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Kalyx triaD
03-10-2006, 06:59 PM
Let's say when Obi-Wan was seperated from Qui-Gon during the battle with Darth Maul by that force field; Qui-Gon ended up beating Darth Maul.
Do you think that would change the outcome of the prequel trilogy's events? If so, by how much? Would Anikan still fall to the Dark Side? Would Qui-Gon get a seat in the council afterall? Would Palpatine still carry out Order 66? I have thoughts, but I wanna hear yours.
Nowhere Man
03-10-2006, 07:50 PM
The only major difference I could see is that Anakin would be taken in by Qui-Gonn instead of Obi-Wan. Palpatine would still have gotten his hands on him, and more than likely would turn him to the Dark Side anyway. And since Qui-Gonn wasn't as powerful as Obi-Wan (at least, as powerful as Kenobi was by Ep3), Anakin probably would have killed him on Mustafar or wherever when they fought.
The rammifications on the original trilogy would probably be a little more severe, since Luke wouldn't have someone to train him to face Vader and Palpatine (unless Yoda hung out on Tatooine instead)
Joey Slugs
03-10-2006, 08:31 PM
Let's just say that this might one of the worst topics that I have ever spammed.
Blitz
03-10-2006, 08:34 PM
What if Luke refused to leave 3PO and R2 outside the cantina, so he left and went to another cantina, and never met Han Solo???????
Did I just blow your mind?
Lock Jaw
03-10-2006, 09:07 PM
What if... Princess Leia had fallen for Jabba the Hutt?
Kane Knight
03-10-2006, 09:37 PM
I have thoughts.
Nobody believes that.
Kane Knight
03-10-2006, 09:50 PM
Let's just say a SPAM war is coming.
D Mac
03-11-2006, 01:38 AM
You've never heard of the Mellenium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kessell Run in less then 4 parsecs.
TheNamelessOne
03-11-2006, 04:47 AM
12 actually.
Not that I would know that.
Downunder
03-11-2006, 07:57 AM
Imagine if Luke got it on with Yoda
Downunder
03-11-2006, 07:58 AM
gonna have to find a pic - there has to be one somewhere on the internet
Kane Knight
03-11-2006, 10:24 AM
Imagine if Luke got it on with Yoda
Master Yoda...If both of your hands are on my shoulders, then what's poking me in the back? And Why are you giggling?
YOUR Hero
03-11-2006, 11:40 AM
George Lucas
Morgan
03-11-2006, 12:04 PM
Imagine if Luke had got it on with leia and not Han. Would have made that later revelation a lot more interesting.
Boomer
03-11-2006, 12:34 PM
Why argue when I have the Chewbacca defense.
Lock Jaw
03-11-2006, 03:00 PM
Imagine if Luke had got it on with leia and not Han. Would have made that later revelation a lot more interesting.
They did kiss in the first movie.
Kalyx triaD
03-11-2006, 04:54 PM
They did kiss in the first movie.
Second movie. That pop kiss wasn't nothing in A New Hope.
Lock Jaw
03-11-2006, 05:51 PM
Second movie. That pop kiss wasn't nothing in A New Hope.
Whatever. One of them.
Kane Knight
03-11-2006, 05:52 PM
Imagine if Luke had got it on with leia and not Han. Would have made that later revelation a lot more interesting.
Luke and Han got it on? :wtf:
Kane Knight
03-11-2006, 05:53 PM
Second movie. That pop kiss wasn't nothing in A New Hope.
Nor was the one in Empire.
Downunder
03-11-2006, 05:55 PM
Luke and Han got it on? :wtf:
The Empire Strikes Brokeback
Kane Knight
03-11-2006, 06:10 PM
One Wampa hunt a year...And then Han goes back to his Wookie.
Kalyx triaD
03-11-2006, 06:12 PM
Nor was the one in Empire.
Would you let your sister kiss you like that?
D Mac
03-12-2006, 01:02 AM
What if Han never came back in Episode 4? Would Luke still be able to destroy the Death Star?
Destor
03-12-2006, 01:05 AM
What if we weren't such huge nerds? Would we ever get laid?
D Mac
03-12-2006, 01:17 AM
I use the Jedi Mind Trick to get mine. :cool:
Dreaming about getting laid doesn't count.
D Mac
03-13-2006, 12:15 AM
You don't need to see his identification. These aren't the droids you're looking for. He can go about his business. Move along.
Kane Knight
03-13-2006, 09:51 AM
Would you let your sister kiss you like that?
Why are you thinking about ways you'd let your sister kiss you? I wouldn't let her kiss me, period.
Kane Knight
03-13-2006, 09:52 AM
What if we weren't such huge nerds? Would we ever get laid?
Does shower rape count?
Oh, if only we weere real men...:roll:
D Mac
03-13-2006, 03:05 PM
No reward is worth this.
Kalyx triaD
03-13-2006, 04:09 PM
Why are you thinking about ways you'd let your sister kiss you? I wouldn't let her kiss me, period.
Nice try shitbrick, but a peck on the cheek is a perfectly acceptable physical act amongst brother and sister.
Funny, you seem okay with a guy kissing a guy...
D Mac
03-14-2006, 01:15 AM
NO!
Try not.
Do.
Or do not.
There is no try.
Destor
03-14-2006, 01:52 AM
Does shower rape count?
Oh, if only we weere real men...:roll:You're the fag, you tell me.
D Mac
03-14-2006, 01:56 AM
I have a bad feeling about this.
Destor
03-14-2006, 02:07 AM
Thats no Moon, thats a space station.
D Mac
03-14-2006, 02:09 AM
You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
weather vane
03-14-2006, 03:50 AM
crap
weather vane
03-14-2006, 03:51 AM
shit
weather vane
03-14-2006, 03:51 AM
poop
weather vane
03-14-2006, 03:51 AM
doodie
weather vane
03-14-2006, 03:52 AM
manure
weather vane
03-14-2006, 03:52 AM
dung
weather vane
03-14-2006, 03:53 AM
feces
weather vane
03-14-2006, 03:55 AM
poo
D Mac
03-14-2006, 04:14 AM
It is time we demonstrated the full power of this Battle Station.
http://slapnose.com/images/blog/0605/0605_bush_poo_200x217.jpg
Kane Knight
03-14-2006, 10:45 PM
Nice try shitbrick, but a peck on the cheek is a perfectly acceptable physical act amongst brother and sister.
Funny, you seem okay with a guy kissing a guy...
You seem to be okay with kissing your sister...
D Mac
03-15-2006, 03:06 AM
*waves hand*
Credits will do fine.
http://www.bnz.co.nz/images/users/ClassicVisaFern.gif
D Mac
03-15-2006, 02:22 PM
Mesa Jar Jar Binks.
Mesa no wanten crunchen.
Kalyx triaD
03-15-2006, 03:13 PM
You seem to be okay with kissing your sister...
As much as you want to imagine make-out sessions, you and I know that's not what the case is here.
Do you love your sister, Kane? Did she hurt you?
Is that "love" as in:
I LOVE chocolate?
or
My names Finlay, and I LOVE to fight?
D Mac
03-15-2006, 03:39 PM
He will join us, or die my master.
Kalyx triaD
03-15-2006, 03:39 PM
Is that "love" as in:
I LOVE chocolate?
or
My names Finlay, and I LOVE to fight?
Love as defined through siblings. And you must spell Finlay in green fonts.
D Mac
03-15-2006, 03:41 PM
Jabba, this is your last chance.
Free us, or die.
Love as defined through siblings. And you must spell Finlay in green fonts.
Fixed.
You must understand
That the touch of your hand
Makes my pulse react
That it`s only the thrill
Of boy meeting girl
Opposites attract
It`s physical
Only logical
You must try to ignore
That it means more than that
[Chorus]
Oh whats love got to do, got to do with it
What`s love but a second hand emotion
What`s love got to do, got to do with it
Who needs a heart
When a heart can be broken
It may seem to you
That i`m acting confused
When you`re close to me
If i tend to look dazed
I`ve read it someplace
I`ve got cause to be
There`s a name for it
There`s a phrase that fits
But whatever the reason
You do it for me
[Chorus]
I`ve been thinking of a new direction
But i have to say
I`ve been thinking about my own protection
It scares me to feel this way
What`s love got to do, got to do with it
What`s love but a sweet old fashioned notion
What`s love got to do, got to do with it
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken
Kane Knight
03-15-2006, 04:01 PM
As much as you want to imagine make-out sessions
You were the one who asked me to imagine my sister kissing me, why are you trying to turn your own little fantasies around on me? Guilty conscience?
Kalyx triaD
03-15-2006, 04:08 PM
You were the one who asked me to imagine my sister kissing me, why are you trying to turn your own little fantasies around on me? Guilty conscience?
:nono: You've had better points in the past. Do you love you sister?
D Mac
03-16-2006, 03:32 AM
Sister! So, you have a twin sister. Your thoughts have now betrayed her too. If you will not turn to the Dark Side, then perhaps she will.
Kalyx triaD
03-16-2006, 12:10 PM
Sister! So, you have a twin sister. Your thoughts have now betrayed her too. If you will not turn to the Dark Side, then perhaps she will.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kane Knight
03-16-2006, 10:10 PM
:nono: You've had better points in the past. Do you love you sister?
LOL.
Caught in your own words, struggling to turn it around.
Wriggle, little fly.
D Mac
03-17-2006, 12:59 AM
KK, you must go to the Degobah system.
Indifferent Clox
03-18-2006, 04:50 PM
best line from star wars ever:
Big Van Vader:Where's Padme?
imporer:in your anger you seemed to have killed her meuususushahahhaha!
darth brooks:{edited out of film version} oh well.. does this thing come with a penis?
Palpable:MUHAHAHHAHAH!!
i've got DV:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kane Knight
03-19-2006, 10:20 PM
KK, you must go to the Degobah system.
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen....
Dagobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
*sniff*
Do I smell Tauntaun?
weather vane
03-20-2006, 12:54 AM
Stop this please.
D Mac
03-20-2006, 01:04 AM
Stop this please.
What do you think you are some kind of Jedi waving your hand around like that?
Mind Tricks do not work on me!
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