Official Raw Thread 01/23/06: Pick A Partner

[G-wrath]

Ya think G-Wrath?

I don't think... I know.;)

[Shadow]

Why's Brother Ray so loud? Even with 10,000 people chanting, you can hear him clearly talking to everyone in the ring.

Also...what happened to Shelton? He used to be cool...now he's not.

[Blitz]

Awesome!!

[Afterlife]

HOLY SHIT on that kick from Shelton.

[Shadow]

Wow....what a kick to the back of the head.

[LK]

Cool spot

[G-wrath]

Why's Brother Ray so loud? Even with 10,000 people chanting, you can hear him clearly talking to everyone in the ring.

Also...what happened to Shelton? He used to be cool...now he's not.

Don't you know its not cool to be a mama's boy?

[LK]

Nice to see a bit of continuity.

[Azriel]

that was pretty sweet

[Shadow]

Wait a second here...Styles wasn't around last year to see that superkick from HBK to Shelton....

Does he have something the rest of us don't?

[Azriel]

Access to the archives, maybe. Maybe he watches the shows?

[St. Jimmy]

shelton is still impressive.
but when you don't have enough charisma,
i guess you need mama =/
wait. by that logic, where the fuck is Masters mama?

[Afterlife]

If they take him out of the rumble, it'll push Shelton' storyline and heat up the Vince/HBK fued. Right?

[LK]

I can see this ending as a draw

[Corndad]

Coach is making me not wanna be a die hard Steelers fan anymore... Makes me realize how much I hate Bandwagon people.

[Shadow]

Coach makes the rest of us not be die hard fans.

[Azriel]

Shawn needs to stay in the Rumble. There's no RR without him.

[St. Jimmy]

If they take him out of the rumble, it'll push Shelton' storyline and heat up the Vince/HBK fued. Right?

logically, which is why i'm waiting for it to be fucked up.

[Blitz]

:eek: Nice Enziguri.

[Corndad]

Another commercial???

[Azriel]

Another break?

[G-wrath]

wow, Shawn's receeding hairline is worse than I thought. :(

[LK]

Too many breaks

[St. Jimmy]

awesome Enzeguri from shelton.

[Shadow]

Wait....two commercial breaks for one match? What am I watching?

[Afterlife]

That was a groovy shining wizard/enziguri there.

[LK]

wow, Shawn's receeding hairline is worse than I thought. :(
:lol:

[6to1]

king is in rare form tonight no pizza in hell

[Savio]

HBK is too old for this :(

[Blitz]

LOL Shelton's mama and Shawn on unlimited.

[Corndad]

WHY IS MOMMA SO FREAKIN LOUD EVEN ON UNLIMITED!!! DAMN!

[The Greater Power]

LOL MAMA..."Destroy him"

[Azriel]

So far, so good.

[Skippord]

Coach is making me not wanna be a die hard Steelers fan anymore... Makes me realize how much I hate Bandwagon people.

And me sad as a die hard Broncos Fan

[LK]

For those not watching unlimited, you have missed the verbal owning of HBK from Momma.

[LK]

What the fuck am I saying?

[Azriel]

Thought you were being sarcastic

[Shadow]

Just where the hell did the WWE get a 5 star, main event at Wrestlemania type match on RAW?

[St. Jimmy]

michaels overselling the back. *drink*

[LK]

I can honestly say that I never thought I would watch Shawn Michaels get punked out by another guys Momma.

[Corndad]

He ALMOST fell.... wow.

[St. Jimmy]

cool superplex.

[Blitz]

third awesome spot this match.

[LK]

He may be old and as good as bald, but HBK can still do it in the ring.

[Skippord]

Slipperplex

[Corndad]

that guy in the Dallas Jersey in the front row looks pissed lol

[mrslackalack]

Quite a long match for a RAW.

[St. Jimmy]

Shelton is impressing me like none other.

[G-wrath]

He may be old and as good as bald, but HBK can still do it in the ring.

Agreed. :y:

[G-wrath]

lol what just got thrown into the ring?

[Shadow]

Say what you will about HBK...he can still get it done when it counts. And apperently it counts right now.

Someone thought HBK or Shelton needed some water.

[LK]

Weak finish to real good match.

[G-wrath]

Hah! Told you Shadow.

[St. Jimmy]

psh. what a shit ending =/

[Afterlife]

Um...O.K. Now watch Vince enter the Rumble and eliminate Shawn.

[Blitz]

So what does that bring Shelton's losing streak to?

[Corndad]

This match should have happened right after Shelton turned on him. I just dont understand.

[McLegend]

Really good match

[LK]

Got to be Trips

[The Greater Power]

lmao

[Shadow]

Yeah...that'll be likely.

[G-wrath]

lol 'I'll think about it'

[LK]

Whoever said that it would be Edge/Trips vs Cena/Big Show gets a cookie.

[G-wrath]

Have we ever seen Trips team with someone else who has the gold?

[Corndad]

Styles going solo... feels like ECW again....


eh... its King vs Coach.... DAMN IT!

[St. Jimmy]

why does that whole HHH/Edge segment make me think Cena and HHH tonight as a team?

[G-wrath]

Whoever said that it would be Edge/Trips vs Cena/Big Show gets a cookie.

I said it.

:shifty:

*goes and changes post*

[Azriel]

Early MOTY contender. Really great match, the ending was meh.

[G-wrath]

Well somebody spontaniously.

[Azriel]

Maria :drool:

[Corndad]

KISS CAM Baby... um... alright.

[LK]

Some might say that Maria is looking not too shabby tonight.

[Corndad]

SO u go from the 2 girls kissing to a guy with no teeth wonderful lol

[LK]

The Heart Throbs!!!

[The Greater Power]

lol antonio and romeo

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHA AT THE HEARTTHROBS IN THE CROWD for KISS CAM !!!

[Blitz]

Romeo and Antonio on the kiss cam :lol:

[Azriel]

Damn, no HLA, and why doe Maria sound like she has a cold?

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL @ Kiss Cam with the two guys dressed like mnm

[LK]

Yeah match wise, the Royal Rumble might not be that great.

[The Greater Power]

whoever called the trish being referee gets a cookie

[Afterlife]

LMAO @ Mickie/Ashley/Trish match!!

[Azriel]

I called it!!

[St. Jimmy]

whoever called Mickie vs. Ashley w/Trish as the ref,
*clap*

[Corndad]

GOD DAMN IT I SAID NO MICKIE-ASHLEY MATCH AT RUMBLE!!!!!

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL @ Kiss Cam with the two guys dressed like mnm
.

lol nvm

heartthrobs

They are all the same.

[G-wrath]

whoever called the trish being referee gets a blowjob from yours truely

:naughty:

[Corndad]

HBK's 1 in Rumble

[LK]

GOD DAMN IT I SAID NO MICKIE-ASHLEY MATCH AT RUMBLE!!!!!
*coughcoughJINXcoughcough*

[St. Jimmy]

Vince just shot himself in the leg... =/

[G-wrath]

See you in 10 mins Azriel

[Corndad]

Just watch.

[The Greater Power]

lol more money than GOD

[Shadow]

.........Vince is going insane again?

Speaking of...when are we getting a new RAW GM?

[LK]

The Rockers?

[Blitz]

You are quite the salacious 15 year old, G wrath.

[zdmay]

Is Vince going back to the Attitude Era?

[mrslackalack]

Well MAYBE Mickie/Ashley will be better than Torrie and Dawn Marie at the 03 Rumble.

[G-wrath]

I try.

[Afterlife]

Shawn looks like a cat.

[Blitz]

Looks like HBK and God vs Vince and Satan at WM.

[St. Jimmy]

pill poppin' eh?

[Skippord]

Darth Fucking Vince

[Shadow]

Does Shawn look bored or is it just me?

[G-wrath]

"And I guaren damn tee it *FLASH*"

[G-wrath]

Shawn looks like a cat.

lol

[Azriel]

You can keep your blowjob, just rep me and we'll call it even

[Afterlife]

whoever called the trish being referee gets a blowjob from yours truely

:naughty:

Just pretend it was me.:D

[Azriel]

Strong words Coach

[The Greater Power]

MTFO @ Mark Wahle giving Coach the finger

[St. Jimmy]

merowwwwww *hissswipe*

[Corndad]

The only thing that could piss me off more as a Steeler fan is if Coach was wearing a Bettis Jersey. Screw you Coach.

[McLegend]

LOL pill popping. Vince should have made a comment about Shawn loving Jesus. That would have been great.

[Azriel]

Coach headlining WM? That ever happens, please put a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger.

[Shadow]

Coach headlining WM? That ever happens, please put a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger.

Can I do that right now?

[Afterlife]

King is wearing Helms' colors.

[Shadow]

Wait...Styles...all by himself?

WHOO-HOO!

[Blitz]

Solo Styles...just like ECW, except without talent in the ring.

[St. Jimmy]

rep for everyone if Lawler completely strokes out during this match. <3

[LK]

You know buddy if the Raw title match is the main event, then technically Coach would be headlining WM. To quote Trevor Murdoch "you just think about that."

[Corndad]

That was horrible.

[Azriel]

Hopefully this will be quick

And no Shadow, you can't :lol:

[Blitz]

that was the most idiotic looking thing tonight.

[Corndad]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Blitz]

Oh...My...God

[G-wrath]

wtf.... male cheerleaders?

[LK]

What....the....fuck....is....this?!

[Afterlife]

What...the...fuck...?

[St. Jimmy]

wtf is this?!

[The Greater Power]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Shadow]

What in gods name is this?

JR's making his big comeback?

[G-wrath]

Fags

[Blitz]

that was the most idiotic looking thing tonight.
I stand corrected.

[Corndad]

isnt the gay guys gimmick already being used by the Heartthrobs and the Dicks?

[zdmay]

WTF?????????????????

[St. Jimmy]

i thought it was JR for a second, then i got scared.

[6to1]

what the funk is jr coming back

[Azriel]

The hell? :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

apparently RAW needs that high professional cheerleading compitition Ratings =/

[G-wrath]

Waste of time

[Corndad]

OMG Im ready for fuckin Mae Young to give birth again.

[Afterlife]

The fact that King is paying NO attention, is making me laugh to tears.

[Vazz]

Yay @ coach not at announce table
Boo @ coach and king wrestling

[Skippord]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

[zdmay]

The Coach has cheerleaders? When did this happen?

[McLegend]

That was tremendous.

[Azriel]

Coach has his own cheering squad? :lol:

[Corndad]

I never wanted to hear Kane's music more.

[zdmay]

I guess they ran out of divas.

[Shadow]

I guess it's 5 guys who're gonna be cannon fodder for Kane and Big Show eventually?

[Blitz]

Coach is in the Rumble thanks to a bunch of male cheerleaders.

I can legitimately say I never thought I'd type anything like that sentence.

[G-wrath]

lol they have pompoms, and they botched spelling Coach

[The Greater Power]

lol I actually thoroughly enjoyed that

[Corndad]

I want those 2 mins of my life back... Seriously WTF is going on.

[G-wrath]

Yay @ coach not at announce table
Boo @ coach and king wrestling

lol well put

[Loose Cannon]

where's LL Cool J (aka Gertner)

[Blitz]

Woo hoo. Here comes Lance Cade.

[Shadow]

Nah...you'd only waste them Corndad.

[Corndad]

so we go from Cheerleaders to a Gay Cowboy.... Lesbians on Kiss Cam... Anyone see a trend here????

[Skippord]

Seriously what the fuck was that

[LK]

Why if it isn't a guy that will be released this year. Ladies and Gentlemen, Lance Cade.

[Afterlife]

Fags

LMMFAO

On a quasi-related note, I went to high school with the only male cheerleader in my school's history. He claimed it got him 'near the hot chicks'. The rest of the world affectionately called him "queerleader".

In a total twist of fate, I was at gas station Sunday and ran into him for the first time in 5 years; the night before, I met his ex-boyfriend at a party. It was so hard not to laugh.

[Coco Cow]

...Coach has a squad of male cheerleaders now.....just when I thought May Young was the most disturbing thing I'd ever see on Raw, I'm proven wrong

[Corndad]

Well, guess its not gonna be the Big Show thats Cena's Partner... It has to be Flair.

[Blitz]

I thought this would be a 3 way dance and that Helms had a shot at winning. I was wrong.

[LK]

What's Helms looking so concerned for? Remember that time he nearly chokeslammed Big Show?

[Azriel]

Well, so much for Show tagging with Cena

[Azriel]

I miss the Hurricane :(

[St. Jimmy]

i sincerly hope Helms wins this... well, waste of time.

[Shadow]

Wow...way to bury three superstars in one match. Go WWE!

Ok...that Scares me whenever he does that.

[LK]

Makes sense that it will be Flair then. Whoever I gave a cookie to, you owe me.

[Afterlife]

Define "waste of talent".

[The Greater Power]

DA GAME

[G-wrath]

lol queerleader

So what's going to be worse?

So whats gonna be worse, Edge with Trips and Botchfest vs. Cena and possibly Flair or Coach and his gay support group

[St. Jimmy]

Trips <3

[Skippord]

Woah that was unexpected :roll:

[Blitz]

Couldn't they just've had HHH call out Show instead of having him squash Gregory Helms?

[Shadow]

Ha-ha! Told ya HHH wouldn't team with Edge.

[Corndad]

Wow... No HHH in Main Event either.

[LK]

Not Trips, which leaves the Disasterpiece.

[Shadow]

Couldn't they just've had HHH call out Show instead of having him squash Gregory Helms?

Yeah but...that was slightly more entertaining.

[LK]

"I'm sick of making stars" - lol see the irony there.

[Blitz]

"I am finished creating stars"

Hunter's gonna catch hell for breaking Kayfabe

[Skippord]

RVD is the man [random]

[Corndad]

I called it at beginning... Cena/Flair vs Edge/Masters.

[Afterlife]

Jesus?

[Azriel]

Jesus is coming to WM22? :lol:

[The Greater Power]

Anyone actually want HHH to win the title?

I miss him w/o the belt.

[Skippord]

Not Trips, which leaves the Disasterpiece.

Heidenreich got fired

[G-wrath]

It's either Tomko or Snitsky

[Shadow]

Wow...Trips thinking he's going to win after insulting every single entrant in the Rumble.

Christian's back?

[Azriel]

What about Snitsky/Edge?

[Savio]

We'll find out next week who edge picked.

[St. Jimmy]

Anyone actually want HHH to win the title?

I miss him w/o the belt.

if he can keep a compelling fued with someone on this roster,
yes.

[LK]

Heidenreich got fired
The other one

[G-wrath]

Anyone actually want HHH to win the title?

I miss him w/o the belt.

My God, your institutionalized. :nono:

[The Greater Power]

Big Vis

[Azriel]

Isn't Christian still in TNA?

[LK]

Christian's back?
Until it is categorically proven that it isn't Christian, I am still hoping.

[Schoenauer]

It's gotta be Masters.

[Blitz]

Viscera...promo?

[G-wrath]

I'd mark out if it was Jericho. :heart: Remember he left opposing Cena?

[Azriel]

Here we go.

[Savio]

It's either Tomko or Snitsky

[LK]

I will mark out if RVD is Cena's partner.

[zdmay]

It has to somebody that is taller than Edge. Kane and Big Show are out.

[G-wrath]

It's gotta be Masters.

Yeah, most likely. But it would be good if he took a vacation this week, especially for the English language.

[Skippord]

CM PUNK

[zdmay]

Tomko or the Snit, like other people has said.

[LK]

Called it

[G-wrath]

Rep to you good sir.

[Shadow]

Oh come on...we all know who his parnter is.

EUGENE!

Oh...someone with the actual mental capacity of Eugene.

[Corndad]

Yup...

[Blitz]

SOOOOOOOOO UNEXPECTED!!

[zdmay]

or Masters

[Savio]

HOYL SHIT HASSAN!

[Skippord]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

[Azriel]

So predictable :roll:

Now, if Taker was Cena' partner, that would make up for the predictability

[Blitz]

Even the announcers aren't playing it up as a suprise.

[Corndad]

Rep flying my way as soon as you here WOOOO....

[Savio]

I forgot about chris masters

[G-wrath]

like someone said in the past...he's smaller

[The Greater Power]

I would not be surprised if Cena chooses Kamala

[Savio]

Flair?

[Savio]

Jamal?

[LK]

Rep flying my way as soon as you here WOOOO....
We'll see

[Shadow]

Know what I'm not hearing this week?

Boos for Cena.

[zdmay]

and Cena's partner?

[St. Jimmy]

didn't see that coming =/

[Blitz]

SOOOOOOO UNEXPECTED!!!

:|

[Shadow]

HOW CAN HE STILL BE WALKING!?

[G-wrath]

Rep to Savior.

lol didn't I call this match in the very beginning of the thread?

[Savio]

He's Styling and Racially profiling!

[St. Jimmy]

is this could atleast build to a decent IC title fued,
it's worth it.

[LK]

You know for a second when he said "From right here" I thought it might be Matt Hardy since he's from North Carolina as well but oh well.

[Corndad]

We'll see

*Well... here it comes*

[Skippord]

Whats on metal channel

[Shadow]

You know for a second when he said "From right here" I thought it might be Matt Hardy since he's from North Carolina as well but oh well.

Wrong City.

[Azriel]

Predictable WWE

[Skippord]

Strait Out of Line by Godsmack is on the rock channel

[Corndad]

Latest Reputation Received

Official Raw Thread 01/2... 01-23-2006 11:01 PM LK

Nice.

[LK]

Wrong City.
I know but you know what I was getting at.

[Skippord]

Just Stop by Disturbed now

[Shadow]

Yeah...I know. I know...

I would love to have seen Jeff suddenly come out though...biggest shock ever.

[LK]

When was the last time an arena chanted "Cena" without the word "sucks" following?

[Skippord]

January 4th 2004

[Blitz]

:love: Flair Flop

[Shadow]

Not for awhile LK....good to hear some positive reactions to Cena.

[Lock Jaw]

lita's going to get lockjaw, I just know it.

:eek:

[St. Jimmy]

January 4th 2004