View Full Version : Stop Dissing Console FPS
Kalyx triaD
03-03-2006, 06:48 AM
By the Covenant I'm sick all these comp-asshole-geeks who enjoy putting down console FPS' and console FPS control schemes. I don't ever hear console loyalist talking how awkward a mouse and keypad is (the first time). Today's console controllers are straight enough to handle FPS especially if the games are made for that particular system. Every site I go to on the subject has some comp-loyalist dumping on console FPS shooters.
Then it goes into comp vs. consoles; which is even more gay than the old Nintendo vs. Sega shit. Fanboy loyalist choosing sides based on what their mama buys 'em.
Anyway, this 'mouse-n-keypad over controller' crap is sad. Almost as sad as making a thread about it.
Kalyx triaD
03-03-2006, 06:48 AM
...Blah blah color Red, blah blah a Crisis comes...
Kane Knight
03-03-2006, 08:45 AM
Wow.
Pretty whiny.
Of course, All FPS suck, but there is an innate advantage of using a mouse, and it's idiotic to whine about how you don't see people complaining about mouse+keyboard when they switch from console...It's because they're not retarded enough to claim a step up is a step down.
Seriously, totally fucking retarded.
Boomer
03-03-2006, 08:53 AM
Most console FPSs need auto-aiming to be any good. A mouse is just the best for pin-point accuracy. But I've been playing Metroid Prime all week and having lots of fun with it.
I just can't play any console FPS because of the shitty control. Of course they aren't going to complain. It's "Wait until the analog stick moves to the correct position, then spend more time than should be taken to aim perfectly" vs. "Move mouse here, shoot".
FPS's suck on consoles because the controlers can't do anything as fast or as acurate.
And believe me, I used to be a console-only guy up until a few years ago. I LIKED console FPS's. But then I went to the mouse and keyboard and I can't play any FPS with a controller now. Metroid Prime, Halo, etc all suck. I fucking bought a keyboard and mouse for my Dreamcast just to play Quake III correctly.
Are you complaining because you don't know how to upgrade your computer to play the awesome FPS's on here? Or just because you're a console fanboy?
Kane Knight
03-03-2006, 09:03 AM
Probably the latter.
Kalyx triaD
03-03-2006, 09:13 AM
I'm being whiny.
I'm also retarded.
Oh, "He probably can't even play those games that's why he's angry."
You guys seriously suck. No really, you guys are garbage. Garbage that convinced itself it was better than my worst post and replies. This sick sense of superiority has gotten really bad in the last few months here. But I'm handling that for sure.
Anyway; Revolution's controller on FPS'. What say you?
Kane Knight
03-03-2006, 09:24 AM
IT's funny hearing shit call people garbage.
Whining about the inequality of consoles v PCs. It's pointless, it's retarded, and it's fucking baseless.
Until you can come up with something that isn't whiny drivel, you don't really have any footing to complain about "garbage" posting or "superiority."
This post ASPIRES to Dickhole McGee standards.
Kalyx triaD
03-03-2006, 10:22 AM
IT's funny hearing shit call people garbage.
Whining about the inequality of consoles v PCs. It's pointless, it's retarded, and it's fucking baseless.
Until you can come up with something that isn't whiny drivel, you don't really have any footing to complain about "garbage" posting or "superiority."
This post ASPIRES to Dickhole McGee standards.
Yawn. Anyone else tired of this guy?
Not me, Mrs. Dichole McGee. (Which is now your designated name.)
Extreme Angle
03-03-2006, 12:33 PM
Are you complaining because you don't know how to upgrade your computer to play the awesome FPS's on here? Or just because you're a console fanboy?
Yeah thats me
Extreme Angle
03-03-2006, 12:45 PM
and who would get tired of this guy? :)
http://www.tpww.net/forums/photos/Kane%20Knight%20-%20ZAM%20FU2.jpg
KleptoKlown
03-03-2006, 02:17 PM
http://www.jandaman.com/games.mvc?p=xboxfrag&Category_code=XBOX
best console invention ever...except the power glove....it's so rad.
packt up
03-03-2006, 03:32 PM
Keyboard and mouse is just the easiest by a mile. Having said that I do enjoy timesplitters 2 on the GC everynow and then.
road doggy dogg
03-03-2006, 04:14 PM
Console FPS's aren't bad, but nothing will ever touch a great PC FPS. Nothing.
Kane Knight
03-03-2006, 04:35 PM
Yawn. Anyone else tired of this guy?
Probably. A shame that the boredom of some whiny little cunt doesn't seem to matter much.
Kalyx triaD
03-03-2006, 04:44 PM
Probably. A shame that the boredom of some whiny little cunt doesn't seem to matter much.
Look -----> Yawn.
http://www.jandaman.com/games.mvc?p=xboxfrag&Category_code=XBOX
best console invention ever...except the power glove....it's so rad.
Too bad that defeats the purpose of a console. You know, having exclusive games with exclusive controls?
Besides, almost every X Box FPS is on the PC, and Halo 2 is on the way after Vista gets here.
Kane Knight
03-03-2006, 05:16 PM
Look -----> Yawn.
LOL.
The fact that you need to continue to assert your boredom is pretty pointless. Why don't you tell me you don't care while you're at it? :D
Funky Fly
03-03-2006, 06:12 PM
KalyX you are terrible.
I haven't played many FPS games on PC, so I'm not going to get into that. But frankly, most console FPS games suck. I can't stand the control schemes. I see what they are trying to do, but it just doesn't work a lot of the time. As far as I'm concerned, Goldeneye (and subsequently Perfect Dark) on the N64 makes the best use of the controller for its system. Metroid Prime isn't too shabby either.
Other than that, I'm not particularly interested.
Kane Knight
03-03-2006, 06:17 PM
God, even I sort of enjoyed Goldeneye. Of course, my friends kept dragging me into it...
Yeah, I've got to say that Goldeneye hit the perfect (no pun intended) FPS console contol scheme.
Boondock Saint
03-03-2006, 07:24 PM
By the Covenant
:?:
And maybe this has been answered before, but what's up with the random red words? Are you emphasizing them or something?
Anyway, I don't mind console FPS, but I don't play that many anyway. Goldeneye back on N64, and now Halo is pretty much it. Just played Black last night, fun I guess but way to repetitive for me.
The last PC FPS I was into was Medal of Honor, actually that's the only one. Delta Force back in the day :cool: Or Doom WAY back. But I never use my PC for games anymore.
It's hard to compare the two because there are few, if any, true clones of games on PC and console to show the difference. I would take PC over console any day but I still love some console FPSs.
Astley316
03-04-2006, 12:30 AM
A lot of games benefit a mouse more then a joypad, simply because you can re-act better, i had commandos 2, (i know the topics about fps) and it was so much easier playing with a mouse.
The same goes for half life, i had it on PC, a freind had it on ps2, pc was definatly better.
Kalyx triaD
03-04-2006, 04:07 AM
LOL.
The fact that you need to continue to assert your boredom is pretty pointless. Why don't you tell me you don't care while you're at it? :D
Yawning is much more fun.
Kane Knight
03-04-2006, 08:48 AM
The point is still the same. You're trying to profess your lack of interest by showing enough interest to profess it.
Kalyx triaD
03-04-2006, 10:49 PM
The point is still the same. You're trying to profess your lack of interest by showing enough interest to profess it.
The number of offenders on that goes into high numbers here on TPdub. Including you, Bobby.
Oh yes, I know.
Skippord
03-04-2006, 10:53 PM
Of course, All FPS suck,
totally fucking retarded.
thats really all you needed
Kane Knight
03-04-2006, 11:01 PM
The number of offenders on that goes into high numbers here on TPdub. Including you, Bobby.
Oh yes, I know.
Wow. You've now switched to gibberish. I'm proud.
Kane Knight
03-04-2006, 11:02 PM
thats really all you needed
Triple A pays me by the word.
Skippord
03-04-2006, 11:22 PM
Damn I want that deal
Kane Knight
03-04-2006, 11:31 PM
You have to suck a lot of cock
Destor
03-05-2006, 01:19 AM
Anyway; Revolution's controller on FPS'. What say you?*I'm going to ignore the bitch fight, yes you both are being huge bitches* It will take what was a boring genre and make the most entertaining. Duck Hunt, prepare to be owned.
Skippord
03-05-2006, 04:56 AM
You have to suck a lot of cock
I'm good without money thanks
Kane Knight
03-05-2006, 08:40 AM
I'm surprised. Don't emo kids normally like sucking cock?
Didn't you hear? All emos are different because they don't want to conform to any standards.
So only one emo doesn't suck dick. The others just suck it a different way.
Kalyx triaD
03-05-2006, 07:51 PM
*I'm going to ignore the bitch fight, yes you both are being huge bitches* It will take what was a boring genre and make the most entertaining. Duck Hunt, prepare to be owned.
Kane's not a bitch. :rant:
Kane Knight
03-05-2006, 10:04 PM
Shows what you know.
Skippord
03-07-2006, 10:07 PM
I'm surprised. Don't emo kids normally like sucking cock?
I'm not emo :mad: :wtf:
Kane Knight
03-07-2006, 11:37 PM
Sure, and I'm not a gender-challenged bisexual redneck.
...Or the inspiration for Brokeback Mountain 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Skippord
03-07-2006, 11:56 PM
Same thing but seriously emos suck
Kane Knight
03-08-2006, 09:17 AM
Yes, you do. :p
Skippord
03-09-2006, 12:44 PM
Yes, yes I do because I am emo. :p
Kane Knight
03-09-2006, 07:53 PM
I love to listen to Taking Back Sunday while watching Raven blow some guy with thick glasses./
Skippord
03-09-2006, 08:55 PM
I love listening to Hawthorne Hights while cutting myself and kissing my MCR poster :p
D Mac
03-10-2006, 03:13 AM
Red Faction was pretty fun.
Kane Knight
03-10-2006, 09:48 PM
A Crisis is coming and I lost my plunger
Kalyx triaD
03-13-2006, 11:08 AM
A Crisis is coming and I lost my plunger
Good to know you'll carry my legend long after I've left.
Kane Knight
03-13-2006, 11:31 AM
If your legend is a 5 lb piece of crap that jammed up my pumbing, then yes.
Kalyx triaD
03-13-2006, 12:27 PM
If your legend is a 5 lb piece of crap that jammed up my pumbing, then yes.
One of your better post. Keep up the good work.
D Mac
03-13-2006, 03:14 PM
He hath many good post.
Kalyx triaD
03-13-2006, 04:06 PM
He hath many good post.
If you like the internet warlord thing.
Kane Knight
03-13-2006, 11:21 PM
One of your better post. Keep up the good work.
I'm finally getting approval from the braindead demographic, coveted on the internet. I'm not sure whether to be proud that I've reached the LCD, or blow my brains out for being praised by the mentally handicapped.
Kalyx triaD
03-14-2006, 12:15 AM
I'm finally getting approval from the braindead demographic, coveted on the internet. I'm not sure whether to be proud that I've reached the LCD, or blow my brains out for being praised by the mentally handicapped.
Number 2, Number 2!!!!!
Kane Knight
03-14-2006, 10:50 PM
Well, if I blew my brains out, I'd know how it felt to be you...
Terry Schaivo had more brain activity than you, and they pulled the plug on her. Who keeps your feeding tube jacked in?
Kalyx triaD
03-15-2006, 04:36 PM
Well, if I blew my brains out, I'd know how it felt to be you...
Terry Schaivo had more brain activity than you, and they pulled the plug on her. Who keeps your feeding tube jacked in?
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