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Shawn Mega
12-10-2005, 10:06 PM
This is for Sadistic:drool:

Attendance is apparently over 1000.

Pre-Show Update: The rumours are true, it's an octagon cage! There are 2 scaffolds about 16 feet above the ground. Also of note: The COD7 Shirt has an octagon on the front and half looks jaggedy like barbed wire... Could that be implying something? Find out tonight. The crowd is swarming in and is huge. The merchandise tables are enormous with WWE DVDs, figures, shirts, SMV stuff, PWG stuff, stuff from various wrestlers, NOAH DVDs, TNA shirts and DVDs... They'll make a killing on merchandise tonight. Look for updates as the night goes on.

Match #1: Cheech defeated Cloudy following a Last Ride off the top rope. Cloudy hit a Canadian Destroyer on the ring apron and Cheech did a Tree Of Woe Double Stomp *on the floor*. Phenomenal match and possibly the best opening match this year.

Match #2: Mike Quackenbush, Shane Storm and Jigsaw defeated Gran Akuma, Icarus and Hallowicked when Quack hit Icarus with the Quackendriver II. Great match.

Match #3: DJ Hyde beat Jon Dahmer in a sucky match.

Match #4: Larry Sweeney and Franky The Mobster defeated Team Masturbation when Sweeney gave Excalibur with a rollup. Fucking hysterical match.

Match #5: Joey Ryan defeated El Generico while holding the ropes for leverage. Greatly dissapointing.

Match #6: Adam Flash's partner is Sonjay Dutt. Fucking INSANE heel heat through the phone. Flash and Sonjay defeated Sexxxy Eddy and Nate Webb when Sonjay gave Eddy a Moonsault Double Stomp to the balls. He was a real good heel and made fun of a cripple.

Chris Cash Music hits and BlackOut, Joker, TCB hit the ring. Moment of silence and a 10 bell Salute to Eddie Guerrero. No need for fucking idiots, fan tossed, end of that.

MORE ON THE WAY

Cactus Sid
12-10-2005, 11:18 PM
Team Masturbation

Really makes you wonder why people hate CZW doesn't it

Impact!
12-11-2005, 01:04 AM
Match #2: Mike Quackenbush, Shane Storm and Jigsaw defeated Gran Akuma, Icarus and Hallowicked when Quack hit Icarus with the Quackendriver II. Great match.


:eek:

(Only C-Fedders....Very few C-Fedders will have any idea what I'm on about)

Xero
12-11-2005, 09:17 AM
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Wow, what a giant merchandise table.

Xero
12-11-2005, 09:18 AM
Also, now they're relying on stealing other people's crap. Canadian Destroyer? Last Ride? Six sided steel cage? LOL.

Disturbed316
12-11-2005, 03:03 PM
:eek:

(Only C-Fedders....Very few C-Fedders will have any idea what I'm on about)

I also thought that Cheech said Cheetah at first glance.

If no one dies in the Cage of Death then I want my money back :rant:

Chavo Classic
12-12-2005, 10:39 AM
He was a real good heel and made fun of a cripple.

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LK
12-12-2005, 04:36 PM
Why am I not amazed that Sonjay Dutt was involved in this crap?

Xero
12-12-2005, 04:40 PM
Match #6: Adam Flash's partner is Sonjay Dutt. Fucking INSANE heel heat through the phone. Flash and Sonjay defeated Sexxxy Eddy and Nate Webb when Sonjay gave Eddy a Moonsault Double Stomp to the balls. He was a real good heel and made fun of a cripple.
I'd make fun of Sadistic too.

Corkscrewed
12-12-2005, 06:31 PM
:rofl: