RAW THREAD 12-26-05 "Beat the Cock"

[Azriel]

Bret vs. Vince at Mania 22? :lol:

Probably not, but one can dream

[The Greater Power]

LOL Murdoch!

[Shadow]

Hey, the Duck and Gator in my town are lesbians...

Butchs or rather presentable.

[Mr. Nerfect]

No...Kane vs. ?

It's Matt Striker vs. John Cena next week in a first blood match you tard.

LOL, you try following WWE booking when you can't see what's going on. It's like following a pre-schooler David Lynch.

Anyway, Matt Striker should win the First Blood Match next week because one of the Chamber participants cracks him in the skull with a steel chair. Gives Striker a huge rub, further serves the PPV. Cena overcomes all odds to win, though, knowing the WWE.

[G-wrath]

On Unlimited...is Murdoch coming out?

[KingofOldSchool]

Bret's returning toniiight.

I think.

[Innovator]

Good lord, Trevor loves that sodomy

[Azriel]

If Bret came out, I would probably have an orgasm

[Shadow]

LOL, you try following WWE booking when you can't see what's going on. It's like following a pre-schooler David Lynch.

Anyway, Matt Striker should win the First Blood Match next week because one of the Chamber participants cracks him in the skull with a steel chair. Gives Striker a huge rub, further serves the PPV. Cena overcomes all odds to win, though, knowing the WWE.

Too bad Striker's not in the match...

[Loose Cannon]

I read Bret was in Italy.

[The Greater Power]

Well, there's got to be SOME reason why this is the last segment.

I hope we at least get an HBK appearance.

[RGWhat316]

Ok, so it's non-title, first blood.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I predict Vince/Bret in a Kennel from Hell match.

...Why not? The rest of the night has been :wtf: as well. May as well go out with a bang.

[Shadow]

If Bret came out, I would probably have an orgasm

You and almost all of the audience

[Loose Cannon]

I mark out everytime I see the clips of Bret destroying the WWF equipment :cool:

[RGWhat316]

Vince was right!

[Loose Cannon]

How many of you didn't watch wrestling back then?

95% OF THE AUDIENCE.

Congrats

[Mr. Nerfect]

Too bad Striker's not in the match...

You just said it was John Cena vs. Matt Striker in a First Blood Match next week, didn't you? I didn't mean he was in the Chamber. Kane or Chris Masters cracks Cena in the head with a chair, and Cena gets busted, ref rings the bell. Striker has a win over the WWE Champion, the Chamber gets more of a build-up because one of the participants just smashed a chair over the Champion's head.

[Shadow]

He said Bret Hart was wrong and they cheered.

Idiots.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Oohhhh, WORDPLAY'D

[The Greater Power]

Boy, Vince sure is tricky!

[Shadow]

You just said it was John Cena vs. Matt Striker in a First Blood Match next week, didn't you? I didn't mean he was in the Chamber. Kane or Chris Masters cracks Cena in the head with a chair, and Cena gets busted, ref rings the bell. Striker has a win over the WWE Champion, the Chamber gets more of a build-up because one of the participants just smashed a chair over the Champion's head.

I was corrected tard boy. Are you not watching RAW right now?

HBK changes fast.

[Zen v.W.o.]

Bret is the only man who can main event a raw without even showing up, or being there for like 8 years.

[Innovator]

Sign of the night: "HBGay"

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Uh oh, secrets

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ok, so it's non-title, first blood.

Seems logical to give the big win to the up-and-coming heel. Cena will overcome all odds. "Never give up kids! Now that's a lesson for the Chain Gang!" :roll:

[Shadow]

HBK telling Vince to let go of a moment that changed wrestling forever?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I was corrected tard boy. Are you not watching RAW right now?

HBK changes fast.

Don't get it until tomorrow over here. 'Cause Australian TV sucks the dick (sometimes).

[St. Jimmy]

i'm sorry. i missed the point of this whole DVD Review segment...

[Innovator]

Bret is the only man who can main event a raw without even showing up, or being there for like 8 years.true

[Azriel]

Shawn's getting fired?

[Shadow]

i'm sorry. i missed the point of this whole DVD Review segment...

You and the rest of us too.

[Schoenauer]

No TNA shots?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

You and the rest of us too.

Beat me to it. :p

[St. Jimmy]

is this the part where HBK superkicks McMahon... again...

[6to1]

No TNA shots?
a few tna fans in the crowd.

[Mr. Nerfect]

HBK telling Vince to let go of a moment that changed wrestling forever?

Shawn: Vince, let it go. It ain't that funny anymore, it's beyond a joke, I'm not smiling. :shifty:

I think he should adopt that as a catchphrase, just to reference that incident. "I've lost my smile" seems to direct.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

It could possibly be a New Year's Resolution statement?

I'm confused.

[Shadow]

Where the fuck were they going with this anyways?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

We never got a review either, dammit.

[St. Jimmy]

seriously, unless they were gonna bring in bret, this was retarded...

[Mr. Nerfect]

Stone Cold Shawn Antonio vs. Vince McMahon.

[RGWhat316]

Welcome to confusion.

[6to1]

well that end stunk

[Shadow]

seriously, unless they were gonna bring in bret, this was retarded...

Quite retarded.

[Loose Cannon]

hey wow, something that actually makes me want to watch next week. alright.

[Mr. Nerfect]

seriously, unless they were gonna bring in bret, this was retarded...

Gosh, it's dark humour. Obviously it's funny like rectal exploration and Tim White killing himself, only we don't get it. :roll:

[Azriel]

Vince vs. Shawn at WM22?

[St. Jimmy]

son of a bitch. how hard is it to smoke a little pot, kill off another off-scene character instead of sitting there with shitty writers block, making another
stale tease at bret hart's return, and basically put some confusion in every fucking viewers head.

*edit* never mind. it's WWE programming. i forgot.
still better than TNA though.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Did we find out who the GM is?

[6to1]

hey wow, something that actually makes me want to watch next week. alright.
makes me want to watch tna

[Loose Cannon]

how was that segment confusing? Maybe Vince is right and wrestling fans are morons.

[Joyrider]

LO I just turned the TV on and RAW was on so I decided to watch, Vince and Shawn were talkin, wtf wwere they on about

[Loose Cannon]

makes me want to watch tna

have fun. hey terrific job by TNA on putting shows on Christmas and New Years Eve. Way to go fellas.

[Ninti the Mad]

The ending seemed like more of a shot at internal politics.

Glass ceilings etc etc

[Destor]

Where the fuck were they going with this anyways?
It's called a build up, wait and see.

[Innovator]

hey wow, something that actually makes me want to watch next week. alright.lc why don't you go next week? its at the meadowlands

[Innovator]

nevermind, i thought you were in ny

[Savio]

Where the fuck were they going with this anyways?

[Ninti the Mad]

Did nobody get it? my god...

There is no competition. He is going to do things that he feels right for the company at the expense of those who bitch to get their way.

It's interesting to see if he will keep his word.

[Savio]

I hope someone gets fired.

[BobBitchen]

Who did the voice of Flair tonight?

I think it was Chris Masters.

[Savio]

Matt Striker.

[The Answer]

I think it was Chris Masters.

Sounded like the Brooklyn Brawler. Last segment, was the worst I have seen in a while. It came out of no where and without Bret showing up it didn't work at all

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Was there live tonight (as an X-Mas gift)

Fucking amazing seats, hella fun show tonight</font>

[Enjay]

If Bret comes out I will probably have an orgasm.You and almost all of the audience
Wow there's figurative language that no one ever uses. :|


By the way, you're both gay.

[Enjay]

And that last segment was good. Sorry that all you Hitmarks were tricked into thinking Bret Hart would show up.

[Corndad]

I think they are just starting early with the Wrestlemania hype. maybe something along the lines of Vince vs Shawn w/ Bret as Ref, that would be intresting...

Or maybe its just setting up Hart for the HOF induction... who knows, but its gotta be leading somewhere, probably somewhere big.

[Nervous Ferret]

Stacy Keibler was at the Jets game tonight, for all you pervs on page 4. :shifty:

[loopydate]

Matt Striker.

You're right. It was Striker. I thought it was him during the segment, but it was cemented when he was meeting with Vince. Definitely the same mouth.

[Kane Knight]

Oh, Bret is the one that keeps bringing up the screwjob, right?

No no no, dumbass. :roll:

The Montreal fans bring it up too.