Seinfeld Quotes

[D Mac]

Post your favorite quotes from the funniest show ever.


Jerry: "Your guy called to say he ordered your pencil. He keeps calling, he does'nt even care if a man answers!"

Elaine: "Or you."



Frank: Like an animal. Because of her, I have to sit here like an animal!

Serenity now! Serenity now!

George: What is that?

Frank: Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets

too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'Serenity now!'

George: Are you supposed to yell it?

Frank: The man on the tape wasn't specific.

[D Mac]

GEORGE: Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread.

SOUP NAZI: Bread -- $2 extra.

GEORGE: $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread.

SOUP NAZI: You want bread?

GEORGE: Yes, please.

SOUP NAZI: $3!

GEORGE: What?

SOUP NAZI: No soup for you! [snaps fingers]

[el fregadero]

Never heard of it.

[D Mac]

Never heard of it.

Yeah right.:p

[John la Rock]

George: "The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli"

[wwe2222]

not a quote, but Jerry's reaction to something...

after Jerry tells George that the girl he wnats to set him up with is a great conversationalist and that should anything happen to Elaine, they could put this other girl in and not miss a step...

George: You dont have a replacement lined up for me right?

I love Jerry's facial response to that...


also...
Kramer: Sometimes I like to help the humans

[D Mac]

George: Ever heard of shrinkage? Like when you come out of the pool?
Elaine: It shrinks? I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

[The Greater Power]

The whole dialogue between Jerry and George in "The Setup" (I think that's the name of the episode......it's the one where Jerry is telling George about a girl while Elaine is telling this woman about George).

Part of it:

George: What about the cheek?
Jerry: What ABOUT the cheek?
George: I like a good cheek....you know, it needs a rosey glow.
Jerry: A rosey glow?

They go on to do numerous body parts.

[D Mac]

The whole dialogue between Jerry and George in "The Setup" (I think that's the name of the episode......it's the one where Jerry is telling George about a girl while Elaine is telling this woman about George).

Part of it:

George: What about the cheek?
Jerry: What ABOUT the cheek?
George: I like a good cheek....you know, it needs a rosey glow.
Jerry: A rosey glow?

They go on to do numerous body parts.

That would be "The Fix Up"

And it was a pinkish hue.

Jerry: She's got great eyebrows, people would kill to have her eyebrows.
George: Who cares about eyebrows?

[punt]

The MOOPS

[Penner]

That would be "The Fix Up"

And it was a pinkish hue.



You're an idiot.

He said both.

[D Mac]

You're an idiot.

He said both.


Meh, Whatever. :-\

[toxic rooster]

He's right though. You are an idiot.

[D Mac]

He's right though. You are an idiot.

http://www.geocities.com/ohshit27/cf1image.gif

[toxic rooster]

That's very unnecessary.

May I recommend a chill pill?

[D Mac]

lol, It's that Christmas spirit.

[RoXer]

Festivus

[D Mac]

LOL Just heard it.

Kramer (Driving): Hey, your lights are on!

George: Kramer, it's a funeral precession.