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loopydate
12-22-2005, 11:58 AM
Holy crap, I almost forgot the RAW captions! Surprised nobody picked this up. Ah, well. Sort of pushed this RAW from my mind after the subpar showing. Here come da pics:

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wwe2222
12-22-2005, 12:24 PM
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"For the hundreds of Al Queda hiding nearby...LLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO SUCKKK IT!!


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THE US army sends a hungry Big Show out into the Iraqi desert.


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Shelton's mama was so proud of him


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Flair's camo robe allowed him to style and profile throughout the desert to road rage on any unsuspecting terrorists.


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THE US had seen enough, and declares war on an unsuspecting John Cena. This photo is taken just moments before this officer snapped his neck and ended the regigme of the rapping tyrant
hb2k
12-22-2005, 01:10 PM
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While Carlito sunbathes, Big Show proclaims that his field goal is "good".

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Trish's ring attire has Mike Choida baffled as to why he only sees a floating Women's Title belt 7 feet in the air...

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He's from Brooklyn alright.
Blue Demon
12-22-2005, 02:00 PM
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Big Show gets pissed when he misheard Carlito...he thought he said "we're getting dessert" and not "we're going to the desert"

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Snitsky: Tomko...GET THE BABY CANNON!!
Lock Jaw
12-22-2005, 05:16 PM
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*Helicopter blades begin to spin*
Soliders: Ohhhhhhhhh shit.
Snitsky: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!

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The sock was in control now. Here we see the sock commanding Mick to bust out the Alex Wright dance.

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Flair is followed to the ring by.... CHRISTMAS LEMMINGS?!

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Coach: WHY?! WHY?!! Why does The King make fun of my body when I'm facing RIC FLAIR?!

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Cena pulled a spear from his ass and proceeded to do a mystic rain dance.

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Masters got HUGE heel heat from the soldiers after he hijacked Cena's airplane spin.
Marcyo
12-22-2005, 05:24 PM
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Coach: WHY?! WHY?!! Why does The King make fun of my body when I'm facing RIC FLAIR?!

:lol: :y:
Gone Mad
12-22-2005, 05:50 PM
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Vince (singing): YOU'RE GONNA SEE ALOT OF MEN DROP! BABY, WATCH 'EM DROP! STAND BACK!

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Soldier: OK, Snitsky, are you sure it wasn't you that locked the keys inside the chopper?

Snitsky: ...I ain't gonna say anything this time.

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Ref: Wow, the features on this wax neanderthal are so lifelike...

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Santa: THERE CAN BE ROOM FOR ONLY ONE SANTA!

Bizzaro Santa: Bizarro Santa feels no pain!

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WWE's production of "Muppets Save Christmas" was... an interesting one to say the least.

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Maria: Seriously, where's my shirt?

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Superman on roids, everybody.

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Martin the Magician made the giant flag into a small one. Is there anything he can't do?

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Masters: No, you will not!
Cena: MUST... DO.. ANOTHER... ALBUM...
Masters: NO!
Cena: GAAAAMMMAA RAYSS!!!

--end!--
Skippord
12-22-2005, 09:59 PM
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Cena:GOD DAMMIT VINCE I AM NOT SHANNON MOORE
Vince:If you wanna keep your title you'll take it and like it
Cena:Meh its a living
Skippord
12-22-2005, 10:03 PM
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Vince:Woah that thing is pretty far up there
Vince:Ms Johnson send John Cena in here
Cena:Fuck
Vince:Thats the Plan WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cool King
12-22-2005, 10:05 PM
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Vince: While America watches us wrestle, the UK are watching some nerd telling them how great 2005 has been!

Troops: WOOOOOOOO! USA! USA! USA! USA!

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So this is what fighting a War looks like.
Cool King
12-22-2005, 10:06 PM
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Vince: While America watches us wrestle, the UK are watching some nerd telling them how great 2005 has been!

Troops: WOOOOOOOO! USA! USA! USA! USA!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1526946/02.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1526946/69.jpg

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http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1526946/79.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1526946/118.jpg

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So this is what fighting a War looks like.
Cool King
12-22-2005, 10:11 PM
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Vince: While America watches us wrestle, the UK are watching some nerd telling them how great 2005 has been!

Troops: WOOOOOOOO! USA! USA! USA! USA!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1526946/02.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1526946/69.jpg

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http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1526946/67.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1526946/142.jpg

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http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1526946/164.jpg

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http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1526946/68.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1526946/33.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1526946/147.jpg
So this is what fighting a War looks like.
owenbrown
12-23-2005, 12:45 AM
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Masters: Hi, Everybody! :wave:

Soldiers/WWE crew/Wrestlers: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

Masters: Shit! :'(

(On a side note.... is it just me or does he look an awful lot like Peyton Manning in this pic?) :?: :shifty:
Drakul
12-23-2005, 01:02 AM
I see Cool King is have the same posting trouble as me :(
ddpBANG
12-23-2005, 01:12 AM
It's happening to alot of people today
Savio
12-23-2005, 01:28 AM
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Its good to see operation human shield is still in effect.
JH
12-23-2005, 08:49 AM
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Vince gives his inpersonation of Batistas dance

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Mick Claus: Merry Christmas you Natzi son of a bitch
addy2hotty
12-23-2005, 09:25 AM
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The troops reveal what thay have been doing in their spare time to 'certain' prisoners.

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How do you beat a WARLORD? YOU BECOME ONE YOURSELF! SHUTTTTUP!

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Despite the weather, certain soldiers decided to wear gloves. You know, to PROMOTE Christmas.

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'Woooo! I've killed 2,345 Afghans in this Chopper! And they hadn't done anything! Woooo!

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Make the Helicopter hover.....ME HUNGRY!

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Big Show inadvertantly got caught up in a Pop Up Video WWE Special, with special messages from the troops.

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Big Show smiled as he knew the two knelt photographers were in the correct position for his 'after-match treat'.

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YOU CAN'T SEE ME! No, tell a lie, YOU CAN ONLY SEE A SANTA HAT!

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Snitsky felt right at home, many of the people present and the politicians that put them there regularly said his favourite catchphrase.

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LL Cool J made a surprise appearance, although sporting a new hideous growth.

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Santa put all religious disbelief of him in Afghanistan aside, as he arrived to promote the new rulers of the country. Halliburton.

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Foley was well on top in the first ever Santa Sack-on-a-pole/Beard on a face match turned nasty.

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As Santa turned BAD, his hair and beard changed colour and his hand turned into a talking sock, who commanded him to kill all.

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WWE merchandising did a roaring trade, even in Afghanistan.

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Flair smiled, knowing that if his was in the Army, he'd have been booted out for being TOO OLD a long time ago.

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Agent Smith was spreading. Copying himself quickly and quietly onto various people in the crowd.

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One of the soldiers, upon seeing Flairs flabby body, mockingly played the Last Post. The soldier made a mental note not to drive home tonight.

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'Damn', thought Masters, 'I get X-Pac heat even in Afghanistan'.

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Cryptologists worked hard on the message on the cardboard. Even they couldn't work out the meaning of the this comment.

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Cena, shortly after this photo was taken, shocked the world by announcing he was joining Al-Queda. Commenting, 'I dont feel that my gang with the chains are fitting in a country like America. I want hand-to-hand combat, not one fought with secret weapons'. Muhammed Hassan returned to join the group as did Road-Dogg and Billy Gunn, renamed the New Age Allahs. Their signature was to wail loudly while throwing crotch chops at anyone nearby.

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Cena - 'uhhhhhhhhhh, lets get ready for ALLLLLLLAAAAAAH'

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As Cena failed with his attempts to possess the powers of Greyskull, he called for assistance from the HIGHER POWER.

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'Taka taka taka taka YOU CANT SEE MY GOD taka taka'

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As Cena celebrated, he was shocked to see Big Show attempting to eat his way through the crowd to criticise his defection.

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Cena's move quickly garnered support through the crowd, who loved every minute of his Al Queda Chain Gang gimmick.

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Martin was disturbed to realise that it was already December. He'd lost a month somewhere. He couldn't remember where. Later, Martin would go on to be the Vice President of the United States, controlled by his mother, but sadly killed by his former squadron leader as he celebrated.

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Sorry, no caption here. Just HOTTEST DIVA EVER.

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Santa's Afghani Grotto was a hit with the ladies, sadly not the prisoners though.

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The Red Cross landed and were immediately hit by a swarm of troops. Apparently Big Show had wind, and NEEDED HELP - NOW.

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The Ghost Of Maria returned to help Trish and Ashley pick up the win. Afterwards she told the audience how she was marrying the Ghost of Tim White, who was special referee for the match.
Xero
12-23-2005, 09:44 AM
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Jaws music: Woo WOO. Wooo WOO! Wooo WOO! Wooooo Wooo woo woo woo woo woowooowoowowo WOO WOO WOO!
Woman: No... What are you doing!?
Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


(Look at the shadow.)
wwe2222
12-23-2005, 10:11 AM
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Jaws music: Woo WOO. Wooo WOO! Wooo WOO! Wooooo Wooo woo woo woo woo woowooowoowowo WOO WOO WOO!
Woman: No... What are you doing!?
Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


(Look at the shadow.)

haha :y:
JH
12-23-2005, 10:29 AM
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Jimmy "JJ" Walker was very happy during RAW and he was heard all night repeatedly yelling DYNOMITE DYNOMITE
hb2k
12-23-2005, 12:28 PM
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America!! FUCK YEAH!