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Xero
02-05-2006, 03:16 PM
http://pottymouthcole.ytmnsfw.com/

Cole goes off on a caller on his and Tazz's new show.

John la Rock
02-05-2006, 03:22 PM
lol is this for real?

UmbrellaCorporation
02-05-2006, 03:24 PM
ROFL

Just John
02-05-2006, 03:30 PM
lol never heard cole swear

PullMyFinger
02-05-2006, 03:31 PM
LMFAO

D Mac
02-05-2006, 03:38 PM
What a dick.

RGWhat316
02-05-2006, 03:38 PM
Wow, that is LOL.

Kane Knight
02-05-2006, 03:46 PM
LOL. The great white hope steps up!

The Greater Power
02-05-2006, 04:09 PM
HAHA LOL

St. Jimmy
02-05-2006, 04:12 PM
and what the fuck are you doin', what the fuck are you doin'?
i'm hosting a god-damned national television show,
and now i'm on a god-damned radio station at the invite
of howard stern, what the fuck are you doin'?
and you're listening to us now,
apparently you didn't hit the fuckin' mute switch tonight, asshole.

lmao. heel turn?

D Mac
02-05-2006, 04:14 PM
Anybody could whoop his ass.

Rob
02-05-2006, 04:21 PM
Go on Coleslaw! Don't you take shit from anyone.

Disturbed316
02-05-2006, 04:21 PM
What the fuck are you doing? What the fuck are you doing?

Anyone know what set Cole off?

St. Jimmy
02-05-2006, 04:24 PM
some caller was telling cole how he wishes Tazz was doing smackdown solo, and talking about he mutes SD! because of cole.

D Mac
02-05-2006, 04:26 PM
I agree with the caller.

Extreme Angle
02-05-2006, 04:28 PM
lol i find it funny that tazz and cole argue alot about things...
like melina's ankle on smackdown!

Funky Fly
02-05-2006, 05:20 PM
Ahahaha, Cole = Ratings

D Mac
02-05-2006, 05:22 PM
Ahahaha, Cole = Talentless

Funky Fly
02-05-2006, 05:23 PM
Shut up your mouth.

Disturbed316
02-05-2006, 05:25 PM
And know your role!

D Mac
02-05-2006, 05:26 PM
Any other announcer>Micheal Cole

darkpower
02-05-2006, 05:29 PM
AHAHAHAHA

Cole = Joey Porter

And it was the truth. If he really didn't want to listen to Cole, why the hell was he listening in on his radio show and blasting him.

By the way, I put JR on mute all the damn time. I wonder how HE would cuss ME out? :shifty:...Oh WAIT!!

Jim Ross to darkpower on radio show:
"OMGWTFBBQSAUCE!! YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME?!! STONE COLD, STONE COLD, STONE COLD IS GONNA WHUP YOUR ASS LIKE A FUCKIN' GOVERNMENT MULE!! PUTTING ME ON MUTE IS TOUGHER THAN A TWO DOLLAR STEAK, YOU KNOW!! DON'T CALL MY SHOW, YOU JEZEBEL!!"

darkpower
02-05-2006, 05:30 PM
Any other announcer><strike>Micheal Cole</strike> Jim Ross

loopydate
02-05-2006, 05:31 PM
Any other announcer>Micheal Cole

* Offer not valid when discussing Tony Schiavone, Steve "Mongo" McMichael, that guy who did color at KOTR 1994, Don West, D'Lo Brown, or post-2001 Jim Ross.

Cool King
02-05-2006, 05:35 PM
LOL.

Cole sure has a short fuse. A guy says he mutes it when he talks and he goes insane.:lol:

Kane Knight
02-05-2006, 07:06 PM
Stephen Hawking could whoop his ass.

Boondock Saint
02-05-2006, 07:47 PM
LOL

Loose Cannon
02-05-2006, 07:49 PM
LOL, I almost wanna not believe this

Y3J
02-05-2006, 08:20 PM
LOL, that was so damn funny.

Cole owned that little twat.

Rob
02-05-2006, 08:22 PM
Seriously, when Cole is emotional, he is a better announcer than Joey Styles or Jim Ross (now, not back when Ross was the man).

Cool King
02-05-2006, 08:25 PM
Seriously, when Cole is emotional, he is a better announcer than Joey Styles.

OH MY GOD!

:p

IMO, anyone is better than Styles.

Kane Knight
02-05-2006, 08:28 PM
Seriously, when Cole is emotional, he is a better announcer than Joey Styles or Jim Ross (now, not back when Ross was the man).

Indeed. Too bad he's normally a stoic boy band wannabe.

Rob
02-05-2006, 08:42 PM
Hey I'd be like that too if I had to announce Smackdown every week. I can't watch 20 minutes of it now.

Thank you Lord for giving us the UFC.

Kane Knight
02-05-2006, 08:54 PM
I'd be like that if I had to sell the Undertaker as soemthign more than a redneck in a hat.

Kane Knight
02-05-2006, 09:03 PM
And Hell, if I had to put over the rest of the product, I'd be doing lines of coke off of Taz's back.

Blitz
02-05-2006, 09:08 PM
A broken smoke alarm>Micheal Cole

mrslackalack
02-05-2006, 09:19 PM
* Offer not valid when discussing Tony Schiavone, Steve "Mongo" McMichael, that guy who did color at KOTR 1994, Don West, D'Lo Brown, or post-2001 Jim Ross.

You forgot Lita, who botched commentating just like wrestling.

Kane Knight
02-05-2006, 09:21 PM
The only thing that would shock me about Lita is if she actually botched botching.

Xero
02-05-2006, 09:25 PM
What if she botched botching a planned botched botch?

.44 Magdalene
02-05-2006, 09:31 PM
The only thing that would shock me about Lita is if she actually botched botching.

I like to think that that's what she does everytime she succeeds at something. That way, in my mind, every single action she ever takes is a botch and I can feel much better about the jokes.

V
02-05-2006, 11:50 PM
lol poor cole, he's sick of all the wrestlers showing tazz respect and not him, when someone who he can actually talk back to does it, he explodes :lol:

hilarious hearing him say that stuff tho

"hey listen fuckhead"

Kane Knight
02-06-2006, 12:11 AM
I feel bad for the guy. He's not great, but Taz is phoning it in most of the time too. To worship one and complain about the other...

St. Jimmy
02-06-2006, 01:33 AM
What if she botched botching a planned botched botch?

wouldn't that be enough to open a hole in the time-space continuim?

:shifty: QUICKLY! TO THE WOOL-DELOREAN!

Vastardikai
02-06-2006, 07:52 AM
I feel bad for the guy. He's not great, but Taz is phoning it in most of the time too. To worship one and complain about the other...

The thing is, I wouldn't complain about Taz, because he wouldn't cuss me out: He'd CHOKE me out... ;)

Batsu
02-06-2006, 09:30 AM
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! LMFAO!!!!

owenbrown
02-06-2006, 09:35 AM
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Kane Knight
02-06-2006, 10:34 AM
The thing is, I wouldn't complain about Taz, because he wouldn't cuss me out: He'd CHOKE me out... ;)

That is NOT a sanctioned wrestling move, and I would not count it as an official defeat. ;)

The Fitz
02-06-2006, 01:25 PM
I don't give a fuck, Cole is the man.

Just John
02-06-2006, 01:30 PM
I think its pretty cool he stood up for himself, I woulda thought he would just cut the guy off.

Gone Mad
02-06-2006, 01:56 PM
LOL hilarious just hearing Cole go off. But yeah, Cole is the man and his WWE profile helps show that too.

BTW I think Cole should make that his catchphrase, the "Hey Listen, Fuckhead", or "Don't change that fuckin' channel, you're watching Smackdown!" Cole swearing = Ratings.

The Naitch
02-06-2006, 07:37 PM
Cole dropping the F-Bomb 30 times per episode = RATINGS

Ol Dirty Dastard
02-06-2006, 07:54 PM
lol the thing with Cole is it's tough to be a good announcer when your product is absolute feces, so Iunderstand him.

but LOL that was awesome.

Kane Knight
02-06-2006, 07:59 PM
lol the thing with Cole is it's tough to be a good announcer when your product is absolute feces, so Iunderstand him.

but LOL that was awesome.

Imagine if he came out and said that?

"Listen, asshole, you try sitting down and watching this shit every week, then acting enthusiastic about it! It's not easy pretending to give a fuck about this half-assed product, and I'm sure Taz agrees! Don't walk away, asshole! I know you've been p[honing it in for years! Fuck you too!"

ddpBANG
02-06-2006, 11:48 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
That's about right.

The Heat
02-07-2006, 01:12 AM
:lol: And we thought Cole was passive?

Chavo Classic
02-07-2006, 06:31 AM
LOL hilarious just hearing Cole go off. But yeah, Cole is the man and his WWE profile helps show that too.

Indeed, one look at his profile on wwe.com will show why Cole is definately the man. I actually wonder that with all his experience if he's actually suited for wrestling and is happy to be on Smackdown?

TerranRich
02-07-2006, 12:12 PM
THE FUCKING MICROPHOOOOOONE!!

FUCK!

Cole flipped out on more than one occasion during his Sirius show. I loved it. :lol:

Pepsi Man
02-07-2006, 12:24 PM
Actually, watching on Byte This when they replaced Grisham recently, Cole came across as quite an asshole, while Tazz came across as someone that understands where his paycheck comes from.

Triple A
02-07-2006, 05:56 PM
lol nice.

darkpower
02-09-2006, 12:38 AM
Actually, watching on Byte This when they replaced Grisham recently, Cole came across as quite an asshole, while Tazz came across as someone that understands where his paycheck comes from.

I'm sure if you were treated as a B team and everyone said that you were a horrible announcer over and over and over for 6 years straight without anyone even trying to give you a chance to improve (people still refer to his WM15 botch as if it was the next Montreal or something), I'm sure you would be quite the asshole, too.

Pepsi Man
02-09-2006, 10:51 AM
I'm sure if you were treated as a B team and everyone said that you were a horrible announcer over and over and over for 6 years straight without anyone even trying to give you a chance to improve (people still refer to his WM15 botch as if it was the next Montreal or something), I'm sure you would be quite the asshole, too.
Yeah, I think I'd quit my job before I acted like a dick to the people that pay for my lifestyle, to be honest. That's just me though.

Kane Knight
02-09-2006, 11:49 AM
Yeah, I think I'd quit my job before I acted like a dick to the people that pay for my lifestyle, to be honest. That's just me though.

I dunno. I liked Cole's approach.

owenbrown
02-09-2006, 11:51 AM
Cole officially RULES now :y: