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darkpower
02-09-2006, 01:52 AM
http://ahmedjohnson.ytmnd.com/

This is a YTMND site someone made with all of the Ahmed Johnshon cut scenes from WWF War Zone on PS1 in succession. I'm sorry, but I don't think this is fit for the games forum. This will show that Ahmed didn't have any CLUE as to what the fuck he was talking about, and no one else did, either.

The second quote has something about medication that he forgot to take or whatever (dunno WHY that would make me scared of him, or at least scared of him more than I was).

The THIRD is have NO clue as to what he's saying, but the beginning sounds something like this:

"Wawabasa! Top turnbuckle! Ohh, neva! Ooo squeaky clean, to get the squeeze on! You can jibba jabba now, but believe me, jibba jabba..."

What he says afterwards are things I can't in a MILLION YEARS figure out what the fuck he's saying, but I was ROLLING afterwards.

And with that, we shall wonder why he was given the chance to be on the mic during his "career".

dablackguy
02-09-2006, 02:06 AM
:lol: at the angry negros yelling unintelligible gibberish

FourFifty
02-09-2006, 02:08 AM
Not wrestling related, but inspeaking of negros....

http://www.tomorrowsnobody.com/films/SBCep1.html

Corkscrewed
02-09-2006, 04:47 AM
:rofl:

What the hell was that???

Anybody Thrilla
02-09-2006, 12:11 PM
All I could make out was "I stole a pair of the Berserker's boots".

Disturbed316
02-09-2006, 12:13 PM
I remember those cutscences. The Mankind one was just as bad.

Nark Order
02-09-2006, 01:38 PM
"CUZ I FERGOAT TO TAK MY MEDIKATION TIS MORNIN AND IM IN A REEL BAD MOOOD"

Russenmafia
02-09-2006, 06:51 PM
WTF is he saying??

Kane Knight
02-09-2006, 06:59 PM
Prussian Blue were shown on TV playing a game called "ethnic cleansing" in which they shot black guys who made ape noises.

This is slightly more racist (And harder to interpret)

;)

Funky Fly
02-09-2006, 07:09 PM
Once again, I've just died a little inside.

Chico
02-09-2006, 10:16 PM
Wow - Ahmed forgot to take his medication? Maybe that feud started because his opponent stole his Prozac.

And :rofl: at the third one! The only thing I understood was "...YOU'VE GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO TAKE ON AHMED JOHNSON...". Is there an Ahmed-English translator available?

FourFifty
02-09-2006, 11:57 PM
Once again, I've just died a little inside.


Look at the bright side, you're not Jewish, unlike myself.