15 things you should never say to Triple H

[KingofOldSchool]

Want to buy an RVD shirt?

I loved you in the Rockers Hunter

Can you get me Flair’s autograph?

Now that you are the man in the WWE, who carries HBK’s bags now days?

How is Chyna? Do you miss him?

Is your back allergic to canvas?

See any good matches lately?

Nice pecs, but your no Big Poppa Pump.

Thanks for the bathroom breaks on Monday nights Hunter.

Does Stephanie get mad that your hair is longer than hers?

Are you a democrat or a republican backstage?

Who wants to play the GAME that you can’t win?

How does it feel to be a McMahon, or better yet how does a McMahon feel?

Does your action figure come with an irremovable world title around its waste?

Drop the strap not the soap Hunter!

[Savio]

When was the last time you lost?

(that guy only lost 2 {I think} times in like 16 months)

[HeartBreakMan2k]

So when exactly do you intend on actually becoming better than Shawn? I would have thought for sure you could have after he got hurt... damn that theory went out the window, didn't it? *Chuckles to self as Trips gets pissed.*

[Corkscrewed]

"Remember that time you faced the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania?"

[loopydate]

So...I've noticed your locker room smells of feces. [/HOMER]

[Nowhere Man]

So tell me, which is more intimidating: tassles or Godwinns?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

"Remember that time you faced the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania....

....And he was able to get up before you after you gave him the pedigree?

[Innovator]

So in the bedroom, whose the bitch and the butch?

Considering how many times you win, you like having a guy's head between your legs a lot then huh

[Nowhere Man]

Oh, by the way, your Ric Flair impression needs work. See, Ric actually drew when he held the belt.

[Corkscrewed]

....And he was able to get up before you after you gave him the pedigree?

Don't have to be THAT literal. Good punch lines are allusive. ;)

[Splaya]

Why arent u with your sidekick HBK?

[Splaya]

What's it like trying to get your dick through Stephanie's grand Canyon???

[Corkscrewed]

So, how you doing, Fatty? FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY!!!!

[loopydate]

I mean, once you get past the penis and everything, how much different was the sex with Chyna than what you get now?

If you press down really hard on one of Steph's breasts, does the other one get bigger?

I bet I could fit a baseball in your nostril.

Seriously, how do you keep yourself from just falling forward?

DUDE, YOUR NOSE IS F</>UCKING BIG!

[John la Rock]

LOLOLOL :lol:

[FourFifty]

Now whose wang do I have to suck off to get a push around here?

Man, it feels good to be a reputable mid carder!

Great booking! Keep it up! (why do you not say that to him? He’ll do it)

I would buy something from you, but you only sell to kliq members.

[Savio]

I hear you give good head.

[Corkscrewed]

So. Does Vince REALLY have a seven incher?

[Rock Bottom]

Hey! Who is that one guy, who used to say, 'Nose your role and shut your mouth?' Er, my bad. I hear you deliver a mean noseline. Ah shit, my bad dude. Sorry. Bo nose wrestling.

But seriously, dude... I heard HHH stands for *HONK HONK HONK*

(Slowly backing up, putting his hands up) Hold on now, I'm just playing. Don't get all pissed... Whoa. Dude, has anyone told you your nostils flare when you're steaming pissed?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, PLEASE DONT BURY ME!

[ColdwaVer]

"So wait, if you're the Game, what does it mean when Flair calls himself the "dirtiest player in the game?"

As an aside... probably wouldn't be a good idea to stand in front of HHH or Kevin Nash and just peel all the meat away from a bigass chicken leg...

[Razor Rybek]

When you sneaze, do it register on the richter scale?
Hey, aint you the guy who lost the IC title to Jeff Hardy?

C'mon you can tell me, you were really in on the Montreal screw job weren't ya?

[Tornado]

So, how you doing, Fatty? FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY! FATTY!!!!
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[Kane Knight]

All that power, and you still can't extend your fandom into double digits...

Hey, is it true that steroids shrink your...Package?

Congratulations on winning more buried alive matches than rest of the roster combined...

Zeig Heil! (Based on the HHH logo)

This is awkward...But...*Pushes forth a pen and autograph book*...Could you...Get me RVD's autograph?

[Kane Knight]

So what's it like to be carried by Michaels and Jericho?

[Taker Fan]

"Heh, you'll job to Wesley Snipes but not to RVD."

[Kristanna Vola]

"Heh, you'll job to Wesley Snipes but not to RVD."
:y:

[Fryza]

Is it harder to fit in the door with your nose or ego?

Does that title act like a scarf for the midsection?

Steph knows that you had sex with Katie Vick in that promo, right?

Steph knows you had sex with her too, right?

Why is the game on pause?

Steph does know that Ric Flair is the dirtiest player in the game, right?

What?

[Savio]

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Steph knows that you had sex with Katie Vick in that promo, right?

Steph knows you had sex with her too, right?

Why is the game on pause?

:lol:

[DMI]

How do you keep the water out of your nose when you spit?
How do you keep Vince out of your nose when you swallow?

[Nowhere Man]

So, judging by the history of western civilization, when the revolution comes, would you prefer being burned at the stake, or drawn and quartered?

[Cactus Sid]

Congratulations on winning more buried alive matches than rest of the roster combined...

:lol:

[FlashyT01]

Hey HHH can I have your title?
What's it like to be Vince's B*tch
If you're "the Game" then what game are u?
Wow I didn't know your nose was THAT big.
Who is better Chyna or Steph?
Do you drink YJ Stinger? Because it ain't working on you.
Who whines more you or Steph?
Can I please take you title and give it to RVD?
Follow up question: No? How about Y2J?
Don't you wish that you can be more like RVD?
Hey Don't you miss Chyna at all?
You should keep Steph around because once you lose her you will lose the title.
Oh by the way RVD rules!!!!!

[Bad Guy]

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[Corkscrewed]

I suggest:

[Savio]

Where's the nearst wal-mart?

Hi

[Fryza]

What exact genre of game are you? Lord knows it isn't wrestling...

:shifty:

[Savio]

He's Pokemon snap.

[FourFifty]

What exact genre of game are you? Lord knows it isn't wrestling...

:shifty:

Okay, I think that one deserve an uber-ZING! 10 shades of awesomeness!

[The Highlander]

How does it feel to be the only guy in the world who's nose is bigger than his penis?

What's worse, the fact that Y2J calls your wife a foul, vile, nasty, disgusting, ruthless, trashy, diseased, rotting, bottom-feeding trashbag ho, or that she is?

You could get a whole kilo up that nose!

Dammit, Pinocchio, stop lying!

What's it like being coal surrounded by diamonds?

[Eunos]

Your that guy who Jobbed to the Brooklyn Brawler arent you?

[MVP]

How do you manage to sleep with Vince's daughter and suck his dick at the same time?

[Kane Knight]

How do you manage to sleep with Vince's daughter and suck his dick at the same time?

It's easy...She's rimming daddy as he sucks.

[FourFifty]

The way you sell... Is that a tribute to how the Warrior sold to you?

[The Goochinator]

Remember when you said you would suck the wwe dry of its power???
when you said "power" did you mean vince? :lol:

[Kane Knight]

*Holds a cross to his chest* SELL! SELL YOU SOULLESS SPAWN OF SATAN!

[Kane Knight]

How does it feel to actually be considered a WORSE wrestler than Hardcore Holly?

[Disturbed316]

You're a big doo doo head

[HBKHHH]

Hey Shannon how are yo.. oh wait

How was lunch with Mantaur?

Big noses, big man tits, small package well 2 out of three aint bad right?

If i were stephanie id get off on your schnoz

[Hired Hitman]

you still with Stephanie? I hope you make out better than you wrestle.

[Kane Knight]

Hey...Did Bradshaw ever "Initiate" you? :naughty:

[Kane Knight]

I hear the WWE pulled your merchandise because you refused to sell...

[Kane Knight]

Liberachi almost wore the same thing tonight...

[FourFifty]

I hear the WWE pulled your merchandise because you refused to sell...
LMAO!!!!!

[FourFifty]

I think Hogan may of had Steph first...
Everyone knows the promo where Steph insulted your package and you said she was loose was a shoot.
What are you doing so far away from HBK's bags?
Oh my god! When did Spike Dudley get so buff!
Hey Trips! Nice tat around the waist!
Would you like a chocolate coverd pretzel? (cookie for whoever knows it)
Maybe you should take Mark Calloway's old gimmick, seeing how many people you burry and all.
RVD could seriously kick the shi</u>t out of you.

[V]

I'm glad i'm not you. (would you really wanna go through the crap he'd say after that?)

[Mister Sinister]

Posted By Always 450Would you like a chocolate coverd pretzel? (cookie for whoever knows it)

Jason Lee aka Brodie in Mallratz and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

By The Way
How Trips, Did You See That Y2J Match? He should defiantly have the title, Damn not if I could only remember who was Champion at the time

[Mister Sinister]

Hey Trips, Way To Teach Orton how to bury other wrestlers *Thumbs Up*
So Hunter, Are you actually planning on trying to have bigger tits then Stephanie?

[V]

did you have erectile difficulties while goldberg was champion?

[Mister Sinister]

Did You Put On Extra Weight While Goldberg was Champion so that it would feel like you still had the belt on your waist

[Kane Knight]

Did You Put On Extra Weight While Goldberg was Champion so that it would feel like you still had the belt on your waist

That was so bad, it was good.

[Vastardikai]

Hunter, can I hold the belt for a few minutes?

There's one difference between you and Flair: Flair is actually Over and Respected!

I wanna be Just like you: Can I be handed the European Title out of a Suitcase?

[Mister Sinister]

Can You Actually Perform another move besides The Pedigree during our match?

[Hardkore Kidd J]

"So how does it feel to be the wrestler with the biggest nose and biggest ego ever I swear you can land 747's on that thing"

"Whatever game you're playing you're stuck on level 1 man"

"Where did you get that title out of the Cracker Jacks box"?

"Can you tell me how it feels to be the worst seller ever?"

"Hey, why are you so far away from Shawn Micheals limo?" {Refering to he should be driving the limo]

"How can you fit through doors man?"

"Keep Steph if you don't you'll get fired"

I know those aren't too good but they are the best I can come up with and nice Jay and Silent Bob reference Always :y:

[123 kid]

Is your nose bigger than your schlong?

Have you got any steroids

Are you bisexual after your fling with chyna

When you used to say SUCK IT! did you mean it?

When you wear pants without pockets do you use your nostrils to put things in?

Can you sniff your own big toe while standing upright?

Did you try out for the part of Pinocchio?

That sledgehammer of yours do you keep that in your nostril as well?

What does vinces ass look like?

Surely you can smell what the rock is cookin'

Did you put Stephanies Silicone implants on?

Thats bout all I can think of!

[Hardkore Kidd J]

Is your nose bigger than your schlong?

Have you got any steroids

Are you bisexual after your fling with chyna

When you used to say SUCK IT! did you mean it?

When you wear pants without pockets do you use your nostrils to put things in?

Can you sniff your own big toe while standing upright?

Did you try out for the part of Pinocchio?

That sledgehammer of yours do you keep that in your nostril as well?

What does vinces ass look like?

Surely you can smell what the rock is cookin'

Did you put Stephanies Silicone implants on?

Thats bout all I can think of!

Nice list man. :y:

[CosaNostra]

Me: In baseball everytime a favorite pitcher gets a strike, the fans put big letter "K" s together forming a line of them. So everytime you "win" the title (yet again), why don't you add an extra "H" to your name. Then you could be, like, HHHHHHHHHH. Uh, then you'd better order xxxxxxxxtra large shirts to put those "H"s on..............

HHHHHHHHHH: *?*? HONNNNNNKKKKKK!!!!

[c4g2]

I heard you are now self-employed... what happened to your job?

[Azriel]

"How hard did you have to bang Vince to keep Brock and Angle on Smackdown?"

[KayfabeMan]

I've noticed your tights seem to be getting smaller...

I assume you sleep on your stomach?

So exactly how much glass do you use when making a ceiling?

[Kane Knight]

I've noticed your tights seem to be getting smaller...

I assume you sleep on your stomach?

So exactly how much glass do you use when making a ceiling?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to KayfabeMan again.

[KayfabeMan]

:lol: Thanks

[Innovator]

*throwing water on him* the power of Christ compells you! the power of Christ compells you! the power of Christ compells you!

[Good Ol JG]

Hey didn't you job to Alex Wright one time?

[Heyman]

"Remember that time you faced the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania?"

:lol:

[Kane Knight]

Hey, you do know that wrestling's fake, right?

[Kane Knight]

How does it feel to have a woman that fine, and no dick to use on her?

[Rock Bottom]

So how does the entire world smell?

[FourFifty]

How does it feel knowing that Spanky gets more respect from the fans than you?
Do you like the fresh smell of coffee, all the way from Brazil?
I know you're running late, but your nose got here 10 mins ago!

[Kane Knight]

How does it feel knowing that Spanky gets more respect from the fans than you?

AWESOME.

[stonecold]

i hear you have a nose for these things

[cnoslim]

HahHa these are hilarious

[The MAC]

Are you bisexual after your fling with chyna



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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Somebody bring this back to give James Steele a stroke?

[James Steele]

A lot changes in a decade, and I hope everyone realizes how foolish they were to hate Triple H so blindly. This thread was made about a month before I joined TPWW, so I probably didn't even read it back then. I originally found this site and read the weekly captions contest thread. #OhTheMemories

[#1-norm-fan]

How could anyone hate Triple H now? He made Sheamus the huge star he is today by beating him at WrestleMania.

[Savio]

When you sneaze, do it register on the richter scale?
Hey, aint you the guy who lost the IC title to Jeff Hardy?

C'mon you can tell me, you were really in on the Montreal screw job weren't ya?
RYBEK!!!!

[KIRA]

Who gave you the better blowjob

A. Stephine McMahon

B.HBK

C.What was it like blowing Chyna?

[Tom Guycott]

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"God, I love his voice! Ha Ha... bi-curious."

[Bad News Gertner]

Wow, this thread is ten years old and still relevant.....which is more than I can say for HHH.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wow, this thread is ten years old and still relevant.....which is more than I can say for HHH.

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[dronepool]

You nose what's best for business

[hb2k]

How could anyone hate Triple H now? He made Sheamus the huge star he is today by beating him at WrestleMania.

*****

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Terra Ryzing.

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[Shadrick]

How could anyone hate Triple H now? He made Sheamus the huge star he is today by beating him at WrestleMania.

Don't forget about how he put Curtis Axel over as a threat on his first night on Raw by slapping him to the mat.

[Kris P Lettus]

How do you keep the water out of your nose when you spit?
How do you keep Vince out of your nose when you swallow?

This is why I miss DMI.

Stupid Southwood running her away.

:wavesad:

[McLegend]

Sin Cara was really good, bro.

[McLegend]

I love the internet in 2004 when it destroyed HHH every chance it got.

[simplythevest]

one time i put an irremovable world title around my waste, the toilet was clogged for days

[FourFifty]

So, are the Usos REALLY the tag team champions?


I'm not trying to contribute to this thread. I'm just saying that the tag team scene had the depth of a large puddle. It's The Usos, and a ton of jobbers taking turns jobbing to each other.