PullMyFinger
03-07-2006, 11:05 PM
Okay well...have Shannon Moore change his name and come out as St. Jimmy. St. Jimmy is a heel and keeps kicking everyone's ass, and even ends Samoa Joe's streak. Next he says, "Christian, I'm after you for your title, you American Idiot." Christian comes out and says, "Well, St. Jimmy, Christian's my name...and don't you wear it out. If you wanna fight me, then we'll battle it at the Blvd of Broken Dreams at Slammaversary!" St. Jimmy meets up with Christian and defeats him for the NWA World Heavyweight Title!
The fans are all pissed, and Christian and wheeled away in an ambulance after the beating he got. Suddenly, the next Impact, the lights go black...and out of nowhere comes Billie Joe Armstrong and spears St. Jimmy....he gets the count 1, 2, 3. He's our new NWA Heavyweight Champion!!! So at the next PPV, there's a three way between BJA, St. Jimmy, and Christian (who goes by the name Jesus of Suburbia now). BJA and JoS are somewhat partners in this against St. Jimmy...then suddenly, Billie Joe takes out his electric guitar from u nder the ring and SMMMMMMMAAAAAAACK!!! hits Jesus of Suburbia on his head and knocks him out cold! SWERVE/HEEL TURN!!! St. Jimmy picks up the victory, and Billie Joe congratulates him, and leaves TNA as a one month member and NWA Heavyweight Champion.
Think of the ratings and publicity for this one.
by the way people I'm just kidding lol
The fans are all pissed, and Christian and wheeled away in an ambulance after the beating he got. Suddenly, the next Impact, the lights go black...and out of nowhere comes Billie Joe Armstrong and spears St. Jimmy....he gets the count 1, 2, 3. He's our new NWA Heavyweight Champion!!! So at the next PPV, there's a three way between BJA, St. Jimmy, and Christian (who goes by the name Jesus of Suburbia now). BJA and JoS are somewhat partners in this against St. Jimmy...then suddenly, Billie Joe takes out his electric guitar from u nder the ring and SMMMMMMMAAAAAAACK!!! hits Jesus of Suburbia on his head and knocks him out cold! SWERVE/HEEL TURN!!! St. Jimmy picks up the victory, and Billie Joe congratulates him, and leaves TNA as a one month member and NWA Heavyweight Champion.
Think of the ratings and publicity for this one.
by the way people I'm just kidding lol