things you wouldnt say to vince:

[The MAC]

Vince how much vaseline do you and hunter use?

[Xero]

"Chris Masters needs a WWE title push."

[The MAC]

lol!

[Xero]

"Hey Vince, you haven't done a Boogeyman gimmick yet!"

[The MAC]

hey vince: ted turner is buying TNA - paul heyman will be booking

[Kane Knight]

Doing a great job, man.

[Kane Knight]

I'm really enjoying the Boogeyman push. I've even praised him on the internet.

[Xero]

"www.tpww.net"

[JH]

so vince exactly what cup size is stephanie

[Xero]

"Hey Vince, you should sign Jeff Jarrett and have him feud with Triple H."

[Skippord]

I'll suck your dick

[Blue Demon]

Oh no...I've dropped my pencil *bends over in front of him to pick it up*


Oh wait...that's Pat Patterson :shifty:

[Azriel]

Cruiserweights are the way to go

[jerichoholic169]

"i was looking on this internet forum the other day....whadda you mean im fired"

[Xero]

No, I refuse to job to Triple H.

[mrslackalack]

He Nailz him!!!

[BlackDawn2024]

I respect what you've done with your company.

[FourFifty]

"www.tpww.net"

[Azriel]

You know HHH is gay

[Kane Knight]

"Still injecting deadly venom into the WWE?"

Wait...That's something I WOULD say to him...Before he sicced his dogs on me...

[D Mac]

"Hello, my name is Kane Knight." :p

[FourFifty]

Vince:
Hey kid. I want you to spill your guts. Tell us everything.

Me:
Everything?

Vince:
Everything!

Chunk:
Everything. Okay, I'll talk. In third grade I cheated on my history
exam. In fourth grade I stole my Uncle Max's toupe and I glued it on
my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play. In fifth grade I
knocked my sister Edith down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...</pre>

[Cuzziebro]

Vince can i wear your tie.

[RP]

" Wheres Eddie Guerrero? "

[Cuzziebro]

Vince you have the most creative writers in the world, where did you find them?

[Xero]

"Hey Vince, I have the most creative man in the world for your writing team. He calls himself Sadistic."

[Rob]

"Your steroid test was negative"

"Bret screwed Bret"

"More McMahons on TV please"

"Give's a job"

[D Mac]

Hey Vince, how bout a little 4some with Linda and Steph?

[Stickman]

Vince, I love how you and your family are always on TV doing entertaining segments that don't drag on too long.

[CSL]

<font color=white>(Mid-conversation) "And that stuff after buying WCW? Nice work man!"</font>

[D Mac]

I'll suck your dick

I'd say this wins.

[94 SVT Cobra]

Dont u think hunter should make way for the future stars of wwe and put over a couple more of the younger guys?


O WAIT you meant things i WOULDNT say to vince? guess this doesnt help the thread out much does it?

[John la Rock]

"I want a push because I'm a main-event material
"
remember the confrontation between Vince and Chirstian? also notice how Christian is in TNA?

[The Gooch]

C'mon Vince the future is obvious........Hogan.

[The Gooch]

Triple H has anal sex with your daughter you know!!!

[Xero]

Triple H has anal sex with your daughter you know!!!
Vince: Who doesn't? :shifty: :naughty: :shifty:.................. :naughty:

[The Gooch]

I'd pay to see Chris Masters vs. Bob Holly in an Ironman match.

[James Steele]

Can I feud with Triple H?

[Schoenauer]

Can I feud with Triple H?
And if you say yes, can I go over in the feud?

[ddpBANG]

Does Steph still have that wart on her ass, or did she get that removed?

[D Mac]

I'll suck your dick

This still wins...

[Evolution]

So... XFL.

[Kane Knight]

I'd pay to see Chris Masters vs. Bob Holly in an Ironbotch match.

[The Gooch]

Thanks for fixing that KK, I owe you rep.

[Kane Knight]

So... XFL.

:lol:

[CharismaInjection]

Vince, you're doing a good job.

[Kane Knight]

"Think you could work on a Triple H/Terry Schaivo angle?"

[The Gooch]

Your wife is a great actress, did she go to an acting school or does it just come natural?

[The Gooch]

That money you saved by not re-signing Christain should be used to offer Mark Henry another long term contract.

[Kane Knight]

Have you ever considering firing Matt Hardy?

[Johnny Vegas]

Hey Vince, i wouldn't fuck your daughter :y:

[Schoenauer]

So... how about them Cruiserweights?

[D Mac]

That money you saved by not re-signing Christain should be used to offer Mark Henry another long term contract.

rofl

[Y3J]

Smackdown > Raw