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Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 08:08 PM
As a conversation starter, does it sound like they've just looped the same 5 people syaing "eddie! Eddie!" Over and over?
The Naitch
02-17-2006, 08:12 PM
LOL
SuperSlim
02-17-2006, 08:15 PM
Wasn't paying attention
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 08:18 PM
Wasn't paying attention

I don't think anyone was. I was just thinking, it sounded like when I put my voice through a chorus effect.
SuperSlim
02-17-2006, 08:22 PM
yeah... and they also oversell the worms. They aren't that disgusting
Batsu
02-17-2006, 08:22 PM
I wouldn't put it behind WWE.
SuperSlim
02-17-2006, 08:25 PM
I'm tired of Rey Mysterio
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 08:34 PM
I wouldn't put it behind WWE.

They probably paid those guys too.
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 08:34 PM
LOL at the CW gangbang.
SuperSlim
02-17-2006, 08:37 PM
at least the CWs are having something to do besides nothing :)
loopydate
02-17-2006, 08:39 PM
It's nice that WWE is now acknowledging that they have a cruiserweight division, instead of just whoever has the belt and whoever they're fighting.

Seriously, they're starting to do this right. The six-man match at the Rumble ruled, and tonight's segment was a good way to showcase what all of those guys are capable of. And I actually marked out a little for Scotty, something I haven't done since, like, 1998.

I was really looking forward to Helms vs. Kash, though. :(
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 08:41 PM
Why isn't Kash there, anyway? Are the "family reasons" legit?
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 08:41 PM
And yeah, they're def. Booking this well.
SuperSlim
02-17-2006, 08:43 PM
Hmmm I kinda forgot about Kash but yeah I'm enjoyin this. now if only they'd acknowledge the Raw tag division
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 08:43 PM
SWEET match.
loopydate
02-17-2006, 08:43 PM
I don't know. I hadn't heard anything about it until they said so.

Wow, they're actually still talking about the cruisers.

Could do without another Cruiserweight Title clusterfuck, but who am I to complain? At least they're getting productive airtime.
SuperSlim
02-17-2006, 08:46 PM
it's the only way that they think the cruisers can do anything is with a huge battle royal or somethin
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 08:46 PM
it's the only way that they think the cruisers can do anything is with a huge battle royal or somethin

It works on GM mode in Smackdown Versus Raw...
SuperSlim
02-17-2006, 08:48 PM
yeah it works real good cept someone always walk out with an injury when I do it :(
Xero
02-17-2006, 08:49 PM
Isn't Kash injured?
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 08:54 PM
Isn't Kash injured?

Is he? I don't remember an injury report on him.
Xero
02-17-2006, 08:54 PM
I think that's why he lost the title.
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 08:55 PM
yeah it works real good cept someone always walk out with an injury when I do it :(

Really? I almost always only get injuries working on the major feuds, not my battle royals.
SuperSlim
02-17-2006, 08:55 PM
hm I don't remeber readin about an injuryy either.

Lashley - Poor replacement for Brock Lesnar
Xero
02-17-2006, 08:56 PM
http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/2006/articles/1136567217.php

WWE Cruiserweight champion Kid Kash may have broken his arm at last night's DSW tapings after receiving a stiff kick in a match with Tony Santorelli. It hasn't been confirmed by a doctor yet though, but the word going around is that he probably did.

Google'd.
SuperSlim
02-17-2006, 08:56 PM
Really? I almost always only get injuries working on the major feuds, not my battle royals.

I guess mine is messed up... and they also get injured at the wrong time and the wrong people. Completely ruined one major match for me too.
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 08:58 PM
I think that's why he lost the title.

Here I thought it was because Helms deserved the belt and WWE was finally recognising...

Oh fuck, I can't say that with a straight face.
SuperSlim
02-17-2006, 09:02 PM
WWE... recognize...talent?

What you smokin?
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 09:10 PM
It's not so much smoking as it is Shadow giving me a contact high...Via the fucking internet.
Xero
02-17-2006, 09:14 PM
The internet fucks?
loopydate
02-17-2006, 09:16 PM
Wow. Much as I dislike Bret Hart, I am seriously marking out during this commercial. That's very cool, and he absolutely deserves to be in the Hall.
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 09:16 PM
The internet fucks?

Yeah, but it doesn't last long. And now that I'm on cable, it rarely even goes down on me.
Xero
02-17-2006, 09:18 PM
Matt Hardy vs. Simon Dean with The Penis Heads.
SuperSlim
02-17-2006, 09:20 PM
this match should be an instant classic...
loopydate
02-17-2006, 09:34 PM
Kash was in the graphic for the cruiser match. But Jamie Noble wasn't. Did they forget they have him again?

So, who do you guys think will be Matt's partner?

Boogeyman? Cap'n Paul? Animal?
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 09:35 PM
I was thinking Rey.

:shifty:
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 09:36 PM
IT's gotta be someone pretty inane though. I mean, really farking stupid.

Boogeyman isn't dumb enough. Michael Moore. Jerry GArcia. Christian Cage.
Xero
02-17-2006, 09:37 PM
Kash was in the graphic for the cruiser match. But Jamie Noble wasn't. Did they forget they have him again?

So, who do you guys think will be Matt's partner?

Boogeyman? Cap'n Paul? Animal?
Justin Hawk Bradshaw.
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 09:40 PM
Eminem.
SuperSlim
02-17-2006, 09:41 PM
after Taker's 3 minute intro this instant classic will get under way
SuperSlim
02-17-2006, 09:41 PM
Matt is going to partner up with a returning, fresh from rehab Jeff Hardy :D
Xero
02-17-2006, 09:42 PM
Or Shadow with alien cum on his face... Same thing.
Shadow
02-17-2006, 09:43 PM
Matt is going to partner up with a returning, fresh from rehab Jeff Hardy :D

Oh if you only knew how that won't happen.

JEFF ISN'T IN REHAB YOU MORON!
SuperSlim
02-17-2006, 09:44 PM
then where is he?
loopydate
02-17-2006, 09:45 PM
He's on the run after escaping rehab.

Duh.
SuperSlim
02-17-2006, 09:50 PM
oh. :$
Shadow
02-17-2006, 09:51 PM
Exactly.
loopydate
02-17-2006, 09:52 PM
In an interview from a payphone at an undisclosed payphone, Hardy told Meltzer:

I had to get out of there, man. It was way too restrictive. I mean, they wouldn't even let me smoke pot!!!
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 09:56 PM
Oh if you only knew how that won't happen.

JEFF ISN'T IN REHAB YOU MORON!

Yeah. Rehab is for people who admit to having a problem.
loopydate
02-17-2006, 09:57 PM
Back to my original question, which I just barely remember.

I think it's going to be Animal. They released his partner, and he has no other reason for even being under contract, so naturally they'll slap the Tag Team Titles on this hastily-assembled team leaving MNM to go back to jobbing in handicap matches against the main eventers.
SuperSlim
02-17-2006, 10:01 PM
:( I hope not. I actually like MNM

also that tombstone looked sick.
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 10:03 PM
MNM is boring, but a tag team>a Non-team tag team.
Xero
02-17-2006, 10:50 PM
LOL, I just thought of a horrible image of instead Matt/Animal being LOD 4.0 (or whatever) they'll be Hardy Boyz 2.0. Animal will have to earn his crayola markers, though.
Kane Knight
02-17-2006, 10:54 PM
Fuck that. Just make it MAttitude 2.0

He'll have to slap a tornado, but there won't be no fucking with him.
Xero
02-17-2006, 10:55 PM
Matt will take care of drying up that pesky sea...
Batsu
02-18-2006, 01:52 AM
It's nice that WWE is now acknowledging that they have a cruiserweight division, instead of just whoever has the belt and whoever they're fighting.

Seriously, they're starting to do this right. The six-man match at the Rumble ruled, and tonight's segment was a good way to showcase what all of those guys are capable of. And I actually marked out a little for Scotty, something I haven't done since, like, 1998.

I was really looking forward to Helms vs. Kash, though. :(

That was hilarious -- probably one of the funniest things I've seen on SmackDown in a while.
Corkscrewed
02-19-2006, 12:27 AM
Yeah, this was late, but didn anyone else think Taker might have broken Henry's neck with that Tombstone, since the landing was kinda off? (I meant right after he hit the move, of course, since it was obvious from the reaction afterwards that Henry was fine)

And how would you have reacted if he did? I think KK would have marked out for Taker for the first time in his life.
What Would Kevin Do?
02-19-2006, 12:33 AM
I thought that while watching it. It seemed like Henry was more at an angle than straight up and down, so when he hit his weight went to the left... It was vicious looking.
Kane Knight
02-19-2006, 01:19 PM
Yeah, this was late, but didn anyone else think Taker might have broken Henry's neck with that Tombstone, since the landing was kinda off? (I meant right after he hit the move, of course, since it was obvious from the reaction afterwards that Henry was fine)

And how would you have reacted if he did? I think KK would have marked out for Taker for the first time in his life.

What's with this retarded "KK hates Taker" attitude? I was a huge fan of him until like 3-4 Years ago, when he got old, slow, boring, and started killing off the momentum of people I might give a fuck about.

...Oh, right. It happened more than 3 months ago, you fuckers don't remember it.

I think the fault was mostly Henry's. He looked like he was less than helpful. Then again, it's a Miracle taker didn't fall to pieces trying to hold him up there for more than an eighth of a second.