A "Modest" Question (Shadow, get your Jeff Hardy loving ass here)

[FourFifty]

I totally dig Jeff Hardy's NWA theme. From what I hear it's either called "Modest" or "Alien Waltz."
Shadow, you're the Jeff Hardy fanboy here, could ya hook me up with some info on this theme? What's it really called? Who sings it?

Thanks!

[Xero]

I've heard that Jeff sings it.

But I'm not telling you anything that Shadow would kick my ass for.

[Kane Knight]

Jeff sings it.

It's his band (The stoned fuckwit five).

[Shadow]

I'm sorry...been "entertaining" all damn day.

Yeah, it's by Jeff. Song is called "Modest" and he did write, produce, and sing it. Now if only he'd stop lip-synching to it and lay off the damn synth when he writes his own music.

[Kane Knight]

I'd settle for some artistic measure.

He can use all the synth he wants if he stops being such a poser artfag.

[Shadow]

That'll never happen.

[Kane Knight]

That'll never happen.

Ah well. At least when I'm a serious artist someday, I can say I buy my clothes at Hot Topic, just like Jeff.

[Xero]

Ah well. At least when I'm a serious artist someday, I can say I buy my clothes at Hot Topic, just like Jeff.
Don't forget the eyeliner and the glow in the dark stick goo.

[hb2k]

The original title of the song is Alien Waltz.

The version Hardy uses now in TNA is actually a TNA edit of the original (which Jeff made), which he used in his first TNA appearance against AJ.

[Chavo Classic]

Mutli-talented Jeff Hardy can write music and fall from large heights.

[Xero]

Mutli-talented Jeff Hardy can write music and fall from large heights.
And not many emos can say that.

[Kane Knight]

Don't forget the eyeliner and the glow in the dark stick goo.


I thought he fell into a vat of toxic waste...:o

[Kane Knight]

Mutli-talented Jeff Hardy can write music and fall from large heights.

He can write music?

[Xero]

I thought he fell into a vat of toxic waste...:o
No, if he did he'd have super powers.









And no, being able to grow weed in under three days is not considered a super power.

[Kane Knight]

No, if he did he'd have super powers.









And no, being able to grow weed in under three days is not considered a super power.

What about getting 12 year old girls to lust after you while looking worse than Lita smells?

[Xero]

What about getting 12 year old girls to lust after you while looking worse than Lita smells?
That's just a side effect of being a high emo.

[Kane Knight]

True.

I don't know. He's got to have a superpower.

[Shadow]

The original title of the song is Alien Waltz.

The version Hardy uses now in TNA is actually a TNA edit of the original (which Jeff made), which he used in his first TNA appearance against AJ.

I'll smack you for being wrong but I just have no energy.

[Kane Knight]

Pot has that effect.

[Skippord]

Mutli-talented Jeff Hardy can write music and fall from large heights.

"Straight to the top of your ow my neccccccck"

[hb2k]

I'll smack you for being wrong but I just have no energy.

What am I wrong on dude?

[Just John]

Hot Topic is pretty crap at them moment, in the 90s it was at best.

[Xero]

Hot Topic is pretty crap.

[Just John]

They dont even sell special effects hair dye anymore, I've been going around with natural coloured hair for ages now :mad:

[Skippord]

Your sure your not gay right

[Xero]

They dont even sell special effects hair dye anymore, I've been going around with natural coloured hair for ages now :mad:
just john: TPWW's own emo fag.

[Skippord]

just john:TPWW's own borderline gay man

[Kane Knight]

just john:TPWW's own borderline gay man

Borderline?

I'm missing the abiguity.

[Skippord]

Well we dont know Yet

[Skippord]

My computer botched posting quick replies

[Just John]

just john: TPWW's own emo fag.

Just minus the Emo bit at least, I dont slash my wrists.

[Kane Knight]

Just minus the Emo bit at least, I dont slash my wrists.

Neither do the emo kids. They just pretend to.

[Just John]

lol they draw red lines on their arms and show their friends.

[Skippord]

KK Knows this as he is emo himself

[Kane Knight]

KK Knows this as he is emo himself

HEY! FUCK YOU!

[Skippord]

:D

[Kane Knight]

Oh, you just wanted me to fuck you?

[Skippord]

Two Nights in Knight would be overdoing it

[hb2k]

LOL @ 2 Nights in Knight.

[Xero]

2 Kights in Kane