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loopydate

01-21-2006, 09:39 PM

Funky Fly

01-21-2006, 10:00 PM

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He may only be 5'3, but Mysterio actually weighs 6000 pounds. Too bad no one told Mark.
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Trying to capitalize on America's fascination with "Dancing With The Stars", the WWE creates their own version.

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None to pleased with the recycled "best of 7" angle, God rains fire to show his displeasure. He then goes to piss and moan at www.thematthardy.com :shifty:
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Orlando: Have you seen my cookies?

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Orton: Damn these are some good ass cookies.
Orlando: Bastard!
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Orlando summons all his might and hurls Randy Orton into the sun. That's what happens when you take his fucking cookies.

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Lesnar and Holly revisited.

Kane Knight

01-21-2006, 10:10 PM

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"God, Kurt, do you ever wash that mouthguard?"

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"AHH! OKAY! I've stretched enough!"

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"Melina, is that a cell phone in your pocket, or is the storyline true?"

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Kurt Angle, sexual guru. The PTC would complain, but the fans loved his "bringing a woman to orgasm through the Anckle Lock" gimmick.

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"Hey! Where's the cream filling?"

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"Let's see, I'm finally on top of the WWE again...What's the worst thing they could do to me?"

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"Yeah, that sounds about right."

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Personally, I don't know why the WWE are being sued by Marvel. Simply walking up walls doesn't make this an infringement of the Spider-Man trademark

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Continuing their racist angles, Mark Henry was presented with his illegitimate son.

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Mark: Count!
Ref: I think it only counts if you pin him against the mat.

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"Not too high! I'm still sore from my meeting with Vince!"

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"Dude, I'm stuck. Not cool."

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...Okay, the webbing's kind of an infringement, but at least it's blue.

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"My knee!"

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"Scotty! Beam me up...SUCKAAAAAAAAAA!"

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As if we needed any further proof Booker's wife was not human, they actually caught her laying eggs on tTV.

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"What? It's four time now?"

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"Oh shit man...When I said I was fine with you going bi, I didn't mean with us."

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Orton: Your Mark Henry impression HURTS!"

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"Ulp. Negroes can't fly."

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OJ: Your leg's really defined.
Orton: Thank you. :naughty:

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Up next on WWElympics: The Steven Richards High-Jump!

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"Take that, Firefly!"

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He was unbeatable as the Hulk, but once hee calmed down, Booker had no chance.

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Benoit's "Force Choke" ability meeant never having to say "I'm sorry."

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Poor Jillian. One week you're just another pretty face...

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And the next you're another "Live Sex" show gone bad.

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Nope. Snow Angles don't work well in pyro.

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Decaptitation is never pretty.

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Lashley proved that JBL was little more than a bag of hot air.

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JBL: The first every hardcore inter-gender champion.

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Worst. Poledance. Ever.

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Proving he was the "Fighting Birish," Finlay groped Hardy during every move.

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"UNsure..."

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After his internet gripings, the best Matt could get was the "chorus girl instructor" gimmick.

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Proving his might, Finlay hefts both Richards and Hardy over one shoulder.

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If only JR were around, he could finally say it..."He is literally broken in half!"

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"Great, now do an airplane"

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"Go on God, I dare ya. Smite me!"

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Tazz: ...Kennedy...
Cole: I take it from...

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Beware the Simon System penis enhancer.

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WWE classic Matches: Guile vs Butterbean

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G1: You smudged the ceiling!
G2: Uhoh.
G1: I am SO not washing that.

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Mercury: I didn't do that one, I swear.

Xero

01-21-2006, 10:40 PM

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Henry: HULK SMASH!

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Booker: Yo man, Chicken Little said nothin' 'bout no fire rain...

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Seen in the background is the ring crew setting up their "squashed" Rey Mysterio stand in.

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Random Smark: OH MY GOD! THAT WAS THE MOST TECHNICAL TITTY TWISTER EVER!

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Booker: And God said...

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Booker: ... LET THERE BE FUNK!

darkpower

01-21-2006, 10:45 PM

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Unfortunatly, Angle wasn't as good as Foley at doing the claw, as he actually had his hand go through Davari and out his ass.

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Hey, you can't blame Melina. She was only doing what that white sign was telling her to do: PET!

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THAT will teach Angle not to blow his load the second he touches Melina.

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HENRY: I'm the world's strongest man!
STAIRS: No you're not, either. [counters and crushes Henry's ribs by falling on him].

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REY: MARK!! [leaps into his arms] I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!
HENRY: I missed you too.
BLACK GUY BEHIND HENRY: HOT ANAL SEX, AND I'M IN THE FRONT ROW?! KICK ASS!!

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REY: HELP!! I'M STUCK IN THIS POSE!!
HENRY: Is that the Country Buffet I'm smelling?
REF: I'm sorry, but does this mean I have to look at Mark's ass all night?

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God botches the apocalypse.

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ORLANDO: I just wanted you to know, Book, about how your dirty talk caused me to have a bulge in my trunks THIS BIG!!

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While the ref uses telekenisis to make Orlando botch every single move, Orton spots the shiniest quarter ever, and must get it right now!

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BENOIT: You're MISTAKEN, Randy. Booker T makes the PERFECT drag queen. Just look at that pink cut dress of his.

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"WHAT?! I had the mole storyline for HOW long?"

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A fan's reaction to WWE Creative's ideas.

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CLIVE ANDERSON [JBL]: THIS will teach you not to disgrace MY show, Wayne Brady!

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BRADY [LASHLY]: And this will teach YOU how to sing and dance, FOOL!!

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The Boogyman botches having a seizure.

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Unfortunatly, Matt realized that he didn't have the knife in his hands UNTIL he tried to stab Finlay.

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KENNEDY: Hey, Cole, be careful, putting my shirt on will cause some strange side effects, like making yourself gay looking by shaving off that gotee again.

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Bill Belechek in all his glory.

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The Gemini's do Vince's dirty work by pulling London back below the glass ceiling.

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You know, I don't even know what kind of hot action this IS, just that it scares the HELL out of me.

Skippord

01-21-2006, 10:50 PM

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News Reporter:And more pictures of the Abu Ghraib iraqi prisioner scandal have surfaced

Kane Knight

01-21-2006, 10:50 PM

You know, JBL does kinda look like Brad Sherwood.

Skippord

01-21-2006, 10:59 PM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOH 5th dot

Savio

01-21-2006, 11:27 PM

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Tazz: Heh heh, that reminds me of my old E-C-W Days

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Tazz: Heh heh, that reminds me of my old E-C-W Days

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Tazz: Heh heh, that reminds me of my old E-C-W Days

Lock Jaw

01-22-2006, 01:07 AM

I haven't read any so if I repeat, apologies.

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Daivari: I-I never knew! I s-swear to God!
Angle: Swear to ME!!

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When beached whales attack!

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Rey got stuck in the man-boobs.

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In the ultimate heel move, Booker T.... RAINS FREAKING FIRE ON THE FANS!

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OJ: Man-Ass!! *dives*

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Benoit: NEVER WEAR PINK!

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Oh shit! Noob Saibot!

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Here we see Hardy doing the job to the ring apron.

01-22-2006, 08:16 AM

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Angle covered Davairi's mouth just in time as he was telling the whole front row about his new DVD one night in Angle

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Angle: Ah shit i had to sell for Masters and now i have to turn around and sell for this over grown gorilla

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Cole: REY MYSTERIO JUST KICKED MARK HENRY'S ASS....HE KICKED HIS ASS I TELL YA

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Lita was in charge of pyro on Smackdown....NUFF SAID

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OJ: Oh Randy i just love your tattoos
Orton: Yea thanks OJ but can we just wrestle here

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OJ was all excited when he saw a hole had been torn in the back of Orton's trunks

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Benoit puts his dreaded new finisher on Orton....Thumb In Belly Button

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Steven Richards cops a feel when Jilian looks the other way

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Somewhere someone is playing It's Raining Men

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Matt: You know what this is not right what you're doing to me.I swear when i get out of this ring i'm going to the back and get on my computer and make fun of you and the whole world will feel sorry for me and i'll then be known as Matt Hardy V2.0

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Worst Orton Impersonation Ever

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Kennedy gave Cole & Tazz personalized shirts but Cole was not impressed as his only said JACKASS.........JACKASS

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London: Oh my god it's true it really is Sean O'Haire

Impact!

01-22-2006, 08:49 AM

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Kurt: Godammit I know it's you Osama

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Kurt: When I tell you to do push ups with one leg, You god damn do push up's with one leg

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While everyone was busy watching Kurt, Daivairi and Melina. Nobody noticed the ref and Stevie Richards having Anal sex

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Kurt: Upskirt...TO THE MAX

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Worst.Porn.Ever

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The ref and Stevie are at it again

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WWE attampts to show they are not racially discrimitive, as they pair a Arab and a black man together.

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Rey: Invisible Roller Coaster *Smack*

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Mark Henry tries to help Rey down from the under side of the glass ceiling

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Unfortuantly he only succeeds in making it worse

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Mark: Aw shit, I think I shit myself

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Mysterio: Lemme check *Squelch*

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Mysterio: OH GOD, IT'S SEEPING THROUGH HIS TIGHTS

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Mark and Rey Rey both pass out from the smell

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Booker's pink shirt brings a new meaning to Flamingly Gay

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OJ: You're the one wearing a pink shirt, and I get the bi gimmick

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OJ wasn't trying to get Randy's ass, OJ was trying to get away so the ref would stop hitting his ass

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After this night, everyone realised just how powerful Benoits titty twisters were.

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Lashley: We work hard, and we play hard *everybody dance now hits the speakers*

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Jillian didnt lose her mole, she just lent it to Nick Patrick

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Drunken Wrestling :D

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Not a caption, but everytime I see that pic, I swear the next moment Matt Hardy either kicks the camera or throws FF into it.

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FF shows his jedi powers

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FF: Time for bed Mr. Hardy

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Ken Kennedy Challenges god to find a better T shirt

Savio

01-22-2006, 09:25 AM

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"The Cement shoe crew" was a big hit in New Jersy

Blue Demon

01-22-2006, 10:13 AM

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Angle: So now I'm gonna put the ankle lock on......ooooooh shiny purple pants!

Xero

01-22-2006, 10:18 AM

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Ref: FIT! DON'T! DON'T!
*SPLAT*
Ref: *Shrugs*
Vince (in the back): DAMMIT! That's the third "Matt Hardy" we're going to have to replace. Why did I let Stephanie talk me into the "cannot die" gimmick?

Kane Knight

01-22-2006, 11:20 AM

vBulletin Message  You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Xero Limit 126 again.

Just John

01-22-2006, 11:34 AM

whos entrance is that, with the rain or whatever it is?

Xero

01-22-2006, 11:49 AM

whos entrance is that, with the rain or whatever it is?
Lashley's I believe.

01-22-2006, 02:24 PM

i got 1 more

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Booker: No Orlando you got it all wrong i said i wanted someone to go down to me in 24.3 seconds not go down on me in 24.3 seconds

Kane Knight

01-22-2006, 02:41 PM

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It finally happened. Kurt sucked so much he turned into a black hole

Savio

01-22-2006, 11:10 PM

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Astrologists have recently found a big black man in the sky

Vastardikai

01-23-2006, 12:11 AM

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Kurt stops people from throwing popcorn into Daivari's mouth.

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Daivari: STOP.... STARING.... AT.... MY.... ASS!!!!

Kurt: :drool:

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Melina: Did you order hot Beastiality-type Sex?

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Melina: STOP.... STARING.... AT.... MY.... ASS!!!!

Horny Male Fans: :drool:

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He may have gotten away with Injuring Batista, but his advertantly causing Milena a broken leg sent him to OVW for good.

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After this tragic incident, there was now a new rule in the Olympic Stair throwing Competition...

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Daivari: All evil Arabs have to have silly looking shoes, and I have THE SILLIEST OF THEM ALL!!!!

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Cover of New York Times: One Wrestler eats Another: Has WWE Gone too far?

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Mark: I got a new friend! I'm gonna name him George! I'm gonna hug him, and squeeze him, and love him forever!

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Rey: One more step to the left.... THERE! I can finally see down that hot chick's shirt! Thanks Mark!

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Mark does a subtle reference to what all WWE Fans consider the act of watching him wrestle.

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Not even Cole and Tazz can bear to watch Mark Henry getting pushed.

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Rey: Hey Ref, you're Urkel impression SUCKS!

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Ref: This looks like a future Rammstein song...

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You WILL be entertained: The Army of Sith DEMAND IT!

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SOMEBODY went to the Lita School of Camerawork...

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Booker: Is my wife giving me Bunny ears?

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Booker is in awe of the sign growing out of the top of Orlando's head.

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Vince judges who has the bigger mouth so he knows who to push next...

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Cole: Black Guile with the Flash Kick! This could be all over!

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Who's getting the Bisexual angle again: OJ or Orton?

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When OJ Surfing goes Wrong...

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In addition to being the US Champion, Booker T is also an accomplished Badmittion player...

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Booker thought that Benoit said he was gonna chop the shit out of him. What he really said was that he was gonna chop the shirt off of him.

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Benoit: No looking at me while Jerking off.

Booker: *pukes*

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Jillian: Save me from this awful gimmick...

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JBL is confused as to why Jillian gives the top rope a Stunner.

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Flashdance: WWE-style.

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Vastardikai: *offscreen* Hey, JBL, how many WWE Title reigns should you have had?

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Halitosis!

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JBL: Farooq, is that, you?

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When someone found out that JBL had an X-Box 360, they all went after him.

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Last week it was Hacksaw, this week Boogey decides to imitate Saba Simba.

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Someone had to pull Matt off the Glass ceiling...

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Matt: The Tattoo on your elbow sucks...

Finlay: :rant:

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Cole: He's at the 40... the 30... the 20... they're not gonna catch him... and he'll HIGHSTEP INTO THE ENDZONE, TOUCHDOWN!

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Best. Slingshot Tornado DDT on the Floor. EVER.

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Somebody's Gonna Die isn't the only one with a Hard-on for Finlay...

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Ref: I told you not to call him a "Fighting Irish Bastard" to his face.

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Striptease...

Striptease!

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Tazz: Why do I have to wear the "B-team announcer" T-shirt?

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This Simon Dean gimmick BLOWS *rimshot*

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And the award for best flying knuckle bump goes to...

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Apparrently, they're teaching the greenhorns how to limbo...

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Ref: I call this sculpture "Hoss Making Jobber Pyramid."

ddpBANG

01-23-2006, 05:48 AM

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Kurt: No, it's not Hammer time.

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Director: CUT! Are you sure you're the guy from O-Town?
Lashley: Did somebody say hoe-Down?

Volare

01-23-2006, 08:49 AM

Benoit brings back the "Finger Poke of Doom!!":rofl:

Impact!

01-23-2006, 09:00 AM

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Astrologists have recently found a big black man in the sky
Rofl:heart:

Vastardikai

01-23-2006, 09:13 AM

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The massive sea of Slim Jims could only mean one thing: The Return of the Macho Man!

Gone Mad

01-23-2006, 02:41 PM

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Orlando Jordan somewhere is screaming "THAT'S MY GIMMICK!"

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BAWGAWD PSYCHO CRUSHER!!

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Rey Rey was not a big fan of Henry's Ray Charles impression.

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Booker: So you're saying.... this isn't prom night???

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CONGRATS BOOKER T! YOU'RE OUR 5 CAPTION OF THE DAY!

Booker: WOO BITCH!

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Orlando Jordan IS The Greatest American Hero. Coming to theaters June 2006.

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JBL: RUN... AWAY. IT IS MECHA GODZILLA!

Ref: MEGA NICK PATRICK SMASH!! RAWWR!

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Lashley: AAAH my eyes! The googles! They do nothing!

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IT'S ELECTRIC, WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!

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Kennedy... Kennedy: Sorry about that. The cleaners gave me the wrong shirts.

Tazz: Spice Girl shirts? What a screw up.

Cole: Yeah... they screwed up... yeah... :shifty: **sneaks shirt into a bag**

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Simon really loved that whistle. Just something about the Oscar Myer Wiener mobile bursting in just brings a tear to his eye.

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You know London has it bad when he has to face two Goldbergs.

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(: .yag era uoy ,siht gnidaer era uoy fI

REVO! I mean OVER!

Blue Demon

01-23-2006, 03:13 PM

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Continuing with WWE's more Supernatural gimmicks, they decided to bring in the Invisible Man

parkmania

01-23-2006, 04:19 PM

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Daivari: Shouldn't you have a sock on that hand?

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Kurt: DAMN! Dave tapped THAT?! Nice!

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Ref: Mein minion, take out zat gooze-ztepping impozter!
Mark: Yes, my fuhrer!

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Rey: Wow, Mark! Your pecs make for an AWESOME trampoline!

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Rey: Thanks for the ride!

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Booker: ... Five time... Hey, that ain't Hassan's music...

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Orton and OJ: RHYNO!

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Booker: If Hunter can have a slegdehammer, why can't I have my crutch?

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Benoit: TITTIE TWISTER!
Booker: Tell me he didn't just do that!

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Jillian: John, please quit looking at my ass...

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GILLBERG!!!

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Ref: Uh, Fit, you really should wait until we're done taping to start tearing down the ring.

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Tazz: Wow, Mr. Kennedy, that was some great weed! I think I hear Bill Alphonzo calling me.

Corkscrewed

01-25-2006, 02:55 AM

Due to time constraints, I haven't read any of the others, and I won't be able to provide my usual list of faves. Sorry, Pat.

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KURT: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... don't speak. Just rub that schlong down my thigh...

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Iranian boots were always the hardest to steal.

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Oh yeah, the Axe Effect was working quite well for Kurt. :cool:

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Thank you for the view, oh god of wrestling.

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Unfortunately for Kurt, he'd accidentally put on Axe for Apes as well.

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Mark Henry's real life game of Tetris took a devastating turn when he tried to fit the 'L' piece into the straight four block 'Kurt' piece.

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"The winner and NEW ugliest ape in the world!!!!!!!!"

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As much as he tried, Rey could never get the Mark Henry ATV to work right.

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Mark Henry tried to save Rey from yet another Lashley Snare Trap, but to little avail.

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Yet another example of cleaning the glass ceiling with Cruisers. Moving on...

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Leave it to Henry to botch selling the right part of the body.

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HENRY: Ow! What gives?!
REY: Sorry, Teddy Long's orders. 'Kick that man in the ass.'

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The day at the zoo ended violently when Rey learned the hard way why you don't climb into the animal cage to feed the apes.

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Rey puts new meaning to "Guillotine Leg Drop."

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Seconds later, the lava engulfed Booker T and his wife, setting the stage for his new reincarnation: Darth Booker.

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It wasn't just that Booker had left the oven on. It was that Booker had left the oven on and now it was charging at him angrily down the arena ramp.

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Not even Orlando Jordan's new Bisexual Vampire gimmick could save his career.

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OJ: "LASHLEY!!!!!!!"

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The best part for Orton was that he could defecate on Jordan and no one would ever notice!

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ORTON: 'Time to hit the dropki--OOH! A penny!'

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Booker T tried his best to stop God from interfering, but his aluminum crutch was little match for the holy energy of the Lord.

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Benoit: He'll chop your granny bra right off your chest.

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Tragedy struck when Benoit accidentally pulled a "Kano Wins... Fatality" on Orton.

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Sexiest. Salonpas (http://www.salonpas-usa.com/salonpas.html)saleswoman. Ever.

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Here as we look into the southern sky, we can see the famous Dark Hoss Nebula, famed for its beauty and amazing resemblance to a generic huge professional wrestler.

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It required wasting a smokescreen, but Lashley got JBL to walk right into his trap. :lol:

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NICK PATRICK: Oh.... my.... gawd.....!

There must be a million pebbles on that beach!

(rep for the reference... hint: it's not a movie)

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Rafiki was back! And man had he bulked up!

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Finlay's reputation wasn't helped when he stopped in the middle of the match to engage in a 69.

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Why you should never challenge an Irishman to a drunk wrestling contest.

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It wasn't long before Finlay experienced the first rib veterans did to newcomers: dropping random midcarders onto them.

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It was most kind for Finlay to tuck Matt Hardy to bed that night.

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No caption, but if he wanted to look hardass, couldn't he have at least used a chair? Or a rock?

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Afterwards, the WWE fashion consultant was shot for failure to do his job.

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"What do you mean we've been enlisted to become the Undertaker's Druids?"

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A little known fact: whistle-blowing was a subtle way of practicing for Vince in order to keep your job.

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KENDRICK: More! Goldberg clones! We must! Stop them!!!

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The Gymini were hardly impressed by London's mid-air syncronized swimming routine, and quickly pulled him back down.