wen is BATISTA comin back? [Archive]

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 09:18 AM

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 09:26 AM

YOU

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 09:27 AM

lol I wouldn't mind that.

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 09:29 AM

Ok your wierd, atleast you spelt everything correctly this time. And you didn't use capitals in the middle of a sentence, wow you're learning the english language.

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 09:29 AM

Ok your wierd, atleast you spelt everything correctly this time. And you didnt use capitals in the middle of a sentence, wow your learning the english language.

i think you should have sed you're and didn't.

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 09:33 AM

You are right, thanks for pointing that out I will change that.

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 09:34 AM

Guyz can we talk about Batista please and what he is gonna do wen he comes back,

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 09:34 AM

By the way to answer you're pointless question:
I don't care when Batista is comming back or who he is going to bomb becuase after Wrestlemania Rey will be Champ.

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 09:36 AM

In dat case he may have to BOMB Rey, altho Rey is his freind.

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 09:37 AM

Yes and we always be nice to our friends.

Afterlife

03-13-2006, 09:42 AM

Hi guyz,

i loved it at NO WAY OUT when Batista came out n got cheered. i wanted 2 know when is he coming bak so he can BaTISTA bomb someone?

I want him to BOMB RKO Randy Orton because he always talks and that's boring. Or BOMB JBL for having man tits lol.

Who do u think Batista will bomb first?

This is absolutely jaw-dropping. Your spastic disregard for the placement of capital letters is unsettling. And if you have this metaphoric erection for Batista, why does it seem more like said metaphoric erection is aimed simply at the powerbomb? If you just like powerbombs, that's fine, you can say so; it's a weird little fetish, but hey, to each his own.

Oh, and please...saying " 'Y2J' Chris Jericho " is one thing. Saying " 'RKO' Randy Orton " is unacceptible. The RKO is a move, not a nickname. Nobody says " 'Tombstone' Undertaker " or " 'The Shining Wizard' Gregory Helms ".

Basically, I"m just sayin', you're a bit of a tool. Knock it off.

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 09:45 AM

I'm sorry I will try harder i just really like Batista.

I do like most powerbombs like Kevin Nash Diesel's (where is he these days?? he should be Intercontinental Champion not Sheltan Benjamin) but Batista has the best bomb because it is most effective and he has more muscles.

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 09:45 AM

Oy BAtistaBombed! how old are you?

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 09:47 AM

I'm 14 years old but I don't kno what that has to do with Batista.

Xero

03-13-2006, 09:47 AM

Oh, and please...saying " 'Y2J' Chris Jericho " is one thing. Saying " 'RKO' Randy Orton " is unacceptible. The RKO is a move, not a nickname. Nobody says " 'Tombstone' Undertaker " or " 'The Shining Wizard' Gregory Helms ".

Basically, I"m just sayin', you're a bit of a tool. Knock it off.
Actually R.K.O. are his initals. It still doesn't make sense, though. "Randy Kenneth(Just a guess) Orton" Randy Orton?

And, to answer your question, it is not confirmed when Batista will be returning. A lat tear is a very serious injury and he may even have to change his finisher to something that doesn't require as much lifting, so you may never see another Batista Bomb, which is sad. :(

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 09:48 AM

Kevin Nash sucks serious shit. His name should not be said in the same sentence as Intercontinental or Shelton Benjamin. Take a minute or two and read a few threads before saying shit.

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 09:50 AM

I don't think that Kevin Nash wold not be able to beat Sheltan becos Sheltan wouldn't stop the Powerbomb.

I will be very sad if I see no more Batista BOMBS.

Destor

03-13-2006, 09:51 AM

I believe we have a mark in our midst.

Xero

03-13-2006, 09:52 AM

Kevin Nash is paralyzed, didn't you hear?

Quad tears, when severe enough, can mean instant death or paralysis.

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 09:52 AM

You must spread some NEGATIVE Reputation around before giving it to BAtistaBombed! again.

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 09:53 AM

That is real bad news he can recover tho.

Sid had a good powerbomb as well. He should com back and bomb Mr McMahon for being gay and showing his ass!!1

Xero

03-13-2006, 09:55 AM

Didn't you ever see Sid's ankle break? It SNAPPED in half.

Actually, now that I think about it, I think it's pretty ironic. I mean, his theme used to be "Snapped".

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 09:55 AM

Dude we have all told you to shut the fuck up you dont have a clue as to what your talking about.

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 09:56 AM

That was aimed at BAtistaBombed!, not you Xero.

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 09:57 AM

Dude we have all told you to shut the fuck up you dont have a clue as to what your talking about.

Dude I have told you that your is actually you're. I learnt that in class last week.

Plz can we continue talking about Batista or any favorite powerBOMBS.

Kane Knight

03-13-2006, 09:59 AM

Afterlife

03-13-2006, 09:59 AM

I don't think that Kevin Nash wold not be able to beat Sheltan becos Sheltan wouldn't stop the Powerbomb.

I will be very sad if I see no more Batista BOMBS.

Good Lord, child.

And yes, I'm aware that RKO are his initials. It also stands for "Randy's Knock Out", which is the move. Kinda like we call the Dudley Death Drop the "3-D". 3-D could also stand for Bubba Ray Dudley and D-von Dudley. It doesn't, of course...but that's not the point.

Destor

03-13-2006, 09:59 AM

That was aimed at BAtistaBombed!, not you Xero.I think it worked for Xero. :p (just foolin Xero)

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 10:02 AM

I hope Batista never comes back now, BAtistaBombed! has turned me off Batista completely.

Afterlife

03-13-2006, 10:04 AM

I hope Batista never comes back now, BAtistaBombed! has turned me off Batista completely.

I"m guessing you're 14, too?

Xero

03-13-2006, 10:05 AM

I hope Batista never comes back now, BAtistaBombed! has turned me off Batista completely.
Oh, come on, who doesn't like that little butthole tattoo he has on his belly button?

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 10:06 AM

I"m guessing you're 14, too?

Nope sorry

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 10:07 AM

It's not a butthole :rant:

It reflects him as a child. Batista is best on Smackdown. Better than Rey because Rey can't do the 619 to big people and can't do any bombs. Better than Chris Benoit who is too small and has a funny head lol. Better than JBL because he has man-tits.

Batista needs to bomb Mark Henry for injuring him, I hate him.

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 10:07 AM

Oh, come on, who doesn't like that little butthole tattoo he has on his belly button?

LOL, Yeah okay so his little butthole tattoo is kind of cool.

Destor

03-13-2006, 10:08 AM

LOL, Batista was injured by Henry. Awesome.

Xero

03-13-2006, 10:08 AM

It reflects him as a child.
He was an asshole as a kid?

Afterlife

03-13-2006, 10:09 AM

Nope sorry

Oh. Well, you fooled me. Kudos on the impression. :y:

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 10:10 AM

WOW, I thought I knew wrestling. But I have never heard of Henry injuring Batista and Batista being an asshole kid, I must have missed something.

Afterlife

03-13-2006, 10:10 AM

He was an asshole as a kid?

HAHAHAHA :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 10:11 AM

Wait a sec, so if Batista is real good in your mind BAtistaBombed!, then what do you think about John Cena?

Afterlife

03-13-2006, 10:12 AM

Really, though. Wasn't Batista injured in a house match with Henry?

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 10:12 AM

WOW, I thought I knew wrestling. But I have never heard of Henry injuring Batista and Batista being an asshole kid, I must have missed something.

Yea you haven't been watching Smackdown they said Henry injured Batista and then he tried to injure Taker and Angle as well :rant:

Batista will get revenge.

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 10:13 AM

But you havent answered my question, What do you think about John Cena?

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 10:14 AM

John Cena is cool he has the Chain Gang but he isn't as good as Batista when Batista beat him at the Royal Rumble that was a good day.

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 10:14 AM

Really, though. Wasn't Batista injured in a house match with Henry?

Yeah i think it was, although i cant recall where i had heard it from.

Cuzziebro

03-13-2006, 10:15 AM

OMG, alert the papers. We have a Cena lover.

Xero

03-13-2006, 10:15 AM

I saw Batista once bomb this guy on the street and he was like DONT BOMB ME and Tista was like OMFG STFU and the guy was like PLEASE U R COOL and he was like FUCK U and bombed him threw the street and he went to china and now he lives in a teepee in tokyo. Tha end.

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 10:20 AM

Hahhaa i don't think Batista would do that really because he likes his fans.

Xero

03-13-2006, 10:21 AM

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/3764/leviathan27ga.jpg
Kinky.

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 10:22 AM

OMG he looks so different!!

He looks better when he is wearing a suit tho. Me and him could go pimping in suits and get all the ladies lol.

Xero

03-13-2006, 10:25 AM

He looks like he belongs in a gay porn.

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 10:26 AM

:rant:

You cannot say that Batista is not popular tho. Loads of people boo Cena but Batista never got booed and always got cheered.

Afterlife

03-13-2006, 10:28 AM

He looks like he belongs in a gay porn.

Or does gay porn belong in him? Meditate upon this, Xero-san.

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 10:28 AM

Guyz i made a colum in the colums forum but it is not there?

It was about how many people Batista has BOMBED.

Afterlife

03-13-2006, 10:32 AM

You're dragging this nonesense into another venue?

Xero

03-13-2006, 10:32 AM

Or does gay porn belong in him? Meditate upon this, Xero-san.
Well, I suppose if it's a DVD..............................

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 10:33 AM

It was a good colum I said how Batista BOMBED Eddie Garrero and that was funny becos they were friends and Batista was very upset when he died.

Afterlife

03-13-2006, 10:42 AM

It was a good colum I said how Batista BOMBED Eddie Garrero and that was funny becos they were friends and Batista was very upset when he died.

You have no social filter. You know that?

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 10:44 AM

wat does that mean?

Afterlife

03-13-2006, 10:46 AM

Well, I suppose if it's a DVD..............................

Hoo-rah, Xero-san. :naughty:

owenbrown

03-13-2006, 10:47 AM

Kevin Nash is paralyzed, didn't you hear?

Quad tears, when severe enough, can mean instant death or paralysis.

:lol: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Xero Limit 126 again. :lol:

Afterlife

03-13-2006, 10:48 AM

wat does that mean?

It means you don't know the best way to approach a situation when you speak. Just random ideas spewing from your brain, and whatever escapes is thrown at your audience.

chipoftheoldblock

03-13-2006, 11:00 AM

I was an asshole as a kid?

Don't you think you are still the same ??:naughty:
:naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

Kane Knight

03-13-2006, 11:05 AM

It's not a butthole :rant:

It reflects him as a child.

An anus on his stomach reflects his childhood? Was he raised Catholic?

Kane Knight

03-13-2006, 11:07 AM

:rant:

You cannot say that Batista is not popular tho. Loads of people boo Cena but Batista never got booed and always got cheered.

Wasn't he booed as a Deacon? And most of his time in Evolution?

Xero

03-13-2006, 11:27 AM

Don't you think you are still the same ??:naughty:
:naughty: :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:
Yeah, I am an asshole, what's your point?

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 12:23 PM

Wasn't he booed as a Deacon? And most of his time in Evolution?

I didn't watch Batista when he was a Deacon are you having a laugh?

I mean when he attaked big-nose HHH and when he was champion he never got boooed.

Xero

03-13-2006, 12:25 PM

I didn't watch Batista when he was a Deacon are you having a laugh?

I mean when he attaked big-nose HHH and when he was champion he never got boooed.
Do you know what a "heel" is?

Do you know that, eventually, Batista is going to be a "bad guy" like Triple H or JBL?

Do you know that wrestling is scripted?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

McLegend

03-13-2006, 12:28 PM

LOL @ Are you having a laugh?

That was easily the best thing in this thread.

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 12:29 PM

lol I haven't been on the Internet long and i don't kno some of those words I guess.

But still, I saw that this was for wrestling discussion and I am discussing wrestling, do I need to know all the words?

WTF?

Xero

03-13-2006, 12:31 PM

So you're saying you think wrestling's real?

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 12:34 PM

Well I don't know how much is real really.

When Shane McMahon (HERE COMES THE MONEY!!!) threw Kane in the flaming dumpster I thought that was a bit wierd lol

But some of it is real rite?

Xero

03-13-2006, 12:37 PM

I thought marks of your stature were an urban legend...

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 12:41 PM

sorry mate what's a mark?

I am sorry that I don't kno some of these words, but I will try to learn. I just wanted to talk about Batista and his BOMB.

My Final Heaven

03-13-2006, 12:56 PM

I actually like it when guys like BatistaBombed show up on the forums. Makes for a fun read usually :D

http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/8505/animation28fd.gif

Mark (MARK) noun: A person who believes that wrestling matches, angles, or anything to do with wrestling, is real or not scripted. See also: <img src="http://www.wrestlinginformer.net/Nick_Mondo.jpg" height=125 width=90>

Go here (http://www.imacomics.com/terms.html) for future reference.

Don't hate, Educate.

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 01:01 PM

Thank you My Final Heaven (cool username!) for posting that.

That is best moment in wrestling history!!

Xero

03-13-2006, 01:02 PM

What's a powerbomb but a really rough blowjob...

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 01:04 PM

:?:

I think you have some problems there Xero Limit.

:wtf:

PureHatred

03-13-2006, 01:24 PM

A lot of clueless jobbers showing up ont the boards lately. TPWW really isn't the place to post if you're a fucking idiot. It's like watching three hours of Celebrity Poker and then just running own to Vegas to hit the no limit game at The Mirage.

Xero

03-13-2006, 01:30 PM

You should have to pass a wrestling knowledge test to post here.

We don't take kindly to people who don't know shit about wrestlin' round here.

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 01:30 PM

I don't like your tone.

My Final Heaven

03-13-2006, 01:33 PM

Wrestling knowledge test?

I might have to get to work on that ;).

BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 01:34 PM

Plz can someone give me a wrestling knowledge test?

Xero

03-13-2006, 01:37 PM

What did Bret Hart eat on the morning of his Iron Man match with Shawn Michaels?

Extra points for who he ate with.

Everyone knows this one...

PureHatred

03-13-2006, 01:40 PM

I don't like your tone.

You're an idiot. And based on your obsession with Batista and the fact that the only thing you wanted to discuss in the Steiner thread was how Scott looked nowadays, you seem to have an fetish with large, sweaty, overly muscled men.

That's fine if that's the lifestyle choice you indulge in. But then go post on some gay porn site for lumberjacks or something and stop disguising your man-love as being a wrestling fan.

My Final Heaven

03-13-2006, 01:42 PM

What did Bret Hart eat on the morning of his Iron Man match with Shawn Michaels?

Extra points for who he ate with.

Everyone knows this one...

You will find all of the answers here.

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BatistaBombed!

03-13-2006, 01:43 PM

What did Bret Hart eat on the morning of his Iron Man match with Shawn Michaels?

Extra points for who he ate with.

Everyone knows this one...

He ate cornflakes with his mum. lol

And PureHatred, I don't love sweaty big men. I just love Batista and his Batista BOMB. I have a couple of girlfriends lol

Afterlife

03-13-2006, 01:45 PM

This kid cracks me up. And really, let's not be too meran; he's only 14, and he said he wants to learn. At least he's not running around like he thinks he's a genius with two coimedic cents on every topic we see.

coughcoughsaviorcough. Ahem...ah, sorry. Had to clear my throat.

Schoenauer

03-13-2006, 01:53 PM

I'm sorry Heaven... could I have those answers in multiple choice form?

My Final Heaven

03-13-2006, 02:04 PM

I'm sorry Heaven... could I have those answers in multiple choice form?

ok.

A/ ARRRGGHLEBLARGLE! DESTRUSTISITY!

B/ SANTACLAUSEBONDAGERRRROOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR!

C/ Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? BLAQAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

D/ :mad: :rant: :mad: :rant: :mad: :rant: :mad: :rant:

.44 Magdalene

03-13-2006, 07:22 PM

'The Shining Wizard' Gregory Helms ".

I could totally see Helms coming back after nose surgery or whatever with a pointy hat and a Harry Potter-esque gimmick, by the way. Just thought I'd throw that in there. :shifty:

Blitz

03-13-2006, 07:35 PM

Guyz i made a colum in the colums forum but it is not there?

It was about how many people Batista has BOMBED.

Good God almighty, I hope this actually gets posted.

Kane Knight

03-13-2006, 11:59 PM

I didn't watch Batista when he was a Deacon are you having a laugh?

I mean when he attaked big-nose HHH and when he was champion he never got boooed.

I'm laughing at you, yes. He was a heel for a long time. As a Deacon, as part of Evolution, he got booed. You were wrong.

Pinnacle Charisma

03-14-2006, 05:46 AM

I do like most powerbombs like Kevin Nash Diesel's (where is he these days?? he should be Intercontinental Champion not Sheltan Benjamin) but Batista has the best bomb because it is most effective and he has more muscles.

:rofl:

That made me laugh alot of some reason

Scarface

03-14-2006, 06:04 AM

Batista is the man.

BatistaBombed!

03-14-2006, 06:32 AM

yus Batista is the man BATISTA BOMBBBBBBB OF DOOM

:drool:

Funky Fly

03-14-2006, 08:52 AM

You are a terrible troll. You should apologize to 14 year olds all over the world for insulting them so.

TerranRich

03-14-2006, 11:09 AM

If ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKER spells "that" as "DAT" then I will find you and I will rock your FOUNDATION [/danny bonaduce]

Afterlife

03-14-2006, 11:46 AM

I could totally see Helms coming back after nose surgery or whatever with a pointy hat and a Harry Potter-esque gimmick, by the way. Just thought I'd throw that in there. :shifty:

I thot of that after I typed it, but hoped that nobody would bring it up. The last thing we need is for Helms to yell "Cranius Bustus!" before his finisher.