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[Jaton]

I haven't watched WWE or TNA since Royal Rumble. From what I've gathered, Triple H/Cena are main eventing Wrestlemania. Get me up to date on everything else.

[Cruiserweight 3:16]

HBK and Vince are feuding and they'll have a match at WM22. It's Rey Mysterio vs Randy Orton vs Kurt Angle for the WHC in the main event of WM22. Mick Foley is feuding with Edge and they'll be wrestling in a Hardcore match at WM. Kane and Show will defend the tag titles against Masters and Carlito at WM. Shane McMahon will face HBK at SNME, and Cena and HHH vs Orton, Rey Rey and Kurt angle also for SNME. Undertaker will face Mark Henry at WM also. There's also an inter-promotional MITB match with RVD, Flair and Shelton Benjamin the known superstars in the match at the moment. Shelton Benjamin is also the IC champ as he beat Flair for the strap.

[Kane Knight]

Rey faced Randy for his WM title shot. Randy cheated to win, Rey got put into the match anyway in a triple threat.

Ric Flair is in Money in the Bank along with Shelton and RVD.

Vince's ass has been onscreen. That's all you need to know.

Marty Janetty has signed up with WWE. We wish him the best in his future endeavors...If his parole officer allows.

Michaels/McMahon is on the WM card. Michaels lost to Shane when Steph slipped him a roofie.

The Spirit Squad are proving that people changing the channel=good heel work.

Vince is on Muscle and Fitness MAgazine. Drug policy my ass.

Sting is coming back--As Steve Borden.

[Jaton]

SO I've missed a whole bunch of nothing. KK, your post was, as usual, very enlightening.

[Kane Knight]

I didn't do it to help. I wanted you to suffer by proxy. BURN, BITCH!

Also, let me sum up the main event scene right now.

Undertaker. Mark Henry.

If not for Angle, you could clear New Orleans with all that suck.