The Official Raw Thread - 09/01/06

[Ninti the Mad]

good match

great in-ring psychology

[St. Jimmy]

jesus christ, botched superkick =/

[LK]

HBK vs Angle at WM22 - The Decider.

[Destor]

good match

great in-ring psychology
:y:

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL Murdoch is the man

[LK]

Well that's great. Murdoch talking about this one time he saw a horse shag a cow.

[Azriel]

HBK vs. Angle at the Rumble

HBK vs. Vince at WM

[Innovator]

Good ol Murdoch

[Innovator]

Kurt vs. Shawn, next week

[Innovator]

that is Vince countering Spike's Ultimate Fight Night

[McLegend]

Bet you they are doing HBK/Angle next week because of the UFC special.

[McLegend]

Fuck you innovator

[Innovator]

HHH!

[St. Jimmy]

HHH on cena? interesting...

[Blitz]

Somehow, HHH's mustache looks more ridiculous this week.

[Innovator]

HHH is gonna win the rumble, go on to wrestlemania

[Blitz]

Trips and Orton, final 2 in the rumble.

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[St. Jimmy]

trips in the rumble for the WWE belt, eh?
that's interesting.

[Innovator]

The King wants his throne back

[Destor]

H is the man.

[PullMyFinger]

So it's all mapped out then like planned. Another Triple H domination year.

[St. Jimmy]

lita is a tart =/

[punt]

Lita has cooties:drool:

[Vazz]

I don't see why everyone bashes Masters every week. He's not a terrible wrestler, he just has a weak gimmick that the audience doesn't really care about.
I see Carlito and Masters as high mid carders like The Rock and Triple H were when they were leading DX and The Nation. However Rock/HHH had time to grow and had a long ass mid card fued before entering main event status. These days the WWE pushes their young guys too fast(Orton/Batista).
They should have guys like Masters, Carlito, and Shelton fued over the IC belt for years before fighting guys like Angle, HBK, etc.
Sorry for the rant, i'm bored. :D

[NeanderCarl]

these ad breaks are taking the piss

[Innovator]

I can't wait for the first ever Grandfather vs. Grandson match in 18 years

[PullMyFinger]

YOu know, WWE almost got interesting with Edge as the champ, but they dropped the ball again. Triple H does own control of storyline in the end I guess.

[Joey Slugs]

did I somehow miss 3MW?

[Shadow]

Think I'll just imagine the three lesbians in bed when Edge and Lita get in.

*shudders*

[Innovator]

Kiss cam

[Destor]

YOu know, WWE almost got interesting with Edge as the champ, but they dropped the ball again. Triple H does own control of storyline in the end I guess.
H cuts a promo and the show is suddenly about him? Interesting.

[NeanderCarl]

at least with Steph's pregnancy one of them is going to have to stay home and bring up the baby...

No more Steph writing?
No more HHH wrestling?

Which is the lesser of the two evils?

[Innovator]

Punk might not become the biggest WWE superstar, but he will run train on the diva roster

[Blitz]

Nice dress on Stacy

[Innovator]

at least with Steph's pregnancy one of them is going to have to stay home and bring up the baby...

No more Steph writing?
No more HHH wrestling?

Which is the lesser of the two evils?Steph writing by far

[Innovator]

How can you hate on Kenny Mayne? Fuckin America

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, momma time

[Innovator]

HERE COMES BIG MAMA!...and Shelton

[Blitz]

:love: Shelton

[Shadow]

I guess this is what Shelton's Mamma ment by Val's going to hell tonight.

Are we sure she's wearing a fat suit?

[punt]

Mama and her MuMu

[Blitz]

LOL king mixes up Playboy and Playstation

[Azriel]

Okay, I know Shelton's mama from somewhere. She used to be on a TV show I believe.

So sorry Val. Back to the jobber pool you go.

[St. Jimmy]

=/ it takes a big black woman to get Val and Shelton up the card.

[Blitz]

Sheltoon hides behind his momma :nono:

[punt]

btw, I don't think it is a fat suit, did you see her jelly arms shakin?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Okay, I know Shelton's mama from somewhere. She used to be on a TV show I believe.

So sorry Val. Back to the jobber pool you go.


Yeah, she's a comedian. I can't quite place her name, but I found it on Wikipedia.

[Innovator]

I want to see Mama Benjamin win the Rumble

[Corndad]

Yup... I wished I was a bettin man tonight.. haven't missed lol

[Blitz]

Does Shelton's momma have a nose piercing?

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Remember a few weeks ago, when they were teasing a Shelton / HBK feud?

THIS IS MUCH BETTER, ISN'T IT?

God damn writing team.

[PullMyFinger]

H cuts a promo and the show is suddenly about him? Interesting.
I didn't say the show, I said storyline. THe schedule is set for him to wrestle for the Championship at WM...and he pretty much mapped it all out tonight. He's going to win the RR, and wrestle for the gold at WM.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

GET UP OFF THAT GROUND

[PullMyFinger]

Does anyone remember when Venus held the IC title, was in RTC, and had great feuds against Shamrock and others?

[Blitz]

Needle to the Ass!!!

[Vazz]

lol stabbed in the ass?

[Innovator]

SHE STABBED HIM IN THE ASS! AAHAHAHAHAHHA

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL, hairpin.

[Shadow]

e Mamma angle would've sucked but really...it doesn't. Adds something to Shelton's character that was lacking I think.

...what the hell did she stick in Val's ass?

[St. Jimmy]

Yeah, she's a comedian. I can't quite place her name, but I found it on Wikipedia.

Bruce Bruce with a WWE contract? crazy.

[Destor]

Venis is a porn a star; I'm sure its not the first time he's had a prick in the ass.

[Blitz]

Striker's Pocket Theasaurus :y:

[Innovator]

smoking the pot

Striker rules

[Azriel]

So far, they've been playing it though like Shelton doesn't know though that his moma's helping him right?

[Blitz]

You screwed Bretius :lol:

[punt]

anybody else not really interested in this whole live sex thingie?

[Shadow]

........now I'm scared.

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL @ RR ad

[Innovator]

JRock2K: how awesome would it be if
JRock2K: Joe interrupts the sex scene
mclark5e: that would be orgasmic
JRock2K: ole kicks edge and lita
JRock2K: musclebuster through the bed
mclark5e: that would be awsome

[UmbrellaCorporation]

et tu, shanicus?!

[PullMyFinger]

Is it just me, or does the RR and other PPVs seem more and more meaningless now? IT doesnt have that awesome special effect that it used to...

[St. Jimmy]

lmao. that rumble commerical was great.

[Azriel]

:lol:@RR commercial

[Destor]

That was quick.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Very quick, and Kane has the mic now.

29 victims! *insert laugh here* :D

[Blitz]

JRock2K: how awesome would it be if
JRock2K: Joe interrupts the sex scene
mclark5e: that would be orgasmic
JRock2K: ole kicks edge and lita
JRock2K: musclebuster through the bed
mclark5e: that would be awsome

:y:

[The Greater Power]

bring on the sex!

[Nowhere Man]

Ah, nothing like an arbitrary murder. Whether I'm talking about the RR commercial or Kane's match, you decide.

[Shadow]

anybody else not really interested in this whole live sex thingie?

No puntard...you're not the only one.

[Destor]

The champ is here.

[Innovator]

The champ is here.HOLY FUCK! AMERICAN DRAGON IS HERE!

[The Greater Power]

Is it just me, or does the RR and other PPVs seem more and more meaningless now? IT doesnt have that awesome special effect that it used to...

It's been like that for like 5 years.

[PullMyFinger]

The champ is here.
lmao

[Destor]

My money is on Flair interrupting the live sex.

[Azriel]

Yeah Jerry, Kane will be really excited about the sex show, especially considering Lita dumped him. :roll:

[Destor]

HOLY FUCK! AMERICAN DRAGON IS HERE!
LOL!

[The Greater Power]

Viscera HAS to come out during this next part.

[punt]

No puntard...you're not the only one.

Shadumb, how ya doing ole pal?

[6to1]

How can you hate on Kenny Mayne? Fuckin America
well the vote for the vote for the wost people voted for the rapper

[Innovator]

WOOOOO LITA TIME TO RIDE SPACE MOUNTAIN!
WOOOO
WOOOO
WOOOO

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Matt Hardy shall be hiding under the bed.

[Shadow]

I'd smack Innovator but really...If AD showed up instead of Edge I'd be happier.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I thought Trish Stratus was the new WWE champion?

:shifty:

[Innovator]

THE wwe CHAMP IS HERE

[Blitz]

I'd mark out if Edge changed into a sailor's uniform and chased around a bunch of lingerie wearing girls.

"It's time for a Sexy Party!"

[punt]

Seems like the WWE could afford better bedding than the K-Mart $38 "Bed in a bag" special

[Shadow]

The Boogyman shall be hiding under the bed.

Fixed it for ya.

[Destor]

Ha!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Edge. :love:

[Innovator]

I'd smack Innovator but really...If AD showed up instead of Edge I'd be happier.That'd be sick, but if Joe showed up it'd be sicker

[Destor]

I must be Carnap.(sp?)

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Fixed it for ya.

Why thank you, good sir!

[Innovator]

Edge....I called what you did.

[Shadow]

I guess the spinner title is gonna be the offical WWE title from now on.

[St. Jimmy]

i still hate that fucking belt.

[Innovator]

Fuck the spinner belt

[punt]

Lita smells like cheese

[UmbrellaCorporation]

I guess the spinner title is gonna be the offical WWE title from now on.


I'm afraid you might be right. And I mean afraid. :(

[St. Jimmy]

they're really trying to make him the uber heel.
he is not even close to pulling it off =/

[Xero]

OMFG "WWF" ON WWE TV! ALERT THE WWF!

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, had to throw a couple of Matt Hardy hits in there

[Blitz]

Why are they giving him a babyface video package?

[NeanderCarl]

uh-oh they just used the initials "WWF" on the show

somebody's gonna get sued!

[Shadow]

It's a good montage I thought...

Excuse me while I puke at the thought of what's coming next.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

mad sex.


There's an angry Edge joke in there somewhere, but I can't reach for it

[Innovator]

Porn music, SWEET

[St. Jimmy]

someone hold my hair whilst i vomit?

[McLegend]

lol @ music

[The Greater Power]

WWE PORN LMAO

[punt]

wonder if she has bugs up there

[St. Jimmy]

lmao. snitsky joke!

[Linkbowler]

Nice Snitsky joke

[Shadow]

..................................words cannot describe the feelings I'm going through right now.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, snitsky references. Good (I think?) to see they didn't forget THAT.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

This will be the first ever fellatio recorded on WWE TV.

[The Greater Power]

lmao

[punt]

I am sure the 6 year olds in the crowd are enjoying this

[St. Jimmy]

the ratings dropped =/

[Blitz]

Omg

[Shadow]

............................

Edge is happy......

[The Greater Power]

lmao @ BONER

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LMFAO

[Innovator]

lol Coach, Joey breathe

[punt]

those are the worst pair of underwear I have ever seen

[St. Jimmy]

lmfao. this is gold.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL, what

[Innovator]

MINUTE MAN!

[Blitz]

..................................words cannot describe the feelings I'm going through right now.

[Destor]

They're taking this a bit far.

[The Greater Power]

Flair just ruined this segment

[St. Jimmy]

YES! MARK OUT MOMENT!

[Shadow]

OH MY GOD! YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! JUST AS THIS WAS GETTING GOOD!

[punt]

naitch

[Innovator]

SPACE MOUNTAIN!

[owenbrown]

Ok am I watching RAW or the fucking softcore shit on cinemax?! :shifty: :wtf:

[Blitz]

Thank god for Flair

[Shadow]

dEAD IN THE BED?

[The Naitch]

Seriously though, I would be very suprised if they don't try and turn Cena tonight. It's the Rock syndrome.. you get stuffed down our throats... you start to get boo'ed simple as that.

it played off real nice when he told "the haters" to kiss his ass. Must make them feel even worse now, since the real Cena fans will still remain strong

He just trimmed the fat so to speak

[St. Jimmy]

lmao. flair with the sexual critque.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL, Flair thrusts

[Nowhere Man]

WHOOOOOO!!!!

[Xero]

ROFL!

[Shadow]

I repeat....dead in the bed?

And was he about to rape Lita or did I mishear Ric?

[St. Jimmy]

was that the fucking blade on the ground?!

[Skippord]

Breathe Joey Breathe

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Vertical Conchairto?

[Blitz]

!!!!
Crowd cheering Cena

[Linkbowler]

LOL @ half the crowd doing the shocker hand thing

[St. Jimmy]

if he rips the sheet off the bed, cena will get an amazing pop from now on.

[UmbrellaCorporation]

lol, oh man. This is great

[Nowhere Man]

well that was anti-climactic

[Shadow]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...SHE PUT ON A SHIRT

Anyone notice that Cena';s got new life into him? More than just a breath of fresh air?

[Destor]

I guess Lita did get fucked after all.

[St. Jimmy]

=/ that had no pay off.
and where are the going to go with Flair?

[Blitz]

Seems like they're trying to turn Cena into Stone Cold even more.

[Azriel]

So, are you trying to make us believe Lita put on that shirt in one split second? Show some balls for Chrissakes. Chances are even if they did get cancelled, another network would pick them up almost instantly.

[Marc the Smark]

I don't usually complain about the product (on-line anyway), but was anyone else a bit disappointed with the end of RAW tonight? It would have been soooo much better, I think, if Cena jumped into the bed and the two went at at it. After a few seconds, they stop, we see Lita and she has a look of disgust on her face that turns into a smile. Next week, she and Edge say it's all a part of their plan.

[Blitz]

I don't usually complain about the product (on-line anyway), but was anyone else a bit disappointed with the end of RAW tonight? It would have been soooo much better, I think, if Cena jumped into the bed and the two went at at it. After a few seconds, they stop, we see Lita and she has a look of disgust on her face that turns into a smile. Next week, she and Edge say it's all a part of their plan.

How does that make sense?

[The Outlaw]

It's pretty obvious Blitz, John Cena would then have an STD.

[6to1]

i would rather flair ride her that would be funny he would go wooo wooo then go the nature boy

[Blitz]

It's pretty obvious Blitz, John Cena would then have an STD.

*Slaps forehead*
Of Course! It's brilliant

[Zen v.W.o.]

I feel bad for edge now..vince and the writers are fucking idiots.

[The Naitch]

what happened in the Live Sex segment?

[Blitz]

Edge and Lita stripped each other to underwear, got under the covers, Edge took off Lita's underwear, they mimed oral sex, Flair came out, cut a promo, Edge put his pants on, beat Flair up, gave him a one man cochairto on the announce table, Cena came put, chased Edge out of the ring, pulled the covers off the bed to reveal Lita in Edge's T-shirt and her panties, then gave Lita an FU and stared Edge down.

[The Naitch]

nice

[Corkscrewed]

woulda been less disappointing if Lita had been topless and covering herself.

Oh, but then again, they had to fuck it up somehow. Ironically, they fucked it up by not fucking. Interesting.

[NeoGeo]

Angle was right. he should've been champ with Cena chasing. the crowd is now chanting and cheering Cena.

[St. Jimmy]

what happened in the Live Sex segment?

we found out that yes, the WWE champion can have an erection during a promo, and yes, it can be small.

[The Outlaw]

we found out that yes, the WWE champion can have an erection during a promo, and yes, it can be small.

LOL

[Splaya]

I saw Lita's nipple tho, so the segment wasnt all that bad

[Lara Emily]

If anyone really does care Thea Vidale is the name of the women playing Shleton's Mama

[CharismaInjection]

Edhe hasn't changed the title, meaning he's losing it back to Cena guaranteed. Otherwise he'd destroy Cena's, but he's keeping it cuz he's got to give it back.

[KingofOldSchool]

Well if Lita cheated on Matt with Edge then one of two things must've been true.

1. Edge must be *REALLY* good in bed.

2. Matt has a *REALLY* small penis.

[KingofOldSchool]

I wonder if they were really fooling around under the covers, since Lita was really topless and all.

Oh and Edge's boner...

[Cool King]

I saw Lita's nipple tho, so the segment wasnt all that bad

Just her nipple?

I saw the whole of her breast. Here's a video of it. (There's no sound)

http://www.youtube.com/w/Lita-Slips-On-Raw-sky-sports-Jan-9th-2006?v=AaFKyz5H1gY&search=Lita

I saw a video of it when it was on USA, but the screen went black. Sky Sports didn't censor it though.

[The Greater Power]

wow nice ^^

[ericgatez]

Now that's a titty! :D

[Rob]

God Lita is such a whore

[Fox]

Someone post a pic, the video isn't working.

[Russenmafia]

Good night for the Masterpiece. Continues to get a reaction and got Angle to submit in the Masterlock.

[Mortis45]

http://www.youtube.com/w/Lita-and-Edge?v=ymIygX4STss&search=lita


See if that works. Sucks that the video is blurry. :n: