Official Raw Thread 02/13/06-HHH Tourney Continues (Obviously spoilers)

[Blitz]

Yeah, yeah, it's not live in the US, but for anyone curious about what's going on...

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/2138568

Thursday Night RAW
February 16, 2006

There’s already a blockbuster lineup of matches announced for a special Thursday Night RAW (9/8 CT; USA).

The Rated-R Superstar will attempt to regain the WWE Championship in a match officiated by John Cena’s hand-picked referee: Mick Foley. Edge earned the rematch thanks to a controversial disqualification victory involving Lita. Can Edge seize the moment and become a two-time world champion, or will Foley be raising Cena’s hand in victory? We’ll find out on Thursday night.

In semifinals of the Road to WrestleMania Tournament, Triple H battles familiar rival Big Show, and Chris Masters takes on Rob Van Dam.

Triple H and Big Show have squared off at New Year’s Revolution and during the Royal Rumble Match, but the stakes will be high on RAW with a spot in the finals on the line. In the recent past, the Cerebral Assassin has pulled out all the stops to neutralize the size and strength of the largest athlete in the world. Will “The Game” find a way to win again, or will Big Show get some sweet revenge and advance in the Tournament?

“The Masterpiece” has never experienced the pageantry of WrestleMania, but the rising star is only two wins away from having his WrestleMania debut come in the main event for the WWE Championship. Meanwhile, RVD has patiently rehabbed an injury, itching to get back to action and into the championship hunt. Will the “Whole Dam Show” overwhelm Masters, or will he find himself trapped in the Master Lock like so many others? Watch RAW on Thursday night to find out who’s going to the finals of the Road to WrestleMania Tournament.

In addition, one of the greatest Superstars in WWE history will have his career come to a screeching halt during a “Mandatory Shawn Michaels Retirement Party” ordered by Mr. McMahon. HBK isn’t likely to be in a partying mood and anything could happen.

All this and much more on a special Thursday night edition of RAW (9/8 CT; USA Network).

[Y3J]

Triple H!
Triple H!
Triple H!

[Y3J]

RVD!
RVD!
RVD!

[Y3J]

CHRISTIAN CAGE!
CHRISTIAN CAGE!
CHRISTIAN CAGE!

[Skippord]

BOB SANDERS

[Xero]

CHI-WA-WA! CHI-WA-WA!

[Blitz]

Gonna be a busy thread tonight, I see.

[loopydate]

Well...y'know...it's three days early.

[Blitz]

Not for Canada.

Typical american ignorance. :)

[The Naitch]

http://www.youtube.com/w/The-Jucie-Bar?v=UwDnvIldGz4&search=Juventud%20Guerrera (HHH)

[loopydate]

Not for Canada.

Typical american ignorance. :)

Well, yeah. But you know the percentage of people who post in the RAW threads that are American is really really high, right?

[Loose Cannon]

KANE KANE, KANE IS HERE

[Blitz]

That's why I wasn't sure if I should post it. Basically it's here for anyone who might be curious about what's happening.

[Xero]

Only like a 7th who post in these threads aren't American...

[Blitz]

HHH/Show is the first match.

[NeanderCarl]

Re: The Mandatory Shawn Michaels Retirement Party....

I forsee the party being interrupted by somebody representing the "Board of Directors" who don't want Shawn Michaels to retire for the good of the WWE (ratings, buyrates etc.) That interrupter could well be the new Raw G.M. appointed by the Board because Vince was taking too long to hire somebody (Dusty Rhodes maybe? Even Eric Bischoff?)

By the way, what happened to this brand new entrance music Big Show was supposed to be getting?

[Xero]

OMFG! MC MUTT JUST WOOF-U'D FOOFFY FOOFFY FUMP!

[NeanderCarl]

Yo Blitz you better write SPOILERS in the thread title, lest the Yanks complain ;)

[Joe Kerr]

Raw is Dogs

[The Greater Power]

For those of you getting info on RAW, where are you getting it from?

[Joe Kerr]

wait....If Raw is going on wont wwe still have unlimited up?

[NeanderCarl]

No there's no Unlimited tonight, which sucks because it's still live everywhere else except USA

[Xero]

Isn't everywhere else blocked for Unlimited but the US? Or is that just the UK?

[Joe Kerr]

Christian Cage finally won the Heavyweight title...all it took was him going to TNA

[NeanderCarl]

Nah we get Unlimited in the UK, we just don't get the webshows Velocity and Heat anymore, 'coz we still get them on Sky Sports on the weekend, so I suppose the advertisers were pissed off that we could watch Heat and Velocity (if we actually even WANTED to) before they were shown on TV, costing them viewers.

[NeanderCarl]

This match sucks and the crowd is not really into it at all. Wonder if the ol' Sound Sweetening machine will be wheeled out in time for Thursdays showing, complete with age-old shots of the crowd pumping for Cena and booing for Triple H back when they actually cared about him.

[ThruTheWire]

That was a huge pedigree.

[Joe Kerr]

I guess its not really a spoiler since it happened yesterday

[Blitz]

:eek: Show kicks out f the Pedigree.

[Blitz]

Match ends in a double count out. After, Show spears Trips through the crowd barrier.

[Joe Kerr]

RVD needs to win and go to Wrestlemania by default

[ThruTheWire]

HHH V. Show V. Masters or RVD next week

[Blitz]

Next week, Triple Threat match with Show, HHH, and whoever wins RVD/Masters.

[Blitz]

Mama Benjamin's bounced back quickly.

[JT]

I guess this question is going to prove how computer illiterate I really am, but do any of you UK guys have a link for Unlimited over there (I've gathered the impression that you guys are getting it).

[Blitz]

I'm in canada, and I don't have Unlimited.

[JT]

Damn...why couldn't Spike give TNA a special tonight. IF anything, it would save me from boredom (and I'm not interested in the olympics).

[Loose Cannon]

bullshit. Double countout gets you knocked out of tourneys :mad:

[Drakul]

I guess this question is going to prove how computer illiterate I really am, but do any of you UK guys have a link for Unlimited over there (I've gathered the impression that you guys are getting it).
WWE.com has blocked the UK from watching unlimited and Heat/Velocity because Sky where complaining that it took away people that would watch heat/velocity on the Sky tv stations.

[Blitz]

Benjamin/Eugene up now :|

[Blitz]

And it's over. Shelton wins with the Exploder.

[ThruTheWire]

Shelton sounds alot better on the mic than usual.

[Blitz]

Flair/Benjamin for the IC belt next week.

[Blitz]

God, this HBK retirement thing better have an interesting payoff.

[The Greater Power]

*SPOILERS*
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DARK MATCH

(1) Val Venis beat Doug Basham with a Money Shot.

HEAT MATCHES

(1) Kane beat Johnny Parisi (a/k/a Johnny Swinger) in a squash in 90 seconds.

(2) Tyson Tomko & Gene Snitsky beat Chris Hammrick & a partner.

(3) Goldust beat Trevor Murdoch. Bad match. Too long. In the end, Goldust set up the Shattered Dream. Goldust waitied and milked it, then Trevor rolled out of the ring. He rolled out of the ring and refused to return, thus was counted out. Goldust then bowed to the fans in celebration as if he had some classic match. Crap match. Really bad.

(4) Viscera beat Rob Conway.

RAW BROADCAST

(1) Big Show and Triple H wrestled to a double countout, so both are eliminated. They wrestled 14 minutes! Bad match. Really slow paced. The crowd popped big for the intros, but once the match started, crowd heat died. Show bled. He kicked out of a Pedigree. Triple H choked out of a chokeslam. They brawled at ringside slowly and were sloppy in spots. They ended up counting both out. They teased that an announcers' table spot with Show chokeslamming Triple H, but they didn't do it. Triple H escaped. Then Show speared him through the barricade as they cut to a commercial. Then they cut to a commercial.

They showed a clip of the Shawn Michaels "I lost my smile" speech that he has never lived down. It's part of an ongoing series of clips that pay tribute to his soon-to-be-over career.

Vince McMahon announced Big Show and Triple H impressed him with their intensity, so since neither lost, they will wrestle the winner of Rob Van Dam vs. Chris Masters on next week's show in a three-way match.

Mamma Benjamin is begging Vince McMahon to give Shelton an IC Title shot. McMahon said if Shelton beats Eugene this week, he gets a title shot next week against Flair.

Backstage, Lita came on to McMahon backstage.

Mick Foley and Edge cut a promo backstage. Foley said he didn't like his disrespecting Jim Duggan. He said he could call his match straight, though, despite his bias. Edge said he better make the three count or it will be the biggest mistake of his life.

Matt Striker came out and did one of his teacher promos. He preached for abstinence. When Striker said, "I'm your teacher," I got defensive because one of my students was sitting ten rows away from me. I was sure to tell him, "No, I'm your teacher."

Credit: Torch

And I guess shelton already beat eugene.

[Blitz]

Ashley vs. Torrie freakin Wilson next. :'(

[Zen v.W.o.]

"come on, you were an ass long before I made one out of ya..come on!"

I still have that raw on one of my VHS tapes. He tore into Vince throughout the entire comercial break.

[Blitz]

Chloe was just used as a foreign object.

[Blitz]

Jesus ,and I thought Ashley/Mickie was bad. Ashley badly botches a Crucifix for the win.

Candace announces she's on the cover of Playboy next month.

[Blitz]

Michael's retirement party is next.

[Blitz]

LOL, Spirit Squad doin a cheer for Shawn.

[Blitz]

Really odd promo from Vince, saying that he wants Shawn's inner peace.

[Blitz]

All right. Shawn teases signing the release papers, then tears them up. Vince slaps him, leaves the ring, and tells Shawn he has just opened his own personal hell.

[Xero]

Wow.... Sounds like a disappointment...

[Blitz]

Some great facials from Vince, tho.

[Blitz]

Oh. Hell. Yeah.

Bret Hart will be inducted into the Hall Of Fame this year :love:

RVD/Masters is going now. I dunno what the main event'll be.

[The Greater Power]

Cena/Edge will main event

[Blitz]

RVD hits the 5 Star for the win.

[NeanderCarl]

Just to clarify the Unlimited confusion from earlier: Unlimited IS available to UK fans as I watch it every week. It is only Heat/Velocity that are blocked on this side of the pond.

However there is no Unlimited tonight, doubtless due to the fact Raw isn't going out live in the USA. I would expect Unlimited segments will be posted during the Thursday showing instead.

Surprised that Bret Hart agreed to the Hall of Fame!

[Blitz]

Cena/Edge will main event

I completely forgot about that match.

[NeanderCarl]

Off topic, but WWE.com just announced Orton's been released from his contract.

[NeanderCarl]

LOL at misleading you. I meant Cowboy Bob Orton of course. Didn't even realize he was under contract.

[Blitz]

Trish's boyfriend goes into her dressing room. Mickie is in there dressed up as Trish. Mickie tries to seduce Jack, but he says no. Mickie starts screaming that Jack is touching her. Security comes in and takes Jack away. Mickie smiles.

[The Greater Power]

http://www.youtube.com/w/April-Fools?v=sd5stIN-Uxc&search=bret%20hart

[Blitz]

LOL at the Power 25 this week. Greg Helms is higher up than JBL.

[Blitz]

Mickie is sobbing at Trish about what happened with Jack. Trish for some reason believes her.

[NeanderCarl]

PMSL @ that April Fool's joke, awesome reaction from that dude

[Blitz]

http://www.youtube.com/w/April-Fools?v=sd5stIN-Uxc&search=bret%20hart

:lol:

[Blitz]

Edge/Cena comin up.

[NeanderCarl]

Trying to convince his mates that the commercial did, indeed, refer to Bret Hart:

"it said the Hart of wrestling will beat again...

and it was spelt H-A-R-T.

(Stops, thinks) AND IT HAD BRET HART ALL OVER IT!"

Wicked

[JT]

http://www.youtube.com/w/April-Fools?v=sd5stIN-Uxc&search=bret%20hart

A year later, this young man would come onto these forums and go on a rant about Wrestlemania XXI spoilers.

[Blitz]

LOL, Foley ejects Lita from ringside.

[Blitz]

Cena FU's Edge for the win.

Afterwards, Edge spears Foley.

Pretty boring show.

[Mr. JL]

RV F'N D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xero]

ROFL at that guy memorizing the screwjob's date...

[Blue Demon]

Bret in the HOF :love:

[Mayo]

LOL it is always the same old shit with Cena overcoming the odds and doing his boring routines again. He just doesn't have that 'it' factor to me, and I for one will be ecstatic if (and hopefully when) Trips takes the belt from him at WM :)

[James Steele]

Agreed.

[Corkscrewed]

That sounded like a boring show. No, literally, nothing sounded intriguing to watch. At least last week's SD had London/Kendrick vs MNM, Captain Paul Burchill, and Finlay kicking midgets.

[Azriel]

Amusing Striker promo on Unlimited

"the sex" :lol:

[Azriel]

Shut up Todd

[St. Jimmy]

the whole McMahon/Micheals segment went into kinda a wierd place.

=/

[Xero]

I thought Vince was going to have a heart attack. His face literally turned red.

[Xero]

Anyone else notice that they wait at least 20 seconds before Cena's music hits and he comes out? It's like they want to build up our excitement because we think he's injured and then crush it when he comes out.

[McLegend]

yeah it's really not that hard to notice

[Skippord]

WHAT A SPLASH

[Skippord]

and Joey Styles dies a little more inside

[Blitz]

So did they leave in the massive botch from the Ashley/Torrie match?

[Xero]

If you mean the Crucifix, yeah. I don't see how they could have taken it out realistically.

[Azriel]

Did Maria have the night off? I wanted my Maria fix

[Kane Knight]

Wow, this was not a good night for production.

At first, I thought the crowd was lackluster for HHH/Show, but it occurred to me after seeing the spirit squad that they might not be mic-ing people properly. Then we see the Vince/HBK segment, and suddenly the crowd's active again. Even then, they sounded horribly clipped, but that part might have been my cable.

[loopydate]

Wow. I never thought I'd be glad to not have power, but it looks like of all the RAWs to miss, this was a good one.

[Kane Knight]

Wow. I never thought I'd be glad to not have power, but it looks like of all the RAWs to miss, this was a good one.

I don't know. Foley's Jewels+Lita+Edge's live sex promie=gold.

[Skippord]

That Benjamin/Eugene Match was like 2 minutes

[What Would Kevin Do?]

So did they leave in the massive botch from the Ashley/Torrie match?

But they edited out pony tits :( That made me sad. I soooo wanted to hear that....

(Incase you're wondering, if you watched Raw, you may have heard Joey say.. She................. GOT HER BY THE PONYTAILS. Live, he accidentally originally said "She's got her by the pony tits." He then repeats it, and King says "I'm glad you said ponytails this time.)

Also, I didn't think the HHH/Show match was bad. IN fact, I thought it was pretty good/

[Fox]

Anyone else notice the dubbed-down reactions for Rob Van Dam?

After he won the match, he stood on the turnbuckle and yelled to the crowd, doing the "R-V-D" pose several times, and each time, even though I pushed my volume to the max, you could only barely hear the audience doing it.

Now, unless the crowd felt it neccesary to whisper "R-V-D," I have a feeling he's getting dubbed out.

[Mr. JL]

Anyone else notice the dubbed-down reactions for Rob Van Dam?

After he won the match, he stood on the turnbuckle and yelled to the crowd, doing the "R-V-D" pose several times, and each time, even though I pushed my volume to the max, you could only barely hear the audience doing it.

Now, unless the crowd felt it neccesary to whisper "R-V-D," I have a feeling he's getting dubbed out.
I don't think his crowd reactions are being dubbed out. I just think the fans are confused because Rob Van Dam is actually winning matches...

[Kane Knight]

Anyone else notice the dubbed-down reactions for Rob Van Dam?

After he won the match, he stood on the turnbuckle and yelled to the crowd, doing the "R-V-D" pose several times, and each time, even though I pushed my volume to the max, you could only barely hear the audience doing it.

Now, unless the crowd felt it neccesary to whisper "R-V-D," I have a feeling he's getting dubbed out.

I honestly don't think they were doing this intentionally, because the crowd seemed muted most of the time...I mean, why would they intentionally mute HHH's reaction?

[Kane Knight]

I don't think his crowd reactions are being dubbed out. I just think the fans are confused because Rob Van Dam is actually winning matches...

Or distracted, waiting for a vendor to come by with Doritos.