HHH Will Be A Father

[The Greater Power]

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/1912876

Stephanie (McMahon) Levesque and her husband, Paul Levesque (Triple H), are happy to announce that they are expecting their first child. WWE.com would like to congratulate the expecting parents.

[Morgan]

Devil Child.

[hb2k]

DEMON SPAWN!

[hb2k]

In all seriousness, if it comes out the womb with H's mutton chops, that'd be phenomenal.

[Y3J]

I guess this anti-drugs policy is working

[V]

Congratulations to Trips and Stephanie

[Cool King]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats to Stephanie and Triple H. I have a funny feeling it'll be a boy.

[Rob]

Thank God that's 9 months of Stephanie off TV.

Hang on, they'll probably make her give birth on Raw. £5 says its a hand.

[hb2k]

And they name it "Naitch"

[Morgan]

In all seriousness, if it comes out the womb with H's mutton chops, that'd be phenomenal.

Have theme music playing as it's coming out, get him into the business early.

[The Power]

The Power expects to job to the baby in 9 months

[KingofOldSchool]

Thank God that's 9 months of Stephanie off TV.

Hang on, they'll probably make her give birth on Raw. £5 says its a hand.

$10 on a sledgehammer and a copy of "Idiots Guide To Booking Pro Wrestling"

[Shadow]

Ain't that cute...

Doesn't she already have a couple of kiddlets?

[MVP]

He'll be WWE Champion by the age of 10.

Or if it's a girl, the most grotesque exploitation of a child in history, as she becomes the youngest Women's Champion ever.

[Johnny Vegas]

It will come out nose first with built-in immunity lips for Vince's anal cavity

[KingofOldSchool]

Vince will give the newborn baby the Cruiserweight Title for Christmas.

[Gone Mad]

BABY GAAAAAAAAAAMMMEE!!

Most babies get rattles. This one will get a hammer and a baby Orton to bash around with. Either way, congrats to them and their more-than-likely future superstar child.

[John la Rock]

congrats to HHH and Steph :y:

[Xero]

Youngest WWE champion at five years old. I'm calling it now.

[Rob]

I guess this anti-drugs policy is working

Either that or it's the "genetic jackhammer" looking at his daughter funny again.

[Xero]

Can't wait for his/her first words...

Hunter: Say daddy! Say daddy!

Steph: Say momma!

Baby: Shlut!

Steph: HEY!

Hunter: THAT'S IT! GENE!?

Gene: This WILL be my fault! *PUNT*

[V]

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come on guys, can't you just be happy for someone.

I'm probably never going to have kids of my own, or my own family and I'm glad other people can partake in these joys.

[Thriller]

If it comes out bald its Kurt Angle's

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL

[Y3J]

Any bets on when the Junior's Division will be revived?

[G-wrath]

Congrats to Trips and Steph. So after Hunter takes over the company and finally dies, they'll have someone to carry on the legacy of ummms and errrrs and egos.

[Shaggy]

Congrats to mr and mrs game....

Is anyone else remembering that whole storyline right now where Steph said she was pregnant so that Trips would stay with her....

The one line popping into my head right now...

The King: "Theres gonna be a baby game!"

[alvarado52]

funny you mentioned this, today i noticed the seas were boiling and it was raining blood.

[Kane Knight]

He'll be WWE Champion by the age of 10.

Or if it's a girl, the most grotesque exploitation of a child in history, as she becomes the youngest Women's Champion ever.

After winning the Diva search and posing in Playboy

[Hitman84]

I'm expecting the baby to have a huge nose and silicone enhanced boobs at birth. It'll have a sledgehammer fetish, 'buy' ECW, form a stable/tag team with a 7 year old who's losing his touch a little and, to be fair, way to old to be hanging out with babies of today's generation and scream 'I am mini-game! Cuz I'm that damn small!' as it's first words ... :shifty:




In all seriousness, congrats to the parents-to-be.

[Azriel]

Make sure to look for the 666 guys

But yeah, congrats to the couple

[The Naitch]

Imagine the baby came out half black like in Naked Gun

[RaginRonic]

Or maybe we'll get lucky and she'll miscarriage! :rofl:

[Kane Knight]

I'm not sure how that's luck.

[Lock Jaw]

Steph: It's a boy!
HHH: Let's have him go over Matt Hardy at the next PPV.

[G-wrath]

Or maybe we'll get lucky and she'll miscarriage! :rofl:

Not funny. :nono:

[Chico]

Any bets on when the Junior's Division will be revived?

Yeah what happened to the Juniors division? Are they already being held down by an unborn baby?

Oh and BTW, congrats to HHH and Steph. :y:

[Drakul]

Congratulations to HHH and Steph.:y:

Wonder what they'll call it.

[Drakul]

I'm probably never going to have kids of my own
I bet you do, eventually.

[Morgan]

Though probably not intentionally.

[Drakul]

True but he'll still have a baby. When Gohan3k and his wife/gf tries for a baby I hope he thinks of us for giving him the belief he can do it.

[Drakul]

Wait! Don't think of us! Wont be pretty when you have to stop because your gf suddenly turned into Kane Knight in your mind and when you tell her she leaves you or worse yet you call out a screen name at the end. :wtf:

"NEEEEEEEERF!"

[Innovator]

Nice, HHH is the real genetic jackhammer

BECAUSE HE IS THAT DAMN GOODUUUHHHHH

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Congrats

And wait, this means Stephanie's tits are going to get even bigger... Where's Jericho when you need him?

[Corkscrewed]

DOCTOR: Congratulations! It's a baby boy!

HHH: He looks kinda brown.

BABY: Waahhhh!!! Wahhhhh!!! Somebody call my momma!!!

*everyone looks at Shelton Benjamin*

SHELTON: Heh... heh... well, that's why I went on that jobbing streak...

[The Gooch]

Make sure to look for the 666 guys

Well if (s)he is born on June 06, 2006 that would be close enough.

Furthermore, they usually annouce this shit after the first trimester so it could be a June baby. Kinda creepy....

[Rob]

Nice, HHH is the real genetic jackhammer

BECAUSE HE IS THAT DAMN GOODUUUHHHHH

HHH fires blanks. If Hootie McBoob, sorry Stephanie McMahon, doesn't give birth to a hand then the baby will probably be black. Will be like a scene from "Life".

[Shadow]

Congrats

And wait, this means Stephanie's tits are going to get even bigger... Where's Jericho when you need him?

Wouldn't you like to know?

[The Greater Power]

-- Stephanie McMahon is due to give birth in late July, right around Triple H’s birthday.

-- Shane McMahon’s wife, Marissa, is due to give birth on the same day as WrestleMania. This will be their second child.

[.44 Magdalene]

I can't imagine HHH's child looking like anything but Lenny Kilmeister (or however it's spelled).

[owenbrown]

Youngest WWE champion at five years old. I'm calling it now.

no he'll probably be champ before he is even born.... :shifty:

every superstar will job to him while he's still in the womb:shifty: :nono:

[Evolution]

First, congratulations to them.

Second, if the child DOES grow up to be a wrestler, can it be accurately called a 3rd gereration Superstar (Vince, HHH, then the sprog)

[ddpBANG]

So we're assuming that Hunter is really the father. They're not going to try and make a story-line out of this?

[ddpBANG]

Who? Never heard of him. He has an awful long name, though. FINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY! What kinda shit is that? And I thought Roethlisberger was bad.