If you were Vince McMahon for a day, what would you do to WWE?

[CharismaInjection]

Just imagine you had the power of Vince McMahon for day, what would you do, let's say you went to the bookers meeting:

*1* VINCE: Uh...Stephanie, I'm taking you off the writing team, and replacing you with Paul Heyman.

*2* VINCE: Uh...Hunter, you're not main eventing Wrestlemania 22.

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Seriously :shifty: , I would:

* Rejoin the brands and remove all useless talent and make a smooth great roster.
* I don't know what you guys would think of this, but I'd give Eddie G another tribute show to make up for that tasteless act on SD Special.
* I would bring Paul Heyman back as head booker and Commissioner.
* I would rehire some of the actual talented releases.
* I would push Rey Mysterio as a Main Eventer and at WM22 give him the belt.

Etc. What would you guys do if you had the power of McMahon in WWE?

(Awaits comedy replies :D :rofl: :lol: )

[Kane Knight]

Impregnate half the divas.

[Innovator]

You called Ric Flair a midcarder?!

[Lock Jaw]

I'd inject the WWE with a lethal dose of pooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiisoooooooon!!!

[Xero]

Sell the entire company's stock and all contracts to Jeff Jarrett.

[CharismaInjection]

All I'm saying is Ric Flair has a mid card belt?

[BigChris]

All I'm saying is Ric Flair has a mid card belt?

Shut.......your face....... you make me sick.......:wtf:

[BlackDawn2024]

Have Cena drop the title to Shelton at WM22.

[Funky Fly]

Shelton should not come anywhere near a world title for at least 2 years. After that, you cvan tease a win (Jericho style). Spend the next year having him chase down the gold and finally winning it at the end. 3 years is plenty of time for him go through any shitty gimmicks they have lined up for him, get built up solidly, then win the bg one.

[Funky Fly]

And I voted Benoit, since he is above the US title, IMO.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I voted Regal since like Benoit he deserves much better. I also think Benoit doesn't need much of a build to main event, where as establishing Regal would take a bit more work.

[Funky Fly]

Regal should definitely be main eventing, but it's never going to happen. I'm actually surprised he's having as many matches as he is. I mean, there was a point where he wasn't wrestling more than once in a while (before he got sick, I mean).

He certainly has what it takes to be the bad ass upper mid card heel. He cheats like a motherfucker, has a bitchin' moevset, psychology out the yin yang and he can work a promo with the best of them. And he's usually not a cowardly heel type.

[BlackDawn2024]

Shelton should not come anywhere near a world title for at least 2 years. After that, you cvan tease a win (Jericho style). Spend the next year having him chase down the gold and finally winning it at the end. 3 years is plenty of time for him go through any shitty gimmicks they have lined up for him, get built up solidly, then win the bg one.

I guess that's true. Guess I got into my "OMG Push Shelton NOW!" routine when I saw "If you were Vince McMahon for a day".

[BigChris]

Sign all of Vince McMahon's checks over to Big ole Chris bitch

[CharismaInjection]

Shut.......your face....... you make me sick.......:wtf:

Uh...No....Fuck you!

[Disturbed316]

What tasteless act are you talking about?

[CharismaInjection]

uh Big Show powerbombing Rey onto Eddie's lowrider then spitting on the car, the Randy Orton reversing it through a wall.

[Disturbed316]

That wasn't the Smackdown tribute show.

[CharismaInjection]

I know, I didn't say Tribute show.

* I don't know what you guys would think of this, but I'd give Eddie G another tribute show to make up for that tasteless act on SD Special.

[Disturbed316]

:o

[Nark Order]

I would sell the company to somebody who could run it better.

[Ruien]

If I were Vince for a day, I would have the best day of my life. I would spend a crap load of money on stuff I always wanted to do, for example fly around in a private jet.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'd push Val Venis or William Regal to the moon. I'd then eventually have Regal shift into a manager role, and have him help Paul Burchill out.

[Ruien]

Also, right now Rey Rey is not a mid-carder. He has been in the main event matches for how many weeks straight?

[The Naitch]

-Hire Debra as new GM
-Have Orton retire Taker at HIAC
-Have Orton go on a serious roll, winning the Royal Rumble 2006
-Cena comes out the night after The Rumble...BAAM! RKO from behind by Randy Orton. RKO vs. FU @ Wrestlemania 22

[Mr. JL]

I'd give Rob Van Dam the winking approval to go all out, and empty his arsenal on every RAW or Pay Per View for 30 plus minutes.

[Mr. JL]

I would also approve of the 'Juice Is Loose' segment.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I would push Edge easily, no freaking question.


He isn't on there, but Carlito would be on my list too.

[mrslackalack]

Give viewers chances to send in matchups and types.

Also with the huge video library (besides their own, they have the video rights of Mid Atlantic/JCP/WCW, ECW, AWA, World Class, Georgia Championship Wrestling, OVW, and Smoky Mountian Wrestling. I'd put on a hr show called From The Vault showing these classic matches maybe with insight the storyline to it and alt. commentary. I heard they showed classic memphis wrestling presented like this several years ago and that it did better ratings than the actual shows.

[94 SVT Cobra]

1. id FINALLY be in a position to ask the question "WHERE THE FUCK IS RVD" and get an legitmaized anserew beyond a comic book store signing he was seen at....

2. Call EVERY memeber of the creative/writing/fincial team (EVERYBODY) into a huge meeting and ask "Ladies and gentlemen, i ask this question not only to you but to myself...Does anybody have ANY idea what the fuck is going on any more?"

3.Get high with RVD, for the novelty of it (yea sure)

4.Bring back ECW.....with taste

[RP]

1) Stacy Keibler blows my cock

2) Trish Stratus blows my cock

3) Stacy Keible blows my cock

4) Trish Stratus blows my cock

5) Mae young sits on my face.

[Funky Fly]

I like the cut of your jib, RP.

[RP]

jive

[Skippord]

Roll around naked in my piles and piles of cash Jesus that wasnt hard

also I'd fuck Maria on said piles all day only stopping to hire Chris Sabin and push him to the US title

[94 SVT Cobra]

Id also buy out czw, then sell it on ebay for a penny reserve buy it now auction and give it to sadistic for xmas....so he can amke these "AMAZING" matches himself....couldnt you see it now

Stage guy: "Alright Sadistic, the ring is set up and ready to rock and roll"
Sadistic: "Ring? what the hell do i need that for? thats about as pointful as security at one of our shows"

[D Mac]

Wow Booker don't get no respect. I'd give him a push more then I would Shelton because I believe Booker has paid his dues, right?

"5 time, 5 time,....."

[Zeeboe]

I would let Ric Flair be the champion for a month as a "thank you" for all he has done for the business.

And because I am an ass and would laugh at all the pissed off people on the web. :naughty:

[Nervous Ferret]

In one day? No push would look good.

[D Mac]

Sid Vicious will return and rule ass...:shifty:

[Savio]

Give it to paul Heyman, release all machmons (including steph) then quit.......actrually I'd demote Shane to on screen smackdown GM

[Savio]

and say these exact words on a WWE.com video. "UPN sucks balls and is a terrible company."

[94 SVT Cobra]

Bring back the warrior......

[FourFifty]

If I was Vince for a day...

I'd get "www.tpww.net" tattooed on my forehead, backwards. After that I'd blow Chris Jericho to get him to re-sign, make sweet love to Melina, re-sign Christy Hemme, fire Big Vis, slap every single goddamn writer, and then go on live TV to come out of the closet.

[Pinnacle Charisma]

I would invite Steph out for dinner and spike her drink take her home and put her in bed. Then I would invite the press and call the cops and give then a tip off and give them my motel number.

Then Vince would be in the shit

[NeanderCarl]

I'd fire Lawler and have Joey Styles, Eric Bischoff and Roddy Piper voice Raw, and Michael Cole, Tazz and Bobby Heenan commentate SmackDown. Bobby would have a field day with the Boogeyman.

[Skippord]

I'd Make the Boogeyman eat Randy Orton on live TV for shock value tell UPN to go fuck themselves then I'd go find another network for Smackdown