Who's Watching Smackdown? (spoiler)

[Marc the Smark]

I'm watching tonight, for the first time in months, and I think it's pretty good.

Ya think Matt Hardy will join MNM?

[Y3J]

No.

[Marc the Smark]

I think he should. Or, get a cool tag partner and kick their asses.

[Y3J]

OK...that's nice.

[Kane Knight]

I'd love it if he did and then got swerved by them.

[Xero]

What the fuck is London and Kendrick's gimmick?

Writer: We need something for Paul London and Brian Kendrick, do you have any suggestions Mr. McMahon?

Vince: Never heard of them, so throw them in shorts and give them masks. Masks are always good.

[Marc the Smark]

Yeah, masks have always done a lot for wrestlers.

Remember The Conquistadors? :lol:

[Kane Knight]

What the fuck is London and Kendrick's gimmick?

Writer: We need something for Paul London and Brian Kendrick, do you have any suggestions Mr. McMahon?

Vince: Never heard of them, so throw them in shorts and give them masks. Masks are always good.

They're getting TV time...Who cares? ;)

[Marc the Smark]

Benoit will CLEARLY go over at No Way Out :y:

[Marc the Smark]

They're getting TV time...Who cares? ;)

Great point!

[Y3J]

Yeah, masks have always done a lot for wrestlers.

Remember The Conquistadors? :lol:

It's Los Conquistadors. and actually yeah, they were tag champions if I recall.

[Kane Knight]

London and Kendrick are doing the impossible...Making MNM entertaining.

[Xero]

Yeah, masks have always done a lot for wrestlers.

Remember The Conquistadors? :lol:


Yeah, Jose and Jose reeked of awesomeness. :y:

[Marc the Smark]

It's Los Conquistadors. and actually yeah, they were tag champions if I recall.

I meant the ORIGINAL team, not Edge and Christian. The ORIGINAL team were jobbers.

[Kane Knight]

Also, does Kendrick look 12?

[Marc the Smark]

Also, does Kendrick look 12?

ALWAYS

[Kane Knight]

ALWAYS

He looks even younger since his return, but I normally forget to say anything while I'm on TPWW.

[Xero]

I got to get a fucking TiVo... I never pay attention to SmackDown! anymore, I just listen to it and glance at it (except during certain matches)...

[Y3J]

He looks even younger since his return, but I normally forget to say anything while I'm on TPWW.

KK forget to say something? That'll be the day.

[Xero]

JBL is a wrestling.... BUDDHA!

[Kane Knight]

KK forget to say something? That'll be the day.

LOL

Don't be a crybaby, kid.

[Kane Knight]

I got to get a fucking TiVo... I never pay attention to SmackDown! anymore, I just listen to it and glance at it (except during certain matches)...

LOL I know what you mean, but I kinda do the same with Raw.

[Kane Knight]

JBL is a wrestling.... BUDDHA!

Just don't say wrestling Mohammed, some retarded fuck'll set fire to your keyboard.

[Xero]

LOL I know what you mean, but I kinda do the same with Raw.
I do it with RAW too, but I actually WATCH RAW more...

[Xero]

Just don't say wrestling Mohammed, some retarded fuck'll set fire to your keyboard.
Okay...

JBL is a wrestling... ALAYALLELAYLAYEAA!

[Kane Knight]

I do it with RAW too, but I actually WATCH RAW more...

For me, it doesn't help that I don't normally watch it live anymore anyway. So when I watch, it's kinda sporradic.

[Kane Knight]

Okay...

JBL is a wrestling... ALAYALLELAYLAYEAA!

Okay, now I'm just gonna have to kill random people in protest of your parody. Mohammed no likely...He demand me imolate myself to teach you a lesson.

[Xero]

Did they just chant "We Want Bret"?

[Kane Knight]

Think he's gonna blow up the lowrider?

[Kane Knight]

Did they just chant "We Want Bret"?

No, they were clearly chanting for Reg, or Reggie Fil-Aime (I don't know or care how they spell it).

The Nintendo DS is gonna do a run-in on Smackdown.

[Xero]

Okay, now I'm just gonna have to kill random people in protest of your parody. Mohammed no likely...He demand me imolate myself to teach you a lesson.
In response, I respectfully turn you over to my lawyer, Mr. Daivari.

Daivari: (Shouts in Farsi for five minutes)

Thank you Daivari.

[Kane Knight]

Ah yes. When midgets attack.

[Kane Knight]

In response, I respectfully turn you over to my lawyer, Mr. Daivari.

Daivari: (Shouts in Farsi for five minutes)

Thank you Daivari.

LOL You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Daivari again.

[Xero]

Did Helms get plastic surgery? He looks different. (Minus the obvious mask missing.)

[Funky Fly]

Probably the beard.

Also, London & Kendrick's masks = ratings.

[Xero]

That's it. He shaved his beard.

And his eyes look beady...

LOL, Pirate...

[Funky Fly]

What the bloody shitcakes was that? Burchill is gonna get buried.

[Xero]

Why are wrestling midgets the only midgets I've ever seen that are in proportion?

[Xero]

I have no idea why, but I just laughed at Finlay beating up midgets... :rofl:

[Mr. Nerfect]

I have a strong feeling that Paul London & Brian Kendrick WANTED the masks, and that it is there way of crying out for attention. Hey, if the WWE actually gave them TV time, it could work.

I really hope they go with MNM vs. Paul London & Brian Kendrick vs. The Mexicools at No Way Out. It would be even better if they put them in a TLC Match. :drool:

I don't think Matt Hardy will join MNM. He will probably join Road Warrior Animal and face MNM for the WWE Tag Team Championship at No Way Out and WrestleMania. I think a heel turn would be good for Hardy, though. Chris Benoit vs. Heel Matt Hardy for the WWE United States Championship?

I have just noticed all my paragraphs begin with "I". I should probably stop doing that.

I might actually order No Way Out, now. Booker T vs. Chris Benoit always adds to an event, even if it is nothing earth-shattering (anymore). JBL vs. Bobby Lashley is just there, but it should be better than expected. Kurt Angle vs. The Undertaker and Rey Mysterio vs. Randy Orton are both likely to be solid. I'm not going to say MOTY candidates, although they could surprise us (Mysterio vs. Orton is more likely to do this). They should both add to the event rather than take away from it, though. Throw in a Cruiserweight Title Match, the already mentioned TLC Match, William Regal vs. Paul Burchill and Matt Hardy vs. Mark Henry, and you have yourself a pretty stacked No Way Out.

[Marc the Smark]

So do we say Smackdown was better than Raw this week????

And look, TWO PAGES! That never happens!

[Kane Knight]

Did Helms get plastic surgery? He looks different. (Minus the obvious mask missing.)

Looks like he's gained a little wait.

[Kane Knight]

What the bloody shitcakes was that? Burchill is gonna get buried.

LOL Bigtime.

[Kane Knight]

I have no idea why, but I just laughed at Finlay beating up midgets... :rofl:

Drunk Irish folks wialing on midgets is always funny.

[Kane Knight]

So do we say Smackdown was better than Raw this week????

And look, TWO PAGES! That never happens!

It's pretty solid, and no Edge-Cena.

[Marc the Smark]

It's pretty solid, and no Edge-Cena.

Well here's Mark Henry, who's almost as bad, but at least he'll go away soon.

[Kane Knight]

Well here's Mark Henry, who's almost as bad, but at least he'll go away soon.

Mark's worse than one of them, but not both.

And what's with the sneeze faces?

God, Taker-Henry, I forgot how much this is gonna suck.

I take it back. Gimme Edge-Cena...

[Funky Fly]

Drunk Irish folks wialing on midgets is always funny.
With a Shilaeley (sp?) no less.

god I hate those fucking juniors.

[Kane Knight]

GOOD GOD WHY DO THEY HAVE TO RUIN SMACKDOWN SO?

[Kane Knight]

With a Shilaeley (sp?) no less.

god I hate those fucking juniors.

Shaleghlay or something.

[Funky Fly]

So I changed the channel at the end. What happen?

[Kane Knight]

So I changed the channel at the end. What happen?

MNM came out at the "summoning" of Daivari, and they started to get the better of Taker. Then Angle came down for the Save, and as everyone's escaping and Taker's posing with the belt, they announce a tag handicap of Taker/Angle vs MNM/Henry.

[Skippord]

What the bloody shitcakes was that? Burchill is gonna get buried.

KENNEDY'D

[McLegend]

I liked the MNM match and Undertaker/Henery, but otherwise SD was lacking.

However Finally kicking a midget's head off is maybe the greatest thing I have ever seen.