My Rumble Idea

[FourFifty]

Here’s a basic list of a chain of events I’d like to see happen in the Royal Rumble. No spoilers, just “Vince, if you’re reading this, and you love your right thumb, you’ll do this!”
…I wish I had that sort of power… But I digress.
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Let’s enter a few random jobbers as participants 1-5. Let’s say… Carltio, Chavo, Simon Dean, Joey Mercury, Matt Hardy, and Big Vis. Who is Lucky Number 6? The Big Show!
So The Show enters the ring and cleans house. Right as the countdown begins he takes out the last person. Who gets the number 7 spot?
Bobby “Potentially the future of the industry if the writers don’t screw this up” Lashley
Or
The Coach
So it takes Lashley a little under two minutes to take out The Big Show with a lariat that sends The Show over the top. The only problem is Lasley inadvertently takes himself out.
If it The Coach, he kicks The Show in the nuts after a minute of The Show laughing at him. Same ending, but it’ll take The Coach a few more lariats to throw The Show over the top.
This means the next person to enter the ring can pose for a little while.
Ain’t no stoppin’ me NOW!!!!!
Shelton hits the ring. He’s happy, he’s showing off, then when the next person hits the ring…
Charlie Hass, wearing a Raw shirt! Neither of them win it, but set it up for a wrestlemania match.

[el fregadero]

Are there only 10 participants in the Rumble this year or am I missing something?

[St. Jimmy]

that's a really great idea actually,
then 2.4 minutes after the mania match they'll bury haas faster
then rey's main event push.

[Blitz]

That Coach thing isn't so much an idea as the cold blooded murder of Show's career.

[Dave Youell]

Show needs to do something with HHH in the Rumble, but I do like the idea of a Shelton/Haas stare down :y:

[Vastardikai]

That Coach thing isn't so much an idea as the cold blooded murder of Show's career.

In that case, EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN!!! :-\

[LivingDead]

Carlito is going to be left in the ring on his own. He's all smiles and lies down on top of the turnbuckle (ala Triple H) eating an apple. He isn't worried about who comes in next......5....4....3....2...1.... RVD!

[Mr. Nerfect]

I would love to see Charlie Haas in the Royal Rumble. I must admit, the Carlito & RVD alone in the Rumble spot has crossed my mind many times, and I completely expect it to happen.