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loopydate
01-30-2006, 01:57 PM
Wow. One of the Big Four PPVs, and there are fewer pictures than for an average RAW.

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Impeccable
01-30-2006, 02:30 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/34.jpg

Yes Rey. We're getting tired of the product too.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/55.jpg

John Cena. The first person on the other side of the infamous glass ceiling.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/49.jpg

Finally...conclusive evidence that if you smoke too much pot, you see some strange things....

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/21.jpg

...and as if to back that up....SMOKING POT IS BAD FOR YOU...shit man...is that goldust?
Fryza
01-30-2006, 02:47 PM
It's because we're black Loopy, because we're black...

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/36.jpg">

Rey's Sabu impression didn't go over well with the fans.

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Chaos insued when Carlito lost his contact in the ring.

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The world stood silent, the moment was upon us. Lashley ate Show's cheeseburger. and there was no turning back.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/29.jpg">

Hunter's daily routine of one-handed push-ups on the ring apron while being felt up by jobbers normally didn't make it on air.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/27.jpg">

Neither did the oral sex part...

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Masters: "Fuck's sake, he's eating my fucking ankle!"

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/30.jpg">

Wait, when did female wrestlers be cleared to wrestle topless?

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/23.jpg">

Hunter didn't find the Geico joke all that amusing.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/24.jpg">

Vince has Alzheimers?
"If I had a nickel for everytime I didn't know where I was, I'd fire that guy."
Or is he just senile? You be the judge.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/31.jpg">

Orton was confused. If Vince was the next entree in the Rumble, how could Orton win? If he throws Vince over, he could be fired. The thinking, she burns...

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/20.jpg">

HA-DO-KEN

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Worst. Go Daddy Dance. Ever.

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HUG!

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/22.jpg">

The One-Man Taxi Service: Must be this tall to qualify.

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Rey has seen Hell, and he is scared.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/34.jpg">

Where will you be when your diarhea acts up?

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Is it just me, or is the ref staring at Rey's ass?

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Cena closed his eyes and held his breath. He was always scared of the diving board, but he'd conquer his fears tonight.

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Always the sexual predator he is, Lita covered her breasts in fear as Cena stalked towards her.

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Maybe Cena's choice of insult- "Bite Me"- was a little ill-timed.

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"And IIIIIIIIIIII... IIIII, will always love YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

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Somewhere, God is crying.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/54.jpg">

And I'm not far behind Him either...

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/41.jpg">

"This is a really soft door mat..."

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Angle didn't know what hurt worse- Henry's leather boots slicing his hands up, or giving birth to a full grown man right leg first.

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Kurt botches oral sex.

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By far the most tragic event of the night came when Henry's "Man Dance" turned to an assassination by chair.

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Masked.

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Kurt, this is NOT how the quarter trick works...

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Everytime Angle defeats a Mark Henry, an angle gets their wings.

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Angle: "To... Stephaine... Love your... What the fuck?!"

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Angle watched as the ring collapsed around him. He had to think of something fast to keep from taking the blame.

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Angle's face sunk in fear. That was Mae Young's theme playing... And she was heading his way.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/49.jpg">

When the eyes of the Ranger are upon you...

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/47.jpg">

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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The glass ceiling now came with a complimentary glass Big Wheels.

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"I'm an airplane!"

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Ashley: "Mickie, I don't want to alarm you, but I can see down your shirt."

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Flair had entered a new low- supergluing Ashley's foot to the ring? Damn.

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The match stopped when Trish tested her fellow diva's US History knowledge, asking who the 13th President was.

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Even though Mickie answered with "John Adams", it was stil closer than Ashley's answer of "False".

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FATALITY.

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Vince called for the emergency Releasing of Crusiers.

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Tony Jaa's WWE debut.

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He's a homo!

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Is that the guy from N'Sync?!

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She's beginning to wonder what she's done to deserve this.

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Ew.

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Fucking Ew.

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WWE Theater presents: JFK: The Musical
Impeccable
01-30-2006, 02:55 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/36.jpg

The poster above is a homo!

P.S Sorry Fryza
Disturbed316
01-30-2006, 03:05 PM
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Super-queef, ACTIVATE!
Xero
01-30-2006, 03:16 PM
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Vince: I smell something funky...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/31.jpg
Vince: Ooooohhh, it's the "Stink Butt Kid".
Shawn: HEY! :'(

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/32.jpg
Shane: WHICH WAY DID HE GO!? WHICH WAY DID HE GO!?
Orton: Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have fed Shane that nuclear waste...
Shane: SERIOUSLY! I'M BLIND!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/55.jpg
Cena: I've created the steel ceiling! It's just below the glass ceiling, but I now own anyone below me! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Cena walks off the end*
Vince: Sorry, we didn't finish it...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/45.jpg
*SCHLUP*
Angle: ... I think my hand is stuck up your butt...
Mark: Yup...
*SCHLOOP*
Angle: Now it's out.
Mark: Yup...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/10.jpg
Chimmel: Here is your winner, and NEEWWW Cruiserweight Champion, TRIPLE H!
Chimmel (Thinking): Hunter got a lot smaller since the last time I announced him as winner...
PorkSoda
01-30-2006, 03:19 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/16.jpg

Ashley: Are you my mommy?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/09.jpg

Jamie Noble and Funaki came in last place for the Country Festival Wheelbarrow Race.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/31.jpg

Shawn wasn't impressed with Vince McMahon's macarina.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/23.jpg

Ref: Hunter, what are you doing?

Hunter: My butt is hungry.
Cool King
01-30-2006, 04:09 PM
All those captions are gold.:rofl:

Anyway, here's mine.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/36.jpg
Rey: This is for you Eddie.

Eddie: Shut up and wrestle the damn watch!

(Sorry if that offended anyone)

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/31.jpg
Vince: Hello. I'm your dad-dy.

Shawn: :wtf:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/19.jpg

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/22.jpg

The Rock and Big Show: HEY!:mad:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/53.jpg

Cena asked a passer by to take his picture for him, since this was the first time he's ever been in San Francisco. Ouch.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/41.jpg

Oh my god! That talented ape is gonna win!







Oh wait, it's just Mark Henry.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/48.jpg

*Triple H's music hits*

Angle: Well, it was nice knowing ya Belty.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/16.jpg

We know the WWE Divas are bitches but they don't have to act like it.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/18.jpg

*To the tune of Catch The Pigeon*

Catch the talent.
Catch the talent.
Catch the.....
Yashamaga
01-30-2006, 04:30 PM
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*Crossing the glass ceiling*

Cena: This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Yashamaga
01-30-2006, 04:47 PM
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Boogeyman loved shooting the cum-swapping scene of the porno
Nark Order
01-30-2006, 05:34 PM
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Being a veteran in the practice... Triple H over time, aquired the ability to not only hold everyone down but launch them into the sky at will without even looking at them.
Good Ol JG
01-30-2006, 06:45 PM
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Having completed the bank heist and got away in the car, the only thing left for Rey was a helicopter ride to the Caman Islands.

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RVD figured Carlito's hair was as good a place as any to hide in.

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Show: "Buddy."
Lashley: "Son."
Show: "Buddy."
Lashley: "Bygod."

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Worst. Hurricanrana. Ever.

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Strong with the force is Eugene, but not that strong.

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Sure he had thrown Viscera over the top, but it was at this moment that Masters fully realised how Vis's landing would affect rapidly rising ocean tides in the Western Hemisphere.

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RVD's attempt to break through the glass ceiling hit another snag: what was the sticky substance on there, and who would've put it there in the first place?
HHH: :lol:

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The world watched in shock as Triple H was bullied, pushed over, and had his lunch money stolen by Mike Chiota.

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Halfway to the ring Vince realised that both his sanity and his pants were missing.

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HBK: "I know it's not the best, but leave the kid alone, he's trying!"
Vince: "No, damnit! The Hokey-Pokey goes like this, I don't know what the hell Orton is trying to do!"
Orton: "But this is my handle...aaaand and this is my spout..."
Vince: "I don't care about you or your damn spout! If you don't get this dance right, I swear to God, I will only give you only ONE huge undeserved push this month!"
Carlito: "What about my London Bridge? How cool was that?"
Vince: "SHUT UP!"
Shawn (thinking): "Is he not wearing pants?"

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/20.jpg">
Was it the apron smacking his forearm, or the invisible spike being shoved in Shawn's ass that was causing him to grimmace in pain? Find out next week...

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Shane: "Holy shit Dad, where are your pants!?"
Orton (sobbing uncontrollably): "Tea kettle...tea kettle..."

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Mysterio returns from his helicopter to seek out the culprit who keeps stealing his push.

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The small pink aliens were determined that tonight was their night to begin world domination. First Orton's head, then THE WORLD!

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Winning the Rumble was easy, defeating the giant fire-breathing dragon behind him? That's another story.

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Mysterio's celebration was cut short by invisible Stevie and his Razor's Edge.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/33.jpg">
Although exhausted, Mysterio finally conquered erectile disfunction.

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Cena couldn't believe it. After all the media attention, rap albums, mega-push and holding the title for 8 months, the fans who he failed to entertain any longer made him walk the plank.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/56.jpg">
Edge: "No dude I swear! This time she's MY girlfriend!"

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/51.jpg">
Cena was horrified when the intergalactic portal below him opened...

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/52.jpg">
...And began to suck him in.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/53.jpg">
Form of...A DOUCHEBAG!

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Henry earns botch of the year status for his attempted top-rope springboard moonault.

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When the WWE and HBO's former hit TV series "Oz" come together, great television is bound to happen...

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/40.jpg">
Kurt had grown tired of the giant silverback gorilla that stalked him.

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/43.jpg">
Even God himself could not save Kurt Angle from this fate...

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/44.jpg">
Angle: "No mark, you have to turn over on your belly and I apply the hold the opposite way."
Henry: "Oh, like this?"
Angle: "No, you have to turn over. Turn over Mark!"
Henry: "Oh......like this?"
Angle: "For Christ's sakes, you didn't even move! Aw fuck it, this will be fine. At least after this I won't be put into another program with a big guy who moves slow and has little-to-no wrestling ability."

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/46.jpg">
Angle: "Nope....I was wrong..."

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/47.jpg">
Undertaker: "Aaaaaaand Jazz hands."

<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/18.jpg">
Daivari watches in horror as London is hung upside down from the ankles from the glass ceiling as a warning to all cruiserweights who ask for a push.

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Was it the Boogeyman? Or was it merely Shang Tsung's cunning attempt to steal another soul?
Xero
01-30-2006, 06:58 PM
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Eugene: Yo, Rob, hook me up with some more of those pills...
Rob: NOT NOW NICK!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/29.jpg
Rey: I'm helping daddy! YYYAAAAAYYY!
Rob: That was a good elimination, son. Now get the gun.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/51.jpg
Regal: SON OF A...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/01.jpg
JBL: Holy shit... I just realized that I'm going to job to the Boogeyman... I must SUCK!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/06.jpg
Narrator: This, oh, this is great! We've caught feeding time in the Boogeyman's lair! It's funny, they feed like birds...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/17.jpg
Mickie: The shin bone's connected to the head bone?
Trish: YES! NOW SAW IT OFF!
Xero
01-30-2006, 07:02 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/23.jpg
Hunter: OOooooooooooooooooooooo.....

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/24.jpg
Vince: :wtf:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/32.jpg
Shane: OOoooooooooooooooooooo....

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/24.jpg
Vince: :wtf:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/25.jpg
Rey: Ooooooooooooooooo...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/24.jpg
Vince: :wtf:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/56.jpg
Edge: OOOoooooooooo...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/24.jpg
Vince: :wtf:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/51.jpg
Cena: Oooooooooooooooo....

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/24.jpg
Vince: :wtf:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/45.jpg
Kurt: Ooooooo....

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/15.jpg
Mickie: STOP IT! JUST STOP IT!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/24.jpg
Vince: :wtf:
PorkSoda
01-30-2006, 07:58 PM
"Acoustic guitar playing in the background."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/16.jpg

Ashley: (Narrating) Oh my God, I went over to this girl and she was like.......

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/12.jpg

WEEEEEEE!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/25.jpg

That's so funny cause then I saw Rey Mysterio and he was like.....

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/19.jpg

WEEEEEEE!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/53.jpg

Then I saw John Cena going over to Edge and Lita and he said....

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/56.jpg

"Yo Motha Fucka" WEEEEEE!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/48.jpg

Then Kurt Angle came over and he had a chair and he was like.....

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/43.jpg

WEEEEEEEEEE!

Then I went over to this guy at the movie theatre and he said "Yo I got popcorn" and I said "OH MY GOD.........

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/07.jpg

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Lock Jaw
01-30-2006, 08:04 PM
Haven't read any so might repeat.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/26.jpg
Winner takes all (cheeseburgers)!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/27.jpg
Eugene: Hey Rob... I'm all out of that stuff you gave me.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/25.jpg
Heat vision activated.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/56.jpg
Edge: Just pull up your pants and nobody gets hurt.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/51.jpg
MOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPY!!!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/53.jpg
Cena: I did it! I'm the champ!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Man: Ok Mr. Cena, it's time for your random drug test.
Cena: :|

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/38.jpg
Even the ring ropes know to bow in the presence of Kurt Angle.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/17.jpg
Mickie: Cooooome on Trish! It'll be fun!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/06.jpg
And then they revealed that Kane WAS burned all along.
Xero
01-30-2006, 08:05 PM
LOL at "WEEEE"!
Impact!
01-31-2006, 02:26 AM
<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/34.jpg">

INVISIBLE CRUCIFIX
FourFifty
01-31-2006, 04:13 AM
Didn't read them for the past few weeks, don't hate if I stole a joke.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/36.jpg
Rey: Sean!!!! This one is for you!!!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/28.jpg
Triple H: hmmm.. where was I... 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10... Wow, Vince must really belive in me. Bury 10 people at once... Oh yeah, this is the life.
http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/26.jpg
The Royal Rumble introduced a new kind of match this year... Loser pays for dinner, and lord knows The Big Show can't afford to lose this one.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/29.jpg
Triple H: Hey dudes, I need a beer. Just tell everyone I went under the bottom rope to get out, 'k?
RVD: What do I get out of it?
Triple H: A clean piss test.
RVD: Deal!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/21.jpg
Carlito: wtf! Goldust? Now das cool!
Goldust: *inhales deeply and fondels self*
Carltio: Das not cool!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/30.jpg
MNM has learned the new meaing of the word "pwnd"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/23.jpg
Triple H: But I was only out to get a beer! I promised RVD a clean piss test so he wouldn't tell on me!
Ref: And where are you going to get this piss test?
Triple H: New Jersey tap water.
Ref: So you lied to him?
Triple H: You know that's not the point!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/24.jpg
Vince: Bringing Goldust back... What the hell was I thinking?
FourFifty: *waves hand* You were thinking about how Goldust would boost ratings.
Vince: I was thinking about how Goldust would boost ratings.
FourFifty: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Vince: There aren't the droids I'm looking for.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/31.jpg
Orton still didn't understand it. He told the blonde he needed "Head and Shoulders" and she didn't know how to "give shoulders."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/20.jpg
Further proff that Lita taught Steven Richards how to do a powerbomb, and she taught HBK how to sell it.


http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/19.jpg
Vince's newest Idea- Movie Reviews. The first idea, "Brokeback Moutian"
Rey: Well I jumped for Joy when I saw it!
Randy: I don't give it thumbs up, or thumbs down.
HHH: I'll take it in the ass.



http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/34.jpg
New from WWE films, "The Passion of the Mexican"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/55.jpg
Cena: Yo, inspeaking of that Brokeback movie, (insert gay joke here)

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/53.jpg
Most of us knew Cena blew, but now Stevie Richanrds KNOWS how much.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/41.jpg
Kurt: I've heard of carrying a guy through a match, but this is too much!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/45.jpg
It's a damn shame that for the next few weeks Sexual Chocolate can't make any creme filling.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/43.jpg
And now, a real quote from Jim Ross. If you have the Eddie DVD, watch the Eddie VS RVD lader match for this one.
JR: He better hope that chair is made of chocolate, because he just took a bite out of it!
But little did JR know, if you ask Mark Henry chocolate and steel taste the same.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/48.jpg
At the point Kurt realized the belt still had Triple H's name plate on it.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/49.jpg
This picture only makes sense to Jeff Hardy, Shadow, and anyone else who is high.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/47.jpg
Raise the roof, BITCHES!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/12.jpg
FourFifty: *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap* :shifty: *fap fap fap fap fap fap* WHAT!?!?!??!?!?



http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/18.jpg
Who knew Stevie Richards could do a mid air Styles Clash?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/10.jpg
Ref: You're a homo!
Helms: Hey, I only saw "Brokeback" because it has Oscar hype!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/01.jpg
To replace the lost mole, JBL now has a whore growing out of his chest.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/21.jpg
JR: Bah Gawd 619 by Big Vis!


Didn't spell check it, just typed what I felt, like a true artist.
FourFifty
01-31-2006, 04:23 AM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/55.jpg

Cena closed his eyes and held his breath. He was always scared of the diving board, but he'd conquer his fears tonight.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/07.jpg

Is that the guy from N'Sync?!



When it comes to the first one, I almsot pissed myself laughing.
And the second one, no, it was 3 count :roll:
What Would Kevin Do?
01-31-2006, 06:37 AM
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http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/55.jpg

As Cena crosses the invisible bridge and neared the Holy Grail, the end of the worst remake in history neared it's end.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/53.jpg

But in a surprise ending that made the wrestling world rejoice, John Cena picked the wrong cup.


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Minutes later, Kurt Angle was executed on live TV. An hour later, a man was ripped to death by rabid wrestling fans for screaming "BOOM! HEADSHOT!"







http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/38.jpg

Thankfully, much like Christ, Kurt Angle rose from the grave. Unlike Christ, Kurt Angle was pretty badass.






http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/49.jpg

Most anti-climatic apocolypse ever.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/47.jpg

The neo age messiah quickly stopped Death's plot by employing a Swat Team.




http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/09.jpg

Later, said swat team was annihilated by a rabid shaved monkey.




http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/06.jpg

Someone's been watching the Japanese puke porn off of Stileproject.
JH
01-31-2006, 08:50 AM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/36.jpg
Rey: Hey it's Sting...No dammit it's just O'Haire with face paint

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/28.jpg
Worst...Orgy....EVER

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/29.jpg
Worst...Plancha...EVER

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/23.jpg
Ref: Hey guess what....Cena's gonna win the belt back tonight

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/34.jpg
Rey: I'm king of the world

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/40.jpg
In a shocking heel turn Kurt Angle hit's Grape Ape with a steel chair

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/43.jpg
Kurt: (Thinking) Maybe this is what i should have done to Cena when he said i could'nt see him

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/47.jpg
Undertaker: I've got spirit fingers (Rep for whoever knows the movie)

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/12.jpg
King: Panties Joey Panties......OH MY GOD
Joey: Hey thats my line bitch

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/16.jpg
Ashley: Bark
Mickie: Meow
Ashley: Bark
Mickie: Meow
This went on until animal control showed up

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/15.jpg
Mickie's audition for American Idol did'nt impress Trish but let's see what the judges say
Randy Jackson: Oh dawg that was not good dawg
Paula Abdul: Oh sweetheart you should'nt be here
Simon Cowell: You're a hot girl but you cant sing and personally i think you're psycho
Further proof that Simon Cowell is always right

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Jamie Noble decides to use an old move originated by The Nasty Boys...PITTY CITY

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/07.jpg
Helms: Hey look i won a title that does'nt mean a damn thing

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/06.jpg
You know this is really sick...Oh wait this just in Tim White tried to kill himself again but it still did'nt work
94 SVT Cobra
01-31-2006, 04:32 PM
<img src="http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/23.jpg">

Triple H: Holy Shit, Rey IS REALLY winning this rumble? I thought we were all just joking around and.....Austin, hold the door open buddy, im right behind ya
Mr. Monday Morning
01-31-2006, 05:09 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/47.jpg
Undertaker: I've got spirit fingers (Rep for whoever knows the movie)

Bring It On
Mr. Monday Morning
01-31-2006, 06:05 PM
Haven't done any captions in years...might suck...who knows *shrug*

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/36.jpg

All day Rey was sure he'd seen a helicopter following him around (slight movie reference there)

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/28.jpg

Things were going pretty good for RVD until he tripped over Carlito's hair

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/26.jpg

Big Show was too afraid to tell Lashley his giant twin brother was looking at him

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/29.jpg

WWE would go to ridiculous lengths to make sure HHH didn't suffer another groin injury

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/27.jpg

Scientific proof that Rey Mysterio's head is smaller than HHH's knee

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/21.jpg

Vis was willing to experiment with anything to improve his love life

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/30.jpg

"Dudes, check this out, I haven't washed my feet since I got injured!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/23.jpg

It fell to the referee to tell HHH that, despite his protests, he would never be a member of the Four Horsemen

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/24.jpg

"Ok people my wife isn't talking to me, my daughter's tits need another operation, and I'm pretty sure my son is having an affair with a rent boy. NOT in a good mood right now."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/31.jpg

HBK: "Rent boy? :'("
Vince: "Son of a bitch!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/20.jpg

"Yeah that's right, a rent boy! I don't need your old ass anymore, get out of my ring!"
"Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane! :'("

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/32.jpg

"...and he does things you could *never* do, you should see the way he can bend..."

Orton: ":wtf:"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/19.jpg

Rey didn't have the heart to tell Randy it wasn't his birthday

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/22.jpg

"And just cause it's your birthday, we gathered up all your family for a big celebration! Lookee!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/25.jpg

"Give your dear old Granny a kiss"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/34.jpg

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/33.jpg

When he saw Rey giving out kisses, Nick was quick to pucker up

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/55.jpg

Cena's Black Scorpion impression needed some work

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/56.jpg

"Hey guys, have I got anything caught in my teeth?"

"Uhhhh no, no. Looking good :$"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/51.jpg

Always that spot round the back where your tongue *just* can't reach

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/52.jpg

"Ahhhh yeah I can see it, it's right at the back there. Lemme get some floss"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/53.jpg

YOUR dental hygiene champion

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/54.jpg

"Stay in school kids. Dental school ;)"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/41.jpg

Unfortunately for Kurt, Mark Henry hadn't quite grasped the intricacies of "ok loosen your boot like Eddie did at WM 20"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/42.jpg

"Fucking...thing...come...off!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/45.jpg

At that moment, Kurt knew he had blown it. He had forgotten the lighter.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/40.jpg

"Does this chair look slightly damaged to you?"

"Damn, that is one messed up chair"

"Messed up like YOUR FACE!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/43.jpg

While the ref attempted to cover the shame of having a starfish pattern in his hair, Kurt tried some precision chair moulding

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/44.jpg

When you're the World's Strongest Man, you'd think you could get rid of cramp by yourself

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/38.jpg

"AAAAAAAAADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/39.jpg

The sole photographer dared to move in closer to observe the specimen, Olympicus Herous, in its natural habitat

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/46.jpg

For daring to venture too close, the photographer is unfortunately vaporised

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/48.jpg

These creatures are extremely territorial and should be approached with caution

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/49.jpg

"Can we interest you in Jesus?"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/47.jpg

"TREMBLE YE SINNERS FOR THE DAY OF JUDGMENT IS AT....uh....line?"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/12.jpg

"You know at first I was skeptical, but look...yogic flying works!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/13.jpg

The game of charades was going well

"Oh come on, easy, that's Airplane"

"Fuck"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/16.jpg

"Reservoir Dogs"

"Dammit"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/14.jpg

"Passion of the Christ"

"Oh come ON"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/17.jpg

Trish advised it probably wasn't a good idea to attempt Brokeback Mountain

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/15.jpg

The call came in on Mickey's earpiece - the CIA needed her to go undercover at the Playboy Mansion. Jealousy ensued.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/09.jpg

There were easier ways to find out what someone thought of your new anti-persperant

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/18.jpg

Paul's trick of balancing on the turnbuckle with his head drew rave reviews

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/11.jpg

Kid Kash's air violin and London's breakdancing tragically could never co-exist

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/10.jpg

Gregory Helms - Crotch-Stomper
Mr. Monday Morning
01-31-2006, 06:05 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/07.jpg

"Nobody's crotch is safe from Gregory Helms. Except maybe Shane's, damn that is a mess down there."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/01.jpg

Everyone was in shock at there being someone even less talented and deserving than JBL

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/05.jpg

"Do I have something in my teeth?"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/06.jpg

"Ah crap I do, don't I? Can you just help me get it out a minute? Jeez stop screaming already..."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/03.jpg

"DENTAL HYGIEEEEEEEEEENE!"
My Final Heaven
01-31-2006, 08:52 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/25.jpg
Rey: Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Grrrrr....

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/34.jpg
...RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.....

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/38.jpg
...RRRRAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/53.jpg
John Cena - WWE Champion, or Deliverance Hillbilly Wannabe? You make the call.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/56.jpg
Cena: & see, this growth just showed up a week or two ago, & I have no idea what it is or where it came from!
Edge: *whispers* You didn't sleep with him, did you?
Lita: :shifty:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/55.jpg
John Cena channels the spirit of WWE "Legend" Jean-Pierre LaFeitte.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/22.jpg
Orton: Hey, Looky, Hunter! I'm Scott Hall!
Hunter: :lol:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/12.jpg
Sure, she looked all hot & sexy with her panty flash now. But in about 3 seconds, when she finishes doing her impression of Sid at WCW Sin, you're gonna change your tune.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/16.jpg
Why didn't anybody TELL me they were remaking "Clan of the Cave Bear"?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/14.jpg
Ashley: Ok, now who am I?
Mickie: Chris Masters jumping out of an airplane!
Ashley: Damn, you're good!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/17.jpg
Mickey: This how you do it?
Chris Jericho in drag: No, no, no, grab both legs, then turn her over!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/09.jpg
"Damn that Cena, AH'M tha only deliverance hillbilleh in these here parts!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/05.jpg
That Boogeyman sure loves his Arby's Curly Fries.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/06.jpg
Hey, watch this! I learned it from that kid in Big Daddy!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/03.jpg
"Sloth Love Chunk!!!"
loopydate
01-31-2006, 09:59 PM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/36.jpg

REY: Hey, is that an anvil?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/28.jpg

Even though it made no sense whatsoever, the crowd absolutely lost it when RVD took out Nick Patrick with a tope.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/26.jpg

Bobby Lashley, last of the WWE Juniors.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/29.jpg

RVD: Dude, we are so fired.

REY: Yeah, but it's totally worth it.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/27.jpg

We all expected Nick Dinsmore to come back with a new gimmick, sure. But as a faith healer?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/21.jpg

HHH: Hey, wait, is that Mabel?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/30.jpg

MNM and Road Warrior Animal learned the hard way that during his time away, RVD had grown a third leg.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/23.jpg

HHH: The baby's black?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/24.jpg

VINCE [thinking]: Hmm, coming down to the ring during the Rumble. This seems familiar somehow... Why do my legs hurt?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/31.jpg

VINCE: GESUNDHEIT, DAMMIT!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/20.jpg

Sadly, Shane wasn't very good at "Catch Shawn As He Falls From The Rafters."

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/32.jpg

They were talented, but Randy and Shane couldn't help but think that their barbershop quartet was missing something.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/19.jpg

The Invisible Crucifix was one thing, but Triple H went too far when he created the Invisible Gallows.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/22.jpg

MARK COPANI: Wait, how come they can do that?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/25.jpg

The look on Rey's face says it all. Of all the times for the Butterfly Effect to kick in...

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/34.jpg

Rey, Rey, Rey of the Invisible Hanglider, much smaller than most! Watch out for that post! Watch out for that [Tarzan yell] pooooooooooooooost!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/33.jpg

Nick Patrick, inaugural member of the Rey Mysterio Kiss My Ass Club.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/55.jpg

HEYMAN: Yeah, that's great Vince, but the beauty of the ECW elevated ramp was that it was the same height as the ring. That's why my guys didn't keep...uh...dying.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/56.jpg

CENA: Yo, either a you seen my eyeball?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/51.jpg

LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHIN'!

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CENA: Suppose you're refillin' your fish tank. [Hums] And then someone says "Hey, look over there, it's Marissa Tomei urinating on Jim Morrison's grave!"

EDGE: Help... me...

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CENA: THE CHAMP IS H-- Hey, where's everybody going?

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And Cena wonders why he can't keep his pants up.

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A clip from the upcoming Saw 3.

JIGSAW: Kurt, I'm too tired to come up with some horrible, grotesque way of punishing you. So I'm just going to have a fat guy stand on you for a while.

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It may not have been what he got into wrestling for, but at least he had a purpose. If you can consider popping hosses' dislocated kneecaps back into socket a "purpose."

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KURT: Ow. Owie ow... Oh, fuck, that hurts.

MARK: What happened?

KURT: My thumb... is... stuck...

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KURT: No, I hit you, then you sell it!

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KURT: Better. Mark?

MARK: ...

KURT: Vince is going to kill me.

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The fact that Mark Henry needed two people to help him complete a somersault still didn't deter Vince from pushing him to the moon.

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Can you find the hidden smiley face?

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Somewhere, Tom Welling and Maggie Grace gasped. "Here we go again!"

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When he heard that there had been an Arab at ringside, GWB ordered an immediate napalm strike. According to a Fox News report, there were no civilian casualties.

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The Grand Wizard was pissed. How come that [The rest of this caption has been censored as an act of good taste. Rest assured it had something to do with the KKK and Mark Henry's title shot. We now resume the Royal Rumble Captions already in progress...]

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UDNERTAKER: BOOGIE BOOGIE BOOGIE!

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MICKIE: She theeks I'b cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!

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Once again, Stevie Richards' interference is thwarted.

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Somewhere, Harpo Marx is rolling over in his grave.

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Ashley's mid-air Hogan impression was always a big hit.

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MICKIE: What? Nobody told me groping was illegal!

ASHLEY: [Gasp] I'll allow it!

TRISH: Hey, I'm the referee here.

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MICKIE: Oh, my God, hi! Yeah, you too! Listen, this like isn't a good time for me, so can I call you back?

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NOBLE: STOP BITING!

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CRUISERS: Ooooooooh! The Claw! Paul has been chosen!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/11.jpg

Ouch. No, not the spin kick. I've never seen a testicle spontaneously combust.

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HELMS: I'm a what?

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HELMS: And remember, kids, when you're lobbying for a push, a little teeth can go a long way.

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After Boogeyman's wardrobe malfunction, JBL learned that the "myth" about black men is, in fact, true.

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JILLIAN: Uh, I think there's something wrong with your tongue.

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JILLIAN: No, I don't know what "snowball" means. Why do you ask?

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Mola Ram wins. Fatality.
Kane Knight
01-31-2006, 11:58 PM
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Rey Mysterio joins the Nation of Domination


http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/28.jpg

When they found out Brock was returning, they pitched in to remove all internet references.


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Show: I like your Hodowns
Lashley: I like what you do buffets

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/29.jpg

"I found a ticklish spot!"


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"High five!"
"Eugene! No!"


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Masters: *zap* It really *zap* is *zap* electric.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/30.jpg


Mercury: Forgot the glue?
Nitro: Yup.


http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/23.jpg

"God, is that you?"


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Vince tried to explain the Christian parables in Narnia, but Shawn didn't get it.




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Even Shane was mortified by his mother's interpretation of "Othello."


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Randy: Nuh Uh! That's not how you do a Flash Kick!


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Mark Henry and Rey Mysterio switched brains, a transition which made Mark hungry.

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"It really does taste like chicken!"


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"I'm King of the little people...I mean...World!"


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Bushwacker Mysterio.


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Having drawn poorly of late, it was John's punishment to clean O'Haire's cage.


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Cena: You're looking awful purdddy...
Edge: Please be talking about Lita...
Cena: Hells no!



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Unwilling to lose clean, Edge used his psychic powers to melt Cena's face.


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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of internet fans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.


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Since his gay rapper gimmick failed horribly, WWE management decided to turn Cena into a midget. You can see John here, carrying Triple H's championship ring.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/41.jpg


Ironically, what Mark Henry is doing to the camera is basically what WWE is doing to us.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/42.jpg

"I'll teach you to munch on my foot!"

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Even when fellating a big black guy, Angle has the class to tickle his ass.


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Here we see an example of time-space distortion as Angle approaches Mark Henry's event horizon.


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Nitro: Found it.


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Henry: When I'm on top, I last longer than a three count.
Angle: When you're on top, I'm no longer three dimensional.


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Jesus walks among us.


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"You found which video?"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/49.jpg

"Ahm gonna lynch sum neeggers.

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"Peace be with you!"
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"Are you sure you lost your contact in the ring?"

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"What do you mean, 'that's not how babies are made?' "


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George Bush...Cruiserweigth contender.


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The entire CW division sunk. How can you compete with Spider-Man?



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"Pssst...He's a homo!"

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"Who farted?"



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Well, you can't have Spider-Man without Venom.


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Seconds later, Indiana Jones would run in to set up Jones/Mola Ram at Wrestlemania.
Corkscrewed
02-01-2006, 01:10 AM
Haven't seen others. Sorry for any copycats.



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Rey continues his spiritual ways when he dedicates his entire Royal Rumble match to Sean O'Haire.


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'Just great,' Carlito thought. 'Out of all the people in the damn ring, I'm the one who finds the ring spot Rhino worked on...'

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Lashley wasn't sure how he'd snare this one. This would prove to be his greatest challenge yet...


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You know HHH is starting to lose it when he tries to throw a guy over the top rope and ends up "Goldberging" himself on the corner post.

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REY, EUGENE, & RVD: "How do you like being under the glass ceiling now, BITCH!!!"

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No one was quite sure why Masters decided to bring his novelty giant raisin to the ring.

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"Potheads don't just fall out of the sky, ya know..."

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"What?! PREGNANT????"

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Even Vince found that story about Steph getting jungle fever (http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1174659#post1174659) to be mildly disturbing...

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VINCE: "Gimme my money man!!! Where's my money, huh? You stiffing me, man! I don't like it! Gimme my money!"

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SHANE: "Where's your god now???"

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That Shane, even able to take the time to walk his invisible dog.

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Backstage, Vince scratched his head. This wasn't exactly the order he'd pictured his stars elevated.

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Orton was sent to carry the Rey Rey Bot backstage after it malfunctioned following its 495,828th match dediction to Eddie.

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Try as he might, Rey just couldn't land that part in King Kong.

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"Ooooh, a peso!"

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If Cena on strings didn't prove he was merely a wooden puppet, nothing would!

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LITA: "No! I must cover my nakedness!!!"
CENA: "Erm... you're wearing a top."
LITA: "Oh."
EDGE: (thinking) 'Awesome, now no one will notice my awful hair day!"

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Cena's STF may be shoddy, but his Banshee Scream resulted in immediate submission.

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See above.

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Cena may have won the belt, but he was unprepared for his next challenger: The 500 MPH Super Air Blowing Fan.


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Why in the world the photographer only wanted to photograph Henry's butt I'll never know.

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"Shoes! Shoes! I must have your chocolate shoes!!!"

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It was a sad day for the wrestling community when Mark Henry managed to make Kurt Angle his bitch.


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KURT: "LOOK AT THIS CHAIR!!! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO SIT ON A CHAIR???"
MARK: "Boohoo hooo!!! I'm sorry!! I don't wanna see how me bent da chair!!!"


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"LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!"

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Not just a tremendous grappler, Kurt Angle was also a world class stretching trainer.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/38.jpg
For all the wrestling fans who needed physical proof Angle was god...


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Kurt couldn't believe Mark had tried to sit down again.


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TAKER: "I'm on a cheap aluminum chariot being pulled by a white horse. If this doesn't convince them I'm trailer trash, then nothing ever will."

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Taker's rendition of the YMCA was a huge hit with the fans.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/12.jpg
Mickie's version of the Harry Potter flying leap (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/harry_potter_and_the_goblet_of_fire/daniel_radcliffe/harryfire.jpg) resulted in the climax of voyeurs everywhere.

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Mickie loved playing airplane with Ashley!

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...not to mention underground boring machine.

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STEPH: Heh heh heh... and you thought they only made crucifixes for guys...

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TRISH: "Are you SURE you're just helping her stretch?"
MICKIE: "Okay, you got me. We were gonna have lesbian sex."
CROWD: :drool:


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Mickie's celebration was overshadowed by Trish wearing the hottest ref outfit ever.

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On days when Jamie didn't use Right Guard, this move was particularly devastating.

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"LASSSSHHHHLEEEEEEYY!!!!!"

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The starry porn censor was a little off the mark.

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HELMS: "I may be a homo, but at least I'm a champion homo!!!!"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/07.jpg
But then came the new champion congratulatory Steven Richards enema.

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This re-enactment of King Kong was particularly emotional.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/05.jpg
With the wizards at WETA, Kong could even be made to be a worm monster!!!!

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/06.jpg
Marty Wright does his best Kobe Bryant impersonation...
Corkscrewed
02-01-2006, 01:37 AM
IMPECCABLE:

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Finally...conclusive evidence that if you smoke too much pot, you see some strange things....

FRYZA:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/28.jpg

Chaos insued when Carlito lost his contact in the ring.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/20.jpg

HA-DO-KEN

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GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL


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The match stopped when Trish tested her fellow diva's US History knowledge, asking who the 13th President was.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/15.jpg

Even though Mickie answered with "John Adams", it was stil closer than Ashley's answer of "False".

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FATALITY.

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WWE Theater presents: JFK: The Musical

PORKSODA:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/16.jpg

Ashley: Are you my mommy?

YASHAMAGA:


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*Crossing the glass ceiling*

Cena: This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/06.jpg

Boogeyman loved shooting the cum-swapping scene of the porno

GOOD OL JG:

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Strong with the force is Eugene, but not that strong.

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Sure he had thrown Viscera over the top, but it was at this moment that Masters fully realised how Vis's landing would affect rapidly rising ocean tides in the Western Hemisphere.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/24.jpg
Halfway to the ring Vince realised that both his sanity and his pants were missing.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/25.jpg
Winning the Rumble was easy, defeating the giant fire-breathing dragon behind him? That's another story.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/33.jpg
Although exhausted, Mysterio finally conquered erectile disfunction.

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Cena couldn't believe it. After all the media attention, rap albums, mega-push and holding the title for 8 months, the fans who he failed to entertain any longer made him walk the plank.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/56.jpg
Edge: "No dude I swear! This time she's MY girlfriend!"

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Henry earns botch of the year status for his attempted top-rope springboard moonault.

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Undertaker: "Aaaaaaand Jazz hands."

XERO LIMIT 126:

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Rey: I'm helping daddy! YYYAAAAAYYY!
Rob: That was a good elimination, son. Now get the gun.

LOCK JAW:

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Even the ring ropes know to bow in the presence of Kurt Angle.

FOURFIFTY:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/20.jpg
Further proff that Lita taught Steven Richards how to do a powerbomb, and she taught HBK how to sell it.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/34.jpg
New from WWE films, "The Passion of the Mexican"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/01.jpg
To replace the lost mole, JBL now has a whore growing out of his chest.

ROADWARRIORSLOD:

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Ashley: Bark
Mickie: Meow
Ashley: Bark
Mickie: Meow
This went on until animal control showed up

MR. MONDAY MORNING:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/28.jpg

Things were going pretty good for RVD until he tripped over Carlito's hair

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/45.jpg

At that moment, Kurt knew he had blown it. He had forgotten the lighter.

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"Can we interest you in Jesus?"

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/15.jpg

The call came in on Mickey's earpiece - the CIA needed her to go undercover at the Playboy Mansion. Jealousy ensued.

LOOPYDATE:

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/36.jpg

REY: Hey, is that an anvil?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/26.jpg

Bobby Lashley, last of the WWE Juniors.

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RVD: Dude, we are so fired.

REY: Yeah, but it's totally worth it.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/27.jpg

We all expected Nick Dinsmore to come back with a new gimmick, sure. But as a faith healer?

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HEYMAN: Yeah, that's great Vince, but the beauty of the ECW elevated ramp was that it was the same height as the ring. That's why my guys didn't keep...uh...dying.

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A clip from the upcoming Saw 3.

JIGSAW: Kurt, I'm too tired to come up with some horrible, grotesque way of punishing you. So I'm just going to have a fat guy stand on you for a while.

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MICKIE: What? Nobody told me groping was illegal!

ASHLEY: [Gasp] I'll allow it!

TRISH: Hey, I'm the referee here.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/15.jpg

MICKIE: Oh, my God, hi! Yeah, you too! Listen, this like isn't a good time for me, so can I call you back?

KANE KNIGHT:

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When they found out Brock was returning, they pitched in to remove all internet references.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/26.jpg

Show: I like your Hodowns
Lashley: I like what you do buffets

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/53.jpg

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of internet fans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/45.jpg

Even when fellating a big black guy, Angle has the class to tickle his ass.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/40.jpg

Here we see an example of time-space distortion as Angle approaches Mark Henry's event horizon.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/49.jpg

"Ahm gonna lynch sum neeggers.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/photos1/17.jpg

"What do you mean, 'that's not how babies are made?' "
Corkscrewed
02-01-2006, 01:39 AM
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EDGE: "Hey! Hey! Check it out! This is me in an '80s moment! :rofl: "
Tommy T
02-02-2006, 04:49 AM
RVD- go back home Satian
HHH- Ahh whats haperning the Meximidget is taller than me
Eugene- Stroke the hair, stroke the hair
Mcmahon in the back- Stroke? Not Jerratt agian
Tommy T
02-02-2006, 04:52 AM
Orton- Have you sat in something
Shane- No I upset Dad earlier
Orton- Stop prancing round then its driping all over the ring
OR
Orton gets bored with the rumble and imagines flair naked
Corkscrewed
02-02-2006, 05:26 AM
Um... you could just quote the original post instead of attaching the file...
Xero
02-02-2006, 08:15 AM
Or copy the source and use the img tag...
Tommy T
02-03-2006, 08:57 AM
Sorry new 2 the forums I ll try doing it the way you suggest
darkangel131
02-03-2006, 09:55 PM
Didn't read any captions, so, sorry if I repeat anything.

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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... a homo. :'(

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Vince: "Three cards are in a hat. One is red on both sides, one is white on both sides, and one is red on one side and white on the other. I draw a card from the hat, and drop it on the table. The upward-facing side is red. What are the odds that the downward-facing side is also red?"
Shawn: :?: