RAW Captions [2-20-2006]

[loopydate]

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[Fryza]

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Torrie: "Oh God Maria, put pants on!"

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Mickie couldn't figure out why the blowjob didn't feel as good as her guy friends told her it was supposed to feel.

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Wow, HBO porn is really getting bad...

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The first live-action strip for Gary Larson's 'The Far Side' was a hit.

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Wait, isn't this the same image as the first one? And does Maria still need pants on?

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While I can't 'C' him, I can see him quite well. And so can Candice, who took the time to throw both Ashley and Mickie at him.

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Wow, Chyna's looking good.

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"I don't get it. If it's called a wood chuck, why can't it chuck wood?"

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Lita wasn't too thrilled about Edge demonstrating the first time she didn't botch oral sex to the public. Edge himself wasn't too thrilled when he got the microphone lodged down his throat.

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Who called in the All-American Janitor?

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Oh, come on Edge. Hacksaw doesn't have many more of those to spare. :(

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"Worst. Sex. Ever."

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Edge: "And then I said, that's not my wife- that's an apple!"
Lita: "Oh Adam, I love your knock knock jokes."

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Looks like Kane might be taking up distant denistry...

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Today's episode is brought to you by the letter... H? I think that's an H...

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Turns out, the Invisible Crucifix was never a crucifix at all. It was just the Mad Humper. However, his invisiblity cloak had worn off.

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You'd make those faces too if you'd just watched Date Movie.

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Are those emo glasses?

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"Here Mr. Flair, you forgot this..."

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And here we see Ric's first attempt at a Tornado DDT go horribly awry.

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Though it may not be a caption per say, notice the announcers faces. Notice how Styles and Coach have the cock jaw ready, while King is shaking his head? That's a sign of announcing experience.

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"Don't eaaaat me mama..."

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Worst. Transitional Champions. Ever.

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Appears the fans weren't the only ones who didn't want to see Shawn reenact Romeo and Juliet.

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HADOKEN

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So he CAN levitate!

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Has to be the worst breakdancing I've ever seen.

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"BY GOD CREATIVE CONTROL!"

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Paul McCartney?

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Where's a barber shop when you need it?

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"Love you Marty!"
"You're still not getting my bud."

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Marty signals to their new stablemate, God.

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Reason #1 why Carlito should be God: The hair.

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RVD takes a move out of Liu Kang's attack strategy. If it defeated Shang Tsung, dammit...

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Hug!

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It's raining mid-carders again...

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Show: "Now how the hell did you get here?"

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It was then that RVD completely forgot what he was doing.

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This was the before shot of what happened to RVD after his throw Show's sandwich away. Due to international law and the Geneva Convention, we are not allowed to display the after shot to the general public.

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This is Triple H's way of saying you're too close to stardom.

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Here we see the ref shitting a leg...

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Six baby!

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Hunter: No, it's a moissanite.
Cena: A what-a-nite?
Hunter: A moissanite is an artificial diamond, Cena. It's Mickey Mouse, man. Spurious. Not genuine. And it's worth... Fuck-all.

[Lock Jaw]

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Edge: Come on! right now she could beat anyone in the world in a staring contest!

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Edge got wood from Duggan.

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Ric thinking: I wonder if those damn kids got off my lawn?

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Shelton decided that for the good of the theme park, Space Mountain had to be decommissioned.

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TRABAMPOLINE!!

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The Spirit Squad give Rey Mysterio a run for his money in the area of the Agressive Crotch Display.

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HBKorgy

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With no apples present, Carlito took a bite out of his opponent's pants.

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Fan in blue shirt: Hey! Don't throw your garbage down here! *hurls HHH back into Big Show*

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RVD: Ah, mat! We meet again!
Mat: How ya doing Rob? How's the wife?

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Cena: Ha! I got the bely surgically implanted into the side of my head! I'd like to see you take it now!
HHH: *rips out*
Cena: My brrrrrrrains.....

[V]

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Cena: So Hunter, what's the worst way to start a huge feud for Wrestlemania?
HHH: Start it as late as possible, with something stupid like 2 people staring at each other
Cena: ...

[JH]

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Torrie: Oh my god it's an Idaho state quarter WOW thats so cool

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Hot Forceable Lesbian Action
No matter how it is we still love it

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Torrie: What the hell Maria got the Pepsi logo tattooed on IT

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Edge: Matt was right Lita is a filthy dirty whore and you'll never guess who i caught her having sex with........HIM
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Shelton: Please dont kiss me again

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If Buff's mom can be WCW Tag Champion then Sheltons mom can WWE Intercontinental Champion

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When Triple H gets back on his throne this is how many times he's gonna have to do #2

[PorkSoda]

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This is why there should be crowd interaction in ECW....

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.....And not in WWE.

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Shelton takes the Perfume in the eyes to a whole new level.

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Ric forgot his quarter.

[Vastardikai]

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Candice: Watch me Tae-bo, dammit! WATCH ME!

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Why did Mickey have the WM 22 logo stitched on her panties? So Mariah and Ashley could look at the logo at the same time!

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Mickey: I WANT CM SPUNK, DAMMIT!

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What an odd time to teach Mickey James how to swim, don't you think Victoria?

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Candice: Get your JAZZ HANDS AWAY FROM ME!

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Not a caption, but if she was in that angle in mid air, no WONDER he leg broke. Seriously, they need to get these people properly trained before throwing them in the ring (or in this case, OUT OF THE RING) :rant:

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Candice not so subtly announces how wide she is...

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Candice: What's death?

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Edge: Isn't that right, Lita? Lita? ... LITA?!?!?!

Lita: Ooooh, pretty light!

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That javelin is specially designed for his limp-wristed throwing style...

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Iron Sheik: (at home) Now, why didn't I think of that?

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Jim hasn't looked to be in this much pain since that time Yoko banzaid him like, what? 303 times?

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Now we know why Lita left Matt for Edge: Edge packs big wood! :naughty:

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Kane: Hey, there's marbles in here! No wonder why you couldn't talk...

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Kane: How much longer I gotta stand like this?

Chris: A couple more seconds, I have to finish restrapping your boot in...

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Chris Masters: Limbo Instructor failed to get over with the crowd.

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Here we see the referee telling the story of "Old Yeller".

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The matches are so bad, sometimes you need to huff laughing gas just to get by.

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His Ric Flair doll was getting deflated, so Shelton had to pump some air into him.

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Ric Flair: Limbo Instructor wasn't any better.

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Flair learned a hard lesson that day: Don't make kissy motions to Shelton's Mama!

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Shelton was traumatized: He just saw his mom's OTHER tattoo...

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Mama disciplines her son by pinching plugs out of his back.

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And you thought David Arquette: World Heavyweight Champion was bad...

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Shawn tries to reach up to tag O'Haire

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Shawn: didn't I see this in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" one time?

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Steven Richards busts out a mid-air Mexican Surfboard.

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Shawn wasn't liking the trampoline as much as the other kids were.

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Lillian: You know, for such a "Good Christian", Shawn stuffs his tights an awful lot...

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Marty: I might not have Shawn's fame, but at least I'm not going bald!

Vastardikai: Awww Snap!

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Shawn: What's David Cassidy doing here?

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Shawn: So, how does it feel to know you're gonna be fired in about 2 weeks?

Marty: :'(

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Marty: It's great to be together again, isn't that right Shawn?

Shawn: Uh, yeah. *whispers to Brutus Beefcake* The window is set up, right?

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Carlito: Hey, why does the ref look like Christian Cage?

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Rob: Now, Show, this is how you do the Shining Wizard...

Show: I'M NOT LOOKING, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

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The ref's hyper-wind breath fires RVD at Big Show.

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Hunter: *Covering his nose* Get some Odor Eaters, man!

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Guy In Green Jacket: Good thing I went to get Popcorn. Hunter's crotch would have been RIGHT IN my face!

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RVD: Master of the Invisible Hang-glider.

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Show: Where's my sammich?

Rob: I couldn't help it, dude. I had the Munchies!

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You think the Pedigree is devastating? Try coupling it with an Ass bite!

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Raising Hunter's hand makes even the referee sick!

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Jeff Hardy has just possessed the Game!

Shadow: :drool:

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John: The fans love me, see!

Fans: Boooooo!

Hunter: This is all my fault for not playing the heel role properly...

[Disturbed316]

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Torrie is almost choked to death by Candice's "silent but violent" fart.

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You're a HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Eugene Snr comes to the rescue.

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Edge: Here you go O'Haire, build an extention or something with this.
Lita: I like the pretty lights.

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Shelton: But why can't I go on the jungle gym!?

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Meh, it's better than Jeff Jarrett being intercontinental champion again.

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The audtitions for Superman Returns are going well for this young chap.

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Marty: Just look at the size of that extention up there!
Shawn: *thinking* At least it's another window to put you through.

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RVD: *sigh* And it's all down hill from here.

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RVD: Yup, I got it right. At least thats another 10 points on tipsters though.

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While Triple H noticed the slight smell of Stephanie on him, the ref got the full whack.

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No Triple H, just doing the hand signal doesn NOT mean you are a member of the Four Horsemen.

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H was pissed Cena's cap peak was bigger than his nose.

[Xero]

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This was taken just seconds after Torrie decided to taste Chloe's dog food.

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Edge: THESE... ARE.... BOOBS!

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Edge: THAT... IS... A BOOB!

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Hacksaw: That's gonna be STIFF in the morning!
Ref: OH COME ON! THAT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY!

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Kane: ... How do I choke slam you like this?
Masters: Dunno...
Ref: You gotta do something...
Kane: Maybe if I choke... slam... the... post.... Gah, nope..
Ref: How about you RELASE him and then put it BACK on?
Both: Oooooohhh....

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Ref: Daddy? Why is the black man humping you?
Shelton: FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!

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Shelton: We're sorry for the mix up, Mr. Flair. We'll have this metallic arm removed immediately.
Ric: YOU BETTER BE! AND I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE DOCTOR WHO DID THIS TO ME!
Lita: Yes?
Ric: .... FIGURES! :mad:

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Shelton: I *GASP* FELL *GASP* OUT *GASP* SIDE *GASP* AND *GASP* GOT *GASP* A *GASP* BOO *GASP* BOO!

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Shawn wasn't pleased with the unscripted "Cock Block Drop" to the face.

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(Seconds earlier)
Shawn: I don't know...
Nick: DON'T WORRY WE'LL CATCH YOU!
Ken: WE LOVE YOU!
Mike: YEAH, DON'T WORRY!
Shawn: Well, okay.... *JUMP*

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Shawn loves all his fans. Even the 38 year old retarded ones.

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Bald guy: WOAH!
Guy in blue: Dude, he touched my penis!
*Both giggle like school girls*

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RVD: Woah, you don't look gay from up here!
HHH: HEY! :mad: *SPLAT*

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RVD: I missed this position...

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Triple H: I WON!? Gee, what a BIIIIG suprise! I can NOT believe this! :shifty:

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Triple H: I give you.... THE FOUR HORSEMEN 2006! SOUND OFF!
Ric Flair: RIC!
Triple H: HUNTER!
Batista: DANCIN' DAVE!
Kevin Nash: KEVI-MY QUAD!

[Cuzziebro]

Sorry if i repeat any of these, I have not been through to look at anyone elses.

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Edge: No, Shes the guy in our relationship!
Lita: Yeah.

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POP!

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Shelton: Ric. You have a fly on you, let me get it off.

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Shelton: He hurt me momma:'(

[Volare]

lita got excited when they found something she could feel

edge got just excited when he had something long and hard back in his hand