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Marc the Smark
01-27-2006, 10:06 PM
Something BIG is brewing.

How big? SO big that the "heavyweight" reporters (Meltzer, Scherer, Keller) are quietly checking and re-checking the facts before reporting on this.

HOW BIG? Well, IF it's true it might cause a mainstream uproar that SHOULD be on the level of Eddie's death and the subsequent Drug Testing announcement

HOW BIG?? Big enough that the Undertaker could potentially have a MAJOR lawsuit against the WWE...

I'm sure you know the story, but let me recap it a bit...

Rumor has it... that "Cowboy" Bob Orton Jr has Hepatitus. A pretty nasty, permenant disease that lives in his blood. In varying degrees, it could be fatal. It's also easily transmitted through mixing of body fluids. It just wipes out your liver.

Rumor has it... that Orton has had this for a while.

Rumor has it... Orton only told John Laurenitius. Probably the McMahons too.

Rumor has it... Laurenitus didn't bother to tell anyone else other than, (and this isn't for sure, just possible/probable) the McMahons and.or anyone higher on the management chain

Rumor has it... Orton got to work with this disease that IS EASILY PASSED ON THROUGH MIXING BLOOD in an environment where he sometimes is called to get physical with others and bleed.

Rumor has it... FACT... Orton bled like a stuck pig during his son's Armageddon "Hell in the Cell" match against the Undertaker

Rumor has it... FACT... Orton bled all over the Undertaker

Rumor has it... FACT Undertaker was bleeding too

Rumor has it... FACT Randy Orton was bleeding as well. All three ended up covered in each other's blood.

Rumor has it... Laurenitius saw this and said, "Uh oh".

Rumor has it... Laurentitius waited until it was too late, and until he had a load of muscle behind him, to break the news to the Undertaker

Rumor has it... The Undertaker is infuriated.

FACT Neither Cowboy Bob or the Undertaker have been seen since

And there you have it.

Do you understand what the ramifications are if any of this is true?

First of all, to ignorantly expose the Undertaker, the most loyal dog the WWE has ever had, to this is... is just mind blowing. Years... over a decade of service... of money generating fan appeal, to just callously let him work with a guy WITH A LIVER DESTROYING DISEASE IN HIS BLOOD and allow them to bleed all over each other. Without a warning... without a single heads up.

And the LEGAL ramifications. Mark Calloway, if any of this is true, could possible destroy the WWE. I mean, the irresponsible behavior here is just... it's worse than their ongoing drug problem. At least with drugs and 'roids, the WWE can say, "Hey, we didn't know!" In this situation, management (Laurenitius at least... and he WILL be the fall guy if this is as bad as it looks) DID know... and willfully withheld the information.

If this is true, the reign of John Laurenitius is over. You can't hide this. You can't sweep this under the rug. You can't throw a ton of money at the Undertaker and tell him to shut up.

http://ilx.p3r.net/thread.php?msgid=6620279

Xero
01-27-2006, 10:09 PM
Rumor has it... FACT You didn't write this.

Xero
01-27-2006, 10:20 PM
Rumor has it... QUESTION What the fuck is that site?

Gonzo
01-27-2006, 10:20 PM
Who cares who wrote it, if I was the Undertaker I would get every penny possible.

Volchok
01-27-2006, 10:23 PM
Yeah that is pretty fucked up on their part.

Loose Cannon
01-27-2006, 10:25 PM
haha, biggest bullshit story I've read in a while.

Taker Fan
01-27-2006, 10:27 PM
That is pretty horrible. I mean, wouldn't Randy know, and say that his dad has hepatitus?

Xero
01-27-2006, 10:30 PM
Is this a plot to have Taker retire?

The Clot Thickens!
















:shifty:

Bazooka
01-27-2006, 10:36 PM
or this is a new storyline to kill the Undertaker and ressurrect him again...with purple elbowpads this time.

loopydate
01-27-2006, 10:37 PM
I won't believe it until the "heavyweight reporters" are the ones writing it.

If it's true, though... Wow. TNA may just get the top-level superstar they've been begging for.

diothoir
01-27-2006, 10:54 PM
a statement from WWE.com"This statement is with regards to the recent rumours of 'Cowboy' Bob Orton Jr and his health status with Hepatitis.
We the WWE would like to assure our viewers that it is our top priority to ensure that the safety our employees are not compromised, and that, under no circumstances would our employee be allowed to wrestle if there are serious risks of disease or injury, to themselves as well as that of others.


We can confirm that 'Cowboy' Bob Orton is Hepatitus B positive and is currently undergoing medical treatment. The reason The Undertaker was allowed to wrestle with Bob Orton at the December SmackDown pay-per-view "Armageddon" was that: although we already knew at that point that Bob Orton was Hepatitis B positive, we were not in the knowledge then or now of any evidence within the scientific community to suggest that Hepatitis B can be transmitted through blood to someone already deceased."



LMAO

McDoogle
01-27-2006, 11:04 PM
Is that for real? Or did you bullshit that.

Enjay
01-27-2006, 11:06 PM
Is that for real? Or did you bullshit that.Further proof that the... "people" in the wrestling forum can only identify a joke if it's followed by a shifty emoticon.

Skippord
01-27-2006, 11:12 PM
:shifty:

loopydate
01-27-2006, 11:23 PM
The misspell of hepatitis should have been an indicator.

Corkscrewed
01-28-2006, 12:51 AM
I remember reading something similar to this a couple of weeks ago... it'd suck if that was true.

Skippord
01-28-2006, 12:55 AM
:shifty:

FourFifty
01-28-2006, 12:58 AM
I can't find anything about hepatitis on wwe.com, so I'm gonna file this under G, for garbage!
:nono: that was lame...

BigChris
01-28-2006, 01:04 AM
This sounds VERY real to me, no matter how legit the sources are that wrote that story, I think it is clear to everyone that there is something going on, if I were the Undertaker I don't know what I would do, expecially if he did get the Hep.

Skippord
01-28-2006, 01:32 AM
:shifty:

Kane Knight
01-28-2006, 01:51 AM
RUMOR HAS IT...FACT....I JUST SHIT MAH PANTS!

Skippord
01-28-2006, 01:52 AM
:shifty:

alvarado52
01-28-2006, 02:26 AM
big fuckin deal, that rash on my nutsack STILL hasnt gone away and i do hurricaranas on people all the time, and they dont get rashs on their face....

EDIT: on a serious note, i highly doubt Bob Orton would expose his kid, or anyone else for that matter, to hepititus (sp).

FourFifty
01-28-2006, 02:28 AM
RUMOR HAS IT...FACT....I JUST SHIT MAH PANTS!

Something tells me we're going to see some sort of update on this in the next Ruse Report :lol:

RP
01-28-2006, 02:37 AM
a statement from WWE.com"This statement is with regards to the recent rumours of 'Cowboy' Bob Orton Jr and his health status with Hepatitis.
We the WWE would like to assure our viewers that it is our top priority to ensure that the safety our employees are not compromised, and that, under no circumstances would our employee be allowed to wrestle if there are serious risks of disease or injury, to themselves as well as that of others.


We can confirm that 'Cowboy' Bob Orton is Hepatitus B positive and is currently undergoing medical treatment. The reason The Undertaker was allowed to wrestle with Bob Orton at the December SmackDown pay-per-view "Armageddon" was that: although we already knew at that point that Bob Orton was Hepatitis B positive, we were not in the knowledge then or now of any evidence within the scientific community to suggest that Hepatitis B can be transmitted through blood to someone already deceased."



LMAO


LOL

Funky Fly
01-28-2006, 04:41 AM
diothoir, I love you, you drunk Irish tatty-loving bastid

KillerWolf
01-28-2006, 07:31 AM
anyone else notice that 'Taker is no longer included in the Smackdown! opening montage?

Y3J
01-28-2006, 07:37 AM
He's only available for the PPV montages.

JH
01-28-2006, 09:00 AM
this was posted on pwinsider's elite members section by dave scherer
i know a guy who got it and thats how i originally found out about it a few days ago

thats not the full report that dave posted
according to what he posted if it is true and taker does in fact sue the wwe then this could be what crumbles vince for good because according to what dave was told this would be endangerment lawsuit and that could destroy vince

hb2k
01-28-2006, 09:39 AM
The story is blown pretty big out of proportion...

PorkSoda
01-28-2006, 09:45 AM
Rumor has it.......that movie sucks. Never seen it and probably never will.

But seriously, rumor has it.......CHEESEBURGERS!

Cheeseburgers in da morning!

Xero
01-28-2006, 10:50 AM
The story is blown pretty big out of proportion...
I wouldn't say completely. It's completely possible that Taker could sue and win millions, ESPECIALLY if he contracted the disease.

TerranRich
01-28-2006, 10:52 AM
Despite what you guys may think, look at this line:

FACT Neither Cowboy Bob or the Undertaker have been seen since
That's very true. What else could be the reason? It'd be interesting to see what happens, IF any of this is true.

Oh, and it's "hepatitis" and has been spelled correctly a few times in this thread. :D

Kane Knight
01-28-2006, 11:09 AM
RUMOR...FACT...You never see Batman and the Undertaker in the same place at the same time.

DMI
01-28-2006, 11:32 AM
RUMOR...FACT...You never see Batman and the Undertaker in the same place at the same time.

:love:

Xero
01-28-2006, 11:49 AM
RUMOR...FACT...You never see Triple H and the Undertaker in the same place at the same time anymore.

Rob
01-28-2006, 12:03 PM
Meltzer reported this story fucking weeks ago.

Xero
01-28-2006, 01:03 PM
Meltzer reported this story fucking weeks ago.
RHS isn't exactly a guy to post up to date stuff...

RP
01-28-2006, 02:21 PM
If you've been living under a rock...

Something big is brewing.

How big? So big that my asshole has to be surgically expanded to accomadate this giagantic turd that Taco Bell's cheesy bean burritos have created.

This could cripple my asshole. I have no clue why Metzler, Scherer or Keller havent reported this yet

Skippord
01-28-2006, 03:28 PM
:shifty:

alvarado52
01-28-2006, 03:33 PM
If you've been living under a rock...

Something big is brewing.

How big? So big that my asshole has to be surgically expanded to accomadate this giagantic turd that Taco Bell's cheesy bean burritos have created.

This could cripple my asshole. I have no clue why Metzler, Scherer or Keller havent reported this yet

..........fact?

Cool King
01-28-2006, 05:00 PM
If you've been living under a rock...

Something big is brewing.

How big? So big that my asshole has to be surgically expanded to accomadate this giagantic turd that Taco Bell's cheesy bean burritos have created.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

RP
01-28-2006, 05:51 PM
Rumour has it