Offical Raw thread 1-16-05 "HUGE FUCKING ORGY"

[RGWhat316]

RAW might actually live up to the title of this topic.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I can see Shelton's mother and Vince McMahon either A) Becomming lovers, which gives Shelton a heel push as Vince's new "son" and gives us Shawn Michaels vs. Shelton Benjamin at WrestleMania 22 or B) They hate each other, and Shelton feuds with Triple H.

[Batsu]

I hate seeing that WWF logo blurred.

[RGWhat316]

Yay, more Maria. :drool:

[St. Jimmy]

UFC: How many advertisements can you fit in 8 Panels?

[The Greater Power]

Notice when Maria talks as the actual kiss is going on, she doesn't sound retarded.

[Marc the Smark]

I saw "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe" today. Great flick :y:

[Azriel]

I want to interact with Maria. Damn you CM Punk

[Mr. Nerfect]

What's the bet Benjamin either faces Big Show, Triple H or Kane tonight?

[Marc the Smark]

somebody called his momma

[Blitz]

I saw "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe" today. Great flick :y:

It's the CHRONIC-what-CLES OF NARNIA

[The Greater Power]

HHH hopefully

[Azriel]

It'll be Viscera again

[Savio]

Sheltons momma = funny

[ThruTheWire]

Notice when Maria talks as the actual kiss is going on, she doesn't sound retarded.

Ok...

[The Icon of Elisim]

The WWE wishes its fans a happy Martin Luther King Day

[The Greater Power]

dammit Show

[St. Jimmy]

lmao. the only person bigger than sheltons Mama XD

[ThruTheWire]

It's the CHRONIC-what-CLES OF NARNIA

lol that was the best SNL skit in a while.

[Blitz]

Just when Shelton was on a winning streak, too. :(

[The Greater Power]

Man, we need HHH

[Skippord]

Fuck I was hopin Charlie Hass

[Blitz]

Is Shelton's mama miked?

[The Greater Power]

Am I the only one that gets reminded of Happy Gilmore from Shelton and momma

[RGWhat316]

Man, we need HHH
Have we really gone an hour and a half without HHH?

[St. Jimmy]

jesus christ, i used to respect shelton. =/

[ThruTheWire]

Is Shelton's mama miked?

Look's like it ;-o

[Mr. Nerfect]

When I first heard that Shelton's Mama was coming, I immediately thought that I could see Vince starting a relationship with her, and Shelton being adopted as the newest McMahon. At first I thought it would be pure shit, but then I realised it would get Shelton wins, get him attention, and possibly make him intrumental in the feud against Shawn Michaels. I say do it.

[Azriel]

HHH interference?

[AJHayes]

I'm getting such a kick out of Sheltons Mama.

CHOCOLATE THUNDER!!!

[RGWhat316]

Shelton really needed his chunky soup tonight.

[ThruTheWire]

jesus christ, i used to respect shelton. =/

How could you not? He's great in the ring... It's not like he wrote this storyline.

[AJHayes]

Mama: "Eat your chunky soup Shelton!"

[Azriel]

Have we really gone an hour and a half without HHH?
Quiet you, don't jinx it.

[Skippord]

Shelton WINS

[Innovator]

I want to interact with Maria. Damn you CM Punkdon't hate the Punker just because he's better than you

[Azriel]

Damnit, so much for no HHH

[St. Jimmy]

why are Trips and Show still fueding?

[RGWhat316]

Dammit, spoke too soon.

[Skippord]

don't hate the Punker just because he's nailing Maria

[Blitz]

Van Terminator :y:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Did Shelton beat Show?

[Marc the Smark]

Lillian sucks. Last week, she announced the wrong person as the winner of a match. This week, "You're winner as a countout, Shelton Benjamin."

Bring back The Fink!

[Azriel]

TLC 4. Yeah, good times

[Blitz]

LOL commercial for Big Momma's House 2, right after Shelton's mama,

[The Greater Power]

What if Flair won tonight.

[Azriel]

Main event time. Somebody get a priest for Flair

[Marc the Smark]

What if Flair won tonight.

If he won the belt? It'd be the biggest SHOCK in a LONG TIME.

[Skippord]

What if Flair won tonight.

I'll kill myself

[RGWhat316]

Quiet you, don't jinx it.
At least he was only out there a minute.

[Savio]

I bet they don't use half that stuff.

[Mr. Nerfect]

What if Flair won tonight.

I reckon they'd have Triple H face Flair at the Rumble for the title, and Edge & Cena would be in the Rumble. Triple H wins the title, Cena wins the Rumble, there's your WrestleMania 22 main event.

[Savio]

No gregory helms tonight.

[Marc the Smark]

There were a few comical moments tonight, but nothing shocking and nothing that would want us wanna watch next week.

[RGWhat316]

Damn, her outfit is hott.

[Marc the Smark]

Who wants to rhumba with Stacey?

[Innovator]

HOLY FUCK

Matt Hughes vs. ROYCE GRACIE

[Marc the Smark]

WHOOOOO!

[Azriel]

Damn, Stacy was hot. Need to tune in this week

[Mr. Nerfect]

No gregory helms tonight.

I would mark out if they had him run in during the main event. He could joni Flair as the new "Nature Boy", or have him betray Raleigh by having him aid the sworn enemy of Matt Hardy beat Ric Flair.

[The Greater Power]

Flairs daughter heel turn, she'll have a threesome with Edge and Lita after the match in "Live Sex: Part II"

[St. Jimmy]

if Naitch wins tonight, i think i'd actually mark out for a moment.
then count the seconds until he jobs to HHH.

[Marc the Smark]

His daughter is there. Something huge will happen.

[St. Jimmy]

Edge's theme music fucking sucks. Bank on it.

[Azriel]

Yeah, this week's RAW has been pretty average so far.

[Marc the Smark]

Edge's theme music fucking sucks.

so does Lita

[Skippord]

Edge's theme music fucking sucks. Bank on it.

:foc:

[ThruTheWire]

Edge's theme music fucking sucks. Bank on it.

No it doesn't.

[Azriel]

I miss Edge using the Rob Zombie music

[RGWhat316]

LOL, only a minor Cena chant this time on that video.

[Skippord]

so does Lita

ZING

[The Greater Power]

What if the thing the belt gets hung on gets lowered, and Tim White is hanging from it.

[Marc the Smark]

Let's hope Naitch doesn't go into cardiac arrest

[Blitz]

I miss Edge using the Rob Zombie music

[Blitz]

I say 1 minute until Flair starts bleeding.

[ThruTheWire]

Lol what a shitty ladder.

[RGWhat316]

I might be wrong, but I believe Raleigh, NC had the first TLC match at Summerslam, and now they get another tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

ladder botch *drink*

[Corkscrewed]

Geez, that chop sounded like a chairshot. :eek:

[RGWhat316]

Did I hear a "Hardy" chant?

[St. Jimmy]

i miss edge using Zombie too. it was so much better.
the music in his new theme is nice, but that shitty intro sucks.

[Corkscrewed]

lmao at the brief "Edge You're Bald" chant.

[Blitz]

Ball claw! Ball claw!

[St. Jimmy]

testicular claw =o

[Marc the Smark]

Was Lita just looking to screw ANOTHER guy?

[Mr. Nerfect]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

...I'm going on a vacation to Hawaii. :shifty:

[ThruTheWire]

the music in his new theme is nice, but that shitty intro sucks.

You just said the song sucked, shut up.

[Marc the Smark]

It's Amy Dumbass

[Blitz]

:eek:

[Corkscrewed]

Nevermind it would have been smarter to just get the belt.

But then again, there was that whole "career ender" thingy.

[Skippord]

HOLY FUCK

[Marc the Smark]

a DELAYED reaction from Flair

[AJHayes]

Holy shit.

[Savio]

Random Scream!

[RGWhat316]

We knew Flair wasn't gonna take the big bump, but that was nice.

[McLegend]

LOL @ the The girls in the front row who are obivously plants

[ThruTheWire]

Random Scream!
I think it was the blood in his eyes.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

a DELAYED reaction from Flair

Haha, yeah, that was great ".......AAAH GOD DAMNIT!"
Probably just to reassure his daughter he wasn't dead.

[St. Jimmy]

You just said the song sucked, shut up.

i'm poser republican,
i change my opinion when it's cool :kiss:

[ThruTheWire]

LOL @ the The girl in the front row who obivously plants

That was his daughter.

[Azriel]

Flair's daughter is cute

[Marc the Smark]

Haha, yeah, that was great ".......AAAH GOD DAMNIT!"
Probably just to reassure his daughter he wasn't dead.

He must have to do that daily

[Savio]

LOL @ the The girl in the front row who obivously plantsThats his daughter.

[The Greater Power]

lot o blood

[Blitz]

Flair's daughter is cute

[Blitz]

For some reason, I feel like Flair might win...

[ThruTheWire]

Pretty good for a one on one TLC so far.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

He must have to do that daily

Haha, that would not surprise me. Imagine his daughter in his bedroom in the morning and he won't wake up, and she's screaming "GET UP!"...and then he screams "GOD DAMNIT!" That would be hilarious.

[Corkscrewed]

LOL... some actual ring psychology in a TLC match. :lol: (going for the leg to prevent ladder climbing AND to set up figure four).

[McLegend]

That was his daughter.
I see now

[AJHayes]

WTF!!

[St. Jimmy]

how can flair still take bumps like that?

[ThruTheWire]

I'd never expect Flair to take these bumps.

[Blitz]

LOL at the dude in the blue shirt in the front row...he's right into it.

[Marc the Smark]

Flair is dead

[Corkscrewed]

ok, I think I'm getting a delayed posting. But :eek: at the superplex. Flair's such a high flyer. :lol:

[RGWhat316]

Flair is the man, he just seems indestructable.

[Destor]

Flair > you ALL

[Blitz]

Someone botched that, but I'm not sure who.

[Innovator]

Flair still outworks 75% of teh roster

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO... that missile dropkick was botched, eh?

[RGWhat316]

With Flair's daughter being there, at least they don't have to do the random crowd shots of people looking concerned over a big spot.

[Skippord]

Whats that blue thing in the ring

[ThruTheWire]

Someone botched that, but I'm not sure who.
They covered it up good though, just looked like they were playing off Edge's weak leg.

[Corkscrewed]

Foley would have taken the chairshot with his head. :roll:

[St. Jimmy]

Flair definatly botched that Missle Dropkick, and looked good while doing it.

[ThruTheWire]

Woowwww

[Marc the Smark]

Edge is dead

[Skippord]

FUCLKFJajsdfHOPJ EPTHDZSFJPSHG THAT SHIT LOOKED PAINFUL

[Corkscrewed]

HOLY SHIT!

[St. Jimmy]

Edge. Ladder. Table. =D

[Blitz]

:eek: goddamn

[RGWhat316]

Fuck, that is a short and fast drop. OUCH!!!!!!

[Blitz]

Shit. I wasn't feeling this match when it was announced, but I'm into it now.

[Skippord]

Lita took him down

[St. Jimmy]

fucking lita =/ FIGURE FOUR <3

[Corkscrewed]

Lita never tapped out...

[Blitz]

I'm waiting for Flair's daughter to tackle Lita.

[Skippord]

Flairs daughter is kinda pissing me off now

[Skippord]

I'd fucking fuck it though

[Skippord]

PLEASE GOD EDGECUTION OFF THE LADDER FUCK

[The Greater Power]

wow

[Corkscrewed]

That was anticlimactic.

[Blitz]

:| kinda weak finish.

[AJHayes]

What the fuck kind of piss poor finish was that?

[Destor]

Flair > you ALL

[Blitz]

Watch Flair's daughter get in the ring and get speared.

[Corkscrewed]

DAMMIT SHAGGY YOU JUST KILLED THE NAITCH DAMN YOU!!!!

[Skippord]

Here comes Cena

[St. Jimmy]

well, edge totally hit THE POUNCEEEEEEEEEE

[ThruTheWire]

Edge is a kickass heel.

[Corkscrewed]

Cena for the save.

[Skippord]

Called it

[Blitz]

Cena. even better :|

[Corkscrewed]

This is the only way for Cena to get cheers. :lol:

[RGWhat316]

Cena almost clocked himself, lol.

[The Greater Power]

watch Cena turn heel and conchairto Flair now

[Batsu]

The female screams gave it away.

[Blitz]

:wtf: Cena bleeding?

[Corkscrewed]

Pretty obvious match and finish with some surprisingly nice spots. Predictable, but how else would you do it?

[Skyler]

who won?

[Azriel]

Got to give Flair credit man. He did a nice job.

[Corkscrewed]

Cena almost clocked himself, lol.
LOL, that's what I thought too.

Also,
:wtf: Cena bleeding?
Yeah, seriously. He botched keeping blood in.

[Batsu]

Edge using the spear as a finisher = CRAP.

He's not Rhino.

[ThruTheWire]

unlimited still going right now

[RGWhat316]

I give Flair props, no man at his age should take bumps like he did.

[St. Jimmy]

Edge punching Flair off the ladder kinda pussified Flair, but Edge had to win.
Overall decent match. Overall pretty okay Raw.

[Destor]

Pretty obvious match and finish with some surprisingly nice spots. Predictable, but how else would you do it?
Not everything has to be a surprise, especially when this match was just to tie up loose ends...

[St. Jimmy]

I give Flair props, no man at his age should take bumps like he did.

:y: :yes:

[Azriel]

:wtf: Cena bleeding?
From the Masterlock challenge when Edge decked him with the belt earlier

[ThruTheWire]

I give Flair props, no man at his age should take bumps like he did.

More props to Edge for taking those bumps, regardless of age that bump he took was nuts.

[The Greater Power]

I will admit that spot where Edge fell of the ladder onto the table had me going nuts. I never realized a table was there, so when he fell (and I knew he wasn't going to get hung up on the ropes), I thought he was going to land back first on the floor or even in the fans.

[Destor]

More props to Edge for taking those bumps, regardless of age that bump he took was nuts.
WAY more props to Flair. It's no contest. Wait until you're his age and re-think that statement.

[RGWhat316]

Kind of an average RAW this week. The beginning was good with Angle and his newly won World Title belt, and a face turn. All the way up to the main event was so-so. Main event good, both men having a great match, but with a so-so finish. I'll still be watching next week.

[Innovator]

RAW sucked after Angle was done.

[ThruTheWire]

WAY more props to Flair. It's no contest. Wait until you're his age and re-think that statement.

Sure he held his own, but Edge made the match.

[Destor]

I don't think either man was carried. They both held their end up.

[ThruTheWire]

I don't think either man was carried. They both held their end up.

Yeah, you're right. I'll just say it was a good match.

[Savio]

Edge shoulda went cleanly.

[Corkscrewed]

^ He basically did...

Not everything has to be a surprise, especially when this match was just to tie up loose ends...
Yeah, I know. That was my point.

[Jordan]

Edge is a really new type of champion and I personally really dig it... I would like to see him just cheat his way out of all his defenses... Flair, Cena, HBK, and then finally Cena at Wrestlemaina.

[Londoner]

So what's next for flair then?I' fell asleep before the second hour of Raw, so I'll watch the TLC match on thursday.Angle/HBK was good as expected, but still don't understand the ending.It had me thinking:'wtf?' but then I realised it was just a way for Angle to get rid of Dalvari and become face.

[Savio]

^ He basically did...Lita saved his ass.