SmackDown! Captions [2-17-2006]

[loopydate]

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[V]

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Rey: 42 days until I finally get my title shot at wrestlemania 22!
Vince: Too bad you'll be jobbing though
Rey: Just being in the mania main event is a huge honour!
Vince: Sorry Rey, but the cruiserweight title match is not the main event
Rey: ...wait what?

[Skippord]

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Batista:YOU WHORE

(reference to an old joke)

[Cuzziebro]

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Rey: Suck my Cock

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All the cruisers: If your happy and you know it clap your hands.

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Nova: I like you nose structure. I want it now.
Hardy:mad: : Get your hand of my nose!

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In the first ever hide and seek competition on WWE T.V we see Angle has found the best hiding spot ever.

[ThruTheWire]

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Undertaker no-sells gravity.

[Cool King]

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Zach Gowan's brother makes his WWE debut.

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The Cruiserweights notice that Helms has the last Snickers bar.

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The Cruiserweights are just told about Hopscotch.

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Ref: You're ticklish Greg, I know you are! Coochy Coochy Coo!:D

Helms: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT, YOU'RE KILLING ME!:rofl:

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Booker T: Haha, yeah. That was me that just farted.

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The look on Benoits face wasn't because of the chair shot. It was becasue the chair was so damn cold.

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Taker didn't know why Kurt wanted to team up with him....until he felt a lump near his ass.

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Undertaker: Hissssssssssssssssssssss!

WWE Writers: What the hell?

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Angle: Hey Mark, I have something you want.

Undertaker: I remember when I use to win Titles.:'(

[Xero]

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Charles: OH... MY GOD! MARTY, YOU WEREN'T REALLY SUPPOSED TO RIP HIS HEART OUT!
Boogeyman: But Vince showed me Indiana Jones and said to do it EXACTLY as they did it!

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Heidenreich made us love anal rape again. This ref made us love group rape again.

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Orton: SON OF A BITCH!
DDP: SON OF A BITCH!
Jeff: BROTHER OF MINE!

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Kurt: :naughty:
Taker: :shifty:
Kurt: :naughty:
Taker: :wtf:
Kurt: :naughty:
Taker: :eek:

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Random fan: HIS HEAD IS LIKE A MILE OFF THE GROUND! :mad:

[Impeccable]

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In a bizarre twist of Events, Steven Richards drops his trunks and forces the undertaker into licking his ass.

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Boogeyman: Have I got something in my teeth?

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Momentarily forgetting that Scotty uses vast amounts of hairspray, Greg Helms did his best Bushwhacker impression.

Helms: Eurghhhhhhhhhhh!

[Lock Jaw]

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Return of the Agressive Crotch Display!

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I did it for you, Rock!

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Don't you hate it when your inner organs try to escape?

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Boogeyman: Look what I just pulled from his bellybutton!
Lil' Naitch: :eek: :wtf:

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Helms: Curses! My Green Lantern power does not work against wood!
Scotty: :shifty:

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Kurt:I've got something long and smooth pointed directly at your back. And it's not a gun.

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The Spirit of Kwee-Wee strikes The Undertaker?! That bastard! He'll stop at nobody!

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Kurt: This has been on Smackdown nearly a year and it STILL says Triple H!

[JH]

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Introducing Rey Mysterios newest move....The Crotch Rocket

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Helms is ready for Scottys W--O--R--M

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Cruiserweights: Ok we're ready for the hodown where's Lashley

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London & Funaki: Oh yeah we like that
Ref: Oh man your nipples are so soft
Helms: Lets go to my room and i'll show you something else thats soft

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Angle was ready to start blackmailing Taker with the hidden message he found in his tattoos....I GET OFF BY WATCHING MARK HENRY

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Undertaker becomes the first and probably only memeber of the Steven Richards lick my balls club

[Vastardikai]

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Worst. Powerbomb. Ever.

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Rey: I forgot how Eddie used to lean on the ropes. Could you give me some help?

Randy: Sure.

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Rey: Oh, unattainable dream!

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Inappropriate Robot theater.

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Poor Boogeyman. Nobody Loves him. Everybody Hates him.

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Boogeyman Wins!
FATALITY!

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Gregory: I'll Kick your stinkin Teeth in!

Now, as a Special Treat, I am here to present a Captioning Debut by a WWE Diva!

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Cameraman: I haven't seen this many jobbers in the same ring since Andre had that one battle Royal...

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The one armed man strikes again.

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The Cruiserweights were shocked that the ref would rape Gregory in front of a live audience.

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Sharmell couldn't listen to Booker channel George Carlin.

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JBL turned his foot into a Wolverine.

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Booker's way of killing a fly on Chris' back were, to say the least, unorthodox.

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Benoit: You mean I have to Go Down on him?

Lashley: Did someone say Hoedown?

*Somewhere, Candice Michelle hits the floor*

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Booker: This Tie...is... too... tight!

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Simon Dean: Job, you jobbing jobber!

Matt: *about to tap* Wait a minute, you're a jobber, too!

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Here we see Matt Hardy well on his way to winning his only match in 2006.

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Matt shows off the price of getting his job back with WWE: His right ring finger.

[loopydate]

:?:

[V]

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Tazz: What are you doing here Booker?
Booker T: I'm here to kill Cole, because I wish you were doing the show solo
Tazz: Hey Cole, why are you heading to the ring?
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[JH]

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Tazz: What are you doing here Booker?
Booker T: I'm here to kill Cole, because I wish you were doing the show solo
Tazz: Hey Cole, why are you heading to the ring?
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lmao
can i use that picture

[Vastardikai]

*rereads his captions*

Damn....

Maybe this will fix it...

[loopydate]

:lol: Yeah. Uh... what happened there?

[Vastardikai]

The location I was posting from was giving me a hard time with loading for previews, to make sure everything was in line. So I posted and hoped for the best.

Big Mistake.

Really. Big. Mistake.

[loopydate]

:lol: Hey, at least they're memorable. People will be talking about Vastardikai's 2/17/06 captions for the rest of the year.

[Vastardikai]

Yes, they shall be forever known as the "Lita Captions". :p