What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

[Triple A]

Head of State - Fucking made me want to die about 50 times during the movie. AWFUL. ASODFIUPASDOPSADFMOXAIU

I would also say Marci X but I only watched like 15 mins of it before wanting to VOMIT RAGE

[D Mac]

Men in Black 2

[el fregadero]

Head of State wasn't a "good" movie, but it's not the worst movie ever made. And Men In Black 2 was good, so you are just stupid, Diesel Mac.

Personally, my pick for worst movie I've ever seen would be "Encino Man".

[Lara Emily]

I'll go with something like A Sound of Thunder.

[Blitz]

House Of The Dead by a mile.

[Requiem]

Queen of the Damned.

Even twice as bad if you read the book. I hadn't read it, and I still hated it. After I read it, I realized how much they had butchered the story and hated it even more.

[D Mac]

And Men In Black 2 was good, so you are just stupid, Diesel Mac.



Fuck that. Stupid ass effects and cheesy ass jokes, come on. MIB 1 was so brilliant this movie ruined the whole fucking thing. :mad:

[Triple A]

And Men In Black 2 was good, so you are just stupid, Diesel Mac.
Too stupid to understand the intricate plot of Men In Black 2.

[D Mac]

Bullshit.

They had five years to think up a story and clearly thought one up in 5 hours. It was a disaster from start to finish. All the humour was lost, all the chemistry between Smith and Jones was non existant. The plot was basically a recycled version of the first film, only worse.

[Triple A]

You clearly did not realize that I was being sarcastic.

I will never defend your smarts again.

[D Mac]

LOL my bad. It's that Bud Ice in me I get a one track mind.

[Boondock Saint]

House of the Dead
Alone In The Dark
Hulk
Ummm...plenty more.

[el fregadero]

Too stupid to understand the intricate plot of Men In Black 2.
It's not supposed to have an intricate plot - it's a action buddy comedy movie sequel. Calling it the worst movie ever is absurd. You'd think with your heart beating so fast some of that blood would work it's way to your head. Obviously not the case.

[D Mac]

It's not supposed to have an intricate plot - it's a action buddy comedy movie sequel. Calling it the worst movie ever is absurd.

Come to think of it most dissapointing would better describe it for me, but hey, whatever floats your boat bro.

[el fregadero]

I can accept that.

[KillerWolf]

Robot Jocks

honorable mention:
2fast2furious
House of Wax
Batman&Robin
S.W.A.T.

[The Mask]

the day after tomorrow

[The Mask]

and berieve me i've seen some shit films

[KillerWolf]

and also:
The Hulk
The Wedding Singer

[Mr. Monday Morning]

Can't think of anything worse than Freddy Got Fingered at this point in time

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Queen of the Damned.

Even twice as bad if you read the book. I hadn't read it, and I still hated it. After I read it, I realized how much they had butchered the story and hated it even more.


Damn right, except I had already read the book before I watched it. :nono:

[AareDub]

The Brothers Grimm was pretty fucking awful.

As far as the absolute worst I've seen, I'll probably say A.I.

[Loose Cannon]

Mission to Mars. I post that everytime.

[Cool King]

Any of the Harry Potter movies.

I was forced to watch them in school. I just wanted to take a gun and shoot my brains out.

[Boomer]

Plan 9 from Outer Space

[wwe2222]

Id have to go with Alone in the Dark

Sitting through that movie was torture...and it was just bad...bad bad bad...


Grease 2 is also pretty bad

[D Mac]

I forgot about Erin Brockovich. Most boring movie ever. And to top it all off, my cousin turned off ARMY OF DARKNESS to put that shit in. :mad:

[James Steele]

Shocker

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/4569/078323210101lzzzzzzz6ph.jpg

[Downunder]

Shocker

http://img119.imageshack.us/img119/4569/078323210101lzzzzzzz6ph.jpg

:nono:

[Downunder]

Bedazzled, will remain the worst movie I have ever seen.

Although I turned off 4 Brothers it wasn't as bad as bedazzled

[Kane Knight]

Kill Bill. And I've seen Pauley Shore movies. :nono:

Hey Nunder. Ever seen the original Bedazzled? I've never watched the sequel myself.

[RBM]

House of the Dead. I'm sure Alone in the Dark would be up there as well, but after HotD, I promised myself never to watch a Uwe Boll movie again since I'm pretty sure he caused Jesus to slump in a corner and cry at this point as is.

[YOUR Hero]

Queen of the Damned.

Even twice as bad if you read the book. I hadn't read it, and I still hated it. After I read it, I realized how much they had butchered the story and hated it even more.


Very good pick. I had read that and all the other Anne Rice books back in the day and was looking forward to this, especially after how much I enjoyed Interview. There are however many other movies far worse than this.

[Me]

Hide and seek. Man that movie was awful.

[Cuzziebro]

Date Movie
Alone in the Dark
The Day the Earth Stood Still - I was forced to watch this in school.
Those movies are probably the worst of all time.

[loopydate]

Are you kidding? The Day The Earth Stood Still is a classic!

For me, though, I'd probably go with Teenagers From Outer Space, with Pod People in second.

Although, Pod People w/ MST3K commentary becomes one of the best ever. So it's sort of a toss-up.

[Fox]

Batman & Robin, hands down. This movie absolutely murdered the Batman franchise, up until Batman Begins.

[loopydate]

Yeah, it's the worst of a mostly solid franchise, but there have been worse superhero movies than B&R, so I don't see how B&R could be the worst overall movie.

B&R > Captain America
B&R > The Roger Corman "Fantastic Four"
B&R > David Hasselhoff as "Nick Fury"

[Skippord]

THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME IS SIX STRING SAMURAI

[Skippord]

God I wanted to kill some things

[Blitz]

Now that I think about, I'd say Alone in the Dark was worse than HotD. At least HotD had some unintentional humour. Alone in the Dark was just pure boring.

[TapOut]

Disney's 'The Rocketeer'.

To date, it's the only movie I've left in the middle of.

[KillerWolf]

oh, and Land of the Dead


aaaand Mortal Kombat II.

[Lara Emily]

I'm going to change my answer to City of Angels starring Nicholas Cage and Meg Ryan

[Cuzziebro]

Just watched The Descent, now that was a peice of crap. The ending was so stupid and the whole plot was stupid and girls didnt even look that good. Most of the movie made no sense at all, i would go as far as to say The Descent is worse than Alone in the Dark

[Impact!]

Worst movie, hmmm, I gotta go with any of the land before times after #1.

:p

[D Mac]

Star Wars :shifty:

[Morgan]

Just watched The Descent, now that was a peice of crap. The ending was so stupid and the whole plot was stupid and girls didnt even look that good. Most of the movie made no sense at all, i would go as far as to say The Descent is worse than Alone in the Dark

The Descent is miles better than Alone in the dark. The ending made perfect sense. No-one gets out alive. The girls being good-looking wasn't really the point either. One the best horror movies in ages.

[Gonzo]

I don't remember what it was called but it was like a F budget movie and all it was was this guy walking through a forest and a desert, no dialogue the whole movie, he just walked through the desert deliriously, then at the end he walks into a bar and everyone looks and he goes "I have returned."

It was some medievil times bullshit.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, it's the worst of a mostly solid franchise, but there have been worse superhero movies than B&R, so I don't see how B&R could be the worst overall movie.

B&R > Captain America
B&R > The Roger Corman "Fantastic Four"
B&R > David Hasselhoff as "Nick Fury"

Aside from the fact that most people with common sense wouldn't watch those, while the Batman franchise started off GOOD?

[UmbrellaCorporation]

Where do I begin?


The MK movies (ironically enough, I loved the Resident Evil movies.)
Date Movie (Waste of time, waste of money, waste of life. Garbage.)

And I totally agree with the Land Before Times after the first one sucking. :p

[RoXer]

White Noise

[Kris P Lettus]

House Of The Dead by a mile.

:y:

Horrid f'n movie.. Amazing how the XTC eating, drunk, college partiers were all Navy Seal trained..

Gummo is also shit.. Pointless bullshit that make my stomach hurt.. And I loved Kids which was done by the same guy..

[Kris P Lettus]

The MK movies (ironically enough, I loved the Resident Evil movies.)


First Mortal Kombat is badass..

[loopydate]

Aside from the fact that most people with common sense wouldn't watch those, while the Batman franchise started off GOOD?

Absolutely irrelevant. Yes, it was a disappointment compared to the rest of the franchise, but if it's not even the worst of its genre, how can it be the worst overall, which is what the question is?

As bad as B&R is, I think its horribleness is exaggerated because the franchise started off so well. Was I disappointed in "The Phantom Menace?" Sure! Was it the worst of the Star Wars franchise? Sure! But is it the worst movie I've ever seen? Not by a long shot.

[KillerWolf]

and lets not forget Purple Rain

[El Capitano Gatisto]

Spun. It annoyed the shit right out of me. The rental DVD fucked up at some point during it and wouldn't work anymore, so I returned it and got my money back, handily enough. They offered me another copy but I said no, it's shit.

[Zelda]

Fear dot com.

[Scarface]

AI - Whiney robot shit wants to find his mother in a 8 hour snore-fest. Special effects were nice though.

[Shaved Monkey]

Mission: Impossible.

I don't know what it is, but I CANNOT sit through more than 30 minutes of this movie, its just so bad.

Also, I watched the 2nd one, and kinda made it through, but it was pretty shitty too.

[Buzzkill]

Miss Congeniality.

[el fregadero]

and lets not forget Purple Rain
Shut the fuck up. Purple Rain is amazing.

[AlphaBean]

I have to say Coffee and Cigarettes. I got up and left during this movie, got convinced to sit back down... and left again. Left twice on one viewing. It wins. I heart huckabees, aggravated the hell out of me because it was trying SO SO SO SO hard to be kitchy. From the moment I saw Jason Schwartzman was in the lead, I knew they were trying to go for some sort of Wes Anderson feel... and failed so miserably I had to quit that film.

So far, that's it for recent movies. OH OH OH, on Christmas Eve, my future sister in law watched one of those films... what was it... oh yeah! "Must Love Dogs"

Fuck... fucking Must Love Dogs... it was Christmas and that... *#$@#()&@# was watching the worst movie of all time. And I used to think Diane Lane was hot, too. Now I just wish... I wish I could go back in time and destroy this film on preproduction. FUCK! I'm angry now. :rant:

[Triple A]

I dunno I liked I Heart Huckabees. 'Twas entertaining enough. They were trying hard to be weird and offbeat, yeah, but a lot of it was done well.

[AlphaBean]

It had a lot more good points than Coffee and Cigarettes, or Must Love Dogs... but the fact that it was trying so hard... and the fact that Jason Schwartzmann is in ALL of those kinds of films... made me angry. I don't like movies making me angry. :mad:

[KillerWolf]

Shut the fuck up. Purple Rain is amazing.
amazingly unwatchable:yes:

[The Greater Power]

Napoleon (sp?) Dynamite was terrible, I almost killed myself.

[Kane Knight]

Absolutely irrelevant.

Please, stop being retarded. Most people would never see the FF movie...It NEVER even made it to DVD, so you have to be an übernerd to have even seen it. Batman and Robin had promise because it was part of a successful franchise. This isn't irrelevent, as it establishes that more people will have seen the latter over the former, which is exactly the point. More people will consider some mainstream movie everyone's seen to be the worst they've ever seen, because...gasp...They've seen it!

You chose some pretty uncommon movies for people to have seen, and compared them to a mainstream "blockbuster."

In fact, you may have chosen 3 Marvel movies people were LEAST likely to have seen. FF: Never released anywhere. Nick Fury: D2DVD far as I know, not widely distributed, shown occasionally on Sci-Fi, but most people haven't seen it. Captain America: So horrible they originally canned it, barely made a showing for itself.

But please, try and change the argument, because God knows you're not bright enough to grasp the relevance of "number of people who've seen a movie" to "why B&R gets mentioned in worst movies you've ever seen."

[AlphaBean]

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Choco was amazing. Taking off that guy's arm off almost made me love this film... but in the end, it was just too much.

[Zen v.W.o.]

Any of those teen movies that come out, and are so obviously shit just by the previews. I cant understand how anyone would go and waste cash over them. Who evens takes the time to fucking make these shitty ass films.

But luckily for me I barely watch films, and when I do I be sure it wont suck, but I have stumbled upon a few bombs.

From what I recall, "the game" was shit, "Napoleon Dynamite" was crap, "Fantasia" was boring as all fuck.
Also that movie with Bill Murray, "Lost in translation", god what useless shit that was.

[Fryza]

I'll still stand by Dark Harvest 1 and 2 being the worst movies ever made.

I've seen better home videos, and ones with higher budgets.

[loopydate]

Please, stop being retarded. Most people would never see the FF movie...It NEVER even made it to DVD, so you have to be an übernerd to have even seen it. Batman and Robin had promise because it was part of a successful franchise. This isn't irrelevent, as it establishes that more people will have seen the latter over the former, which is exactly the point. More people will consider some mainstream movie everyone's seen to be the worst they've ever seen, because...gasp...They've seen it!

You chose some pretty uncommon movies for people to have seen, and compared them to a mainstream "blockbuster."

In fact, you may have chosen 3 Marvel movies people were LEAST likely to have seen. FF: Never released anywhere. Nick Fury: D2DVD far as I know, not widely distributed, shown occasionally on Sci-Fi, but most people haven't seen it. Captain America: So horrible they originally canned it, barely made a showing for itself.

But please, try and change the argument, because God knows you're not bright enough to grasp the relevance of "number of people who've seen a movie" to "why B&R gets mentioned in worst movies you've ever seen."

Okay, fine, bad example, whatever.

Can't believe I'm trying to clarify what should have been an obvious point, but... How about:

Jurassic Park III
Shark Tale
xXx
Look Who's Talking
The Matrix Revolutions
Godzilla (1998 remake)
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
The Flintstones
2 Fast 2 Furious

All of these movies made at least $125,000,000 domestically, and I contend they're all worse than Batman & Robin.

So, not only did MORE PEOPLE see these movies, they're also WORSE than B&R. Thus, I find it very hard to believe, as disappointing as it was, that B&R was the worst movie anyone has ever seen.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Gargantua.

[Fryza]

Godzilla (1998 remake)

Actually, the movie isn't as bad as what it is made out to be. The monster's rights were sold to Toho, and the creature is an official Godzilla monster now. It was explained that the Americans immediately assumed it was Godzilla, where it was just a close type of creature. The animal's name is 'Zilla', and it appears in Godzilla: Final Wars.

:o

[Savio]

Batman & Robin, Hero, Crybaby........I'd say crybaby is the worst of the bunch

[Savio]

Oh wait I forgot napoleon dynamite, I couldn't sit through that.

Loopy, "Matrix Revolutions" was not worse then B&R

[loopydate]

Oh wait I forgot napoleon dynamite, I couldn't sit through that.

Loopy, "Matrix Revolutions" was not worse then B&R

It is if you ask a Matrix fan. If the point is that B&R is the worst movie ever because it's the worst of a franchise that started off well, then the same logic should be applicable to The Matrix. It was every bit the disappointment to Matrix fans that B&R was to Batman fans, if not more because it was the creators butchering their own creation instead of a franchise outsider putting the final nail in.

[Fryza]

Dark Harvest is still worse than B&R.

[Savio]

It is if you ask a Matrix fan. If the point is that B&R is the worst movie ever because it's the worst of a franchise that started off well, then the same logic should be applicable to The Matrix. It was every bit the disappointment to Matrix fans that B&R was to Batman fans, if not more because it was the creators butchering their own creation instead of a franchise outsider putting the final nail in.The Matrix story wasn't as retarded as B&R was.

[AlphaBean]

Are we still arguing over Batman and Robin? Seriously, what the fuck is this?

[XL]

What you guys on about?

Batman & Robin was a great film, especially compared to shit that was Batman Begins!

OK jokes aside...

I would have said the 1st Fantastic Four but I consider it more of an exercise than a film.

So that leaves me with Dude, Where's My Car. God I hated that film! Many probably disagree but I'm right so there! :)

[Danny Electric]

Which leaves us with watching a film tomorrow

I'm thinking maybe Batman and Robin and stuff

[Blitz]

Okay, fine, bad example, whatever.

Can't believe I'm trying to clarify what should have been an obvious point, but... How about:

Jurassic Park III
Shark Tale
xXx
Look Who's Talking
The Matrix Revolutions
Godzilla (1998 remake)
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
The Flintstones
2 Fast 2 Furious

All of these movies made at least $125,000,000 domestically, and I contend they're all worse than Batman & Robin.

So, not only did MORE PEOPLE see these movies, they're also WORSE than B&R. Thus, I find it very hard to believe, as disappointing as it was, that B&R was the worst movie anyone has ever seen.

Loopy, none of those movies will be accused of being masterpieces, but I would sooner watch all of them in one sitting than watch half of Batman And Robin.

[Skippord]

If you all saw Six String Samurai then there would be no need for this thread

[AlphaBean]

What you guys on about?

Batman & Robin was a great film, especially compared to shit that was Batman Begins!

OK jokes aside...

I would have said the 1st Fantastic Four but I consider it more of an exercise than a film.

So that leaves me with Dude, Where's My Car. God I hated that film! Many probably disagree but I'm right so there! :)

You never laughed?

[Fox]

Okay, fine, bad example, whatever.

Can't believe I'm trying to clarify what should have been an obvious point, but... How about:

Jurassic Park III
Shark Tale
xXx
Look Who's Talking
The Matrix Revolutions
Godzilla (1998 remake)
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
The Flintstones
2 Fast 2 Furious

All of these movies made at least $125,000,000 domestically, and I contend they're all worse than Batman & Robin.

So, not only did MORE PEOPLE see these movies, they're also WORSE than B&R. Thus, I find it very hard to believe, as disappointing as it was, that B&R was the worst movie anyone has ever seen.


I still stand by my original comment that Batman and Robin is, in fact, the worst movie of all time.

First of all, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze and George Clooney as Batman are two of the most miscast stars I've ever heard of. They turned Batman into a fucking Schwarzenegger vehicle, turning him into the star, and a very uncharismatic one at that.

Pathetic storyline. The whole thing with Poison Ivy and Robin was just stupid and horribly contrived. Yeah, I'm sure Robin is going to join the crazy bitch in green with the clown masked ape (Bane, who was butchered), even though she's obviously bad.

The introduction of Batgirl (Alicia Silverstone) and the sickness of Alfred were fucking ridiculous, and Clooney's horrible reactions to his BEST FRIEND Alfred's impending death was atrocious to watch, even though I was like 10 at the time.

Watch the movie. Seriously try and watch the whole thing. I'll bet you can't do it.

[AlphaBean]

Listen, I'm all for the right to your own opinion, and you can not hate Batman and Robin all you want... but to defend it so vehemently... it's pathetic. It was a fucking horrible movie. Batgirl was pathetic. It was marketed at children. But the sad thing is... a lot of the cartoon Batmans were far better than that. Mask of the Phantasm, for example, great movie. But my eight year old nephew loved Batman and Robin. That should be some proof right there to shut up already. Accept that it was a bad movie. It's okay to like bad movies for whatever sick, perverted reason... but don't argue their quality.

[Savio]

yeah I was WTF at bat girl

[wwe2222]

Oh wait I forgot napoleon dynamite, I couldn't sit through that.

Loopy, "Matrix Revolutions" was not worse then B&R


You are right, Matrix Revolutions wasnt...

Matrix Reloaded on the other hand was much worse than B&R. Ive rarely been more agitated and fidgety in a movie theater than I was watching that movie.

[Boondock Saint]

From what I recall, "the game" was shit, "Napoleon Dynamite" was crap, "Fantasia" was boring as all fuck.
Also that movie with Bill Murray, "Lost in translation", god what useless shit that was.

Wow. I'd call The Game one of the best thrillers in the past 10 years. Possibly even better than Se7en.

[Boondock Saint]

If you all saw Six String Samurai then there would be no need for this thread

This movie is entertainingly bad. I love it. Plus, Death in the form of Slash from G n R? Awesome.

[Baio]

The House That Screamed


..fucking Pologna brothers douchebags

[YOUR Hero]

8 legged freaks

[loopydate]

Listen, I'm all for the right to your own opinion, and you can not hate Batman and Robin all you want... but to defend it so vehemently...

Good GOD, is everybody missing the point!

I'm conceding that the movie is terrible. I've said it at least three times in this thread.

My POINT is that I find it really hard to believe, as bad as it is, that anyone hasn't seen a SINGLE movie EVER that's worse.

I agree that it's a terrible terrible awful dreadful movie.

But the worst ever? Not by a long shot. THAT is my point.

[RP]

Ice Queen

[RP]

oh, and Land of the Dead

aaaand Mortal Kombat II.


The greats about Land of the Dead were..

1) I loved how they had a never ending supply of amo in that Death Star on wheels. I just kept :rofl: everytime i saw a new rocket get pulled from no where. Its like , is there a Rocket Depot on every corner where they just pick these things up.

2) The whole " zombies getting distracted by fireworks " thing was so fucking hilarious. They're dead yet they are mildly intrested in fireworks. :wtf:

3) John Leguizamo leading anyone :lol:

4) The midget being a mafia leader :lol:


5) But my favorite was the last scene where he's like " Oh the zombies are just looking for a place to go. " :| After all that BS of zombies killing everyone and shit. And the message at the end of the movie is... Sure they killed most of our population, but now they just need another place to go, so lets not kill them. :roll:

I understand why Blockbuster doesnt carry this film.

[RP]

And the black gas station guy was the leader of the zombies. :lol: I know when i die and turn into a zombie, the first guy i follow will be the fat black gas station worker who pumps my gas every day. Thats if i'm not distracted by fireworks or something.

[AlphaBean]

Wow. I'd call The Game one of the best thrillers in the past 10 years. Possibly even better than Se7en.

I almost agree with you. It was pretty awesome, for being a Michael Douglas film, I absolutely loved it. I'd have to see a list of thrillers, though, to make that assessment.

[G-wrath]

Mars Attacks.

[AlphaBean]

Shut your stupid face, Mars Attacks was a classic. :(

[Kane Knight]

Good GOD, is everybody missing the point!

:lol: The irony there.

But I do enjoy when people pull this "it's everyone's fault but mine" shtick.

People get your point. It's just stupid, and it's fun watching you cling vehemently to it.

Yes. There are worse movies.

No, not everyone has seen them. Why are people more likely to call B&R the worst movie they've ever seen? Because of the sheer volume of people who have seen it, as opposed to the shit you cited. It's that simple.

But you don't get that. It's unfathomable for you. It's everyone's fault but yours. People don't see the world from the same perspective as you. How unfair.

[Kane Knight]

Since I double posted, I'll just edit this one to be more condescending.

Poor Loopy, everyone's out to get you.

[wwe2222]

I almost agree with you. It was pretty awesome, for being a Michael Douglas film, I absolutely loved it. I'd have to see a list of thrillers, though, to make that assessment.

I also loved this film. Its one of those movies Ill watch whenever I see it on somewhere.

[G-wrath]

Shut your stupid face, Mars Attacks was a classic. :(

:'(

[G-wrath]

8 legged freaks

ewwww, ANYTHING is better than that movie...even Mars Attacks...I hate spiders. :(

[McDoogle]

I liked Hero. Fuck all of you.

[G-wrath]

I liked Hero. Fuck all of you.

Very good movie. Yimou Zhang is a directing god. :love:

[Sephiroth]

http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/0/10060-large.jpg


Braindead...that movie was awful.

[FakeLaser]

I've seen way too many bad horror movies to list. Gingerdead Man, starring Gary Busey as a killer Gingerbread Man comes to mind though.

[Joey Slugs]

From Justin to Kelly
Santa with Muscles
The Honeymooners
Glitter
Son of the Mask

[AlphaBean]

From Justin to Kelly
Santa with Muscles
The Honeymooners
Glitter
Son of the Mask

You actually saw all of those movies?


...Why!? Was it just so you could make that list?

[YOUR Hero]

Mars Attacks is greatness.

[KillerWolf]

You actually saw all of those movies?


...Why!? Was it just so you could make that list?

what??

you were turned off when you saw the trailers? ;)

[LK]

Deep Blue Sea - This movie had sharks, in fact not just sharks but super smart sharks and it was still shit.

[McDoogle]

THEY ATE ME...A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME!

[KillerWolf]

Deep Blue Sea - This movie had sharks, in fact not just sharks but super smart sharks and it was still shit.
:yes: that movie sucked on every level.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Deep Blue Sea - This movie had sharks, in fact not just sharks but super smart sharks and it was still shit.

Funny you mentioned this one. I just watched the worst shark movie of all time...it makes DBS look like Jaws. It's called "Blue Demon". It's so bad it makes you wanna slap yo momma!!!

There's ton's in the horror genre, but the worst I've ever seen is "Skinned Deep."

Some others: Van Wilder (worst performance EVER by an actress is Tara Reid), Fever Pitch (same for Jimmy Fallon), The Real Cancun (FUCK everyone in this movie!!!), The Blues Brothers 2000 (I want to shoot that kid in the face), Hercules Goes to NY (one of Arnold's virst).....and by far the worst movie I've ever seen....KUNG POW!!!

[Triple A]

I remember liking Deep Blue Sea when I saw it in theaters (when I was like 15 or so). It is far from the worst movie ever.

[Bad Company]

http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/0/10060-large.jpg


Braindead...that movie was awful.
That movie is a classic, shame on you :p

[AlphaBean]

Funny you mentioned this one. I just watched the worst shark movie of all time...it makes DBS look like Jaws. It's called "Blue Demon". It's so bad it makes you wanna slap yo momma!!!

There's ton's in the horror genre, but the worst I've ever seen is "Skinned Deep."

Some others: Van Wilder (worst performance EVER by an actress is Tara Reid), Fever Pitch (same for Jimmy Fallon), The Real Cancun (FUCK everyone in this movie!!!), The Blues Brothers 2000 (I want to shoot that kid in the face), Hercules Goes to NY (one of Arnold's virst).....and by far the worst movie I've ever seen....KUNG POW!!!

If I had a screwdriver in my possession, I would drive it deep into your neck.

Kung Pow is the greatest film ever created. :mad:

[Arnold HamNegger]

If I had a screwdriver in my possession, I would drive it deep into your neck.

Kung Pow is the greatest film ever created. :mad:

Well check your ass, it should be right there next to your head.

[AlphaBean]

So I'm assuming you didn't like Ace Ventura?

[Arnold HamNegger]

So I'm assuming you didn't like Ace Ventura?

Comparing Kung Pow to Ace Ventura is like comparing my dick to Ron Jeremy's.

I even tried treating Kung Pow like an ugly chick. I stopped it half way through to go get more booze and it still didn't help. It's the only movie that I've ever rented and didn't finish watching the whole thing.

[loopydate]

Kung Pow is hilarious.

Not a big fan of Ace Ventura, though. It's been years since I've seen it though, so maybe it'll appeal to me more now than it did when I first saw it.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Has anyone mentioned Crossroads yet? (The Britney version, not Ralph Machio.)

[Boondock Saint]

Yeah wasn't a big fan of Kung Pow either but it's hardly the worst movie I've ever seen.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Kung Pow was made for Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Halloween 3: Season of the Witch was another terrible one.

[Kane Knight]

Kung Pow was something that you can only really enjoy if you're looking for something that's utterly stupid. It's one of those "you get it or you don't" sorts of movies. It's not about intellectual level (In terms of you have to be "smart" to get it) or even about good/bad, just about a specific sort of mindset you go into it with.

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Highlander 2: The Cashening. Or if they did, I missed it.

[Kane Knight]

Omega Doom was pretty bad too. I only even saw it because it was bundled with Blind Fury, which is not a great movie, but entertaining.

[Kane Knight]

Not worst ever sort of movie, but bad enough.

[Nervous Ferret]

Small Soldiers.

I liked it when I was like 12, then I have seen it like 20 times over the last year, I hate it so much. Makes me want to go punch someone in the face

[Nervous Ferret]

Although 16 year old Kirsten Dunst is hotTTTTTTTT :cool:

[KillerWolf]

once it comes out, i am predicting that "Ultra-violet" will be up there.

[AlphaBean]

Comparing Kung Pow to Ace Ventura is like comparing my dick to Ron Jeremy's.

I even tried treating Kung Pow like an ugly chick. I stopped it half way through to go get more booze and it still didn't help. It's the only movie that I've ever rented and didn't finish watching the whole thing.

Same writer and director. If you think long and hard (lol tall order for you I know), you'll realize that they're very similar films. Except that Kung Pow! was a lot more experimental, and because it was based in a pre-filmed movie, it had to rely more on script and editing, which, if Ace Ventura had only been about script and editing, well... most of the idiots who needed visuals like Ace Ventura coming out of a rhino's ass, probably won't enjoy Kung Pow that much... because the most outrageous thing they do there is the cow fight... which was imo the worst part of the film.

[loopydate]

This week's Entertainment Weekly has a list of the 25 worst sequels of all-time (since we're on the subject of awful movies):

<ol>
<li>Staying Alive
<li>Caddyshack II
<li>Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood
<li>Blues Brothers 2000
<li>Batman & Robin
<li>Weekend At Bernie's 2
<li>The Fly II
<li>Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
<li>Speed 2: Cruise Control
<li>Jaws: The Revenge
<li>Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
<li>Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
<li>The Sting II
<li>Conan The Destroyer
<li>Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
<li>Ocean's Twelve
<li>Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
<li>Battle For The Planet Of The Apes
<li>Revenge Of The Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise
<li>The Godfather Part III
<li>Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
<li>Teen Wolf Too
<li>Porky's II: The Next Day
<li>The Next Karate Kid
<li>The Matrix Reloaded</ol>

[AlphaBean]

Weekend At Bernie's
Conan The Destroyer
Revenge Of The Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise
Porky's II: The Next Day
The Matrix ReloadedI disagree. :(

*edit: I think the reason I loved weekend at bernie's 2, is because it was absolutely the worst concept for a film. A corpse... STILL a corpse... and they had to be careful because he just kept getting more and more ripe, and it was so fucking disgusting... and just the absurdity of the implausible situation was fucking hilarious. :love:

[The Gooch]

Kudos to the person who mentioned Deep Blue Sea. I fucking hated that movie. The only reason why I watched it was that I received the DVD free with my DVD Player purchase. Time I will never get back.

Another movie I'm surprised that wasn't mentioned was Envy. Jack Black, Ben Stiller, and Christopher Walken being in a movie this terrible makes it even worse. Well Ben Stiller I can see.... Not sure if it is more that my expectations were high or what, but you just can't Vapoorize the crap that is this film.

[Karlsberg]

dude wheres my car

I honestly did not laugh once

[Boondock Saint]

This week's Entertainment Weekly has a list of the 25 worst sequels of all-time (since we're on the subject of awful movies):

<ol>
<li>Staying Alive
<li>Caddyshack II
<li>Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood
<li>Blues Brothers 2000
<li>Batman & Robin
<li>Weekend At Bernie's 2
<li>The Fly II
<li>Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
<li>Speed 2: Cruise Control
<li>Jaws: The Revenge
<li>Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
<li>Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
<li>The Sting II
<li>Conan The Destroyer
<li>Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
<li>Ocean's Twelve
<li>Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
<li>Battle For The Planet Of The Apes
<li>Revenge Of The Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise
<li>The Godfather Part III
<li>Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
<li>Teen Wolf Too
<li>Porky's II: The Next Day
<li>The Next Karate Kid
<li>The Matrix Reloaded</ol>

Kind of a weird list. I would think that "worst sequels ever" applies when the preceeding films were good/great and the sequel is a drastic drop in quality. I don't recall anyone saying the F13th films were any good, same with Leprechaun. Plus, what's up with leaving off Exorcist II? That is truely a disgrace to the original, which is great.

And Godfather III? Please. It has flaws yeah but there is a plethora of sequels more deserving to be on this list than that.

And isn't The Phantom Menace a prequel, anyway, same with Dumb & Dumberer.

[loopydate]

I think their criteria was:

a) It was made after another movie, using its same characters
b) Regardless of how good the previous movie was, how bad was this one

[Boondock Saint]

Apparently.

[Blitz]

once it comes out, i am predicting that "Ultra-violet" will be up there.

Saw that tonight. Yeah, it's pretty awful.

[Skippord]

Seriously all of you fuckers go rent or buy that piece of shit Six String Samurai and see if you've ever seen a worse movie I wanted to kill my brother for putting that shit on god I'm mad even thinking about it now.

[Blitz]

Six String Samurai has a 6.3 on IMDB.

[Boondock Saint]

Six String Samuari is so bad it's good. I believe that was the point. Entirely campy.

[Skippord]

Six String Samurai has a 6.3 on IMDB.
Apparently they were all stoned out of their gourd when they rated that :|

[D Mac]

This week's Entertainment Weekly has a list of the 25 worst sequels of all-time (since we're on the subject of awful movies):

<ol>
<li>Staying Alive
<li>Caddyshack II
<li>Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood
<li>Blues Brothers 2000
<li>Batman & Robin
<li>Weekend At Bernie's 2
<li>The Fly II
<li>Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
<li>Speed 2: Cruise Control
<li>Jaws: The Revenge
<li>Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
<li>Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace
<li>The Sting II
<li>Conan The Destroyer
<li>Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
<li>Ocean's Twelve
<li>Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
<li>Battle For The Planet Of The Apes
<li>Revenge Of The Nerds II: Nerds In Paradise
<li>The Godfather Part III
<li>Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
<li>Teen Wolf Too
<li>Porky's II: The Next Day
<li>The Next Karate Kid
<li>The Matrix Reloaded</ol>


How MIB 2 did'nt make that list I'll never know.

And Star Trek 5 was greatness. Spock, McCoy and Kirk singing around the campfire! Classic

[Blitz]

The following movies do not belong on that list:

Weekend At Bernie's 2
Ocean's Twelve
The Matrix Reloaded

That is all.

[FakeLaser]

Remote is pretty bad. A ripoff of Home Alone.

Anything made by Full Moon Productions or Moonbeam is pretty horrible (though usually hilarious).

[John la Rock]

Birth was utter and complete shit. that ranks as # 1 for me

[94 SVT Cobra]

A walk to Remember...my gf is still lucky i stayed with her after watching that.

[Blue Demon]

Can't think of anything worse than Freddy Got Fingered at this point in time

[KillerWolf]

*bump*

i just saw a few minutes of "Cat Woman" on HBO.

worst movie ever? maybe. maybe not.

but i gotta say this. there comes a point when the people responsible for a movie need to start facing jail time. and "Cat Woman" definitely crossed the line.

[Nark Order]

Some of you are just being overcritical bastards. The Wedding Singer and City of Angels are hardly the worst movies ever. In fact, they are quite fantastic.

[carrythezero]

Can't think of anything worse than Freddy Got Fingered at this point in time

Whaattttt?! I've heard a lot of people say similar stuff to that, but I actually enjoyed that immensely. I guess you have to have a certain type of humor for it, and I happen to have it.

[Blitz]

Watched Johnny Mnemonic last night.

Was immediately sorry for doing so.

[road doggy dogg]

I'm by no means a movie "buff" at all, like hardly ever watch any movies. But of the few I've seen, I'd have to agree with Freddy Got Fingered. Maybe it's just because I can't stand Tom Green at all, I don't know.

[DaveWadding]

*bump*

i just saw a few minutes of "Cat Woman" on HBO.

worst movie ever? maybe. maybe not.

but i gotta say this. there comes a point when the people responsible for a movie need to start facing jail time. and "Cat Woman" definitely crossed the line.

You're lucky you just sat through a few minutes. I has to sit through the whole thing. :'(

*Halle Berry walks up to a bar, in Catwoman suit*

Bartender: What'll it be?
Halle: White Russian. Hold the vodka. Hold the Kahlua.
*...*
Bartender: Cream, straight up!

God it makes me wanna mass murder every single person involved to this very day.

[ClockShot]

Exorcist: The Beginning. Had to suffer watching that disgrace of a movie starring Isabella Scorupio (Goldeneye bond girl), and Reny Harlin.

[weather vane]

THE RING TWO

WOW SO BAD

[KillerWolf]

^^^ agreed. i stopped watching about half or two thirds of the way through.

[Mikey]

The Stupids. Why has noone mentioned this movie?

[Vastardikai]

Champions:

Picture Ken Shamrock in Trunks, Boots, Kickpads, and Grappling Gloves, firing a machine gun at enemies. That was in this movie.

Slammed!:

Picture Tiny "Zeus" Lister Masturbating. That was in this movie.

[FakeLaser]

The Stupids. Why has noone mentioned this movie?
lol, forgot about that movie. Actually it was on TV like a month ago and I managed to sit through the whole thing.

[Kane Knight]

Some of you are just being overcritical bastards. The Wedding Singer and City of Angels are hardly the worst movies ever. In fact, they are quite fantastic.

Worst movie you've ever seen was the question.

Also, what kind of moron watches Freddie Got Fingered in the first place?

[Kane Knight]

THE RING TWO

WOW SO BAD

I wouldn't say worst movie I've ever seen, but shit, I saw it for free and I STILL want something back for it. Preferably the two hours of my life (Two more hours I can do something less pointless with...Like cratch my balls or watch paint dry)

[Skippord]

Oh god Catwoman made me want to stab something in the face

[Mikey]

Has anyone seen Cabin Boy with Chris Elliott?

[Mister Sinister]

Theses Pipes Are Clean!!!!

[Mister Sinister]

But the worst movie I've seen....Either The Village or The Crow: Wicked Prayer

[The Show Off]

The Order

[RP]

Surviving Christmas for the win

[The One]

Ultraviolet

Seriously, I have never writen to the Production Company asking for my money back before this movie. Easily the worst movie I have ever seen, words can not explain who god aweful I thought it was.

[Mikey]

Theodore Rex. Whoopi Goldberg as a detective with her partner....A dinosaur

[Skippord]

Freddy's Dead what the fuck was that

[Kane Knight]

Has anyone seen Cabin Boy with Chris Elliott?

No, my IQ is higher than my shoe size.

[Kane Knight]

Ultraviolet

Seriously, I have never writen to the Production Company asking for my money back before this movie. Easily the worst movie I have ever seen, words can not explain who god aweful I thought it was.

You couldn't tell that by watching the promos?

[AlphaBean]

Champions:

Picture Ken Shamrock in Trunks, Boots, Kickpads, and Grappling Gloves, firing a machine gun at enemies. That was in this movie.

Slammed!:

Picture Tiny "Zeus" Lister Masturbating. That was in this movie.

Where can I find "Slammed!" on DVD?

[KillerWolf]

You couldn't tell that by watching the promos?
careful, KK. ^^some people around here will go tooth and nail that people are incapable of making reasonable assumptions about a movie based on a trailer.

[AlphaBean]

ROFL.

Have you been sitting there, crying and waiting for the last six months to say something like that?

Christ dude. Seriously.

[KillerWolf]

yeah. and now i'm livin' the dream.

[Rammsteinmad]

Son of the Mask.

And I only watched the last ten minutes of it.

[KillerWolf]

^the first one was pretty unwatchable as well.

[Kane Knight]

careful, KK. ^^some people around here will go tooth and nail that people are incapable of making reasonable assumptions about a movie based on a trailer.

Yeah, despite the bad acting, bad writing, and shitty style demonstrated in the trailers, that movie coulda been Shakespeare...:rofl:

[Rammsteinmad]

^the first one was pretty unwatchable as well.

I actually quite liked the first one, and really wanted to see the sequel despite knowing how bad it was. However, I only managed to catch the last ten minutes and it put me right off watching the whole film.

[KillerWolf]

^watching the first one made me want to stab a child in the face.

[Rammsteinmad]

Then I pray to god you never have to experience Son of the Mask (Again?).

[V]

spice world always comes to mind

[samichna]

Let me guess? The only good thing was that you watched it with your girlfriend, though.

[Rammsteinmad]

I watched that last week... on my own.

Made me realise how much of a bad gimmick the Spice Girls were (never really was a fan, just looking for something to watch while having dinner).

[V]

Let me guess? The only good thing was that you watched it with your girlfriend, though.
unfortunately, I did not know my girlfriend when I was 12 :(

[Nervous Ferret]

Bollocks, Spice World was fantastic

[V]

fantasticly pointless

and i was a huge spice girls fan back then :o

[redoneja]

House of Cards

[KillerWolf]

10 Things I Hate About You is way, way up there on the list.

[Nervous Ferret]

:n:

[The One]

You couldn't tell that by watching the promos?

Never saw a preview for it, was talked into seeing it by my friend who didn't want to see "V For Vendetta"...worst debate I ever lost.:(

[Mikey]

What about Howard the Duck? I think that can be included on the list

[Bad Company]

Just to make sure you all heard it.

Panic Room.

[Aussie Skier]

I would say DOOM is just about the worst movie i've ever seen. Other than the scene in the 1st person, it sucks! Where are the cacademons (sp?) and all the other awesome monsters???

Other crap movies include:

Striptease, a girl works for the FBI, losses her job, and becomes a stripper...WTF!
Junior...seriously, that was crap!
Spiderman 2....I hate the girl in it...she ruined that film SO MUCH!
Fantastic Four....utterly hopeless film
You've got mail


btw: Napolena Dynamite was brilliant!

[Rammsteinmad]

I would say DOOM is just about the worst movie i've ever seen. Other than the scene in the 1st person, it sucks! Where are the cacademons (sp?) and all the other awesome monsters???

CONTAINS DOOM SPOILERS!!! (Kinda... highlight to read)

Guessing by the ending there'll clearly be a sequel (I hope)... hopefully based more on the old games... I think I read somewhere about a sequel, and it just makes sense for him to come up at the top of the arc and find the whole of Earth populated with demons and stuff.

Still, I really liked that film.

[weather vane]

HOW DOESNT EVERYONE ANSWER THE RING TWO???

[KillerWolf]

^ yes. terrible, that movie.

[KillerWolf]

The Hulk fuckin sucked!!!

[mitchables]

Cerberus. Terrible, terrible movie.

[Savio]

I change my pick to "The Whole 10 yards"

[Blitz]

New contenders:

Man of the Year
Hannibal Rising

[St. Jimmy]

Will Ferrell.

[El Fangel]

Savior is a dick for making me think The Mask was back :mad:

Also

Timeline

[Destor]

Hostel is up there.

[Xero]

Will Ferrell.

[Bad Company]

Just to make sure you all heard it.

Panic Room.
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[Jordan]

Showgirls.

[Jura]

Don't Be Scared directed by Master P

That has got to be the worst piece of shit I have ever seen and this is from a guy who has a penchant for bad movies.

[Crossrine]

Little Man. By far the shittiest movie I have ever seen. One of the few to have only 1 quote on the DVD, from the director

[Jura]

Get out of here with that. I liked that movie.

[Crossrine]

Really? To me it seemed like the only chuckle worthy material was shown during the commercial. Other than that the movie seemed retarded, but hey thats my opinion

[Xero]

Really? To me it seemed like the only chuckle worthy material was shown during the commercial.
That's better than most of the bullshit comedies that comes out these days.

[ron the dial]

There are very few movies that get the distinction of being turned off before they are over from me. I can sit through some stupid shit and it doesn't phase me. But Neverending Story made me want to murder everyone that was involved with it, and got turned off after 30 minutes of pure agony.

[eazey]

house of the Dead

[D Mac]

Men in Black 2

[Mr. Pierre]

Lady in the Water was so horrible

[Renaissance man]

Any of the Harry Potter movies.

I was forced to watch them in school. I just wanted to take a gun and shoot my brains out.

I think i lost it when i saw the flying car- for the love of Michaels may i never see it again

[Crossrine]

Originally posted by Renaissance Man
for the love of Michaels
:wtf:

[Boondock Saint]

There are very few movies that get the distinction of being turned off before they are over from me. I can sit through some stupid shit and it doesn't phase me. But Neverending Story made me want to murder everyone that was involved with it, and got turned off after 30 minutes of pure agony.


Blasphemy.

[ct2k]

Yeah bad call WeX NES is in no way a bad movie

[ron the dial]

Say what you want, I still think it sucks.

[ct2k]

WeX I'm warning you, don't go down this path

[Savio]

Yeah bad call WeX NES is in no way a bad movieYeah old school nintendo was the shit.

[Xerzes]

White Noise

[Mister Sinister]

THe Villiage, can't beleive I was fucking hyped to go see it.

[Jeritron]

Lady in the Water was pretty fucking bad. It's the worst movie I've ever seen that I actually thought might be good.

Shitty horror sequels and romantic comedys and the like don't really count, because they are what they are. They suck, the actors and studios know they'll suck, I know they'll suck and I don't see them willingly.
They can only be gauged for what they are.

But when it's something legitimate, and it comes out THAT fucking bad. Wow. Absolutely the worst movie I've ever seen in a theater.
Made Batman and Robin look like Citizen fuckin Kane

[Mister Sinister]

That is pretty bad, make sure, I never am forced to watch that movie, unless there is an blowjob, followed by an cumshot to the cheek involved.

[Jeritron]

I don't care who's administering the smokeshow, there's no way you could possibly keep an erect penis during the abortion that is that movie. I don't even know if you can keep your brain awake, let alone keep your dick awake to get brain.

Seriously, they even managed to make Bryce Dallas Howard, who I though was dope as hell in Spidey 3, look gross. Haven't really seen her in much else, but she was gross in Lady in the Water, yet in Spidey 3 I would tear. that. ass. up.

[Jeritron]

http://www.mnight.com/images/movies/lady_in_the_water/litw_howard_2.jpg

Bitch you must be on crack. You're grimey ginger ass is killing my boner. Turn that shower on and get some Revlon.



http://dreamers.com/indices/imagenes/advance.63.IMAGEN8.jpg

That's more like it. Do you like popsicles?

[Kris P Lettus]

The Never Ending Story and Howard the Duck are both awesome..

[LoDownM]

300

[SammyG]

I'm assuming you're joking. 300 was amazing.

[LoDownM]

Not joking. I've never wanted a movie to be over as badly as I wanted 300 to end.

[Kris P Lettus]

WTF

I mean, is didn't have character deverlopment or a deep story line, but it's two hours of violent eyecandy..

What's not to like??

[GD]

300 was good.

[The Genius]

fred claus would be on that list

[Kris P Lettus]

Unless you took your little brother or something, you gets no symphathy..

[Blonde Moment]

Highlander: Endgame

[The Condor]

A tie between Half Past Dead and Battle: Los Angeles

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Jesus yeah that Battle: Los Angeles was terrible. Got dragged to the cinema for that.

Might not be the worst I've ever seen, but in recent times "Oblivion" is the worst I've seen in a while.

[Schlomey]

1. In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

2. Eat, Pray Love

3. Transformers 3

[JimmyMess]

Running With Scissors

[Adder]

What comes to mind right now is; Identity Theft

That was bad

[Sixx]

I'm still impressed with Big Stan.