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Dorkchop
01-31-2006, 11:13 PM
Your ideas are always too awesome and I agree with them too often. Stop posting them because it makes me sad that the WWE will never allow any of them to happen. The sad thing is that they're perfectly believable, and would make for better shows.

Boondock Saint
01-31-2006, 11:22 PM
He also posts with perfect grammar and punctuation, I've noticed.

Dorkchop
01-31-2006, 11:57 PM
He also posts with perfect grammar and punctuation, I've noticed.

He's like me done right.

Afterlife
02-01-2006, 01:40 AM
I do enjoy his brain. Like a tasty sandwich made of whole wheat bread and 100 proof genius. If he was a chick and I wasn't gay, I'd be all up on that shit.

Afterlife
02-01-2006, 01:42 AM
And if he was in Ohio.

DaVe
02-01-2006, 01:44 AM
I think it is because he is Australian and is a Kane mark.

RP
02-01-2006, 01:57 AM
I do enjoy his brain. Like a tasty sandwich made of whole wheat bread and 100 proof genius. If he was a chick and I wasn't gay, I'd be all up on that shit.


wait.. what?

darkpower
02-01-2006, 02:00 AM
Alienoid06.................................06

Afterlife
02-01-2006, 02:17 AM
wait.. what?

What what?

D Mac
02-01-2006, 03:58 AM
Alienoid>Vince :y:

Mr. Nerfect
02-01-2006, 04:00 AM
Thank you all, for riding my dick. :shifty:

Nah, I seriously appreciate the compliments, and as much as Vince doesn't like to admit it, there are some good ideas floating around the internet that we would love to see him steal.

Chavo Classic
02-01-2006, 04:13 AM
I like how Alenoid's ideas are planned over shows and PPVs and seem to have a long term schedule. It's not just a clusterfuck of ideas, they've actually been premeditated and plotted with intent.

It's a bit like how I plan my own stories. When I have trouble sleeping I'll create stories and angles which incorporate the television and PPV schedules. For example, "...then Carlito would attack and injure Shelton, and Shelton would be off camera for three Raws until a PPV when he'd come back and take out Carlito in his chapionship match and cost him the belt, setting up five or six weeks of an angle until the next big PPV..."

Londoner
02-01-2006, 08:41 AM
Some of alienoids ideas are quite good and well thought out, though some are a bit ridiculous imo.

Mr. Nerfect
02-01-2006, 04:23 PM
Some of alienoids ideas are quite good and well thought out, though some are a bit ridiculous imo.

LOL Paul London, Val Venis or Chavo Guerrero winning the Royal Rumble are probably good examples of those.

Skippord
02-01-2006, 07:02 PM
I do enjoy his brain. Like a tasty sandwich made of whole wheat bread and 100 proof genius. If he was a chick and I wasn't gay, I'd be all up on that shit.

If your gay he doesnt need to be a chick :wtf:

hb2k
02-01-2006, 09:32 PM
*Reps Alienoid on general principle*

















*And for his tight ass*

Skippord
02-01-2006, 09:37 PM
I hereby nominate this the gayest thread in the Wrestling forum
















And the hottest

Loose Cannon
02-01-2006, 09:58 PM
Thank you all, for riding my dick.

ROFL. Heel Alienoid. Markout moment of the year.

Mr. Nerfect
02-02-2006, 12:19 AM
I dislike John Cena's character.

[/unexplained face turn]

Skippord
02-02-2006, 12:27 AM
I dislike Christopher Daniels in ring performance

[/heel turn]

freerock1.com
02-02-2006, 01:49 AM
Alienoid is the man. Seriously, bro, have you ever thought about trying to get into the business?

Afterlife
02-02-2006, 05:14 PM
If your gay he doesnt need to be a chick :wtf:

Yes, but if I'm gay and he's not, then he'd be uncomfortable with my come-ons, so he'd need to be a girl, but then she'd be like "Why are you flirting with me, mate? I heard you were gay," so then I'd be like, "Fuck, she's right," so then I'd have to be not gay for it to work out. And then we could be in love forever. And nobody would be creeped out by any of this, because they wouldn't be thinking "This sick little monkey is an obsessive, stalking homo freak."

And Val Venis will sing at my funeral.

Skippord
02-02-2006, 05:32 PM
Alienoid is gay

[/continual heel turn]

Mr. Nerfect
02-02-2006, 09:49 PM
Alienoid is gay

[/continual heel turn]

Skippord is gay with me.
[/tag team heel heat]

*Three months later at our wedding*

Wait, wait, wait...we're not gay!
[/cop-out face turn]

Skippord
02-03-2006, 12:38 AM
I am gay *beats down Alienoid with new tag team partner SADISTIC*

[/Major heel heet]

.44 Magdalene
02-03-2006, 10:16 PM
I'm the Critic!

[/Zero crowd reaction]

Nervous Ferret
02-03-2006, 10:27 PM
LOL that vid of Kane and the kid going AHGHGHGHG ITS KANE AHHH and LC was like, ROFL its Alienoid.. LOLz

Mr. Nerfect
02-04-2006, 04:58 AM
I'm the Critic!

[/Zero crowd reaction]

*Selects The Critic to be my substitute in my feud against Skippord, as I am still hurt from the vicious, yet highly erotic steel chair beat-down Skippord gave me two posts up.*

Skippord
02-04-2006, 05:23 AM
*seduces the Critic into jobbing and then doesnt deliver teh sex but does deliver a vicious SuperKick to the Dick for the 1 2 3*

[/tweener]

Afterlife
02-04-2006, 05:41 PM
*Puts Alienoid's injured body in a burlap sack and locks him up in a boiler room, then shoots promo via Titantron on Skippord's inability to keep his partner 'happy'. Promises to make a REAL partner out of said kidnapee and berates Skippord's manhood and prowess to a further extent, followed with maniacal laughter.*

[/confused murmur from crowd]

Chavo Classic
02-04-2006, 06:25 PM
What?

[/confused]

Skippord
02-04-2006, 08:08 PM
*Puts Alienoid's injured body in a burlap sack and locks him up in a boiler room, then shoots promo via Titantron on Skippord's inability to keep his partner 'happy'. Promises to make a REAL partner out of said kidnapee and berates Skippord's manhood and prowess to a further extent, followed with maniacal laughter.*

[/confused murmur from crowd]

*Vomits*

[/Uncomfortable silence from the crowd]

D Mac
02-04-2006, 08:45 PM
I am gay *beats down Alienoid with new tag team partner SADISTIC*

[/Major heel heet]


*Jake Plummer enters*

Crowd: "YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK*

*Trent Green then appears and hits him with a chair shot*

Crowd cheers.

*Green then hoists his newly won Super Bowl trophy over his head*

[/WWE meets NFL]

Skippord
02-05-2006, 12:47 AM
*Trent Green gets knocked the fuck out by Chris Sabin who then gives the trophy to Darrent Williams who then runs away from anyone on the Chiefs team and cannot be caught*

[/WWE meets TNA meets NFL]