Stupid NOOB Spoof II Signu--Er... nevermind?

[Corkscrewed]

Yes, I know this isn't Wrestling related, but it IS Wrestling Forum related.

So please don't Ban-Hammer me Funky. :'(




Anyway, a couple of years ago I wrote this STUPID NOOB spoof that was a big hit on the forums. I'd figure that if I have time, I'll do another one (it's much easier than C-Fedding... no pics :D ).

Problem is that my memory sucks. I mean, sure, I remember the Sadistics and the Extreme Angles, but some of the other stupid n00bs we've encountered have probably been purged from my memory.

So your job is to supply me with a list of stupid n00bs (from the wrestling forum). Preferably, a description of what they're known for (or just simply a list of posts they've done) would be welcome, but if not, I can always just look up the member name and find his posts.

Limit the n00bs to this year please. Some exceptions, like Dark_Kane, will apply, but I think you guys should get the drift.


Also, if you want to be a part of the screenplay, go ahead and mention that and I'll try to fit you in. No guarantees everyone will have a spoken part though.


If someone could somehow find a copy of the first one, to show what I'm talking about, you'll get rep.

:wave:

[D Mac]

*raises hand* :shifty:

[Corkscrewed]

EDIT: Oly shit!

http://www.tpww.net/forums/printthread.php?t=195 :lol:

[Blitz]

I believe this is the first one.

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=195&highlight=stupid+noob+spoof

[Blitz]

Lol started posting the link and I come back to see the whole thing.

[Corkscrewed]

I decided posting the whole thing was too hard. :shifty:

[Schoenauer]

*Raises his hand* I asked the infamous glass ceiling question, and am currently making an ass out of myself by trying to make comments thinking I'll get some positive rep.

[Corkscrewed]

:( Doesn't work as well when people volunteer themselves for ridicule. :shifty:

I wonder how many people would even remember the people the first one was supposed to spoof.

[Shadow]

PUNT, KINGCOLSTA, AND AXEL!

[D Mac]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/printthread.php?t=195

LOL, KK sure appears a lot in those. :p

[loopydate]

:( Doesn't work as well when people volunteer themselves for ridicule. :shifty:

I wonder how many people would even remember the people the first one was supposed to spoof.

Who could forget sexymanalive?

Not bad, huh? Didn't even check the old thread. Although I think I just might now. Classic stuff. And, heck, if you want to throw ol' LPD in there as a n00b basher, feel free. :)

[D Mac]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/search.php?searchid=62418

LOL this guy. -500 points for 1 post.

[Corkscrewed]

way to botch linkage. :p


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[Schoenauer]

Your post doesn't work Diesel.

[D Mac]

Your post doesn't work Diesel.

hmm it works for me. I'll try to fix.

anyway his name is kane.

[D Mac]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=1431

try

[Schoenauer]

Okay... I'm going to go over here now...

[Corkscrewed]

Limit the n00bs to this year please.

:nono:

[D Mac]

:nono:

lol I just thought it was funny how 1 post could kill your ass. :)

[The Naitch]

Rockgurl

[James Steele]

JS wants in this shit.

[James Steele]

...shit!

[Corkscrewed]

Rockgurl

Jah... see? I wasn't thinking of her when I made the first post. Thanks. :y:

[D Mac]

JST Cobra 94? (Whatever his name) Arguing over a car is just dumb.

So is trying to go toe to toe with KK :p

[Corkscrewed]

http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=24722

[/cheap plug]

:shifty:

[Skippord]

I want in this

[FourFifty]

Flair strolls over drunkenly to the punch bowl. Meanwhile, next to show up is none other than Randy Orton, the youngest World Champion ever.

ORTON: (noticeably cold in its address) “Hunter.”

TRIPLE H: (similarly emotionless) “Randy.”

ORTON: “Good to see you well.”

TRIPLE H: “The same to you young Orton.”

ORTON: “I’ll be grabbing a bite.”

TRIPLE H: “Don’t let me stop you.”

Orton saunters away while HHH rolls his eyes and whispers under his breath.

TRIPLE H: “Just wait till you get the Buried Midcarder Treatment next year.”

Hunter’s expression cheers up, however, when he sees his good friend and protégé, Dave Batista, entering.

TRIPLE H: “Dave! How good to see you! Did you get my message?”

DAVE: (looking rather uncomfortable and nervous) “Hey Trips. Um, yeah. I got the message.”

TRIPLE H: “So you brought everything?”

DAVE: (sighing) “Yeah… the black leather whip, cucumber, handcuffs, two jars of petroleum jelly, candles, matches, and Shaniqua’s old wrestling costume.”

TRIPLE H: “Brilliant! I expect to see you later tonight. Room 913. Oh, and bring champagne. Kisses!!”

DAVE: (looking pale but trying to maintain a false sense of enthusiasm) “I’ll be there!” (then under his breath) “If this doesn’t lead to a sustained main event push, I’m going to TNA.”


*LMAO* And look how true it is!

[Jaton]

Don't forget MacGuyver 007.



And, there's this one punk-ass..uh..Destor, I think?

[Jaton]

:heart:

[Corkscrewed]

Nevermind... I decided to go a different route, so either mods can close this... or you can discuss last year's spoof. :shifty:

[Extreme Angle]

Problem is that my memory sucks. I mean, sure, I remember the Sadistics and the Extreme Angles, but some of the other stupid n00bs we've encountered have probably been purged from my memory.
At least you mentioned me....
:wave: (thats my hand raising)

[FourFifty]

On a totally unrealted note, Ron Killings should never get on the mic again, ever.

[owenbrown]

Nevermind... I decided to go a different route, so either mods can close this... or you can discuss last year's spoof. :shifty:

Was I in there? or this year? :?:

[Destor]

Don't forget MacGuyver 007.



And, there's this one punk-ass..uh..Destor, I think?
destor18 ;)