I dunno about this new Tim white Vid.

[Savio]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/timwhite/videos/

:-\

Its called "cut loose"

[RGWhat316]

OMFG!! It's just amazing all they are coming up with. It's funny and messed up at the same time.

[Kane Knight]

LOL

That's not how you cut, you faggot!

[Xero]

You know, why doesn't he just do it at home? Why does he always try it while on camera?

ATTENTION WHORE!

[Blitz]

What

The

Fuck

[Blitz]

I love the fact he took a cut at Josh, tho.

[Xero]

"Oh Mr. White, tell me you just have to shave..."

Why do I have a feeling that sooner than later he's going to try to jump off the tron?

Where, of course, he'll land on a conviently placed pickup truck of pillows.

[Savio]

I love the fact he took a cut at Josh, tho.:lol: ya and the goofy sound effects. I have a feeling the WWE will get some backlash for this though.

[Blitz]

And I also love the spurting blood that would seem gratuitous in a Tarantino flick.

And I love that the first segment is labeled Tim White "Shoot" Interview.

[Savio]

"Oh Mr. White, tell me you just have to shave..."

Why do I have a feeling that sooner than later he's going to try to jump off the tron?

Where, of course, he'll land on a conviently placed pickup truck of pillows.or Knowing WWE.....

"Josh Mattews: I'm here again with Tim White on WWEs jumbo jet and it really seems he's gotten better......Tim what are you doing?

*Tim white stands up and goes to the cock pit*

Josh: Tim white thats not wise. Tim! TIM!!!!

*Cut to a plane on string falling in to the ocean.*

[Blitz]

actually, knowing WWE...

*cuts to shots of 9/11*

[Savio]

:lol: thats so wrong. What if they did that?

[Corkscrewed]

ROFLMAO!!!

The gushing blood and gushing sound made that segment. :rofl:

[Xero]

or Knowing WWE.....

"Josh Mattews: I'm here again with Tim White on WWEs jumbo jet and it really seems he's gotten better......Tim what are you doing?

*Tim white stands up and goes to the cock pit*

Josh: Tim white thats not wise. Tim! TIM!!!!

*Cut to a plane on string falling in to the ocean.*
(The next week...)

Josh: ...Thankfully the jet landed on a barge and everyone got out safe.

[Gertner]

or Knowing WWE.....

"Josh Mattews: I'm here again with Tim White on WWEs jumbo jet and it really seems he's gotten better......Tim what are you doing?

*Tim white stands up and goes to the cock pit*

Josh: Tim white thats not wise. Tim! TIM!!!!

*Cuts to a shot of the plane crashing into the world trade towers.*


there. that's more like the WWE

[Disturbed316]

ROFL

The sound effects are brilliant.

[XL]

*Tim white stands up and goes to the cock pit*

Josh: Tim white thats not wise. Tim! TIM!!!!

*Cut to a plane falling...*
and landing on an island where we find our heroes not only alive but oddly unharmed! They then get attacked by boars & polar bears, find strange french women and a metal hatch in the middle of the jungle! Eventually they build a raft to go find help but once again are attacked! Having found a new lease of life Timmy then falls down the hatch and dies!

[Jalapeño]

lol, this shit is rofl

[Kane Knight]

and landing on an island where we find our heroes not only alive but oddly unharmed! They then get attacked by boars & polar bears, find strange french women and a metal hatch in the middle of the jungle! Eventually they build a raft to go find help but once again are attacked! Having found a new lease of life Timmy then falls down the hatch and dies!

Way to spoil 24 for everyone...
Disclaimer: Yes, retards, I know it's "Lost," not "24."
:shifty:

[VonErich Lives]

or Knowing WWE.....

"Josh Mattews: I'm here again with Tim White on WWEs jumbo jet and it really seems he's gotten better......Tim what are you doing?

*Tim white stands up and goes to the cock pit*

Josh: Tim white thats not wise. Tim! TIM!!!!

*Cut to a plane on string falling in to the ocean.*

if they went that rout they'd tie in a return of Hassan somehow... this is the WWE, if they're going to do it, they'll do it right.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

LMAO

[FourFifty]

*lamo* So how is Tim gonna try to kill himself next time? Head in the oven with the gas on? Dresses up as a klansman and walks into a black panther meeting? Goes to Canada and screams "BRET SCREWED BRET!"

[Kane Knight]

if they went that rout they'd tie in a return of Hassan somehow... this is the WWE, if they're going to do it, they'll do it right.

You forgot the Hogan bit.

[Cool King]

The first thing that came into my head while I was watching that was "WrestleCrap".

[Kane Knight]

The first word that came into my head was "Mutton."

[XL]

*lamo* So how is Tim gonna try to kill himself next time? Head in the oven with the gas on...
...only realise its an electric oven!

[Gone Mad]

I sense a plastic bag next.

"Oh, Mr. White, I sure hope you have groceries. Mr. White, please, don't! STOP!" White flops around comically as the segment ends.

You know, something like that. Or maybe the 9/11 one since we are already advocating suicide so let's continue the fucked-up trend.

[Kane Knight]

U suspect, in frustration, he will run with scissors.

[Kane Knight]

I suspect...

[Xero]

Josh: We're here with Tim White, who has been fighting a bout of depression over the last few months. We're here in the production truck to pla-

*Tim pulls out a video tape labled "CZW"*

Josh: Mr. White, what are you doing? I hope you're taping something off the TV. Please, Tim, don't, it's not worth it!

*Tim puts it in the VCR laughing manically*

Josh: MISTER WHITE NO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T WATCH THAT! TIM! DON-

*Tim pushes Josh out of the truck and commical sounds of implossion is heard, followed by the truck exploding.*

*Josh stands there with his mouth hanging open.*

Josh: What a way to go...........

[Savio]

Josh: I'm here with Tim white who has had a rough 2006. He- Tim Whats that strapped to your chest?

Tim: Derka Derka Muhammad Jihad!

*A few "Arabs in ski masks" walk out*

Josh: please tell me this is a halloween party. TIM WHITE NO!

*EXPLOSION*

[Kane Knight]

Josh: We're here with Tim White, who has been fighting a bout of depression over the last few months. We're here in the production truck to pla-

*Tim pulls out a video tape labled "CZW"*

Josh: Mr. White, what are you doing? I hope you're taping something off the TV. Please, Tim, don't, it's not worth it!

*Tim puts it in the VCR laughing manically*

Josh: MISTER WHITE NO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T WATCH THAT! TIM! DON-

*Tim pushes Josh out of the truck and commical sounds of implossion is heard, followed by the truck exploding.*

*Josh stands there with his mouth hanging open.*

Josh: What a way to go...........

You forgot the part where it was returned to Blockbuster and Nick Mondo screamed at Josh for returning it unrewound.

[Kane Knight]

Josh: I'm here with Tim white who has had a rough 2006. He- Tim Whats that strapped to your chest?

Tim: Derka Derka Muhammad Jihad!

*A few "Arabs in ski masks" walk out*

Josh: please tell me this is a halloween party. TIM WHITE NO!

*EXPLOSION*

NExt week...

Mathews: We're here with Referee Tim White, who was miraculously unscathed byfaulty dynamite. Mr. White, what can I do to stop you from...

(Tim White brings Brock Lesnar onscreen, tells him he reads internet news sites)

Mathews: Mr. White! No!

[Cool King]

Josh: We're here with Tim White, who has been fighting a bout of depression over the last few months. Tim, how ya feeling?

*Tim stares at Josh and walks off camera*

Josh: Mr. White. Whats that? A video?

*Tim comes back on camera and put a video in a VCR*

Josh: What on this video? is it the Hell In A Cell Match that made you retire?

Voice on the tape: You're watching Spike TV!

Josh: OH GOD! No! Mr. White! Don't!

Voice on the tape: Welcome to TNA iMPACT! Tonight....

Josh: NO! TIM! GET OUT NOW! BEFORE IT'S TO LATE!

*Tim doesn't move and Josh runs out of the room*

*Next Week*

Josh: We're here with Tim White, who has been fighting a bout of depression over the last few months. And last week you tried to die of boredom by watching mediocre wrestling. But luckily...the VCR chewed the tape up.

[FourFifty]

We're gonna need another Timmy!

[Savio]

Josh: Mr. white please don't challenge Mark henry to a match, he's still green.

[Kane Knight]

We're gonna need another Timmy!

Finally, it starts to catchon!

[Xero]

Josh: We're here with Tim White, who has been fighting a bout of depression as of late. Today his therapy is playing chess with someone, and that someone is Lita.

*Tim looks at the camera smiling and then unzips his pants...*

Josh: Mr. White what are you doing? Do you have to use the bathroom?

*Tim pushes the camera over and "BOW CHICKA BOW WOW" porn music plays as thrashing, Tim screaming, and the sound of millions of bugs walking around are heard.*

(The next week)

Josh: Last week Tim tried to kill himself by contracting an STD from Lita. Luckily Lita botched her tampon and put a toilet plunger in there instead.