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Dave Youell
02-07-2006, 04:07 AM
Name your favourite wrestling plot holes.

My favourite: Summerslam 91: Why is Sgt Slaughter captain of his team when Gen Adnan is the higher rank?
Corkscrewed
02-07-2006, 04:09 AM
Who's gonna be the new GM of Raw? :shifty:
D Mac
02-07-2006, 04:14 AM
I read this thread as Pot Holes. :shifty:
BlackDawn2024
02-07-2006, 08:13 AM
I Still Remember...:shifty:
Xero
02-07-2006, 08:14 AM
Steve Austin... Where'd his hair go?

Shawn Michaels... Where'd his hair go?

Chris Masters... Did he ever have hair?
JH
02-07-2006, 08:28 AM
Chris Maters.....Did he used to be Nicole Bass
BlackDawn2024
02-07-2006, 08:39 AM
Chris Maters.....Did he used to be talented?
Kane Knight
02-07-2006, 09:57 AM
I Still Remember...:shifty:
Chavo Classic
02-07-2006, 10:54 AM
Kane's character in general
Chavo Classic
02-07-2006, 10:55 AM
Al Snow's career
Xero
02-07-2006, 11:30 AM
Who's hand was it?
NeanderCarl
02-07-2006, 11:35 AM
Who drove the hummer?

We deserve answers, it's been 7 years!
FourFifty
02-07-2006, 12:23 PM
Who raised the breif case
V
02-07-2006, 12:30 PM
who the fuck was little johnny
TerranRich
02-07-2006, 12:31 PM
Where WAS Warrior (in kayfabe) during his several-year absence until 1996? Parts unknown?

And where IS Parts Unknown? And I don't want to hear Jericho's goofy answer this time either.
JH
02-07-2006, 01:32 PM
Who raised the breif case

it was either Kane Knight,KingLacoste Or Nick Mondo
Xero
02-07-2006, 01:35 PM
"Parts Unknown" is right next door to "No Man's Land" and "Lita's Crotch".
Kane Knight
02-07-2006, 02:00 PM
who the fuck was little johnny

We know that one. :o
Kane Knight
02-07-2006, 02:01 PM
"Parts Unknown" is right next door to "No Man's Land" and "Lita's Crotch".

And yet, when given the choice of those or New Jersey, Edge still thought "Lita's Crotch" was a smart hometown.
Mike the Metal Ed
02-07-2006, 02:10 PM
Kane (1997-present)
owenbrown
02-07-2006, 02:16 PM
"Lita's Crotch".... "Has Served more people than McDonald's ever has" :lol:
Kane Knight
02-07-2006, 03:38 PM
Yeah, but who has had more satisfied customers? :?:
TerranRich
02-07-2006, 04:34 PM
Momma Benjamin?
Xero
02-07-2006, 04:35 PM
Yeah, but who has had more satisfied customers? :?:
Believe it or not, Lita's rug is less sticky than McDonald's floor...
KillerWolf
02-07-2006, 06:07 PM
Kane's character in general
KillerWolf
02-07-2006, 06:10 PM
several apparent attempted murders that have gone unchecked.
Skippord
02-07-2006, 07:02 PM
Why is the Boogeyman from the Bottomless Pit :wtf:
Xero
02-07-2006, 07:04 PM
Why is the Boogeyman from the Bottomless Pit :wtf:
(Insert Lita joke here.)
LK
02-07-2006, 07:16 PM
How can you give birth to a hand?

How come the Push-Kill...I mean Pedigree didn't hurt Warrior?

Why can't the Undertaker use his 'powers' to strike an opponent with lightning in a match?
Y3J
02-07-2006, 07:59 PM
"I did it, for da Rock"
Pinnacle Charisma
02-07-2006, 08:43 PM
How can you give birth to a hand?


And if the hand was Mark Henrys why wasnt it at least half black
Kane Knight
02-07-2006, 08:46 PM
Why does Kane not give Paul Bearer anything on Father's Day?
Skippord
02-07-2006, 08:48 PM
Why dont the Undertaker and Kane look alike
Xero
02-07-2006, 08:49 PM
Why does Kane, a retired dentist, have such a huge gap in his teeth? Talk about holes....
Cool King
02-07-2006, 08:53 PM
Why does the SmackDown! referees not take out life insurance?
Xero
02-07-2006, 08:54 PM
The WWE doesn't insure the Spanish Announce Table.
Kane Knight
02-07-2006, 08:55 PM
Why does Kane, a retired dentist, have such a huge gap in his teeth? Talk about holes....

For that matter, why doesn't he get some plastic surgery? He can afford it./
Xero
02-07-2006, 08:56 PM
Or hair implants?
Kane Knight
02-07-2006, 09:01 PM
Or hair implants?

HE's hoping no-one will notice his combover.
Savio
02-07-2006, 09:05 PM
Or breast implants?
Tazz Dan
02-07-2006, 09:08 PM
How is Batistas Sexual Harrasment trial going?
mrslackalack
02-07-2006, 09:09 PM
How nothing happens the way the commentators think it will.
Xero
02-07-2006, 09:11 PM
Why has Joey Styles suddenly gotten dumb?
James Steele
02-07-2006, 09:16 PM
Why has Joey Styles suddenly gotten dumb?

He is forced to sit inbetween "Viagra Commercial Status In 2 Years" Jerry Lawler and "Suck In A Can" Coach.
Tazz Dan
02-07-2006, 09:17 PM
Hollywood Hogan spends 2 weeks trying to kill the rock leading to WM17, but then The Rock forgives all because he's a Hulkamaniac
Savio
02-07-2006, 09:38 PM
X8*

Taker leaves Big Show (his tag partner) after Paul bear shows him something and causes him lose but never says what he saw.
mrslackalack
02-07-2006, 09:43 PM
Kane and Edge beat the crap out of each other during the summer over Lita and by Survivor Series they are teaming up against the Smackdown guys beating them up.
mrslackalack
02-07-2006, 09:44 PM
Earthquake kills Damien, yet in a couple months him and Jake the Snake are allies.
Chuck Jones
02-07-2006, 10:28 PM
I'm pretty sure I Still Remember was Kane, after Booker eliminated him from the rumble the year before.

Why did Monty Brown fight Christian Cage for the number one contender's spot at turning Point, after Brown won it the month before?
Shadow
02-07-2006, 11:38 PM
What happened to the CWs?
Shadow
02-07-2006, 11:38 PM
Christian's push.
Fox
02-08-2006, 12:58 AM
These aren't "plot holes" you fucking idiots.
Someone1001
02-08-2006, 01:46 AM
How is it that someone can be fiercely loyal to a brand one day, and buddy buddy with someone on the other brand the next? ie. Rey and Big Show being friends recently despite having fueded for a couple months previously

Speaking of which...How'd they turn out to be friends anyways? Wasn't Big Show trying to kill Rey at some point? They had some sort of stretcher match? Am I suffering from a wrestling fan's supposed short term memory?
Xerzes
02-08-2006, 02:59 AM
In the 70s or something, big fake hands were sold as sex toys. Such is what Mae gave birth to.
Several decades later, I guess.
It still inspires in me hatred of all mankind, but now there's more context.
Schoenauer
02-08-2006, 03:42 AM
Cena coming from a spaceship at the Royal Rumble... is he an alien or an astronaut? And how come he's not coming down from it anymore?
Unleash-Hell
02-08-2006, 04:15 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^What he said
Pegasus Crawford
02-08-2006, 05:56 AM
Didn't The Undertaker get his "powers" form the urn? How does he survive without it?
Y3J
02-08-2006, 08:42 AM
Wrestling being fake...



...IT'S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!
Xero
02-08-2006, 08:42 AM
If The Undertaker is dead why does he sell anything?
Y3J
02-08-2006, 08:47 AM
If The Undertaker is dead why does he sell anything?

He deals in the underworld.

Ice anybody?
Vastardikai
02-08-2006, 08:51 AM
Who drove the hummer?

We deserve answers, it's been 7 years!

I think WCW tried to explain this during their IDIOTIC Sting Heel turn package, where they implied that he was the Hummer Driver, that "Fake Sting" or "nWo Sting" was actually in his employ, Some other plot holes in that time period, that he was REALLY the Black Scorpion, that he is a financer of the Nazi Party, he worships Satan, and that he and Vince McMahon have a contest every Tuesday to determine who can hit a baby with a Sledgehammer the hardest.

IOW, it was as bad as Sting's entire Heel run.
Xero
02-08-2006, 08:53 AM
You think Gene Snitsky took Sting's place? :shifty:
Vastardikai
02-08-2006, 09:41 AM
No, he has the Baby Field Goal Kicking Competition with Vince every WEDNESDAY!

Shoving a Bunny Rabbit into a Blender with Jeff Jarrett is on non-PPV Sundays,
The Sledgehammer contest is Tuesday,
the Field Goal contest is Wednesday,
The Shoot the Kitten out of a Cannon contest with Ultimate Warrior was moved from Friday to Thursday to accomodate Smackdown,
and the Shoving Puppies in a Meatgrinder with Shane Douglas is on Saturday.

It's done like that because, c'mon. Vince is a very busy man.
:shifty: