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D Mac
01-19-2006, 03:13 AM
...wrestling is real? I was at a house show a couple of years ago and Edge was getting his ass kicked by William Regal. This woman a couple of seats next to me got up, put her hands over her mouth and started crying. When Edge limped out of the ring she said, "Oh God, please let him be OK."

The One
01-19-2006, 03:20 AM
Hold the fuck on...are you saying that what I see on the magic box isn't the absolute truth.

D Mac
01-19-2006, 03:29 AM
Heh, I probably just started a thread of "Oh my God, this can't be true" type posts. :(

The One
01-19-2006, 03:33 AM
Yeah...well...odds are 2 or 3 people might have a story of knowing someone who knew someone who knew someone who thought it was real. But the rest will be "Wrestling is REAL? :eek: "

Enjoy!

FourFifty
01-19-2006, 04:20 AM
It's still real to me!

Favre4Ever
01-19-2006, 05:11 AM
You finally understand what Hardcore Holly has been trying to tell us.

Hired Hitman
01-19-2006, 07:12 AM
It's Real enough...

Destor
01-19-2006, 07:35 AM
Yeah, that stuff they do at Highschools is soooo fake. :roll: Not like teh WWE, that shit is the balls.

JH
01-19-2006, 09:22 AM
ask Kevin Nash he'll tell you how real it is oh wait nevermind he just tore his quad again

Kane Knight
01-19-2006, 09:23 AM
Wrestling isn't real, and nobody ever gets hurt.

:roll:

BobBitchen
01-19-2006, 09:13 PM
...wrestling is real? I was at a house show a couple of years ago and Edge was getting his ass kicked by William Regal. This woman a couple of seats next to me got up, put her hands over her mouth and started crying. When Edge limped out of the ring she said, "Oh God, please let him be OK."

WHAT..........:shifty: :wtf: :eek: :nono: :wavesad:

Cuzziebro
01-19-2006, 11:12 PM
LOL, when WWE came over to Aussie two years ago for the Dead man Tour, this lady behind us stood up, when Undertaker was down and Angle was about to win, and screams 'Undertaker get up Angles behind you GET UP TAKER'. And this lady would have been easily 40 years old.

Corkscrewed
01-19-2006, 11:37 PM
:lol:

Maybe she was caught in the moment?

Pepsi Man
01-20-2006, 03:01 AM
A friend thinks Austin's legs are what keep him out of wrestling, since he wears/wore the knee braces.

Xero
01-20-2006, 10:04 AM
A friend thinks Austin's legs are what keep him out of wrestling, since he wears/wore the knee braces.
I thought you were going to say that your friend thought Austin was the Bionic man. :shifty:

Disturbed316
01-20-2006, 10:13 AM
Everyone knows Wrestling is real, unlike the fake stuff you get in Boxing and the Ultimate Robot Fighting League.

Joey Slugs
01-20-2006, 12:05 PM
wasn't there a story going around awhile back about a lady calling 911 from her cellphone during a HHH match at a house show because he used the sledgehammer against someone?

Xero
01-20-2006, 12:14 PM
wasn't there a story going around awhile back about a lady calling 911 from her cellphone during a HHH match at a house show because he used the sledgehammer against someone?
No, she was watching on TV and called 911 (or whatever the UK's number is) because Hunter never "plays fair" and he was using a Sledgehammer on Austin.

Joey Slugs
01-20-2006, 12:17 PM
No, she was watching on TV and called 911 (or whatever the UK's number is) because Hunter never "plays fair" and he was using a Sledgehammer on Austin.

that was it. thanks Xero.

Schoenauer
01-20-2006, 12:18 PM
I know this one guy who's 23, and thinks wrestling is real. He even thinks Chris Masters isn't on steroids.

Xero
01-20-2006, 12:37 PM
HE'S NOT ROIDED TO ME DAMMIT!

Jalapeņo
01-20-2006, 12:58 PM
Your mother isn't real.

Evolution
01-20-2006, 02:47 PM
For future reference, UK's 911 = 999.

But yeah, ROFL when I first heard that story.

D Mac
01-20-2006, 03:23 PM
No, she was watching on TV and called 911 (or whatever the UK's number is) because Hunter never "plays fair" and he was using a Sledgehammer on Austin.

:lol:

Y3J
01-20-2006, 08:56 PM
What are you guys talking about? Wrestling is real, as is Santa Claus, Mary Poppins, The Tooth Fairy and that The Moon is made out of cheese.

Didn't your parents teach you anything?