Raw thread 2-27-06 "Bret Hart returns tonight?"

[Savio]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/2179722 (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/halloffame/brethart/profile/)
A Time for Answers
February 27, 2006


Click here (http://www.wwe.com/content/media/video/tvshows/smackdown/200602/22406rebound) to watch the RAW (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/) Rebound
Over the years, WWE Superstars have enjoyed the privilege of joining a prestigious WWE club. On the next edition of Monday Night RAW, Marty Jannetty not only has the opportunity to become a member, but he also can accept a full-time spot on the RAW roster in the process. There’s only one catch: It’s the “Mr. McMahon (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/mrmcmahon/) Kiss My Ass Club.”
Both the punishment and reward come as a result of Jannetty’s involvement last week on RAW. Mr. McMahon chose to give Shawn Michaels (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/shawnmichaels/) hell in the form of a four-on-one Handicap Match, but Jannetty came to HBK’s aid. Seeing Jannetty involve himself in McMahon business led to the “invitation.”
Mr. McMahon made note of the fact that Jannetty has fallen on hard times recently. Does he want this job bad enough to pucker up … and undoubtedly endure additional humiliation in the process? What will Jannetty do in this unusual situation? We’ll find out on Monday Night RAW.

Will we see Bret Hart on Monday Night RAW tonight?

Also, Edge (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/edge/) gave Mick Foley (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/mickfoley/) one week to respond to his WrestleMania (http://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania/) challenge. Will the Hardcore Legend answer back this week?

In addition, Trish Stratus (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/trishstratus/) will defend the Women’s Championship against Candice (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/candice/) this week on RAW. Will the Playboy cover girl add gold to her resume, as well? Watch RAW to find out.
All this and more on Monday Night RAW (9/8 CT; USA Network).

[Y3J]

What's with the pop-ups?

[Loose Cannon]

that sentence with Bret makes zero sense to me.

[Joey Slugs]

The banner is actually:

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/2213264

and there is ZERO reference to Bret. just give it up.

[Blitz]

Raw's delayed in Canada tonight til 10. :foc: you, curling.

[Y3J]

At least you don't have to wait till 2am like in the UK if you want to watch it live. I love the guy that invented the VCR.

[Volare]

are we gonna try and set up a chatroom tonite for this or what?

(4 beers in me im gonna keep track tonite)

[DS]

At least you don't have to wait till 2am like in the UK if you want to watch it live. I love the guy that invented the VCR.
lol VCR

[The Greater Power]

lol coach refuses to sit in the chair

[The Naitch]

Bret Hart gets screwed again tonight

[Volare]

probably

[darkpower]

The banner is actually:

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/2213264

and there is ZERO reference to Bret. just give it up.

Would be nice, though?

[St. Jimmy]

yey. who's gonna come out first, Cena, Edge, foley, or Trips?

[darkpower]

Was that Stacy Keibler in the RAW Intro, or was it just me?

[Joey Slugs]

Would be nice, though?

Not really. He'll be in Chicago for WM. That's all. People just need to give it a rest.

[St. Jimmy]

oh. nevermind. *rolls eyes*

[JT]

IS it me, or has lita been wearing the same shirt for a few months now.

[Volare]

what a way to start off with the most BITCHABLE person in the world accompainied by a 5$ piece of ass

[Volare]

finally!! god is here

[JT]

what a way to start off with the most BITCHABLE person in the world accompainied by a 5$ piece of ass

Dude, dude, dude...seriously $5?



That's just generousity man.

[darkpower]

3 time transitional champ. lol

[Volare]

hell im drinking so lita might look better at least according to my friend Budweiser

[darkpower]

Dude, dude, dude...seriously $5?



That's just generousity man.

Yeah, seriously....more like $2.

[Volare]

Rated O for overated wow that was clever

[darkpower]

Surprised that they didn't forget the Vince hospital room thing, with the way the WWE expecting us to forget everything else.

[Skippord]

Skippord is unbanned wooooo

[Volare]

so is Edge trying to build himself like taker?? undefeated at WM?

[St. Jimmy]

say hell in the cell....

[Volare]

i smell the barbwire already

[St. Jimmy]

aw... not even a boiler room brawl. =/

[G-wrath]

Skippord is unbanned wooooo

Skippord was banned? lol
Welcome back

[Volare]

yeah lita should run and not risk popping the puppies

[Volare]

WOW! Tag Team Title match thought they never existed!

[darkpower]

Wow...not even to the second page yet on a RAW thread...unheard of

[Volare]

and Viscera and Venis wow what a challenge

[JT]

Which is sadder...the fact that you know Kane/Show is going to win because they're opponents weren't even introduced to the ring...or that those opponents are a former Summerslam Main Eventer and a 2-Time Intercontinental Champion.

[darkpower]

Let's go Mabel chants, albiet brief and weak :D

[St. Jimmy]

lol. "Let's Go Mabel"

[Corndad]

Just gettin in fellas, what have I missed?

[St. Jimmy]

lol. did Show just spoof on Hogan?

[Volare]

hey i went for a smoke and it was over

[G-wrath]

Just gettin in fellas, what have I missed?

*ahem* :kiss:

lol nothing really, just Foley/Edge promo

[darkpower]

Just gettin in fellas, what have I missed?

Not much, only that Foley wants Edge in a Hardcore match at Mania 22., and Show and Kane are still the tag champs as they perform yet ANOTHER semi-squash match.

[Johnny Vegas]

Oh god...i can hear the boos coming from this Cena interview already...

[JT]

Just gettin in fellas, what have I missed?

-Terrible Edge promo, only made up by the appearence of Foley.
-The return of a Tag Team Title match including the further burrying of known superstars.

[Volare]

oh yeah i just saw a commercial with a "hulk hogan" charecter that basically looked like a stick figure talking about Arby's but it was hogan's voice

[Johnny Vegas]

I didn't see the Edge promo...what made it terrible?

[Corndad]

Thanks guys. Rep all around.

[Savio]

The banner is actually:

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/2213264

and there is ZERO reference to Bret. just give it up.Hey Slugs I knew he wasn't coming

[JT]

oh yeah i just saw a commercial with a "hulk hogan" charecter that basically looked like a stick figure talking about Arby's but it was hogan's voice

Well...Hogan was the voice actor.

[Volare]

woo hoo a replay of the momma dance

[JT]

I didn't see the Edge promo...what made it terrible?

Edge


Seriously...I use to like the guy but I'm really starting to hate him for his mic skill. I don't know if he's really trying...or just slowly marching through it.

[Volare]

WOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!

[darkpower]

Ok...so the point of the Flair promo was....what, exactly?

[St. Jimmy]

stoner... *sigh*

[Volare]

i think he was hinting something put flair in the MITB match at WM

[Volare]

HOT GIRLL HOT GIRL

[St. Jimmy]

Maria.... <3 lmaooooo Carlito

[Johnny Vegas]

Damn, Marty can act a lil bit

[St. Jimmy]

MITB Ladder. fuck yeahhh.

[darkpower]

MARIA!!!

Can I interview her?! And pork her?!

[Volare]

oh wait a minute only 3 this time not 6?? that sux ass

[darkpower]

OMG @ Unlimited

The whitest man in the history of pro-wrestling is coming out right now.

[Joey Slugs]

Hey Slugs I knew he wasn't coming

I know.. but the joke is old.

[JT]

I forget...why was he released again last year? I thought after the great match he had with Kurt Angle that he would definately have a program going somewhere.

[RGWhat316]

Hey, I'm back on the RAW thread. Foley/Edge promo was decent, and MITB qualifying matches on the way. Doesn't look too bad.

[Volare]

omg Trevor Murdoch WTF

[Volare]

dont look too bad eh??

[St. Jimmy]

RVD MITB. fuck yes.

[Volare]

well we know RVD is in

[darkpower]

Hmm...let's see who will win THIS match. A pale-white drunken shit wrestler vs. RVD.....hmm, maybe...RVD!!!!

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

RVD MITB. fuck yes.

Well wait just a minute here...how do you know that Murdoch won't beat him?

$10,000 says RVD jobs to Murdoch.

[Volare]

so who got the lingere mag??

[Johnny Vegas]

lol @ RVD swerving us with that ankle lock

[Volare]

cmon are you kidding me they aren't gonna have RVD job to a person with No Story Line or a main stage match


though im laughing at the murdoch chants

[G-wrath]

lol @ the Murdoch chants

[Johnny Vegas]

Murdoch is an ugly dude

[darkpower]

I feel for King, having to try his damnest to sell Murdoch as a GOOD wrestler.

[Johnny Vegas]

SHIT, was that rolling thunder on Murdoch's head? :eek:

[JT]

cmon are you kidding me they aren't gonna have RVD job to a person with No Story Line or a main stage match


though im laughing at the murdoch chants

Murdock is the man. He's the next big thing in the WWE, or having you hear my friend.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

HUGE UPSET!

[redoneja]

Good to see Van Dam use a different move or two

[Volare]

so we got Carlito, RVD, and why do i feel Masters

[Volare]

and for the women's title match...why do i see mickie interfering and screwing trish

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

That'd be cool if Chavo got in.

[St. Jimmy]

ooh. pissbreak. need to go call the woman.

[Skippord]

Skippord was banned? lol
Welcome back
Two day ban :D

[G-wrath]

lol...hello Philipinos...

[Corndad]

If Candice wins the title just because shes doin playboy I will stop watching Raw forever.

[G-wrath]

GOD HER THEME FUCKING PISSES ME OFF

[Volare]

Like i said Mickie
Screws Trish!!! DAMMIT

[Volare]

oh what the fuck

[RGWhat316]

LOL, competing introductions.

[Skippord]

I prefer I screw Trish :naughty:

[Volare]

wooooo!!! playboy girl gotta love it

[darkpower]

I prefer I screw Trish :naughty:

You and me both!

[Volare]

go candice go candice sorry everyone...she's got the bounce in her step

[St. Jimmy]

this match could have been over and done with 2 minutes ago...

[Volare]

LMFAO trish punched the mat twice

[RGWhat316]

go candice go candice sorry everyone...she's got the bounce in her step
Yes, she does have a pretty nice bounce.

[G-wrath]

wow, no screwjob...I'm impressed...wait, no I'm not

[Volare]

Booooooo

[Corndad]

Go down on her now lol

[redoneja]

Dammit, I just realized that if I had put off coming to college one more semester, I could have been at this Supershow.

[St. Jimmy]

awkkkwardddd....

[RGWhat316]

Candice went faster than Christy did.

[Volare]

i saw hands down the ass anyone else see that

[Johnny Vegas]

damn that MLB 06 looks hard.

[Corndad]

oh well, atleast I got fantasy points on Candice.

[darkpower]

Woah...judging from WWE Unlimited....not sure who's getting the FACE turn from that.

[darkpower]

Botching mic = best thing to happen to the Coach. :rofl:

[Johnny Vegas]

LMAO @ Coach's mic

And LMAO 2x @ Cena getting booed outta the building

[RGWhat316]

Hmmmmmmmm, they are in Washington, where Summerslam was, where Cena was getting booed.

[Johnny Vegas]

Was Cena saying that the crowd was booing Coach? :lol:

[G-wrath]

oh god, more sucktacularness on screen...

[RGWhat316]

LOL, they are trying to pass off the Cena boos.

[RP]

Cena is gunna cry

[St. Jimmy]

Trips <3 this is gonna be gold.

[darkpower]

LOL, they are trying to pass off the Cena boos.

Sounds like it...and it failed miserably.

[Loose Cannon]

ROFL @ the double turn here

[G-wrath]

lol Triple H's hair...

[RP]

cena sucks lol

[RGWhat316]

Could be some shooting here.

[Skippord]

Hehhehehe Jackoff

[G-wrath]

lol good Triple H impression

[RP]

ROFL

[The Greater Power]

Fans are lovin HHH

[RP]

ROFL at HHH not trying to draw heel heat

[Splaya]

This HHH promo is the tits

[RP]

OH MAN! I love it

[darkpower]

I usually hate HHH's guts, but give the devil his due....he's pretty good tonight...

[Skippord]

LOL HHH

[G-wrath]

oooh cena got shut down by gonzo!

[St. Jimmy]

i have never been more interested in a Trips promo in my life.

[Johnny Vegas]

Man, HHH is rippin' Cena apart.

[The Greater Power]

LOL "you happen to not be a very good wrestler"

[RP]

ROFL CENA

[Splaya]

Cena got owned. His comeback was a prize pool wisecrack. Man

[RGWhat316]

Alright, who you gonna blame now Trips? He blamed Angle for Cena getting booed. Now that HHH is in the ring with Cena, Cena is getting booed again.

[Skippord]

I dunno why I just started liking HHH

[Schoenauer]

Fact: Nobody likes Cena anymore
Fact: Triple H will walk out with that belt at WM22

[Skippord]

Wait did he just admit to not being a good wrestler?

[G-wrath]

oh no....

[darkpower]

McMahon? NOW?!!

[RP]

So Mysterio is in the Main Event at WM?

[St. Jimmy]

now that's a fuckin' match. 2 V.s. 2 and a half (Mysterio... lol)

[RGWhat316]

Vince just killed that promo.

[Splaya]

LOL


Vince: Whoa Whoaw whoa guys.

Cena: What the hell
(Camera pans away from HHH but people in the stands see HHH waving to Vince)

HHH: Hi Dad

[Astley316]

My intrest in Saturday nights main event just increased

[Johnny Vegas]

McMahon just messed up that promo...:nono:

[McLegend]

Lol that was awsome with HHH and Cena saying all the internet stuff about each other.

[Corndad]

Maybe they won't screw this SNME up after all!

[Corndad]

Shelton better be in the MITB again. That was his beast last year.

[RGWhat316]

My intrest in Saturday nights main event just increased
Hell yeah, I got my tickets. I'm gonna be there.

[St. Jimmy]

McMahon just Lita'd that promo...:nono:

[Astley316]

Come on Chavo!, shelton can defend the belt in another match

[darkpower]

Let's see if the RAW announcers say something about Chavo's little thing on SmackDown on Friday. Probably not, but then again...!

[Skippord]

UH OH MOMMA HAS COME TO A STANDING POSITION THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[St. Jimmy]

RKO <3!

[Johnny Vegas]

RKO Ha

[Splaya]

Orton Vs Chavo SNME. Calling it

[Corndad]

Orton???

[RGWhat316]

What the hell??

[McLegend]

:cool:

[Schoenauer]

Well... way to piss and shit all over Eddie's legacy.

[Corndad]

Orton Vs Chavo SNME. Calling it

Ortons already in that 3 vs 2 Main Event Match

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL @ McMahon in the "Kiss My Ass" pic

[The Greater Power]

MTFO orton

[St. Jimmy]

welll... if you toss Chavo into that match.. that's 3 Vs. *2 1/2...

*Edit: Keep forgetting about Rey-Rey.

[RGWhat316]

Orton Vs Chavo SNME. Calling it
Unless he's booked twice, Orton was just announced for the main event.

[Splaya]

Ortons already in that 3 vs 2 Main Event Match

They'll add Chavo to make it a 6 man

[The Greater Power]

Well... way to piss and shit all over Eddie's legacy.

How so. He RKO'ed Chavo.

[Corndad]

Double Dose of Maria... Outstanding.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

I'm afraid they're gonna put Kane, Show, and Masters in the MITB, which would suck ass.

[Corndad]

Wow. Is Washington Horny.

Anyways, I hear that Tony Atlas is going in the HOF

[Skippord]

AHHHHH SHOW IN A LADDER MATCH

[Splaya]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MEAN GENE IN THE 2006 HOF :love:

[Corndad]

Ya know something Mean GENE!

[G-wrath]

So Raw is over in 35 minutes, and we're only on page 5. This is rather sad..

[Splaya]

Where the fuck did this Show, Kane and stuff in the MITB match come from?

[6to1]

mean by god gene

[Corndad]

I hope they show all the inductions this year.

[Skippord]

Mean Gene :D

[Corndad]

HBK looks like he's wearing womens clothing.

[RGWhat316]

Is this Kiss My Ass really gonna be the last segment

[The Greater Power]

Carlito vs. Haas or Jericho?

[Volare]

so we got carlito, shelton, and RVD hmmmmm i dont know

[Corndad]

So have they said if all the members of the MITB will be Raw guys?

[Volare]

so much for "hart showing up"

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Where the fuck did this Show, Kane and stuff in the MITB match come from?

carlito has that brewing feud with masters, who is apparently gonna feud with kane judging by their recent matches, and he's tag champs with Kane.

I hope they don't, but I'm afraid they might.

[Splaya]

Now is SNME one night only or every Saturday night now?

[Corndad]

LOL at the shot at the Vice President in Carlito's Promo on Unlimited.

[St. Jimmy]

yeah. they said MITB is 3 Raw Superstars.

[Splaya]

Carlito vs. Haas or Jericho?

I will cream my pants if Jericho's music hit

[darkpower]

How much do you want to bet Carlito's mystery opponent is gonna be Chris Masters?

[Corndad]

yeah. they said MITB is 3 Raw Superstars.

Plus 3 from Smackdown or is it just gonna be a 3-way?

[Astley316]

they just said its the final qualfying match, that means theres gonna be three smackdown guys in it i assume since, last years had 6 men

[The Greater Power]

flair

[RGWhat316]

Flair, thats different.

[Volare]

WOOOOOOOoooooooooooo told ya 1 last run unless it was just a shoot for the match

[St. Jimmy]

=/ i was almost hoping for Jericho.... ALMOST.

[Splaya]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[darkpower]

RIC FLAIR?!!

Well, he's about to be buried more!

[St. Jimmy]

MITB is just a Triple Threat Ladder Match with only Raw Superstars.

[Johnny Vegas]

I was hoping for bret to come out

[Boondock Saint]

Got home during the Shelton match. Wish I saw the HHH/Cena promo. Damn.

[darkpower]

Plus 3 from Smackdown

That's what I was thinking. Maybe an interpromotional thing where the winner got a shot at their brand's title at any point in the 1 year future.

[Volare]

im sorry but if flair even wins it im still for RVD

[Volare]

so Predictions for the Kiss My Ass club Segment

[Astley316]

Jannety to turn on shawn, they make shawn kiss vinces ass, and jannety vs shawn on snme

[Volare]

i was thinking that if bret DOES show up, that he shoves shawns face into McMahons ass but then again...no one knows brets view on both McMahon and Shawn in the "Wrestling World"

[Johnny Vegas]

Jannety to get ready to kiss McMahon's ass...Shawn comes to make the save, Jannety turns on Shawn b/c of the barbershop incident...Bret's music hits and its a 9-year built up swerve as michaels is forced to kiss Hart's ass on national television while i am recording every minute of it.

[Volare]

YES YES YES!!!!

[Splaya]

WAIT AM I SEEING THIS RIGHT

[Corndad]

Flair wins????

[Johnny Vegas]

OMG...Ric Flair advances...Carlito doesn't...:nono:

[Boondock Saint]

WTF?

[Volare]

WOOOoooooo!!

[RGWhat316]

Damn, put that away.

[St. Jimmy]

WHAT?! Flair in a ladder match?...

=/

[G-wrath]

ewwwwwwwww get that rompus off my screen.

[Volare]

i bet carlito hates apples now

[Skippord]

THAT MAKES ME ANGRY :mad:

[6to1]

vince sure does like to show his ass

[McLegend]

LOL

[RP]

Hart will never be on WWE tv

[Savio]

Pretty shitty that flair won

[Volare]

RVD=great at any match
Shelton= Great in the last MITB match
Flair= *crickets chirping*









*chirp*:rofl:

[The Greater Power]

spirit squad is out

[RGWhat316]

Spirit Squad back on Unlimited.

[darkpower]

Well, Sluggs, either you end up making everyone your bitch tonight...or you'll eat your words as Bret makes his way into Washigton, because we're about to see it.

And the Seizure....I mean SPIRIT Squad are coming out on Unliminted.

[Corndad]

So what's Carlito doing for Mania Now???

[Volare]

S-U-C-K that is what we do today!!

[darkpower]

...because we're about to see it.

The KMA segment, I mean.

[Johnny Vegas]

YESS..i get to see the spirit squad........damn, i thought they were going to wrestle

[Skippord]

SPIRIT SQUAD BITCH

[G-wrath]

out of sync...they suck

[Volare]

WTF was that!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

lol. Spirit Squad <3

[Splaya]

How much you guys wanna bet Jannetty turns?

[RGWhat316]

Maybe they will still put Carlito in the match anyways.

[Splaya]

How much you guys wanna bet Jannetty turns?

[Volare]

Spirits Squad has....no chance in hell of staying in too long

[St. Jimmy]

see, this is where the HHH/Cena promo should have been....

[Corndad]

I will Mark out if I hear the Rockers theme!

[Volare]

shit here goes vince splitting them up

[Volare]

ROCKERS THEME ROCKERS THEME!!!!

[Corndad]

YES!!!!!!!! *MARKS OUT*

[RGWhat316]

Looks like he'll be around for a while, has his own tron video.

[St. Jimmy]

tye dye *woahhh*