Official Raw Thread 02/06/06-The HHH Tourney Begins Tonight

[Corndad]

the fact on unlimited said HBK was in the first ppv ladder match, wasnt it the first period?

[ThruTheWire]

OH MY gOD TRIPLE H VOICE CRACK!

[Azriel]

:lol:@HHH

[Savio]

Cena is a lucky guy.

[darkpower]

By the way, I'm predicting that Big Show and Carlito will advance as well, setting up a rematch and a Carlito vs. Masters settling match.

[Blitz]

LOL at Trips.

[The Greater Power]

That HHH thing was awesome

[Skippord]

Cena is a lucky guy.

*son of a bitch

[PullMyFinger]

One day, I will drink milk and take a lot of roids and be really big like how Cena is so I can get girls like Maria all the time! =)

[Azriel]

I wonder how much convincing Punk had to allow that to happen? :lol:

[loopydate]

Probably a hell of a lot better than anything you will ever get close to...

:lol: Ya got me!

The way I see it, there's a difference between "hot" and "sexy." All hot women are sexy, but not all sexy women are hot.

"Sexy" is typified by a great body. You know, the stereotypical "dream" measurements and all that. Trim, athletic, but curving in the right places.

"Hot" is sexy, with the addition of a beautiful face.

Candice is sexy. Melina is sexy.

Trish, Torrie, Stacy, Mickie, and Maria are hot.

[Azriel]

This should be good, but it won't because of you know who

[Afterlife]

Shane screws HBK w/o attacking Big Show? But how?

[Kane Knight]

Vince on his knees. God, I'll never ogle another man again.

[ThruTheWire]

I wonder how much convincing Punk had to allow that to happen? :lol:

Probably not much since he has no say in anything. ;-d

[Azriel]

Couldnt have said it better myself loopy

What do you consider better?

[Kane Knight]

I wonder how much convincing Punk had to allow that to happen? :lol:

Cena's clearly a homosexual. Would you mind a fag kissing your GF?

[Blitz]

This should be good, but it won't because of you know who
Big Show? Vince? There's a few crappy variables in this match.

[loopydate]

the fact on unlimited said HBK was in the first ppv ladder match, wasnt it the first period?

Nope. He actually fought Bret Hart in a ladder match a year or so before that. Can't remember if it was on RAW, or if it was just for a Coliseum Video release.

[Vazz]

I think Candice Michelle has a gorgeous face and seems like a nice person. I kind of think Assley is a butterface though... :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

This is SO tired.

[Corndad]

So if HBK is retiring... why have this match and have Big Show advance?

[Afterlife]

Vince sounds like a rickety librarian when he says "shut up".

[McLegend]

Nope. He actually fought Bret Hart in a ladder match a year or so before that. Can't remember if it was on RAW, or if it was just for a Coliseum Video release.
It was a house show so probably coliseum video, but Bad News Brown and Bret had the first one ever in Stempede wrestling

[loopydate]

Couldnt have said it better myself loopy

What do you consider better?

I prefer hot, because it combines all the ideal physical attributes, but sexy is more accessible.

BTW, totally not paying any attention to this segment. Is Vince saying anything worthwhile.

[ThruTheWire]

I think Candice Michelle has a gorgeous face and seems like a nice person. I kind of think Assley is a butterface though... :shifty:

I think all the diva's have gorgeous faces and I would gladly bang the shit out of all of them.. in no particular order.

[Blitz]

Candace has a nice body, but I wouldn't consider her sexy.

[Blitz]

Didn't see the replacement coming...

[ThruTheWire]

BTW, totally not paying any attention to this segment. Is Vince saying anything worthwhile.

I seriously didn't listen to it either.

[Corndad]

Nope. He actually fought Bret Hart in a ladder match a year or so before that. Can't remember if it was on RAW, or if it was just for a Coliseum Video release.

Thank you rep for you sir.

[Kane Knight]

So if HBK is retiring... why have this match and have Big Show advance?

God hates us.

[darkpower]

Well, Vince doning what he does best: Fuck up good matches.

[Azriel]

Shawn's pissed. Go Shelton!

[darkpower]

HAHA!! Mamas boy chants on Unlimited.

[loopydate]

I don't know. Her nose is weird or something. Not saying that I wouldn't do it, I'm just saying that she would rate toward the bottom of my (for lack of a better term) "to-do" list.

[Kane Knight]

Well, Vince doning what he does best: bore us until our eyes bleed.

[loopydate]

But, yeah, back to the show. So, HBK is being forced to retire next week? Is that what that was all about?

[Azriel]

And I totally see about the easier accesibility. Has anyone ever seen pics of who Candice is married to. Sounds like he might be an average guy.

[Blitz]

But, yeah, back to the show. So, HBK is being forced to retire next week? Is that what that was all about?

Vince's ego.

[Azriel]

Hit the nail on the head loopy

[loopydate]

Why is it that people still try to swing Shelton's leg out? I mean, you would think since he's used that Dragon Whip kick for, like, three years now, people would have caught on.

[Vazz]

Isnt HBK suppose to get a nice vacation soon? I guess his "retirement" is for that.

[Blitz]

Why do I think Shelton's mama is gonna have a heart attack?

[loopydate]

Show vs. HHH? SHOCKER!

[Blitz]

God, please don't try to play this seriously.

[loopydate]

"What happened?" Do you people not have monitors back there?

[G-wrath]

Yay! Maybe they're killing off her character!










:shifty:

[loopydate]

GIANT BLACK PUPPIES, J--OEY!

[Azriel]

They killing off his mom already? :lol:

[loopydate]

The drum beat in that Doom commercial is eerily reminiscent of "Hollaback Girl."

[darkpower]

Oh shit! With all the joking stuff, I don't think that anyone is really seeing just how this is going to be played out just as disgustingly as they are with the Eddie shit.

[The Greater Power]

Na na na na is being sung

[Azriel]

Nice fans :lol:

[Kane Knight]

Why is it that people still try to swing Shelton's leg out? I mean, you would think since he's used that Dragon Whip kick for, like, three years now, people would have caught on.

The same reason nobody ever catches on to michaels pounding his foot in the corner?

[Blitz]

LOL nan na na hey hey hey goodbye on unlimited.

[Corndad]

the fans are singing Na Na Na Na Hey Hey good bye after a heart attack. Dunno if I should laugh or feel bad for their parents?

[Savio]

Medics: Should we go out and help her?

Ref: I dunno the ref didn't wave his arms yet.

[darkpower]

Sorry for the double post.

[The Greater Power]

LOL "I'm not getting a pulse!"

Do you think Mama is going to die? Will Shelton avenge the death of Mama?

[Savio]

If that happened in real life I think anybodies momma would have a heart attack

[Kane Knight]

the fans are singing Na Na Na Na Hey Hey good bye after a heart attack. Dunno if I should laugh or feel bad for their parents?

I think both. I'm not sure how to take anything in the WWE anymore.

[The Greater Power]

Where is somber JR when you need him?

[Blitz]

Requisite Carlito :love: post

[Kane Knight]

LOL "I'm not getting a pulse!"

Do you think Mama is going to die? Will Shelton avenge the death of Mama?

Do you think that Big Show will take an SUV to Mama's funeral and drag teh coffin around?

[Azriel]

And I was getting used to Shelton's mama

[Kane Knight]

Where is somber JR when you need him?

BAH GAWD! HER HEART IS BEATING LIKE A GIVERNMENT MULE!

[Azriel]

Wouldn't hold it against him KK :lol:

[loopydate]

LOL "I'm not getting a pulse!"

Well, of course you can't! Like you can expect to feel a heartbeat through that fat suit?

[G-wrath]

Do you think that Big Show will take an SUV to Mama's funeral and drag teh coffin around?

The Undertaker will lead the eulogy, and Triple H will bury her.

[Azriel]

I hope Rey gets to keep his shot.

[Corndad]

R--V--D.... R--V--D..... R--V--D!!!

[darkpower]

I hope Rey gets to keep his shot.

It's not planned, and at the moment, it seems that Vince could not give a fuck about what we thought.

[Blitz]

I hope Rey gets to keep his shot.
Dream On :(

[loopydate]

I really really wish Vince wasn't so keen on his "homegrown" talents. RVD would have done huge business as champion in 2001/2. He's still crazy over, but I don't know if people will take him seriously as a champion after the massive depush he's suffered.

[Kane Knight]

The Undertaker will lead the eulogy, and Triple H will bury her.

FUCKING HELL!

...I nearly choked to death laughing at that one. :o

[Corndad]

I've missed RVD.

[Kane Knight]

R--V--D.... R--V--D..... R--V--D!!!

USA! USA!

[Savio]

The Undertaker will lead the eulogy, and Triple H will bury her.Orton will drive her car through the smackdown arena.

[Ninti the Mad]

wooo

hope she dies and shelton goes ballistic

[Azriel]

Good to have RVD back

[Corndad]

That guy in the orange Jersey even annoys me when hes on Unlimited.

[loopydate]

The best wrestling of the night...and it's relegated to Unlimited.

[Azriel]

Interesting to see if Lita is in good condition tonight.

[Afterlife]

Spike--T--V--....Spike--T--...what? Oh, right. U--S--A...U--S--A...

[Savio]

Actually you better Keep HHH and Kane away from the wake.

[Corndad]

Why do they keep talking about Main Eventing WM??? I thought Rey (or I guess Orton) would be in the Main Event since he won the Rumble?

[Blitz]

Interesting to see how much Lita will botch tonight

[loopydate]

:eek:

[Kane Knight]

Dis match...Ees cool

[Vazz]

Wow didn't know Carlito had it in him.

[Blitz]

Nice spot Carlito.

[Corndad]

Again I say this should be the IC title match at WM.

[Blitz]

RVD/Carlito could be match of the night at Mania.

[loopydate]

No, don't show the backcracker, show the senton! I missed the set-up for it.

This match, right here, is the MOTY to this point, far as I'm concerned.

[Afterlife]

Doesn't a Vandaminator technically disqualify RVD?

[loopydate]

That. Match. Ruled.

[Kane Knight]

Spike--T--V--....Spike--T--...what? Oh, right. U--S--A...U--S--A...

:rofl:

STF! STF!

[loopydate]

Doesn't a Vandaminator technically disqualify RVD?

I think there's an exception for bringing the chair into the ring yourself.

For example, when Daivari and the ref fought over the chair in the HBK/Angle match, and Daivari wound up hitting Angle with the chair. Since it was his fault the chair was in the ring, the ref still counted the pin.

[Azriel]

There is a God. RVD rules

[Blitz]

So I guess HHH/RVD in the finals, and Carlito costs Rob the match.

[G-wrath]

Finals....Triple H vs. RVD

[Corndad]

Chloe= Fantasy Points for me!!!!

[loopydate]

See, Torrie thinks that Candice is less attractive than Chloe!

[Azriel]

Well, that was stupid. The girls do know the other side has cameras too.

[Kane Knight]

Doesn't a Vandaminator technically disqualify RVD?

Not any more than when Big Show hammers a chair into someone's head or the like. If the other guy beings it in, it's normally not a DQ.

[Blitz]

I think we can all agree that Maria is hot.

[Corndad]

Maria is a goddess. One that can't wrestle, but still a goddess

[Azriel]

Maria needs to do Playboy

[loopydate]

Agreed. I loves me some Maria. She's sexy, she's hot, and if there was a step higher than that, she'd be it.

[Blitz]

IT'S BOTCHERIN TIME!!!!!

[Corndad]

Anyone else see Duggan either having a run in or being the Special Ref next week?

[Kane Knight]

This match is stupid. But at least I can ogle Maria when I'm enduring this POS

[loopydate]

I guess we can add a third category for personality. Needs a name, though... Hot + Funny = ?

[loopydate]

Anyone else see Duggan either having a run in or being the Special Ref next week?

He'll probably be there next week to make us think that he's the ref, but it'll be Foley.

[Mr. JL]

Fucking right Rob Van Dam! Props to Carlito as well.

[Blitz]

I love that they're working Lita botching stuff into the storyline.

[loopydate]

"Whaddya mean he can't put his hands on her?" He's, like, the only one left who hasn't!

[Azriel]

I guess we can add a third category for personality. Needs a name, though... Hot + Funny = ?
Hunny?

[Corndad]

Are you serious? lol

[Blitz]

Oh god... I hope this doesn't lead to Lita vs Maria next week.

[Corndad]

And heres the Ref Part...

[Skippord]

*bummer*

[Corndad]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Skippord]

RVD's match Fucking rocked though

[Blitz]

FOLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Corndad]

Nope... Its Mick. Wow. Suprise there.

[Afterlife]

Not any more than when Big Show hammers a chair into someone's head or the like. If the other guy beings it in, it's normally not a DQ.

Yeah, I didn't think about that.

[loopydate]

Now THAT's a pop!

[Skippord]

MIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Azriel]

Nice tease WWE

[Corndad]

I betcha it leads to a WM match between Edge and Foley.... *Sarcasm*

[Kane Knight]

BAH GAWD FOLEY!

[loopydate]

Thanks to the rep I received in this thread and others over the last 24 hours, my new rep level is "loopydate 4 mod."

So... How's 'bout it?

[Corndad]

Thanks to the rep I received in this thread and others over the last 24 hours, my new rep level is "loopydate 4 mod."

So... How's 'bout it?

Proud to say I am apart of that! Way to go loopy.

[RGWhat316]

Chloe= Fantasy Points for me!!!!
Sorry to say, but they usually don't count Unlimited as a part of Fantasy points.

[Corkscrewed]

weird, loopy, your rep level isn't showing up for me.

[Skippord]

Carlito/RVD=Match of the Night

[PorkSoda]

Why does everyone like Maria? The only reason she's working for WWE is because of her good looks. Other than that, she brings absolutely nothing. :mad:

[Pinnacle Charisma]

Why does everyone like Maria? The only reason she's working for WWE is because of her good looks. Other than that, she brings absolutely nothing. :mad:

You just answered your own question then

[Kane Knight]

Why does everyone like Maria? The only reason she's working for WWE is because of her good looks. Other than that, she brings absolutely nothing. :mad:

I like the clueless gimmick.

[James Steele]

I like the clueless gimmick.
I think its appeal is that you never know when it is gimmick or real. She is a continuation in the kayfabe blurring fiasco of the post-Attitude era.

[Unleash-Hell]

LOL same here her voice is like mark henrys mixed in with marias

[Kane Knight]

I think its appeal is that you never know when it is gimmick or real. She is a continuation in the kayfabe blurring fiasco of the post-Attitude era.

Generally, the people who play dumb well on TV are quite intelligent. Mariah's too convincing and organic to not be acting, IMO.