SmackDown! Captions [2-10-2006]

[loopydate]

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[Skippord]

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FCC:MIDGETS ARE FUCKING LIVE ON TV
FCC:Sorry I meant having Intercourse
Vince:Yes Its all going according to plan

[JH]

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Hardy: Oh cool a quarter

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Cole: And Steven Richards with an incredible spear on Helms

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Fat Midget: Hey lady you wanna play with my meat

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Palmer: This is a joke right
Pirate: ARGHHHHHHHHH ME MATIE
Kennedy: You gotta be fucking kidding me whats next the return of Pierre The Quebeccer....Quebeccer HA HA

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Introducing Dancing With People Nobody Gives A Fuck About

[Xero]

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Kurt: MY BELTY!
Taker: Give me it!
*Kurt humps it*
Taker: On second thought... Keep it...

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Booker: YO MAN! THIS AIN'T FUNNY! You KNOW I have a fear of pasta ever since I saw someone get gunned down at Vinnie's Pizzeria!

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Matt: Are you my mommy?
Melina: No... :wtf:
Matt: Are you Lita?
Melina: Uh... Yeah! :naughty:
*Matt pops her one*

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Spanky: Holy shit! This picture makes it look like I actually WRESTLED at a WrestleMania! :love:

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MNM debuted their new triple team finisher, The Force Bomb, with the help of Charles Robinson.

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JR: BAHGAWD 3D!!!

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Kennedy: *Breathes in* We've got your black ones, your white ones, your purple ones, your Mexican, American, and Japanese midgets! Yes, down at Kennedy Kennedy's Midget Emporium, KKME for short, you can buy any kind of midget for any of your needs! Want a one eyed pirate midget? We got it! Need a new maid? We got em'! And if we don't, we'll get it in, free of charge! That's Kennedy Kennedy's Midget Emporium, on the corner of Hunter Drive and Route 69!

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Johnny Depp: SON OF A BITCH!

[Lock Jaw]

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Tell me of this Muffin Man and I may ease your suffering.

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First Kanyon now this.

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Sieg Heil!

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Bob Orton wasn't too happy before he left.

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Matt: Want to see my blog? :naughty:

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Kennedy: Come on guys! Hop in!

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Palmer Canon: That's my mother!

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Burchill: I've come to commandeer a midget.

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GET IN MAH BELLY.

[Skippord]

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Jeff Jarret:BEST STROKE EVER

[Cuzziebro]

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Chris Benoit was outraged when he found out that JBL had stolen his favourite boot. Benoit wanted it back.

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Helms: I piss on the corpse.

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A scene from the new Ken Kennedy movie "Attack of the Midgets".

[FourFifty]

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Cannon: What part of "She's Jewish" do you not understand!?!?

[FourFifty]

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Kennedy: So, like, did part of you die when you started this gimmick?
Burchill: At first yes, but then I thought of Marty Wright.
Cannon: Who?
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When you need to burp Mark Henry, you need to burp him TO THE XTREME!!!

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Mark: Mmmm, taste like momma's homemade beef jerky.

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In a sudden heel turn, Mark Henry and the ref reform The Nation

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Taker: It was an accident! He thought he was a quail!
Davari: But he shot the man in his FUCKING FACE!!!

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WWE's first big PPV in France, coming this year...
"Le Mania"

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Matt Hardy: So JBL, where do you get your fiscal advice?
JBL: My right hand.
JBL moving his right hand: You need to turn heel Mr. Hardy!

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Only Chris Benoit could save Mini Nick from the wrath of JBL's ax kick.

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Benoit: AHHH! STINK CROTCH!!!

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Going back to the "What can Benoit do in 22.5 seconds, he tries his first shot at an orgasm, while Orlando gets ready for his next storyline.

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Booker: Damn, that's the last time we let a pair of Lita's panties sit in the trunk overnight...

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Melina: Matt, this is hard for me to say... Listen, I think you're really cool, and I'd like to go on a date with you.
Matt: Woah, I can't rush things... Can't we go into a chat room first? Maybe play an MORPG? Hey, I know how to start things out! What's your myspace name?

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Random WWE writer: Hey, anyone read that book Christine?

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Worst. Swanton Bomb. Ever.

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Brian Kendrick's new Born Again gimmick was the reason why he had to try to stop these two men from grinding in the middle of the ring.

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Helms: Weee! I'm riding a motor bike! Beep Beep!

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Nunzio and Helms do their "A cruiser weight asks Vice for a push" act.

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Crystal: Oh My God! Please, use some breath mints!
Cannon: WWE Brand Breath Mints... That'll work!
Kennedy: I'M PLAYING FULL CONTACT PACMAN!!!

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Kennedy: So, like, did part of you die when you started this gimmick?
Burchill: :'(

[Cool King]

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Taker thought that everyone was joking about Henry's electric personality, boy was he wrong.

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Taker: How dare you wear white! I hear what you do at night.

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This brings back painfull memories of Berlin for JBL.

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Benoit: Oh God! O'Haire's not in his cage!

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Item C: White polyester shirt. White polyester shirt with pockets at each side and one at the left breast. $39.99 Note: Microphone not included.

Item D: Stonewash Denim Jeans. Denim Jeans with hem line stitching and studs around the belt area. $19.99

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Helms: RING ADING DING DING DING BOW! BOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW! DING DING DING DING BOW BOW WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*

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Palmer: Congrats Ken, you knocked over all the coconuts, so you get to pick what cuddly toy you get.

Kennedy: I want the pink one....















Pink one!

*It's the Crazy Frog, for anyone who doesn't get it.

[Impact!]

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Undertaker and Mark Henry's invisable Motorbike with side cart was the envy of the entire roster.

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Now who has a foot fetish

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The ref didnt realise the power he had until the Undertaker pushed him that little bit to far.

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Taker: TITTY TWISTER

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Mark: So where Mark at??

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Here we see Undertaker and Mark Henry attempt the dredded two motorbikes in a steel ball cage thingy, in a invisable cage, with invisiable motorbikes.

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Taker:Is..Is that..A third nipple :wtf:

*Angle slides belt over third nipple*

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JBL: DID U DO THAT, DID YOU DO THAT :mad:

*Rubs face in "it"*

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Cole (thinking to himself): Damn he can open his mouth wide

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Even JBL was repulsed by the smell of his foot inside his boot.

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Benoit ws no differant to JBL

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Benoit: YOU....WILL...SMELL....HIS....BOOT

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Ultimate Invisable Limbo

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Benoit: Guess where my hands been :naughty:

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Where will you be when Stevie Strikes

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Vince: I thought that's what you paid black people

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Melina: I like your blog

Matt: I like your...Tag team

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Moments later Eddie's ghost got its revenge on Orton by Driving over him

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I'll teach you to get run over by eddies car *shakes fist*

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Is that...A Hemoroid (sp?)

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I thought I ran into you, down on the street

But then it turned out only to be a dream

I made a point to burn all the photographs

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Black Chick: *orgasm*

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Nitro + Kendrick: Ah Photographs...HIDE

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Kendrick: LEVATATION

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Lashley: Aheh heh heh Caught myself another one

MNM: Noooooo Paul :'(

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London and Kendricks jedi powers were truly amazing

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Mercury: SMACK MA BITCH UP

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Shane Helms farts not only sounded like a motorbike, they made him levitate like he was really riding one.

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Helms: Told you I can shit out talent Vince

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Welcome To Ken Kennedy Masturbates

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Some of his "stuff" landed on my ham, Want it?

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Burchill: You guys look so gay

[darkangel131]

Didn't read anything. Sorry if I repeat.

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Mark pushed Undertaker away, since he found out Undertaker had STDs.
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Eat my foot.
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Orlando was having a seizure.
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The can-can was definitely not for JBL.
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The dancing lesson was not going well.
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Matt had to throw up after seeing the replay of Jillian's mole being bitten off. But Benoit was there to stop it.
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Melina: (seductively)Matt, I need a favor...
Matt: NO.
Melina: :'(
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Randy: Brian?
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Worst. Basket Toss. Ever.
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Charles Robinson: :| I'm gonna be sick of watching sex all day long.
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London was strong with the force and kung fu.
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Helms practiced his new magic trick. Crapping in mid-air.
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...and pissing in mid-air.
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This is actually Batista's shoulder!
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Kennedy & Palmer: Who are you?

[Hired Hitman]

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His new Video Game "Randy Theft Auto" didn't go over as well as he hoped.

[Vastardikai]

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Here we see Taker trying to go to first base...

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Both men were counted out when the headless, one-armed Ref made his Ten Count.

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The ref, bored by the in-ring action, busted into a sudden Ultimate Warrior impression.

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Kevin Nash was impressed by Henry's ability to tear his quad after a clothesline.

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...Still bored after finishing the Ultimate Warrior impression, the referee busts into his Tugboat impression.

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The fans were confused by the fact that they could only see a floating Devil head in the ring...

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Taker: What's that smell?

Daviari: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE!

Taker: DOOKIE?!?

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Why the floating Devil Head was allowed to beat down Kurt Angle was anyone's guess.

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Kurt quickly covered up his wardrobe malfunction.

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Nick Patrick, a subtle hater of the net, offers approval to JBL's beating down of the King of LiveJournal.

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Matt liked to fly around on his imaginary hang-glider and have wrestlers push him around. The wrestlers, on the other hand...

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Booker: On top of SPAGHETTI.... ALL COVERED IN CHEESE!

Tazz: :wtf:

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Benoit has bizarre ways of admiring footwear.

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Jabbing a fork in your opponent's knee isn't the most technical way to escape the Sharpshooter, but it is effective nonetheless.

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It was painful to watch JBL masturbate in the middle of the ring, but it was like a trainwreck, they couldn't turn their eyes away...

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Orlando and Benoit's German Suplex-Enhanced Elbow on JBL almost killed him.

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Benoit: Just JOB, you Jobbing Jobber!

Matt: :'( *taps*

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Not everyone could stomach a match between Pat Patterson and Kanyon...

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Booker: I heard of people shitting in somebody's bag, salad, and even crown. But, C'mon! This is beyond fucking sick? Who SHIT in the Trunk of my car?

Randy: *in the shadows* Say I'm not a legitimate Main Eventer, will you?

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Melina: Hi, Matt!

Matt: Hello, Melina.

Melina: I just wanted to say that you are a really nice guy and, despite being a jobber, you're probably the cutest guy on the roster.

Matt: Thanks, that really means alot, you know?

Melina: Your welcome. Just the thought of it all makes me really horny.

Matt: Cool! Wanna go cyber?

Melina: Maybe later. What I wanted to ask you was, Do you know where Edge is?

Matt: :mad:

Yeah, I know it was a long setup...

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Some fan: Your dad should get Hepatitus and lose his job!

Randy: :'(

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Randy learned a tough lesson that night: DON'T FUCK WITH THE JUNIORS!

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Rey: Mock Eddie, will you? Now it's time to learn a lesson: JBL-style!

Ref: I can't look!

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Randy: I can't believe I ate the WHOLE THING!

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The ref and the trainer made shocking heel turns by giving Randy a DOUBLE Backdrop Driver.

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Worst. Cartwheel. Ever.

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Kendrick shows balance by walking up a member of MNM's arm.

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Kendrick: For some reason, I see the head of a duck.

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Super Kendrickio jumped to soon... dying when he hit the side of the Little MNM-bas...

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MNM tried to hail a cab for their plastered friend, but to no avail...

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No one cared that Helms could jump over Nunzio's arm...

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Nunzio botched a neckbreaker...

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Why is the cameraman checking out Greg's ass?

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Nunzio: Try not to look at Greg's crotch. Try not to look at Greg's crotch. Try not to... SHIT!

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Kennedy's burping noises make the Juniors try to Hang themselves...



Hang themselves!

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Palmer: That Bon Bon.... is... HUGE!

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Ian Ashbury announces the reforming of the Cult on Smackdown.

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Junior in white: Juvi, is that you?!

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FCC: Would this be considered Child Pornography?

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Everybody made fun of Finlay's backpack, but Finlay liked it.

[Xero]

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JBL: HEIL HITL-WOAH! *CRASH*
Benoit: A bit too high there John...

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MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!

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Porky: You wan' some? It made with lard!

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Benoit: GOT YER NOSE!

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Rey Mysterio was a huge fan of The Goonies, but did he have to wear a Sloth shirt to the ring?

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Lita: God, even I couldn't bok a Bombpower like that!

[Y3J]

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Mark Henry: :'( Get off me, I don't wanna be your friend.

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Undertaker: Wait right there, I need to stretch my legs.

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*Fart*

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Henry: Give me a leg-up over the rope.

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UT: White suit and black shoes is so 1995.

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*Post workout stretching*

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Ref: *Thumbs up* Yeah, kick his ass JBL.

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Hardy: I look so purty in these steps.

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Booker: This is a conspiracy
Tazz: It's a black thing
Cole: I wanna be a nigga too.

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4236/144ri.jpg
Benoit: Let me shine up your boots

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2974/153ru.jpg
Benoit: Oh God, please don't, not JBL croch.

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8249/093fr.jpg
OJ & Benoit: *Looking at JBL's package*

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OJ: Weeeeeeee!

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Benoit: There's something in your ear.

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Brooklyn Central

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Orton: I'm Gay

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/843/224ku.jpg
Rey: You creased Eddie's face, I'm gonna kill you.

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6527/296ul.jpg
Synchronised Wrestling

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2449/280pj.jpg
Kendrick: Look, I can do David Blaine

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1974/265fl.jpg
MNM: Did you change your diper?

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Kendrick & London: Are these the auditions for Matrix 4?

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Helms: *Doing an impression of a flying car*

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Suck it

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1677/359fo.jpg
Kennedy: *Breathes out*
Krystal: You want a breath mint?

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4451/349zc.jpg
Canon: Mmmmmm, all that meat, can I have a bite?
Fat Guy: Are you a cannibal?

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/6268/364pi.jpg
Burchill: Now SD's the flag-ship show

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Ringa Ringa Roses, a pocket full of poses

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/163/386ls.jpg
Let me clear those knits

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Giving a new meaning to fighting Irish...

...picking on little kids who dress up as Mucha Lucha characters

[Gone Mad]

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Kennedy: GOOOOOAAAALL!

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When Johnny Depp plays a character, he lives it.

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/5962/399op.jpg
GIANT JUVENTUD V. ULTRAMAN! ONE NITE ONLY! ONLY ON PPV!

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Booker: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! These atheletes here tonight didn't come to play. See the Fujiwar Benoit is placing? Now that's something not to be messed w--

Tazz: He knows we're watching the dog show, right?

Cole: Shh!

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/490/046zd.jpg
UT: I hate you, Elton John!!

Davairi: I'm not Elton! I'm--

UT: ELTON JOHN!!!

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/4507/197cf.jpg
RKO: All this can be yours, if the Price is Right.

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/8249/093fr.jpg
Benoit: Quick! Get the net! I finally bagged me one of them Treasure Trolls!

*end!*

[FourFifty]

I think these are pretty funny. Props to everyone who did captions, but these are just... :rofl:!

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Taker:Is..Is that..A third nipple :wtf:

*Angle slides belt over third nipple*

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/5922/372mc.jpg

Vince: I thought that's what you paid black people

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Palmer: Congrats Ken, you knocked over all the coconuts, so you get to pick what cuddly toy you get.

Kennedy: I want the pink one....















Pink one!


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Cannon: What part of "She's Jewish" do you not understand!?!?


http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/1718/131zc.jpg
Booker: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! These atheletes here tonight didn't come to play. See the Fujiwar Benoit is placing? Now that's something not to be messed w--

Tazz: He knows we're watching the dog show, right?

Cole: Shh!

http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/490/046zd.jpg
UT: I hate you, Elton John!!

Davairi: I'm not Elton! I'm--

UT: ELTON JOHN!!!