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loopydate

01-17-2006, 05:45 PM

Vastardikai

01-17-2006, 06:01 PM

It's obvious here that Lita handled the following pictures...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/21.jpg
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/26.jpg

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/20.jpg

Edge: HEY! Didn't we use this picture LAST week?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/24.jpg

Ric: Lita, honey, you don't do side-saddle on piggyback rides

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/05.jpg

Daivari's 619 is considered much better than Rey's...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/07.jpg

Hoping for a continued push, Kane offers a Sacrifice of a Charismatic youngster as a Roast Pig...

darkpower

01-17-2006, 06:31 PM

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While Edge gave the microphone some head, Lita was wondering how to give the title sex.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/03.jpg
Lita does her best to stop Edge from discovering that she had a little extra piece of equiptment that no female should have.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/38.jpg
Vince clapped his hands for Shawn for a great match, but that was before Shawn telling Vince that he just gave him the only good match he would have on this shitty show tonight.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/04.jpg
Two weeks in a row now that Snisky had something to actually DO on RAW.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/06.jpg
ANGLE: COAT!!! MINE!!! FOR MY BOD!! FOR MY GREAT BOD!!

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Our worst fears come true: All of Cena's gay jokes brought to light in the form of Chris Masters.

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EDGE: So, Cena, how exactly did you spin this again? You put two fingers into the hole and just flick them quickly?
CENA: Yeah, just like how you spin Lita.
MASTERS: WHAT THE HELL?! Why couldn't I master that?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/35.jpg
EDGE: Lita made love to this belt. LOOK!!!
CENA: OH GOOD GOD, NO, KEEP IT AWAY!!
MASTERS: Can I see?
CENA: Sicko!

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Mark Henry knew he needed someone to replace Mae Young, but there weren't any 80 year old females around, so he got himself a sex change and stalked Vince McMahon. We pickup when they are halfway to first base.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/40.jpg
THE CAT: [singing] SOMEBODY CALLED MY MOMMA!!!

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Can I be in Victoria's place.

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"You, stay there. I just have to molest Ashely to top Lita as being the biggest on-camera slut in the locker room."

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KANE: Quick, give me a spindal so I can roast him. Dat...dat's HOT!!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/17.jpg
HOT BALL-GRABBING ACTION!!

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The spear was so great that Edge sent Ric Flair back to when people still gave a shit about him.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/21.jpg
FLAIR: WHAT?! No one gives a shit about me anymore. NOOOOOOOO!!!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/28.jpg
Apparently Edge got offended when he found out that no one geave a shit about him in this time era, either.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/19.jpg
Oh damn, will you look at that. The glass ceiling was higher than expected this time.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/29.jpg
Flair was content that people gave a shit about him in any time era...if only he could wipe off that shit he had on his face. (I hope someone gets this joke).

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/26.jpg
Cena was shocked that two angels came to meet him from behind him...only to be disappointed that they also thought he sucked.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/20.jpg
EDGE: You might wonder why Lita has that face. Well, just remember, I didn't win Lita over with just my LOOKS!!

Yeah, I know they suck this week. :'(

Xero

01-17-2006, 06:49 PM

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Vince: And YOU... YOU may NEVER see my daughter again! Steve, stun him, and Steph, GET OVER HERE!
Angle: :wtf:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/05.jpg
It's raining managers, hallelujah it's raning managers, amen!

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Momma: Mmmm hmm, you'll do......

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/40.jpg
Momma: ....NOW GET IN MAH BELLAH!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/07.jpg
Before you ask, yes, Carlito had that apple for lunch, and yes, Kane has his hand up Carlito's ass.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/17.jpg
WWE Championship Reign: Over 10 years in the wrestling business.
Sex with Lita: $500 a visit to the clinic.
Having your balls yanked off so you're not attracted to Lita anymore: Priceless.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/29.jpg
Ric: I lived by the sword, and I shall die by the sword.
*Stabs self*
Ric: ...... DAMMIT TIM! YOU GAVE ME THE RUBBER SWORD!
Tim: Hey, if I can't kill myself what makes you think I could assist you?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/27.jpg
God: I'm so glad that Edge is ending the show tonight. I-

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/26.jpg
God: ... WHY ME!? WHYYYYY!?

01-17-2006, 06:53 PM

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Ric: NO STEPH!!! NO MORE!!!

Kane Knight

01-17-2006, 07:15 PM

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Trying to cash in on Cena's popularity, Edge came out in a camo cap, with a spinner belt and a hooker drag queen.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/30.jpg

Edge steals Juvi's "Rock-Gimmick-Stealing" Gimmick.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/02.jpg

"And I felt a lump..."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/03.jpg

"Hey Amy, are they...Lopsided?"

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Vince: Now Edge, is it true you called Kurt a Doodoohead?
Edge:...Yes.
Vince: And Kurt, is it true you called his girlfriend a lopsided whore?
Kurt: She started it! She called me "Mr. Clean" And...
Vince: Don't make me put you all in the Time-Out Chamber!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/38.jpg

"Shawn, I thank you for converting me to Christianity, and setting me on the path of God's love...But does your hand have to be on my DICK?"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/04.jpg

That's right, Grampa...It's spankin' time!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/37.jpg

Kurt was all for a heel tactic or two, but he would not abide by "Smear the Queer."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/06.jpg

"Waitaminute...Is that...Ric's jacket?"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/05.jpg

"Hey Kurt, that chick in the front row's checking you out...DON'T LOOK!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/32.jpg

Cena knew he was screwed now that he could not hulk up.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/33.jpg

Edge: Woah, did I walk in on a screening of Brokeback mountain?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/34.jpg

Edge: This is mine! All mine!
Cena: Then why haven't you gotten rid of the spinner pla....
Edge: SHUT UP!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/35.jpg

In a strange twist of fate, two gay men savagely attack a skinhead.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/39.jpg

"And you stay like that til you've learned your lesson!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/40.jpg

"Hands...So...Cooooold..."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/11.jpg

Big Show was pleased that Shelton's Mama was following his diet plan.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/09.jpg

Triple H: *whispers* I wish I would quit you.
Big Show: Oh, for the love of God, why did Vince even SHOW that movie?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/36.jpg

Did someone say...Hoedown?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/12.jpg

WWE Drag Queen Diva Search

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/14.jpg

Styles: They named it the Widows Peak because of the tent King pitches every time a woman is up in that position...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/15.jpg

Trish: You're a homo...Did I say you could stop?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/16.jpg

"I'm a hobo? What the Hell does that mean?"

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Carlito had never seen Kane this pissed. As he retreated, fighting against the inevitable death he was about to face, he wished he had never played "got your nose."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/07.jpg

"Bite down on this while I check your prostate."

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"Somebody call my mama!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/17.jpg

On this day
I see clearly
I can sing really high

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"Mine are lopsided? You're a damn Picasso!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/31.jpg

Flair's new gimmick, "Ric the Red" Did poorly when Technicolor sued the WWE.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/21.jpg

"Ugggh...I'm being beaten by a clown."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/28.jpg

The cameraman took time to admire Flair's back nipples.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/19.jpg

Edge: Wow, Ric, your fatsuit really slows your falls.
Flair: What fatsuit?
Edge: ...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/29.jpg

Never squeeze a pigeon.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/25.jpg

Finally winning, Edhe managed to pull half of Lita's bra down off the flagpole.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/27.jpg

"Let our powers combine!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/23.jpg

Edge flips off the Lord.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/22.jpg

Edge tries to do Lita's DDT perfectly.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/26.jpg

"What do you mean, steroid test in half an hour?"

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"What's that? Why are they cheering him?"

"You mean charisma?"

Lock Jaw

01-17-2006, 07:47 PM

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IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT LITA IS BURNING!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/02.jpg
Here we see Lita in her homemade "shirt".

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Cena: Cena mad! Cena gonna smash!
Masters: No John, No! Think of the children!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/11.jpg
Show: Hello small mammal.

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Data: We seem to have emerged in the time period when Edge was WWE Champion.
Picard: Fire Photon torpedos.

Kane Knight

01-17-2006, 08:06 PM

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Data: We seem to have emerged in the time period when Edge was WWE Champion.
Picard: Fire Photon torpedos.

I normally hate Star Trek, but ROFL.

Cuzziebro

01-17-2006, 08:08 PM

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Vince: Last week i have reason to believe Lita botched sex with you Adam, if this continues, i will have to hand her over to the proper authorities.
Angle and Daivari: Finally we get some ass.

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/3964/394zo.jpg
Vince is celebrating, he finally has someone better than Linda in bed with him.

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Shows happy that someone followed his old slogan of 'Chicks dig it Big'

01-17-2006, 10:33 PM

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Edge: This belt gives me more pleasure than Lita ever did and hell at least i dont get injured every time i "play" with it

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/01.jpg
Vince: Now you do realise that title is going to my son er i mean my son in law very soon

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/06.jpg
Angle: Daivari that bird shit right on your shirt

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/32.jpg
Where will you be when your diarhea(sp) comes back

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Edge: Hey John i forgot to tell you where Lita put this belt last night
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/35.jpg
Edge: Here smell it
Cena: Oh god it smells like the new cheesy bean and rice burrito from Taco Bell...damn that bitch is a freak
Masters: Oh let me smell please let me smell

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/40.jpg
Momma: Oh you big hunk of white chocolate momma's gonna give you a spanking

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Show: Well you know what they say once you go black you never go back

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Introducing the newest group in the WWE
Whore,Slut and Tramp...How do we tell them apart you ask...well we dont cause they all 3 answer to each name

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Trish: Wow this is fun lets go back to my room and try this naked
King: PUPPIES PUPPIES PUPPIES

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Trish: Hey section 28 row 6 seat 8 YOU'RE A HOMO

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Mickie James is not impressed at all by Steven Richards strip tease on WWE Unlimited

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/07.jpg
Kane: Hey i'm like up to my elbow here somebody get this furry headed bastard off me

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/10.jpg
The WWE's new test for hernia's did'nt go over will with Shelton
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/17.jpg
And it definitly did'nt go over very well with Edge

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Ric: O'Haire is that you??

PorkSoda

01-18-2006, 08:37 AM

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Joey Styles: SHARPSHOOTER!

Impact!

01-18-2006, 09:00 AM

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/29.jpg">
Flair: Oh god....O'Haire...WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU :'(

wwe2222

01-18-2006, 09:28 AM

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/17.jpg">

Eccentric NatureBoys love Edge's Nuts

wwe2222

01-18-2006, 09:49 AM

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/41.jpg">

Jake Busey follows David Arquette in the fine tradition of C list celebrity champions.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/39.jpg">

Vince takes Candice's godaddy dance for a spin.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/07.jpg">

Kane and Big Show set out on the hunt. Kane supplies a nice apple scented caribbean dish....

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/10.jpg">

...while Big Show supplies the dark meat.

Impact!

01-18-2006, 09:58 AM

The road to Wrestlemania is long and hard....

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/07.jpg">
<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/10.jpg">

Don't forget to take a snack

Xero

01-18-2006, 10:19 AM

parkmania

01-18-2006, 01:56 PM

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/30.jpg">
Edge: IF YA SMELL LALALALALA... Who the champ... is f*cking!

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/1718910/01.jpg">
Vince: I said Pull my finger, dammit! Or else I'll make you have to keep Lita as your manager.
Kurt: Yeah, why do you think I've had Omar with me for months. You're my ticket out of this arangement.