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Indifferent Clox
03-02-2006, 05:00 PM
Three reasons i love smackdown

your turn.
Y3J
03-02-2006, 05:04 PM
They air it when i'm awake.
Bad Company
03-02-2006, 05:06 PM
ITS COMING TO NZ TOMORROW WHOO!
Xero
03-02-2006, 05:27 PM
Milk, milk, lemonade.
Y3J
03-02-2006, 05:43 PM
Milk, milk, lemonade...

...press the button chocolate cake.
PureHatred
03-02-2006, 05:48 PM
Three reasons <s>i love</s> smackdown is the jobber show.

your turn.

I think there are a ctually a better set of in-ring performers on Smackdown, top to bottom. And guys like JBL, Kennedy, Angle, and Daivari are great on the mic. But the storylines are fairly stupid and juvenile. Even for the WWE.
Indifferent Clox
03-02-2006, 05:57 PM
I'm only gonna say this once...

PIRATES ARE NOT JUVENILE!
Nervous Ferret
03-02-2006, 06:01 PM
I dunno, if smackDOWN! didn't have the 430578934 injuries (and deaths) over the last few years, and a some decent storylines, it'd be a pretty hot comodity right about now.
PureHatred
03-02-2006, 06:04 PM
Pirates might be good for an occasional laugh, at first. But realistically, how far can you take that gimmick? Its got 'midcard hell' written all over it. Burchill is a pretty talented individual and he's never going to headlline anything as Paul the Pirate.

Basically, he didn't need a gimmick. He needed a little time and an opportunity to get over on his own. Like not wrestling on Velocity. If he'd gotten the same kind of introductory push that Lashley or even Finaly got, this wouldn't even be a discussion.
PureHatred
03-02-2006, 06:05 PM
I dunno, if smackDOWN! didn't have the 430578934 injuries (and deaths) over the last few years, and a some decent storylines, it'd be a pretty hot comodity right about now.

Seriously good point. Smackdown is still very poorly written. Especially considering they have the luxury of being taped.
Kane Knight
03-02-2006, 07:54 PM
Pirates might be good for an occasional laugh, at first. But realistically, how far can you take that gimmick? Its got 'midcard hell' written all over it. Burchill is a pretty talented individual and he's never going to headlline anything as Paul the Pirate.

Basically, he didn't need a gimmick. He needed a little time and an opportunity to get over on his own. Like not wrestling on Velocity. If he'd gotten the same kind of introductory push that Lashley or even Finaly got, this wouldn't even be a discussion.

I think it'd work short term to split regal and Burchill up.

However, Smackdown's not going to win people over with this asinine shit. The Boogeyman's wearing on me, Burchill's likely to be in midcard Hell, and midgets have no place in wrestling.
The One
03-02-2006, 11:02 PM
But realistically, how far can you take that gimmick? Its got 'midcard hell' written all over it.

...Is this a quote from a few years ago about Cena the Wigger or Burchill the Pirate?:shifty:
FourFifty
03-03-2006, 12:17 AM
MNM
Indifferent Clox
03-03-2006, 12:25 AM
the rated ARRRRRRRRRRR superstar....


NEXT WEEK AT WRESLMANIA i'll SHIVER HIS TIMBERS!
D Mac
03-03-2006, 12:57 AM
Kurt Angle, Kurt Angle, oh and I almost forgot,









Kurt Angle.
Dorkchop
03-03-2006, 01:01 AM
Right now I love Tatanka. I liked him in his ifrst run in the WWF. He hasn't disappointed me yet. This could all change in a few weeks or months, but right now I'm liking the nostalgia that is Tatanka.
PureHatred
03-03-2006, 04:05 AM
...Is this a quote from a few years ago about Cena the Wigger or Burchill the Pirate?:shifty:

Nah...if people had been paying attention at all to the proliferation of Wiggers in American society they would've known that gimmick was going to blow up pretty much instantly.

There's just a certain type of white person that absolutely loves that shit. One of them just happened to have been Stephanie McMahon.
weather vane
03-03-2006, 04:29 AM
Tatanka
Kane Knight
03-03-2006, 08:37 AM
Nah...if people had been paying attention at all to the proliferation of Wiggers in American society they would've known that gimmick was going to blow up pretty much instantly.

Yeah, if you ignore the decline of the popularity when WWE finally decided to run with it...
Indifferent Clox
03-03-2006, 10:17 AM
and you cannot ignore the demographic that just loves pirates... EMO KIDS! The Masochistic part of our community loves wrestling and they also love johnny depp and i think there is no better a time than with the pirates of the carribean 2 coming out for wwe to thrust a pirate down the pirate hater lilly livered sons of bitch's throats.

In all seriousness though, when i was in a work camp the guys loved the midgets and the girls, the midgets made them laugh the girls made them.... cry...