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D Mac
02-10-2006, 01:39 AM
I mean, who could forget such great lines as

"Joey, ever seen a grown man naked?"

or

"Surely you're not serious"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

or

"The white zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers only."
"Don't start with your white zone shit again."

:rofl: RO-FUCKING-FL:rofl:
Blitz
02-10-2006, 01:52 AM
Never seen Airplane. I haven't the slightest idea why.
el fregadero
02-10-2006, 02:07 AM
It is defintely worthy of the "ROFL" tag. Any movie with Leslie Nielsen is great.

And that includes Mr. Magoo and 2001: A Space Travesty.
Me
02-10-2006, 02:37 AM
It is defintely worthy of the "ROFL" tag. Any movie with Leslie Nielsen is great.

And that includes Mr. Magoo and 2001: <strike>A Space Travesty</strike> A Film Travesty.
Morgan
02-10-2006, 11:22 AM
"Joey, have you ever being to a turkish prison?"

"Self service baggage claim"
wwe2222
02-10-2006, 11:30 AM
yeah, this is one of my all time favorite comedies

Striker!

guy punches a woman
loopydate
02-10-2006, 12:42 PM
"You'd better tell the captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients. But that's not important right now."

"You got a letter from Headquarters this morning."
"What is it?"
"It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important."
Boondock Saint
02-10-2006, 12:48 PM
I concur. Classic.
MVP
02-10-2006, 12:48 PM
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
Kane Knight
02-10-2006, 12:51 PM
I don't think it's one of the funniest, but it was surely a groundbreaking comedy and holds up even today.
loopydate
02-10-2006, 03:16 PM
It was a groundbreaking comedy and holds up even today.

But don't call me Shirley.
el fregadero
02-10-2006, 03:17 PM
Come on, the 3 Tenors performing In The Navy is classic.
Triple A
02-10-2006, 03:32 PM
Yeah love that shit.
road doggy dogg
02-10-2006, 05:09 PM
Haven't watched that in forever, kinda got an urge too nowwww
Lock Jaw
02-10-2006, 06:04 PM
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
YOUR Hero
02-10-2006, 08:14 PM
Yup. Maybe the best comedy to watch whilst stoned.
Lock Jaw
02-10-2006, 11:52 PM
I don't know. I don't think I'd be able to appreciate the humour while people are throwing rocks at me.
D Mac
02-11-2006, 12:51 AM
And Striker had this "drinking problem."

He could'nt get it into his mouth. :lol:
D Mac
02-11-2006, 12:51 AM
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Hanging Lady :rofl:
loopydate
02-11-2006, 01:06 PM
Today's Leslie Nielsen's 80th birthday, btw.
Kane Knight
02-11-2006, 01:09 PM
Today's Leslie Nielsen's 80th birthday, btw.

Jesus Christ, Ric Flair's THAT old?
Kane Knight
02-11-2006, 01:10 PM
Sorry, but when I was younger, I watched the first Naked Gun, and after that, I couldn't see Flair in the ring without thinking "Lt Frank Drebbin--Police Squad!"
YOUR Hero
02-11-2006, 08:58 PM
I don't know. I don't think I'd be able to appreciate the humour while people are throwing rocks at me.

Surely, you misunderstood me.
Cool King
02-11-2006, 09:08 PM
"Surely you're not serious"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

7 second clip of that. (http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/files/shirley.wav)
Boondock Saint
02-12-2006, 06:30 PM
This is on HBOCM right now. :love:
Kane Knight
02-13-2006, 11:24 AM
Anyone else actually have the "Don't call me Shirley" edition?

The extra footage and studff is pretty weak, especially since it pauses to load every time it goes to one of the asides. Like triples the length of the movie because it jumps away every 20 seconds or so, and it takes like 5-10 seconds per load, and then another 5-10 to return to the movie.