Breaking News:Male fans threatened by Cena's good looks

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Posted by Aaron Rift on 02/09/2006 at 07:06 PM

One excuse WWE officials are using to explain his souring rapport with male WWE fans, however, is that the wrestler is simply too good looking. Those buying into this logic feel that male fans are threatened by the wrestler's looks.

WWE used the same excuse when fans turned on Shawn Michaels much earlier in his career.

Credit: PWTorch.com

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:wtf:

[Blitz]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[McLegend]

There might actually be some truth to that. Like not because of Cena's good looks but becasue he gets the girl pop could be a reason why he got booed.

Guys hate wrestlers who get the girl pop.

[mrslackalack]

I am sure guys boo him because they think he sucks. I think Cena is ok, nothing special. I would have perferred Batista staying on RAW instead of bringing Cena in for him.

[DMI]

that might be true if cena were actually good looking

[Kane Knight]

that might be true if cena were actually good looking

What he said.

You heard me, HE.

[Funky Fly]

Not into the square heads, Jess?

[Xero]

I would have loved to hear that meeting...

Vince: Okay, we can either say that women think he's gay or that men find him intimidating...

Everyone: Gay...

Steph: BUT DAAA-AAAAD! HE'S NOT GAY! AND I KNOW!

Hunter: Yeah dad, just sa-WAIT WHAT!?

[Sephiroth]

From: Lord Of Pain
John Cena too good looking for WWE fans?

Triple H believes that John Cena lost the crowd's support due to Kurt Angle's failure to portray an effective heel.

One excuse WWE officials are using to explain his souring rapport with male WWE fans, however, is that the wrestler is simply too good looking. Those buying into this logic feel that male fans are threatened by the wrestler's looks.

WWE used the same excuse when fans turned on Shawn Michaels much earlier in his career.

LOL, i can't believe HHH is kinda blaming Angle for Cena's sucky wrestling skills.

[Kane Knight]

From: Lord Of Pain
John Cena too good looking for WWE fans?

Triple H believes that John Cena lost the crowd's support due to Kurt Angle's failure to portray an effective heel.

One excuse WWE officials are using to explain his souring rapport with male WWE fans, however, is that the wrestler is simply too good looking. Those buying into this logic feel that male fans are threatened by the wrestler's looks.

WWE used the same excuse when fans turned on Shawn Michaels much earlier in his career.

LOL, i can't believe HHH is kinda blaming Angle for Cena's sucky wrestling skills.


Actually, if they read the dirt sheets right, they'd know Cena was getting blamed, not Angle.

[Sephiroth]

Actually, if they read the dirt sheets right, they'd know Cena was getting blamed, not Angle.
Ah, it all comes down on the same thing, Cena became HHH his bitch.

Meaning he will job to him at WM.

Here is to another year of HHH as WWE champion.

[Kane Knight]

The groundhog saw its shadow. 6 more months of HHH

[Xero]

The groundhog saw its shadow. 6 more decades of HHH

[Sephiroth]

It does make me wonder...how long will it be before there will be an suck my dick match.

One who makes Vince or HHH cum wins the match.

[RP]

Heel turn

[Mr. JL]

LOL at Angle not being a good heel, and males being threatened by Cena's good looks.


I suppose the whole Christian being given numerous mic time to rag on about how Cena sucks had nothing to do with Cena's fledging popularity. That and there was never a blow off to that feud. Christian bashed Cena for months, and then there was no big payoff, and Cena never really shut up Christian.

IMO, that is where Cena's popularity started to diminish... when the WWE failed to have John Cena shut up Christian definitively.

[DMI]

Not into the square heads, Jess?

he looks like a robot or something and has a funny nose

[Corkscrewed]

It does make me wonder...how long will it be before there will be an suck my dick match.

One who makes Vince or HHH cum wins the match.

Sounds like something from La Blue Girl

[Corkscrewed]

Also, LOL at management being in denial.

[Funky Fly]

he looks like a robot or something and has a funny nose
That would explain the Prototype gimmick, wouldn't it.

[aaaaa]

John Cena is very hott, just ask Kanyon. :naughty:

[Schoenauer]

Batman was the only guy who could effectively pull off the square jaw.

[Pinnacle Charisma]

For fucks sake cant they see the reason why Cena is loosing support is because he is stale and unentertaining

[Kane Knight]

Batman was the only guy who could effectively pull off the square jaw.

Don't forget Dick Tracy.

[Kane Knight]

For fucks sake cant they see the reason why Cena is loosing support is because he is stale and unentertaining

That would require them to admit they were at fault for changing his gimmick, writing his freestyles, etc. That would require that the company understood the problem, and was not staffed by spineless yesmen.

[TerranRich]

Randy Orton gets the girl pop too, but I like him. I hate Cena because he's stale and boring, not because the chicks dig him. Dammit, I'm going to enlarge my chin, rap about poop and gay jokes, and make goofy pointing gestures to the crowd! THEN I WILL GET TEH GIRLZ!!11

[Morgan]

The rolling juggernaut of the WWE logic train.

Writer 1: "We need to make Cena popular with the male demographics again, ideas?"

Writer 2: "Err.. have him make out with a hot chick they could never get?"

Writer1: "Brilliant, couldn't possibly fail"

[Kane Knight]

Randy Orton gets the girl pop too, but I like him. I hate Cena because he's stale and boring, not because the chicks dig him. Dammit, I'm going to enlarge my chin, rap about poop and gay jokes, and make goofy pointing gestures to the crowd! THEN I WILL GET TEH GIRLZ!!11

What's ironic is Orton told us one of my favorite modern era wrestlers was in Hell, and I still like him more than John Cena.

Tons of people get girl pops.

Ironically, Taker's one of them where the women seem to get rabid. Are we jealous of his looks? :?:

[Hired Hitman]

I kind of like how he rolls his eyes... :shifty:

[DaBrasko]

What's ironic is Orton told us one of my favorite modern era wrestlers was in Hell, and I still like him more than John Cena.

Tons of people get girl pops.

Ironically, Taker's one of them where the women seem to get rabid. Are we jealous of his looks? :?:


This is true. This woman I work with goes frigg'n crazy over Taker, and as for being threatened by Cena's looks ... well I always knew there was a reason I hated Fire Marshal Burns

[Kane Knight]

In summary: Women are dumb.

Sadly, men are dumber. ;)

[Y2Jeremy]

thats like HHH blaming Scott Steiner for Sid breaking his leg at WCW Sin because he wasnt effective enough to make the ring softer. HHH is a dick backstage anyway. I have never booed Cena, and am really indifferent to him, and I have never thought about Cena in a sexual manner and don't plan to.

[Mr. Nerfect]

John Cena, no offense to the guy, is not attractive to the point where other guys are jealous. The reason guys don't like Cena is because he reminds everyone of the little ignorant kid who thinks he's had a hard life, that homosexuality is funny and "poop" is a funny word. Let Cena be mature and the fans will be back in his court.

[DMI]

This is true. This woman I work with goes frigg'n crazy over Taker, and as for being threatened by Cena's looks ... well I always knew there was a reason I hated Fire Marshal Burns

its the tongue

[Lara Emily]

That would explain the Prototype gimmick, wouldn't it.

Bastard, I wanted to be the first to say that.

[Disturbed316]

lol

Early Shawn Michaels I can understand, but Cena? I dont think so.

[Kane Knight]

Bastard, I wanted to be the first to say that.


Post more often then. :p

[The Heat]

:lol: :lol:

This is perhaps the biggest piece of philisophical BS I've ever heard. The "male demographic" is tired of Cena because he's STALE. His heel work was vastly superior and he was his OWN man[not a Rock or Austin wanna-be].

People hate repetitive characters. It's not so much that his in-ring work sucks, just that he doesn't change it up. It's always shoulder block, spinning-out bomb, five-knuckle shuffle, and FU. He more of a routine worker than a spontanious worker. And therein, lies the problem of why "smart" fans hate him. It gets boring seeing the same spots every week.

The obvious answer is a vicious heel turn. I say that because some heel turns are weakly done. When Cena is turned, he needs to take out a major WWE star[perhaps HHH :)] with malicious-type intentions. He then needs to cut a promo about how WWE and its fans turned on him. He could then even cut a heel-Cena type rap about HHH. That would, in the process, allow HHH to freshen his character by turning face. See, both would win! Sometimes I wonder about our "WWE Creative Team". I've been a fan of wrestling since 95 and can come up with better material......

[The Naitch]

His heel raps in 2003 were always funny. But I think HHH wouldn't allow Cena to rap about the nose

[Kane Knight]

The real question is: Why does the female demographic love him so? He's not attractive, he doesn't offer much...I can understand folk like Edge or Hardy getting huge female pops, but Cena? :nono:

[McLegend]

Whoa...Cena is better looking then Edge.

[McLegend]

Did I just say that?

[Xero]

Whoa...Cena is better looking then Edge.
You know what they say... "It's hip to be a square!"

[Kane Knight]

Whoa...Cena is better looking then Edge.


Good God no. That's like saying Rikishi is better looking than the Rock.

[Pinnacle Charisma]

The real question is: Why does the female demographic love him so? He's not attractive, he doesn't offer much...I can understand folk like Edge or Hardy getting huge female pops, but Cena? :nono:

I think the reason the younger teens find him attractive is because he is a “badboy” in a non-threatening way.

[Kane Knight]

I think the reason the younger teens find him attractive is because he is a “badboy” in a non-threatening way.

You know, he does kinda look like the Wigger from 2Gether.

[94 SVT Cobra]

You know, he does kinda look like a bitch .

[Kane Knight]

I thin kthat was implied.

[94 SVT Cobra]

I thin kthat was implied.

Yea but you know me, i gotta dumb it down for my own sake. otherwise i start hearing popping noises in my brain if i think to much

[ThruTheWire]

The real question is: Why does the female demographic love him so? He's not attractive, he doesn't offer much...I can understand folk like Edge or Hardy getting huge female pops, but Cena? :nono:

Yeah... that was probably the most homosexual thing you have ever posted....

[ThruTheWire]

Whoa...Cena is better looking then Edge.

Enough gay already.

[Fox]

Cena was getting big pops when he started his rapper gimmick because... well... probably because he RAPPED! He tore people apart before his matches. And now, not only does he not rap, but he's a stale good-guy babyface. I seriously doubt it has much to do with his looks. Look at The Rock.

[94 SVT Cobra]

Enough gay already.
Homophobe, lets just calm down now

[John la Rock]

Very good logic there WWE :shifty:

[94 SVT Cobra]

Breaking News: Cena Bitch Slapped

[Kane Knight]

Yeah... that was probably the most homosexual thing you have ever posted....

Not even close, Cletus.

[Londoner]

I'm hoping that HHH buries Cena at WM.I desperately want Cena's title reign to get HHH'd and not because of his looks, it's because he bores me and only has fans because girls are sheep and cheer whoever the top face is anyway.

[Kane Knight]

That'd be good for business. Bury Cena.

[Londoner]

Well either that or turn him heel.

[Kane Knight]

But Triple H wants to be the dominant heel.

[ThruTheWire]

Not even close, Cletus.

Ok then... I'll rephrase what I said...

"Please let me know when you are finished discussing which guy you find more sexually attractive."

[James Steele]

Cena sucks.

[Skippord]

So does KK