Orlando Update (you're welcome) [Archive]

Marc the Smark

01-19-2006, 06:10 PM

from prowrestling.com

WWE is committed to moving forward with Orlando Jordan's new bisexual character, reports PWInsider.com.

In fact, WWE has already determined who will play Jordan's male and female love interests. Former TNA Knockout Trinity, who recently signed with WWE, will be playing the female, while Jordan's friend Erik, a non-wrestler, will assume the role of the male lover.

Being that Jordan appears on UPN's SmackDown, it should be interesting to see how extreme WWE takes the storyline.

FourFifty

01-19-2006, 06:20 PM

Move Jordan to RAW!!!! A storyline like this can't be on UPN!!! UPN Hassan'd Hassan because people didn't want to deal with the greatness known as Hassan.

Then again, SmackDown all but showed male rape.

Destor

01-19-2006, 06:21 PM

It seems like I already read this somewhere. No matter. This is going to be gay (I suppose pun intended.)

Chavo Classic

01-19-2006, 06:34 PM

Wait... so the male-love interest isn't even going to be part of the active roster? Oh no, this angle is definately going to suck more than ever.

Cuzziebro

01-19-2006, 06:37 PM

Probably but who cares lets all just tease Orlando for being Bisexual.

Corkscrewed

01-19-2006, 06:40 PM

You mean sexually greedy. :D

Anyway, I won't pass judgment yet... but it's OJ, so it'll prolly suck.

And really, shouldn't they make him secretly in love with Randy Orton since he's been going after him these past few weeks?

Kane Knight

01-19-2006, 06:47 PM

First rule of gay angles...Choose someone atractive. ;)

FourFifty

01-19-2006, 07:20 PM

They should hire Ted Allen to play Orlando's male lover if they're using someone who's not on the roster.

The One

01-19-2006, 07:23 PM

WOW...Of course, because every single GAY (even HLA) angle WWE has ever tried have failed horribly, so let's go Bi. Cause nothing says Wrestling Fan like sexually confussed.

PorkSoda

01-19-2006, 07:25 PM

Orlando Jordan sucks.

Kane Knight

01-19-2006, 07:38 PM

WOW...Of course, because every single GAY (even HLA) angle WWE has ever tried have failed horribly, so let's go Bi. Cause nothing says Wrestling Fan like sexually confussed.

Don't knock it. most wrestling fans are homos in denial.

Hired Hitman

01-19-2006, 09:22 PM

...:(

[/Orlando Jordan mark]

I must be the only one who see's Great potential in him. :-\

*looks at Kane Knight*

domononizuka

01-19-2006, 09:51 PM

Well Orlando Jordan is actualy gay so i guess this angle would be good for him.

Bad Company

01-19-2006, 09:52 PM

it's true.
I can't figure out what I want :(

Kane Knight

01-19-2006, 09:53 PM

...:(

[/Orlando Jordan mark]

I must be the only one who see's Great potential in him. :-\

*looks at Kane Knight*

I hear once you go black....

Kane Knight

01-19-2006, 09:53 PM

Actually, OJ's got a ton of potential, he's just been in pathetic role after pathetic role.

Afterlife

01-20-2006, 02:18 AM

WOW...Of course, because every single GAY (even HLA) angle WWE has ever tried have failed horribly, so let's go Bi. Cause nothing says Wrestling Fan like sexually confussed.

Are you being serious? How exactly did the Billy/Chuck angle 'fail horribly'?

Oh, and, you may not have heard this, but um...just because you're bi, it doesn't mean you're "confused". Generally speaking, if you're bi, you know you want the best of both worlds.

TerranRich

01-20-2006, 02:30 AM

Yeah, my g/f is bi and her friend is also bi, and beleive me, they're not confused in any way. ;)

Kane Knight

01-20-2006, 10:21 AM

Are you being serious? How exactly did the Billy/Chuck angle 'fail horribly'?

Oh, and, you may not have heard this, but um...just because you're bi, it doesn't mean you're "confused". Generally speaking, if you're bi, you know you want the best of both worlds.

Billy and Chuck drew attention on a national level in a less wrestling oriented sense. The WWE hates mainstream attention, so it failed.

And yes, fags can be as bigoted as straights. :D

Drakul

01-20-2006, 10:28 AM

Oh, and, you may not have heard this, but um...just because you're bi, it doesn't mean you're "confused". Generally speaking, if you're bi, you know you want the best of both worlds.
Some people believe that Bisexuality doesn't exsist and its just "homosexuals in denial" like they wont admit they are flat out gay. Some other people just think its being greedy. Bisexuality seems to be the "in" thing right now in a few places.

Gertner

01-20-2006, 02:38 PM

lol i love it already

The Naitch

01-20-2006, 02:49 PM

its funny that once we hear news about stupid angles off the internet, we immediately draw conclusions

Eugene and The Boogeyman for example.

CYCLOPTERSAURUS

01-20-2006, 07:00 PM

its funny that once we hear news about stupid angles off the internet, we immediately draw conclusions

Eugene and The Boogeyman for example.

I hated those and I'm sure I will hate this too. Because it will suck.

Mr. Nerfect

01-20-2006, 07:17 PM

This COULD work. It's not like the people involved don't have talent. But honestly, do you trust the WWE to handle with with maturity? I can just imagine the WWE's creative meeting. How about Orlando Jordan likes girls...and boys! *Vince McMahon falls off his chair laughing*

It's pathetic. If they use this to make OJ likeable, I'm fine with it, but if they do this to make him a comedy act, I see no point in it.

An example of what may be good: Random heel tells Orlando Jordan that he's not bi-sexual, he's gay because Trinity looks enough like a man. Orlando Jordan gets protective, kicks ass for his boyfriend.

An example of what would likely be bad: Orlando Jordan walks to the ring linking arms with both Erik and Trinity, Trinity which Tazz & Cole promote, then he kisses Erik and Cole & Tazz play it out like it's the most unacceptable thing they've seen.

Xero

01-20-2006, 08:08 PM

CYCLOPTERSAURUS

01-20-2006, 09:28 PM

This COULD work.

No it couldn't.

Skippord

01-20-2006, 10:17 PM

This could be the funniest thing ever too

FourFifty

01-20-2006, 10:56 PM

This could be the funniest thing ever too

:?:
how in the blue hell can you say that when we have the greatness that is known as Tim White?

Xero

01-20-2006, 11:46 PM

:?:
how in the blue hell can you say that when we will have the greatness that is known as Deaf CM Punk?

Skippord

01-20-2006, 11:48 PM

I've got it Tim White can be Orlando's Sexual interest

Xero

01-20-2006, 11:49 PM

I've got it Tim White can be Orlando's Sexual interest
Imagine the kinky segments they couldn't air...

Skippord

01-20-2006, 11:51 PM

Tim can try to choke himself to death with OJ's cock

Kane Knight

01-21-2006, 12:20 AM

I've got it Tim White can be Orlando's Sexual interest

No wonder he's suicidal.

Skippord

01-21-2006, 01:18 AM

Well I'd be suicidal too if I were Buckwheat's Lover

Batsu

01-21-2006, 11:34 AM

Gayest idea ever, no pun intended.

What did Orlando do, insult Stephanie on her pubic grooming or something in front of HHH?

Kane Knight

01-21-2006, 12:19 PM

What did Orlando do, insult Stephanie on her pubic grooming or something in front of HHH?

Come on, it's not like he's jobbing to Richards or anything.,

Batsu

01-21-2006, 09:10 PM

Jobbing to Richards >>>>>>>>>>>> jobbing to.... "Erik"

Kane Knight

01-21-2006, 10:59 PM

He's not "doing the job," Though. He's "getting a job." ;)

Xero

01-21-2006, 11:29 PM

He's not "doing the job," Though. He's "getting a job." ;)
Would that be "rim" or "blow"?

Kane Knight

01-21-2006, 11:35 PM

Hopefully hand.

I don't want to picture OJ doing that, even, but the others are just beyond horrible.

Xero

01-21-2006, 11:36 PM

Hopefully hand.

I don't want to picture OJ doing that, even, but the others are just beyond horrible.
Picture Mark Henry, in his next bisexual gimmick, getting rimjobbed by OJ.

Kane Knight

01-21-2006, 11:53 PM

You must die for the sake of all mankind.

Xero

01-21-2006, 11:55 PM

Okay, now picture Mick Foley dressed as Mankind getting RJ'd by OJ...

FourFifty

01-21-2006, 11:57 PM

You must die for the sake of all mankind.

Xero

01-22-2006, 12:00 AM

Naw, I'm just being a prick.......

LIKE MARK HENRY'S IN OJ'S FACE!

Okay, I'm done.

BOOTYMAN!

Enjay

01-22-2006, 12:09 AM

Yeah, my g/f is bi and her friend is also bi, and beleive me, they're not confused in any way. ;)Suuuuuuuure. WWE-Monopoly is all the rage with sorority girls during their experimentation stage.

Kane Knight

01-22-2006, 12:13 AM

I don't think they're experimenting. TerranRich has clearly turned his GF gay.

...What, it's happened to me before. :o

Impact!

01-22-2006, 01:58 AM

I don't think they're experimenting. TerranRich has clearly turned his GF gay.

...What, it's happened to me before. :o
But at least you're still popular on tpww...right...:shifty:

Skippord

01-22-2006, 02:25 AM

Picture Mark Henry, in his next bisexual gimmick, getting rimjobbed by OJ.

You made me sad

Kane Knight

01-22-2006, 09:59 AM

But at least you're still popular on tpww...right...:shifty:

And in gay bars. The dykes get so much of their "new business" from me.

Volare

01-23-2006, 09:03 AM

i see a match with OJ, another "lover", and Jerry Springer as the special Ref.

TerranRich

01-23-2006, 10:25 AM

I don't think they're experimenting. TerranRich has clearly turned his GF gay.

...What, it's happened to me before. :o
Is having a threesome with two girls gay?

FAG!