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Scarface
02-05-2006, 04:29 PM
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/sheltonbenjamin/sheltonsmomma/

First the webpage, then the title. ;)
D Mac
02-05-2006, 04:31 PM
Just to let you all know I did'nt click there for mamma photos. :shifty:
Disturbed316
02-05-2006, 04:31 PM
Well if Cloe gets a webpage why not Momma?
Extreme Angle
02-05-2006, 04:38 PM
Just to let you all know I did'nt click there for mamma photos. :shifty:
where did you look then?
Xero
02-05-2006, 05:07 PM
She doesn't have a name?

Shelton's Momma's Momma: We shall call her... SHELTON'S MOMMA!

Shelton's Momma's Daddy: What if she doesn't call her son "Shelton"? Or doesn't even have a son?

Momma's Momma: I'll maker her!
D Mac
02-05-2006, 05:14 PM
Shelton's Momma's House
Sephiroth
02-05-2006, 06:01 PM
Was just thinking that Sheltons Momma and The Boogeyman would make a perfect couple.

Sheltons Momma: Benji baby, i have to tell you something.

Shelton: What is it, momma?

Sheltons Momma: You know how you always wondered about you're father and what happened to him...

Shelton: Erm...

Sheltons Momma: Well...The Boogeyman is ya daddy.

*Boogeyman walks in*

The Boogeyman: Luke...i mean Shelton, I'm am you're father.

:-\
Xero
02-05-2006, 06:03 PM
Shelton: So THAT'S why I get unexplainable cravings for worms...

Momma: No, you just liked to eat them as a kid...
Sephiroth
02-05-2006, 06:05 PM
:lol:
Kane Knight
02-05-2006, 07:04 PM
She doesn't have a name?

Shelton's Momma's Momma: We shall call her... SHELTON'S MOMMA!

Shelton's Momma's Daddy: What if she doesn't call her son "Shelton"? Or doesn't even have a son?

Momma's Momma: I'll maker her!

Coloured folk didn't have names until those uppity activists demanded equal rights.
Xero
02-05-2006, 07:05 PM
Vince: Fine, we'll call her Tabooloo McNignog Benjamin.

Funky: :foc:
Kane Knight
02-05-2006, 07:16 PM
Why would they name her after a white Canadian?
D Mac
02-05-2006, 07:19 PM
Shaquilla Franklin Benjamin
Xero
02-05-2006, 07:24 PM
Why would they name her after a white Canadian?
Funky's white? :shifty:
Anybody Thrilla
02-06-2006, 05:13 PM
Anybody remember that show Thea? I really thought a lot more people would.
FourFifty
02-06-2006, 05:30 PM
The sad thing is I could see Shelton's mom as women's champ, they could play on it for the Shelton/Flair deal 'till Mania.
It could start next week. Trish talks about how Shelton is a mama's boy, so Momma could call Trish out for a match. She's Shelton's mom, not a legit wrestler, so she CAN'T win... Not 'till the Mickey James total heel turn. Cheap shot behind the ref's back from Mickey, Momma gets the pin.
Next week Momma talks about how she has gold, and Shelton doesn't. "I'm not askin' more of ya than I'm doin'!" So she digs at Shelton every week about how she's a champion and he's not.

I think it'd work out. A week or so after Wrestlemania have Shelton's mom drop the title.
FourFifty
02-06-2006, 05:36 PM
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/sheltonbenjamin/sheltonsmomma/

First the webpage, then the title. ;)

And yet Goldust still doesn't have a page up...:'(
starfox8500
02-06-2006, 06:11 PM
Just to let you all know I did'nt click there for mamma photos. :shifty:

I did, I want that dark choclate all over my body...

JK..:shifty:

To self: I think they're on to me
Y3J
02-06-2006, 06:48 PM
The sad thing is I could see Shelton's mom as women's champ, they could play on it for the Shelton/Flair deal 'till Mania.
It could start next week. Trish talks about how Shelton is a mama's boy, so Momma could call Trish out for a match. She's Shelton's mom, not a legit wrestler, so she CAN'T win... Not 'till the Mickey James total heel turn. Cheap shot behind the ref's back from Mickey, Momma gets the pin.
Next week Momma talks about how she has gold, and Shelton doesn't. "I'm not askin' more of ya than I'm doin'!" So she digs at Shelton every week about how she's a champion and he's not.

I think it'd work out. A week or so after Wrestlemania have Shelton's mom drop the title.


Now that would be hilarious.