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Truth Commission
01-21-2006, 06:39 PM
The following wrestlers are wrestlers that Jim Ross would blow in my opinion.

-Stone Cold Steve Austin
-Shelton Benjamin
-Orlando Jordan
-Lashley
-Viscera
-Booker T
-Batista
-The Bah Gawd dream team (HBK and Orton)
-Trevor Murdoch
-Gene Snitksy
-Big Show
-Kane
-Tyson Tomko
-Undertaker

Are there any other wrestlers in the WWE who you think Jim Ross would blow the penis of?



*Y3J's suggestion of Shelton Benjamin has been added*

Y3J
01-21-2006, 06:40 PM
Shelton

D Mac
01-21-2006, 06:47 PM
:wtf:

Y3J
01-21-2006, 06:55 PM
*Y23's suggestion of Shelton Benjamin has been added*

IT'S Y3J YOU TWAT!

Kane Knight
01-21-2006, 06:55 PM
The American Dream

Just John
01-21-2006, 06:56 PM
twat twat twat twat

Kane Knight
01-21-2006, 07:07 PM
Hey TC, you need to fix your sig. JR's missing

hb2k
01-21-2006, 07:24 PM
How about "The Best Pure Athlete in the WWF" Billy Gunn

Skippord
01-21-2006, 08:08 PM
:wtf:

McLegend
01-21-2006, 08:12 PM
How about "The Best Pure Athlete in the WWF" Billy Gunn
That's like my all time Favorite JR saying.

Anyway gotta disargee about Shelton. JR would usually make fun of Shelton's inablity to talk in his Ross Report's.

Xero
01-21-2006, 08:15 PM
:wtf:

PullMyFinger
01-21-2006, 09:12 PM
LOL wtf?

Pinnacle Charisma
01-21-2006, 09:30 PM
The American Dream


On that subject if Dusty Rhodes is the american dream then fuck America is in a whole lot of trouble.

Kane Knight
01-21-2006, 09:32 PM
On that subject if Dusty Rhodes is the american dream then fuck America is in a whole lot of trouble.

"But I'm not telling you anything you ddon't alread..."

*Gets fired*

Funky Fly
01-21-2006, 09:41 PM
i SUPPOSE i SHOULD CLOSE THIS, BUT i AM NOT GONNA DO IT.

Also, I hate when people leave capslock on and I type out a bunch of shit before noticing.

mrslackalack
01-21-2006, 10:18 PM
JR is a huge fan of Dr. Death Steve Williams.

Xero
01-21-2006, 10:43 PM
Vince McMahon.

darkpower
01-21-2006, 10:56 PM
Vince McMahon.

Not by choice, though. And JR would not be the only one.

Funky Fly
01-21-2006, 11:04 PM
Mantaur.

D Mac
01-21-2006, 11:21 PM
Jerry Lawler

punt
01-21-2006, 11:22 PM
Yep, he Dr. Death are tight. He tried to bring him back several times.

Xero
01-21-2006, 11:27 PM
Not by choice, though. And JR would not be the only one.
It was never specified if it was by choice.

Xero
01-21-2006, 11:27 PM
But that would be rape, and that's NO GOOD!

darkpower
01-21-2006, 11:35 PM
It was never specified if it was by choice.

Well, it did say that it would be the wrestlers he would blow if given the chance, basically saying that he would WANT to be given a facial by any of them.

With Vince, it's another matter.

Enjay
01-22-2006, 12:16 AM
Are we limited to WWE wrestlers? I imagine he'd love to pleasure The Alpha Male. Also they say the reason A-Train and Test were really released is cause they refused to continue to let JR suck them off.

94 SVT Cobra
01-23-2006, 06:12 PM
The repo man

Evil Vito
01-23-2006, 07:15 PM
<font color=goldenrod>The Boogeyman</font>

weather vane
01-23-2006, 07:19 PM
Stupidest fucking thread ever.

Y3J
01-24-2006, 07:06 AM
Stupidest fucking thread ever.

JR must be really desperate if he blew of to the "Stupidest fucking thread ever".

DominateR
01-25-2006, 02:30 AM
What about The Dicks (Chad and James, IIRC)? Sounds logical, and they have strangely disappeared from the SD! scene lately.

Also possibly the Gymini & Simon and also Nitro & Mercury (from MNM)

Volare
01-25-2006, 09:18 AM
i think you are the ONLY one with that much conern for THE DICK(s) :rofl:

R.K.O Ownage
01-25-2006, 11:37 AM
WTF what a fucking gay thread

D Mac
01-26-2006, 06:38 AM
Shit we forgot Goldberg BAH GAWD!

DominateR
01-26-2006, 03:57 PM
i think you are the ONLY one with that much conern for THE DICK(s) :rofl:

Why because you think I'm the only one on the boards actually taking the question seriously? WTF-ever. :lol: :rofl: