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wag2k
02-08-2006, 07:49 AM
as i said in my last post - i havn't been watching wrestling that long - so i was wondering if anyone could tell me the story behind the whole hbk / brett / vince thing - obviously i have seen the footage where hbk wins and brett spits at vince - whats the story behind it (if there is one)?
thanks
Cactus Sid
02-08-2006, 07:52 AM
http://www.brethart.com/facts.asp
Xero
02-08-2006, 08:41 AM
AUUUUGH![/Charlie Brown]
Y3J
02-08-2006, 08:49 AM
You can find everything you want in the 6,587,457,893,573,537,543,389,574 threads about this in this forum.
FourFifty
02-08-2006, 10:06 AM
Here's the real story.
You have AIDS.
Please use the rest of your life to read every thread about Bret Hart on this forum, and other forums.
Disturbed316
02-08-2006, 10:44 AM
Burt Heart got teh screwed
Stickman
02-08-2006, 12:22 PM
Here's an idea. Can somebody post the story on the top of the forum and stick it there, so every couple weeks when somebody comes on and asks what happened they could read that post?
FourFifty
02-08-2006, 12:24 PM
No, bad idea, I don't want that story looking at me every goddamn day.
Kane Knight
02-08-2006, 12:49 PM
LEt me clear things up for you:

Vince Screwed Bret.
Shawn Screwed Bret.
Earl Screwed Bret.
Bret Screwed Bret.
Elmo Screwed Bret.

It's like one of those porn movies where the chick takes on 97 guys...Except, you know, without the fake boobs and bad music.
Xero
02-08-2006, 03:46 PM
And without pussies...

Oh, and Ernie screwed Bert.
Y3J
02-08-2006, 03:52 PM
Montreal screwed Bret
Canada screwed Bret
North America screwed Bret
Earth screwed Bret
Milky Way (not the chocolate or it could be? use your imagination) screwed Bret
The Universe screwed Bret.
Xero
02-08-2006, 03:59 PM
If Vince screwed Bret, and Bret screwed Bret, does that make Vince Bret? And if Bret screwed Bret and The Universe screwed Bret, does that make Bret the Universe?
Y3J
02-08-2006, 04:03 PM
No.
starfox8500
02-08-2006, 05:41 PM
MY HEAD HURTS
Avenger
02-08-2006, 06:07 PM
Bret fucked himself over. He's an arrogant douche, and he never cared about the WWF, the fans or the Championship.
LK
02-08-2006, 06:09 PM
Bret fucked himself over. He's an arrogant douche, and he never cared about the WWF, the fans or the Championship.
Oh dear...
The Heat
02-08-2006, 09:45 PM
If you have Dish Network, go to channel 197. It's the documentary channel. They've been playing "Hitman Hart: Wrestling with Shadows" all week. I'm sure they'll play it again and it'll be much easier than explaining.
Skippord
02-08-2006, 09:49 PM
LEt me clear things up for you:

Vince Screwed Bret.
Shawn Screwed Bret.
Earl Screwed Bret.
Bret Screwed Bret.
Elmo Screwed Bret.

It's like one of those porn movies where the chick takes on 97 guys...Except, you know, without the fake boobs and bad music.

Fucking Elmo
Kane Knight
02-08-2006, 09:58 PM
On the upside, Elmo's heel turn caused PBS to beat TLC for 56 consecutive weeks, forever changing the balance of power....
Skippord
02-08-2006, 10:16 PM
Elmo Versus The Count was MOTY
FourFifty
02-08-2006, 10:59 PM
It's a damn shame that when Elmo signs with TNA he's going to job to Jarrett.
Skippord
02-08-2006, 11:09 PM
Naw,He is gonna job to CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING SABIN
Shadow
02-08-2006, 11:23 PM
Actually I heard Big Bird's gonna jump ship with him and the two of them are gonna change the face of TNA forever.

Don't talk to Don West when he's drunk ok?
alvarado52
02-09-2006, 01:47 PM
im not feelin Sabins new look...