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Kenny
01-30-2004, 06:37 PM
The idea of bringing the concepts of 2 movies together has been happening for years. Mainly in the horror genre. Most recently with Freddy vs Jason.

What are 2 movies you can think of that would bomb horribly if they became a joint project?

This is my idea, but I'd kinda like to see it as a parody movie.

Home Alone: Lost in Jurassic Park

Kevin McCallister and his family take a vacation to Jurassic Park for Christmas Vacation.

Harry and Marv are replaced by velociraptors.

Also.. remember in Home Alone how Kevin was afraid of the guy who salted the walk ways? Then in Home Alone 2 how Kevin was afraid of the "Bird Lady"? Well they ended up being pretty cool in the end.

In this movie, their role is taken over by a T-Rex.

For the better part of the movie Kevin uses his clever boobie traps to catch the Raptors off gaurd. Swinging pant cans from tree's and of course the signature "Video" trick.

The Mask
01-30-2004, 09:23 PM
jay and silent bob strike back mixed with requiem of a dream would rule yet be stupidly depressing at the same time cause jay would probably lose his arms and we'd have to watch kevin smith do an ass to ass scene :shifty:

Kane Knight
01-30-2004, 09:40 PM
jay and silent bob strike back mixed with requiem of a dream would rule yet be stupidly depressing at the same time cause jay would probably lose his arms and we'd have to watch kevin smith do an ass to ass scene :shifty:

Even better...Jay and Silent Bob crossed with "A Beautiful Mind."

Could you imagine trying to win a Nobel Prize while Jay is screaming "Nooch to the motherfu</>cking SNooch!"

el fregadero
01-30-2004, 11:35 PM
<font color=teal>WTF You can't replace Harry and Marv.</font> :'(