Lance Storm's sure-fire way to prevent laughing on camera!

[Xero]

Q: Hey Lance, about 2 years ago there was a question asking you how you kept from laughing in your segment with goldust. You said you have a trick but weren't ready to share it yet. Are you willing to spill the beans yet?

A: I wanted to save this for my book, because it should get me a ton of heat, but here it goes. I’m completely serious here, I’m not ribbing. I would visualize Lex Luger matches in my head, and think about how much more money he made than me, and I found after that nothing seemed funny anymore. Sorry Lex!

Source: http://www.stormwrestling.com/020206.html

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL

[kinglacoste]

i seriously did laugh out loud

[Kane Knight]

Storm is God.

[Cool King]

:lol:

[ddpBANG]

I was gonna laugh, but then I started thinking about Lex Luger matches.

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO. Lance Storm! :love:

[Blitz]

Storm is God.

[Joey Slugs]

I was gonna laugh, but then I started thinking about Lex Luger matches.

:y:

[Disturbed316]

Hahaha

[Afterlife]

That's hilarious.

[Rob]

Storm is God.

:y:

[Skippord]

Lance owns all

[JT]

:rofl:

[Mr. JL]

:lol:

[FourFifty]

:lol: I gotta remember that trick at work... my boss is a moron who does nothing, and gets paid more than me... I can't help but laughing when I'm trying rib someone.

[Kane Knight]

:lol: I gotta remember that trick at work... my boss is a moron who does nothing, and gets paid more than me... I can't help but laughing when I'm trying rib someone.

I just picture the White Stripes as a success. Stone faced like you wouldn't believe.

[SuperSlim]

Lance is awesome

[kinglacoste]

I just picture the White Stripes as a success. Stone faced like you wouldn't believe.
so kane knight is better then the white stripes?

[Kane Knight]

so kane knight is better then the white stripes?

I'm not even a drummer and I can drum better than Meg White.

I also know how to mic a drumkit and can keep time.

Further, I know how to make a "low fi" record that doesn't sound like shit. Or, at least, I know the differrence between the two.

[Taker Fan]

LOL. Lance is awesome

[Nervous Ferret]

Lance is awesomegood to see you still contribute just as much as always

[kinglacoste]

I'm not even a drummer and I can drum better than Meg White.

I also know how to mic a drumkit and can keep time.

Further, I know how to make a "low fi" record that doesn't sound like shit. Or, at least, I know the differrence between the two.
i guess the only thing you dont know how to do is sell millions of cd's like they do.

[Skippord]

I'm not even a drummer and I can drum better than Meg White.

I also know how to mic a drumkit and can keep time.

Further, I know how to make a "low fi" record that doesn't sound like shit. Or, at least, I know the differrence between the two.

Yeah the White Stripes suck ass

[Blitz]

I'm not even a drummer and I can drum better than Meg White.

I also know how to mic a drumkit and can keep time.

Further, I know how to make a "low fi" record that doesn't sound like shit. Or, at least, I know the differrence between the two.

:heart:

[kinglacoste]

Seriously Kane you should make a cd for tpww.net and sell it to everybody here. Im sure I could find $15 in the console of my car. Hell I might buy 2. I would like to hear some of your stuff.

[Kane Knight]

i guess the only thing you dont know how to do is sell millions of cd's like they do.

Interestingly enough, that was the parallel I was drawing to LAnce Storm's statement. In other words, you have stated that which should have been plainfully, blatantly obvious to everyone involved.

Do you want a cookie, or what?

[Skippord]

so kane knight is better then the white stripes?

A fucking Rock is better than the White Stripes

[kinglacoste]

hey im no white stripes fan. im not going to knock them though. they must be doing something right

[Kane Knight]

Yeah the White Stripes suck ass

Preach on, brotha!

TESTICL...I mean, TESTIFY!

But hey, I guess anyone can get over with a gimmick. I swear, I'm going to stick a microphone in my toilet and record all my vocals while flushing. with the "retro" garage band craze that they've started, people will equate this with quality music because the quality of the music is inversely proportional to the quality of the recording.

I mean, just because Frank Black can record live to 2 track AND sound competent doesn't mean we can expect a half competent recording from the saviors of rock...:D

[Kane Knight]

hey im no white stripes fan. im not going to knock them though. they must be doing something right

It certainly isn't their ability to play. :)

[kinglacoste]

It certainly isn't their ability to play. :)
what are they doing then to sell millions. somebody has got to be buying that crap

[Kane Knight]

what are they doing then to sell millions. somebody has got to be buying that crap

Again, you are stating that which is blatantly obvious. Not only that, but it was the point to begin with.

So...Do you want the cookie or not?

[Blitz]

what are they doing then to sell millions. somebody has got to be buying that crap

Hipsters.

[kinglacoste]

hey lets hear what you got

[Kane Knight]

Hipsters.

What? You mean to say that if a trend is declared, people will buy ba dmusic? Idefy you to name one example!

[kinglacoste]

im sure everybody would like to hear what you got.........ok PLEASE

[Kane Knight]

You're dodging the cookie question.

[Kane Knight]

Are you anti-cookie?

[kinglacoste]

cookie for the music? deal

[Blitz]

I will take said cookie.

[Kane Knight]

Moo-sick?

[kinglacoste]

i guess not

[Kane Knight]

I will take said cookie.

Fine, but only because king is being uncooperative.

[Kane Knight]

Seriously, what music? Am I some sort of musician or something? :?:

[Xero]

Make sure that cookies has a click tracker.

[Skippord]

KK wishes he were Meg White

[kinglacoste]

Seriously, what music? Am I some sort of musician or something? :?:
LEt me explain my stance.

If I were to ever go into wrestling, it would not be for the cash. While it'd be nice to be a millionaire, I'd rather have something that I can look back at without going, "Holy fuck, that was gayer than Eminem!"

Keep in mind I'm a musician. I will probably spend the rest of my life shlepping a day job and then working nights in shitty dives, smoky bars, and lame clubs, because I'd rather make music than hit it big with no talent (See also: White Stripes, Boy bands, 99% of rap acts in the last 10 years, and anyone else who is all about show and no music). Why would I be different as a wrestler? Why would I rather study under Brittney Spears if I could get Brian Fucking May or John Fucking Lennon?

Fuck the money, I have 90% of what I want and need in life as it is. At the end of the day, I'd be happier knowing I put on good matches than I'd be knowing I made millions because my fanbase is too retarded to see I'm all sizzle and no steak.

So yeah. I'll take Kurt "Freakin'" Angle.
yeah

[Kane Knight]

I wouldn't mind her legs, but I'd rather not have a head as horribly misshapen as Rhiannon's.

[kinglacoste]

just one song

[Kane Knight]

LEt me explain my stance.

If I were to ever go into wrestling, it would not be for the cash. While it'd be nice to be a millionaire, I'd rather have something that I can look back at without going, "Holy fuck, that was gayer than Eminem!"

Keep in mind I'm a musician. I will probably spend the rest of my life shlepping a day job and then working nights in shitty dives, smoky bars, and lame clubs, because I'd rather make music than hit it big with no talent (See also: White Stripes, Boy bands, 99% of rap acts in the last 10 years, and anyone else who is all about show and no music). Why would I be different as a wrestler? Why would I rather study under Brittney Spears if I could get Brian Fucking May or John Fucking Lennon?

Fuck the money, I have 90% of what I want and need in life as it is. At the end of the day, I'd be happier knowing I put on good matches than I'd be knowing I made millions because my fanbase is too retarded to see I'm all sizzle and no steak.

So yeah. I'll take Kurt "Freakin'" Angle.
yeah

I defy you to find one portion of that that actually states definitively that I'm a musician.

[Kane Knight]

just one song

Which reminds me. Anyone still got the Lion song or the Moonax song on their computers?

[Kane Knight]

A-QED a-QED a-QED a-QED

[Shadow]

And once again...Lance proves just how serious he can be.

[Pinnacle Charisma]

I dont mind the white stripes. There is alot more shit out there worse than them

[Skippord]

Green Day God Dammit those fucks piss me off

[Pinnacle Charisma]

I like Green Day. I find thier music entertaining in an all too harsh world.

[Tornado]

I like The White Stripes.

[Bob Sanders]

if your opinions dont match Kane Knights. The terrorist win.

[Chavo Classic]

I liked Green Day now I find thier music <s>entertaining in an all too harsh world</s> shite.

[Pinnacle Charisma]

Thats not true Chavo

[Chavo Classic]

Boulevard of Broken Dreams vs. Warning or Good Riddance

I'd take their old stuff any day of the week.

[Skippord]

I'd rather get aids then listen to GreenDay for two hours

[The Heat]

:lol: Classic Storm.

[Kane Knight]

I dont mind the white stripes. There is alot more shit out there worse than them

Really? Because I can't think of a single other band where half the members can't play their instrument.

Even boy bands can sing. :)

[Kane Knight]

if your opinions dont match Kane Knights. The terrorist win.

You got that right.

[Just John]

haha, that is the shit

[.44 Magdalene]

Lol, yeah, I know alot of White Stripes fans and most of THEM even hate Meg White's drumming.

[Kane Knight]

Lol, yeah, I know alot of White Stripes fans and most of THEM even hate Meg White's drumming.

:D

Of course, most of the Stripes fans are also whining that the new record is "overproduced..." which is asinine, because it implies it was produced. :D

[Vastardikai]

White Stripes < Jucifer

[Kane Knight]

Whodat?

[Vastardikai]

Jucifer is:

A. 2 Piece band, like White Stripes.
B. Has the Wife Singing and Riffing, Husband Drumming.
C. Are quite a bit heavier.
D. From Athens, GA
E. Can actually play their instruments.

[Kane Knight]

Jucifer is:

A. 2 Piece band, like White Stripes.
B. Has the Wife Singing and Riffing, Husband Drumming.
C. Are quite a bit heavier.
D. From Athens, GA
E. Can actually play their instruments.

:lol: A two piece band that can actually play? Fucking A, you must be lying the Stripes are GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! Jucifer wishes they were the Stripes! ;)

[Bad News Gertner]

I'm not even a drummer and I can drum better than Meg White.

I also know how to mic a drumkit and can keep time.

Further, I know how to make a "low fi" record that doesn't sound like shit. Or, at least, I know the differrence between the two.

Outstanding Kane Knight post

[M-A-G]

fucking A Rock is better than the White Stripes

:shifty:

[Vastardikai]

Jucifer is:

A. 2 Piece band, like White Stripes.
B. Has the Wife Singing and Riffing, Husband Drumming.
C. Are quite a bit heavier.
D. From Athens, GA
E. Can actually play their instruments.

F. The movie "Sound of Metal" is loosely based on their career. (Drummer didn't go deaf, though. If you saw their set up, it wouldn't surprise you.)