Shaq Attack

[The Ravishing One]

From WWE.COM

Last night at the AmericanAirlines Arena, RAW (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/) Superstar Carlito (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/carlito/) verbally abused Jason Williams after the Miami Heat suffered a disappointing 107-98 loss to the Phoenix Suns. While the cocky Superstar was berating Williams, Shaquille O'Neal walked up behind Carlito and smashed him with a chair. Check back here later today for video footage of the attack.

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There's a picture on wwe.com aswell.

[The Naitch]

LOL

[FourFifty]

Oh God No. You know, I no longer wonder why Tim White is trying to kill himself.

[Shadow]

...what!?

[The Greater Power]

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/592/daf0id.jpg

I'm actually beginning to think Shaq will be wrestling at Mania....

[Stickman]

Rick Rude was WCW champ?

[Vastardikai]

He held the Big Gold Belt for a while. (I believe it was called, in fact, the "Big Gold Belt.")

[Lock Jaw]

Shaq should have opened up a can of Shaq-Fu. They're probably saving it for later though.

[dablackguy]

please tell me someone remembers the horror of Shaq Fu

[dablackguy]

Well, someone else

[mrslackalack]

Rick Rude was WCW champ?

That title was the NWA title but it was renamed the WCW International Title. The belt was unifed with the WCW world title when Flair beat Sting at Clash of the Champions in June 94 and they kept the Big Gold Belt.

Rude had beat Flair for the Title in 93 and lost the title to Sting in 94.

[Y3J]

Do you think Shaq will be a surprise entrant in the rumble?

[Corkscrewed]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! That's too funny. Good stuff. :lol:

If he was, then he'll come in just after Big Show clears the ring. I guarantee it.

[Disturbed316]

It didn't work with Rodman, it didn't work with the other guy who teamed with DDP, and it's not gonna work here.

[loopydate]

Just because a guy is a professional athlete, IT DOESN'T MEAN HE'LL MAKE A GOOD WRESTLER!!!

Dennis Rodman, Karl Malone, Lawrence Taylor, Mark Henry, Ted Arcidi, notice a pattern?

But, yeah, he'll definitely wind up as one of the "surprise" Rumble entrants on Sunday. That makes two non-wrestlers in the match. Good God, that's a bad idea.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mark Henry isn't as bad as Rodman and Malone.

[Taker Fan]

It would have been better if Carlito started a fued with Conan over the best talk show :D

[loopydate]

Mark Henry isn't as bad as Rodman and Malone.

When he first started, he was close. Ten years of training, and he's better, sure, but when they brought him in in 1996, he was aw-haw-hawful [/DR. COX]. He was slow, his conditioning was bad, and he didn't have a clue how to sell a wrestling move.

[Enjay]

LOL Good God. You people spaz out easily. Yeah, the WWE is putting Shaq to main event WrestleMania. It's been confirmed. www.wrestlingnewszone.com/shaqconf%20wrestle%20 (http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/140530328X.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

[94 SVT Cobra]

please tell me someone remembers the horror of Shaq Fu

God i remember that game, i rented it and didnt get the instruction booklet so in order to learn the special moves i had to beat the game...to learn ONE every time i beat it.

[loopydate]

LOL Good God. You people spaz out easily. Yeah, the WWE is putting Shaq to main event WrestleMania. It's been confirmed. www.wrestlingnewszone.com/shaqconf%20wrestle%20 (http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/140530328X.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

Did anyone say that? No. But, let's not forget that WWE put Drew Carey in the 2001 Rumble. They're not above "stunt casting."

Clearly, Shaq isn't going to Mania, but it's a well-known fact that Vince has a hard-on for "real" athletes, and the possibility of Shaq appearing in the ring in a PPV IN MIAMI is just too sweet for him to pass up.

If they're not going anywhere with it, why did they put it on their kayfabe website? This is clearly leading somewhere, and having a PPV at the home of Shaq's team is the logical continuation of the story.

Being pedantic works for some people on this board. But it's not for everyone. You should check with a doctor before trying Pedantic. Side effects may include numbness, dizziness, erectile dysfunction, projectile vomiting, and the urge to watch WrestleMania XI.

[Avenger]

LMAO

"When I told Shaq it was his house... I lied."

Carlito is the future. I love him. He is great in the ring, has brilliant in-ring psychology, has a great look, great charisma, cuts fantastic promos, has the crowd all over him every night. Maybe just needs his gimmick tweaked but I love him!

[Loose Cannon]

I would love if Shaq was in and Kobe came out of the stands and threw him over.

[LK]

That was the weakest looking chair shot ever but it involved Carlito so it was cool. (pun intended)

[Crimson]

lol..i wonder who'll throw Shaq out...probably Coach :lol:

[St. Jimmy]

BAH GAWD, THROUGH MALT LIQUOR AND GANJA!
IT'S THE BIG BLACK MONSTER!

=/ one word comes to mind.
kobe.

[John la Rock]

lol that was pretty funny

[Corkscrewed]

I would love if Shaq was in and Kobe came out of the stands and threw him over.

LMAO.



STYLES: Oh my GAWD! Shaq just threw Big Show over! Wait, what's this??? OH MY GAWD IT'S THE BLACK MAMBA!!! KO-BE!!! KO-BE!!! KO-BE!!!!!!!!!!! And Jack Nicholson is going WILD!!!!!

[D Mac]

LOL Good God. You people spaz out easily. Yeah, the WWE is putting Shaq to main event WrestleMania. It's been confirmed. www.wrestlingnewszone.com/shaqconf%20wrestle%20 (http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/140530328X.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

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[D Mac]

Shaq Attack
by Diesel Mac


Hey that rhymes. :cool:

[Shadow]

Weakest...Chairshot...evah!

[The Ravishing One]

Weakest...Chairshot...evah!

Yeah it was awful.

[The Ravishing One]

I heard this rumor from a friend of a friend -

That Carlito is gonna enter the Rumble then clear the ring. All of a sudden the camera is gonna cut to the aisle way and Shaq is gonna be walking down, wearing a body suit covered in hair, with his hands raised led by Harvey Wippleman.

[The Ravishing One]

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6161/092gd.jpg

[Schoenauer]

That was a chairshot?

[owenbrown]

please tell me someone remembers the horror of Shaq Fu

God, don't EVER remind me of that game again cause it SUCKED BALLS :nono: :shifty:

[Y3J]

He hits like Trish Stratus :lol:

[The Heat]

:rofl: :rofl:

Shaq? Don't tell me that's who WWE were "negotiating" with who had "crossover appeal" in earlier rumors.

It'll also be interesting if Shaq does enter The Rumble. We'll see if WWE are lying about Big Show's height.

[Skippord]

Kane/Shaq showdown

[Xero]

:rofl: :rofl:

Shaq? Don't tell me that's who WWE were "negotiating" with who had "crossover appeal" in earlier rumors.

It'll also be interesting if Shaq does enter The Rumble. We'll see if WWE are lying about Big Show's height.
What the shit was your other name? I swear that someone else made that post...

Then again, I'm half asleep and I think I saw Chuck E. Cheese outside my window... Maybe you changed avatars?

[DaVe]

We'll see if WWE are lying about Big Show's height.

:| If you even have any doubt about Big Show being at least 7 feet tall you're probably drunk.

...And if you were just joking: meh, ignore me.:p

[Disturbed316]

lol Dennis Rodman played for our cities basketball team last night.

[The Outlaw]

Shaq is the man.

[The Outlaw]

Also, LOL @ people talking about Shaq @ Mania. The heat have a game scheduled for that night, as well as the Rumble.

[loopydate]

Keep in mind, no one said Shaq would be at Mania, except for the people saying "LOL @ people talking about Shaq @ Mania."

But until I saw that the Heat were in Houston today, I did think he would be at the Rumble.

Should have known that the segment would have no payoff. It's WWE we're talking about.