I e-mailed JBL a while back, and he finally responded!!!!

[BigDaddyCool]

I just saw JBL's America. You are now my favorite wrestler of all time. BTW, what is it like to have been part of the most elite real tag team ever? By that I mean both you are Ron Simmons were World/Heavyweight champions for a major promotion, and a real tag team, not just some tag team thrown together like say Kane and Bigshow.

Anyhow, have a Merry Christmas and next time you get a chance, shoot on Batista to get another title run.

Thanks and Merry Christmas. JBL


hahaha, in your face everyone. Both JBL and Jesus want me to have a merry christmas, that is two to your nothing!

[CharismaInjection]

I doubt JBL wrote that himself, they have special people to answer fan mail.

[Scarface]

I doubt JBL wrote that himself, they have special people to answer fan mail.

Like Eugene.

[kinglacoste]

wwe could hire cm punk to answer fan mail for the stars

[BigDaddyCool]

wwe could hire cm punk to answer fan mail for the stars

Fine, what ever. Then CM Punk wants me to have merry christmas, that is still more than your nothing.

[FourFifty]

He wrote me back a while ago.


Dear FourFifty,
You're right, you do have the biggest wang out there. I think my buddy Shannon might want to see it. She's the only woman on the roster with any talent. I wonder why she doesn't have the women's title yet.
Yes.... he really did e-mail me... :shifty:

[kinglacoste]

does cm punk celebrate christmas?

[Xero]

Dear JBL,

You suck.

~ Xero


(A few weeks later...)

Thanks and Merry Christmas. JBL

[Johnny Vegas]

You guys should try emailing the Ultimate Warrior :y:

[Jason Cage]

LOL

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

You guys should try emailing the Ultimate Warrior :y:

Dear Mr. Warrior,

U R TEH GHEY!

Yours, Jabba.

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Dear Jabba,

QUEERING DON'T MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND!

HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Yours, Warrior.

[Xero]

You guys should try emailing the Ultimate Warrior :y:
Warrior,

What the WWE did to you in that DVD was horrible. Vince McMahon is an asshole, and I can't believe he'd do that. Ever since the release of the DVD (I camped out for six days at Best Buy to be sure I was the first to get it) I have boycotted anything to do with the WWE. I have burned all of my WWF/E materials (except for Ultimate Warrior merchindise, which if you want I could send to you) and will never go to, watch, or visit the WWE on the web ever again.

Your Number One Fan
~Ultimate Xero



Dear Xero,

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Your God,
Warrior



Edit: :( Jabba...

[alvarado52]

i want proof that he wrote that, him himself, the one the only JBL. I WANT PROOF! I need fingerprints on the keyboard, video or possibly pictures, and a taped confession that he wrote that to you. Until then, i dont believe you.

[Fignuts]

Response from Warrior.com:

Salutatious Greetigery, Young Warrior

Gratification is recieved from forwarding juxtapository left on the webtinerary siteage. While the plane of destination draws near, our libations of strewn nipple-pinchy comes to an end. Know that in the plastegiology of the future, my vital organs are with you. Go and be addequete to your splateletory origins.

The Warrior

[Fignuts]

lol

I'm awesome

[alvarado52]

GO HOME!

[The Gooch]

Liar, JBL was busy in the shower when the e-mail was sent out.

[alvarado52]

:shifty:

[The Gooch]

:shifty:

Heard he was breaking in some OVW recruits.

[Kane Knight]

JBL is Un-American, so what?

[Savio]

Nah JBL reads the e-mails.....he read one of mine awhile back.

[Johnny Vegas]

Response from Warrior.com:

Salutatious Greetigery, Young Warrior

Gratification is recieved from forwarding juxtapository left on the webtinerary siteage. While the plane of destination draws near, our libations of strewn nipple-pinchy comes to an end. Know that in the plastegiology of the future, my vital organs are with you. Go and be addequete to your splateletory origins.

The Warrior


Fucking priceless..can someone please have that as their signature :D

Wait, this is the Warrior we're talking about [/lawsuit]

[Triple A]

lol @ him completely ignoring your retarded question.

[BigDaddyCool]

You guys should try emailing the Ultimate Warrior :y:

I have, he hasn't e-mailed me back yet.

[Xero]

I just saw Warrior's Queers. You are now my favorite wrestler of all time. BTW, what is it like to have been part of the most elite real wrestling promotion ever? By that I mean both you are Hulk Hogan were World/Heavyweight champions for a major promotion, and a real fag mobile, not just some fag mobile thrown together like say Vince and Tripleh

Anyhow, have a Merry Queer Bashing and next timeyou get a chance, shoot on Triple H to get another DVD.

[Kane Knight]

Response from Warrior.com:

Salutatious Greetigery, Young Warrior

Gratification is recieved from forwarding juxtapository left on the webtinerary siteage. While the plane of destination draws near, our libations of strewn nipple-pinchy comes to an end. Know that in the plastegiology of the future, my vital organs are with you. Go and be addequete to your splateletory origins.

The Warrior

It...It's like...Like Vogon Poetry...

[FourFifty]

It...It's like...Like Vogon Poetry...

M'eh, I've heard worse poetry. It's only the third worst.

[DaVe]

JBL always responds to his mail. If you listened to his radio show you'd probably know.:p

(By "always" I probably use it lightly.)

[BigChris]

Fine, what ever. Then CM Punk wants me to have merry christmas, that is still more than your nothing.

I think he wants a cookie, or some sort of prize?:yes: