Official Raw Thread 03/13/06-Wrestlemania Contract Signing

[Blitz]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/2293008

Last RAW before Saturday Night’s Main Event
March 13, 2006

This Monday on RAW, John Cena and Triple H make it official when they sign on the dotted line at the WrestleMania 22 contract signing. With just days remaining before they are forced to co-exist as teammates at Saturday Night's Main Event, will this naturally combustible situation explode?

Also scheduled for Monday night on RAW, two of the WrestleMania 22 Money in the Bank Ladder Match participants square off when Shelton Benjamin defends his Intercontinental Championship against Rob Van Dam. Will Shelton walk in to WrestleMania with his Intercontinental Championship? Or will RVD find a way to come out on top Monday night? Watch RAW to find out.

Watch RAW on Monday (9/8 CT; USA) for this and much more.

[Blitz]

Also, :foc: you, curling.

[Boondock Saint]

It'd be cool if during the contract signing, someone flipped over the table and they started to brawl! Maybe HHH or Cena could even start to bleed. I'd just like something new and fresh like that to happen.

[Volare]

new and fresh...that's like Lashley ever getting a "Lesnar Push" in the WWE

[Vermaat]

They should have cena totally embarass HHH at the signing, like have HHH bring a sledgehammer but Cena cut at it so when HHH tries to use it it breaks apart and Cena can do F-U on the table and talk about how he has no fear coming into wrestlemania cause HHH knew he was strong and HHH knew he was tough but HHH forgot that he was smart.

[Boondock Saint]

Yeah they should do that. It's really make it or break it time for WWE, I feel.

[Blitz]

Yeah they should do that. It's really make it or break it time for WWE, I feel.

It's not make it or break it time until Wrestlemania.

[Boondock Saint]

Oh snap my bad.

[Volchok]

woooooooooooooooooooooo

[St. Jimmy]

RVD vs. Shelton tonight? HOT.

[Volare]

hot if no one screws with the match i.e:"momma" clean match will equal ratings

[Azriel]

Hopefully tonight will be good, but I doubt it

[St. Jimmy]

c'mon, good show tonight... c'mon please?

[St. Jimmy]

well vince is out. nevermind. =/

[The Optimist]

I wonder whats gonna happen at the contract signing? (sarcastic)

[Xero]

Oh my fucking God they're turning the drug program into a storyline...

[St. Jimmy]

is that a dcotor? =/ this is going to be stupid..

[The Optimist]

LOL King "as beleivable as Steph's labor pains"

[Azriel]

Wow, starting the show twice in a row

[St. Jimmy]

Vince: DAMMIT SHAWN PEE IN THE CUP! PEE IN THE CUP DAMN YOU!
Shawn:*loses his smile*
Triple H: Better you than me.

[The Optimist]

he's pregnant

[Azriel]

Just say NO kids :lol:

[Schoenauer]

This storyline just hit far below rock bottom.

[St. Jimmy]

i have never been more tempted to change the channel during raw than right now. even when vince's ass was hanging out.

[Azriel]

He's had about a week to let the drugs wear off, so he should be good

[Xero]

Why do I see a RVD joke coming up?

[The Optimist]

I'm looking for a Test too,....get it.....get it

[St. Jimmy]

Shaaaaane O Mac <3

[St. Jimmy]

... i'm sorry, that whole anouncement was kinda funny.

[Volare]

DAMN AND i just opened a FAT BAG OF CRACK!!!

[Xero]

Looks like beer...

[The Optimist]

Vince <3

[Azriel]

:lol: @ Vince. I missed seeing Shane

[Xero]

Ew...

[Schoenauer]

There's an old saying that goes like this... I lost my smile!

[St. Jimmy]

<3 pissbreak.

[The Optimist]

This sets up an interesting question: would you rather kiss Vince's ass or have HBK's piss all over you?

[Azriel]

Seems like every other Mania, Vince gets something spilled on him :lol:

[James Steele]

ROFL

Finally, some of the "old HBK".

[James Steele]

This sets up an interesting question: would you rather kiss Vince's ass or have HBK's piss all over you?


You screwed Bret?

[Azriel]

So, is SNME going to be live?

[James Steele]

I think so.

[The Optimist]

Please dont fuck this women's match up like all the other's in the past six monthes.

[Azriel]

Its Trish and Victoria, so it should be decent

[Boondock Saint]

lol I love angry flustered Vince. And Shane with the soap. I missed the McMahons.


Trish is hotttttt.

[The Optimist]

Wow vicious punch...Victoria's baby got aborted

[St. Jimmy]

BOTCH! *drink*

[Azriel]

Candice looks good tonight

[Boondock Saint]

I must have missed how Torrie turned face? What happened?

[The Optimist]

Wow that was pretty well planned.... :)

[Vazz]

Is Finlay still working with them since he returned to the ring? They seem extra sloppy lately. Oh well, I just stare at Victoria's ass anyways.

[Azriel]

Candice and Victoria basically kicked Torrie out of their clique because Torrie wouldn't adhere to Candice's ego.

[Azriel]

Golddust?

[Volare]

omg a COWBOY!!!

[6to1]

hey it's charlie pride

[Volare]

Cowboy Troy vs CENA i can see it sell

[Boondock Saint]

Candice and Victoria basically kicked Torrie out of their clique because Torrie wouldn't adhere to Candice's ego.

Ah, thanks.

[Boondock Saint]

I hate Edge but that was pretty ROFL

[Azriel]

Time for Goldy to do the J-O-B :(

[Volare]

wow another squash of Goldust

this is a sad sad day...atleast i wanna see a shattered dream!!

[Azriel]

Ah, figures. They're trying to compete with American Idol. Good luck :lol:

[Volare]

Shattered Dream!!! plz plz plz

[Volare]

Dammit that's what i get for wishing

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

"Why doin't you tell us what we can expect on 'Nashville Star'?"

"There will be some shattered dreams on 'Nashville Star' this season"

This is freaking shameless.

[James Steele]

They need to lay off the "Rated *Insert Letter Here*"

Rated O for Overrated
Rated R for "Rated R Superstar"
Rated X for "Hot Torrid Sex"
Rated H for "HOOOOOOOOOO!"
Rated P for "Please stop this stupid joke now".

[Azriel]

WWE has no sense of shame anymore

[Azriel]

But...but, that's Edge's shtick James. Without that, he'd be nothing, and Lord knows we can't have that :roll:

[Joe Kerr]

wwe is about to screw RVD

[Volare]

so lets review the last hour of RAW...we had some t&a being shown...HBK pisses on the McMahons...and a repeat Squash of someone thnx to Edge....


zzzzzz..........


oh sorry dozed off, i was gonna say where did my 1 hour of life go to!!

[Boondock Saint]

More like Rated H for Homosexual

[Volare]

ok, REP for those brave enough to pass out watching Edge talking out of his ass

[Azriel]

Well Joey, I think RVD is supposed to be the favorite in the MITB match

[Boondock Saint]

LOL @ Trish. "Sorry to interrupt your work out...in the middle of the hallway."

[Volare]

OMG BOWFELX gets a fuckin Shoot Promo!!! What's Next?? wearing Advertisements on their Trunks like UFC??

[LoDownM]

I'd buy a new bowflex if Maria came with it :drool:

[Volare]

OMG old school fuckin right and gotta love Respect for Minnesota!!! Go Gophers

[Boondock Saint]

VERNE GAGNE

[James Steele]

"Why doin't you tell us what we can expect on 'Nashville Star'?"

"There will be some shattered dreams on 'Nashville Star' this season"

This is freaking shameless.


Remember, it could be worse:

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/903/arqueete9lq.jpg = http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/7166/troytitle6fv.jpg

[Boondock Saint]

Christ Coach, stop calling HHH/Cena one of the most anticipated Mania matches in history. :mad:

[Azriel]

Uh oh, Coach going to hecle the fans :lol:

[Azriel]

I think Savage should've inducted Sherri, or maybe Shawn

[Joe Kerr]

who is that dude in the red Hat and Blue button down shirt? He is at every wrestling event. Coach even commeted that he doesnt know how he keeps getting in

[Azriel]

WWe groupie? :lol:

[Azriel]

Damn, that was explosive

[James Steele]

"Why doin't you tell us what we can expect on 'Nashville Star'?"

"There will be some shattered dreams on 'Nashville Star' this season"

This is freaking shameless.


Remember, it could be worse:

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/903/arqueete9lq.jpg = http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/7166/troytitle6fv.jpg

[St. Jimmy]

this looks fun.

[St. Jimmy]

odd chant.

[Coco Cow]

Real sign in the crowd:
"Marry me John Cena. I'm legal!"

[St. Jimmy]

... STOP INTERRUPTING DAMNIT.

[The Optimist]

cue-Masters and Carlito

[The Optimist]

I love that Vince already has a picture of Micheals kissing his ass.

[St. Jimmy]

... clusterfuck =/

[Boondock Saint]

Damn, and I thought they were giving the main event to RVD/Shelton.

[Astley316]

Damn, and I thought they were giving the main event to RVD/Shelton.

Triple H not being in the main event.

surely you jest

[flairwooo]

hmm not that anti cena tonight...

[Azriel]

Spirit Squad in a steel cage? Could be interesting

[The Optimist]

overusing the steel cage much....LOL

[Azriel]

Arent there 5 members in the SS though?

[Volare]

lets go cock boys lets go *clap clap*

[The Optimist]

Yeah there are five members but Vince keeps forgeting the fifth one.

[Astley316]

I think the 5th guy of the spirti squad is more like a manager

[The Optimist]

By the way that catapult thing was badass.

[Volare]

the only thing that could be cool would be that frog splash from the top of the cage

[Johnny Vegas]

That was a nice quadruple team move!

[Boondock Saint]

Triple H not being in the main event.

surely you jest

I never jest. And don't call me Shirley.

[Astley316]

duely noted

[Johnny Vegas]

That DDT was sick as hell

[Volare]

Tune of the Band BABY!!

[Volare]

weak weak weak weak

[St. Jimmy]

Undefeated Spirit Squad

[Skippord]

WTF burial

[St. Jimmy]

Van Terminator?

[Volare]

oh shit a repeat of WM the long jump

[The Optimist]

OMG VAN TERMINATOR

[Boondock Saint]

VAN TERMINATOR

[Boondock Saint]

Oh sorry, *COAST TO COAST VAN DAMINATOR*

[Volare]

money money money money money $$$$

[Azriel]

Once again, the Squad was very impressive, but there should have been a top cage move.

RVD should sue for gimmick infringement by the way :lol:

[Johnny Vegas]

I forgot shane did that move

[Azriel]

I bet Styles was almost going to say, "but that's RVDs move"

[St. Jimmy]

wtf @ styles saying "i've never seen this move live"

[The Optimist]

I forgot on purpose.....anyway I really liked that whole segment. Made Micheals look strong and got the SS some credit. :)

[Volare]

I bet Styles was almost going to say, "but that's RVDs move"


yeah, probably punched the desk when he saw it

[Volare]

TRISH :drool:

Mickie James :nono:

[Boondock Saint]

wtf @ styles saying "i've never seen this move live"

ROFL

[St. Jimmy]

... oh look. the obvious anwser! =/

[The Optimist]

It was proably Rikishi......I deed it fo Treesh, I deed it fo duh boobies

[Astley316]

ah time for austin to make his yearly apperence

must be low on beer money

[St. Jimmy]

i can't help that i'm an Austin mark =/

[Azriel]

Gee, wonder who knocked out Torrie? :roll:

[Volare]

disturbed's version is 20x better than this remake

[St. Jimmy]

WHAT?! JR?!

wait, nevermind. i thought about it. an event with austin and without Ross, yeah. probable =/

[Volare]

JR!!! wtf!

[Volare]

omg is he comin back or is this a 1 time thing

[Azriel]

And I think Joey meant he never saw Shane do that live

[Joe Kerr]

i heard he was coming back....which means someone has to go to smackdown...im thinking send coach to smackdown so both shows have 3 guys

[The Optimist]

Wow Shane's getting violent......wonder where this is gonna lead Confused

[Volchok]

WOOOOOOOOO Raw!

[Johnny Vegas]

I bet Styles was almost going to say, "but that's RVDs move"

you know he wanted to....i think Heyman would have said it tho..

[Joe Kerr]

unless JR only does Saturday night main event, being it continues

[St. Jimmy]

yeah, until Austin no shows because they wanted him to job to JBL in a beer drinking contest.

[The Optimist]

You know how strange it will look if the tag team champs lose in a tag team match

[Azriel]

Or maybe Joey will move to SD, so we have Joey and Taz commentate

[St. Jimmy]

please, please, please get shelton a NEW theme.

[PullMyFinger]

It's weird, I still watch it - but I'm not interested nor do I care. Am I the only one?? lol WWE is so un-entertaining now. I guess I am it's slave.

[Volare]

Aint no Stoppin me NOOOOOOO!!!!!

[St. Jimmy]

NO! DON'T GIVE SHELTON THE MIC! *DOOM!*

[Azriel]

Shelton, that was last week, not last night :lol:

[Azriel]

No mama, this should be good

[Johnny Vegas]

Somebody better be recording this match

[St. Jimmy]

RVD on game tonight.

[St. Jimmy]

holy shit!

[Volare]

that jump was bad ass

[Johnny Vegas]

Nice move Shelt

[Joey Slugs]

wtf @ styles saying "i've never seen this move live"

I think when RVD pulled off the move it was a house show taping, in which case Joey would of done the play by play after the fact.

[Skippord]

GO RVD WOOOOOO

[Joe Kerr]

It's weird, I still watch it - but I'm not interested nor do I care. Am I the only one?? lol WWE is so un-entertaining now. I guess I am it's slave.



every now and then they grab my attention...Christian kept my attention but hes gone...and RVD matches are always Gold other that yeah its crap but i never miss a ppv or show

[Joe Kerr]

wonder when Charlie Hass will be back on screen

[Azriel]

Is Flair really pissed off with Coach?

[Skippord]

They already fired him again

[Volare]

dammit what a crappy ending

[St. Jimmy]

=/ SHITTY ENDING!!!!

[Volare]

i applaud the ECW chants

[Boondock Saint]

This is the first Mania in 7 years I'm not pumped about getting. But I prolly will. Usually I get the big 4, and the smaller ones depending on the card. But after Mania, it all depends on if they step up their product big time before I order another one.

Although Summerslam is in Boston...

[Volare]

wow a 15 minute 6 man tag gee i dont see a free-for-all comin

[Azriel]

Maria :drool:

[Volare]

This is the first Mania in 7 years I'm not pumped about getting. But I prolly will. Usually I get the big 4, and the smaller ones depending on the card. But after Mania, it all depends on if they step up their product big time before I order another one.

Although Summerslam is in Boston...

i think summerslam has done pretty well in the last 3 years with the WWE/World title matches, plus the other story lines

[Azriel]

That was a short Kis Cam segment

[St. Jimmy]

carlos mencia is not funny. jesus christ =/

[Azriel]

I blame Dave Chapelle Jimmy

[Azriel]

And how can Shane tell how well JR calls the match? Unless he meant after the fact.

[Azriel]

Carlito. Very cool.

[Azriel]

Chris Masters. Not cool.

[Joe Kerr]

RVD better have the Heavyweight title by Summer Slam

[Skippord]

HHH Moderately cool

[Joe Kerr]

lol HHH even has screaming young girls

[flairwooo]

Is it me or has Triple h got a set of tits? I know they have this drug policy thing going on now but surley vince can look the other way when his son in law is juicing.

[Volare]

bitch tits yep

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

How long has Big Show had hair? I thought he was bald since Angle shaved his head.

[Azriel]

WUSS!!

[Azriel]

Well, its been a while since he was shaved

[Johnny Vegas]

What is Carlito's finisher?

[St. Jimmy]

Clusterfuck Ahoy'.

[Skippord]

Roll of the Dice reverse swinging neckbreaker

KANE KANE IS HERE

[St. Jimmy]

R.K.O <3

[Skippord]

Woah didnt see that coming

[Boondock Saint]

RKO

[Volare]

nice....i guess

[Skippord]

I thought it was Punk :'(

[Joe Kerr]

Orton vs. RAW lol

[Azriel]

Yeah, we get the potential for Cena vs. Orton goodness Saturday

[Joe Kerr]

What is Carlito's finisher?


apple turnover and a DDT

[St. Jimmy]

seeing orton on raw makes me miss Evolution.

[Astley316]

Nice way to build SNME

[The Optimist]

Its named the Apple Turnover?

[Savio]

Apple slicer?

[.44 Magdalene]

What is Carlito's finisher?

Clusterfuck Ahoy'.

:lol:

[JH]

damn RAW sucked ass

[James Steele]

HIGHLIGHT OF THIS WEEKS RAW THREAD

"Why doin't you tell us what we can expect on 'Nashville Star'?"

"There will be some shattered dreams on 'Nashville Star' this season"

This is freaking shameless.


Remember, it could be worse:

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/903/arqueete9lq.jpg > http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/7166/troytitle6fv.jpg

[RGWhat316]

Not a real horrible RAW, had a nice build up to SNME.

But the cable company was trying to scare me. I'm going to SNME anyways, but I wanted to tape it to see how it came across on tv. But looking at the listings, a Pistons game is scheduled Saturday night on our NBC affiliate. I'm a Pistons fan as well, but I'm shocked they would take the SNME spot, since they hardly ever play on NBC. But I just found out, the Detroit WB affiliate is going to be showing SNME instead.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Would it really have been that difficult to have Orton RKO Cena during the contract signing and give RVD/Shelton a 20 minute Main Event Match? I've been drooling over that match up for a while, but was really disappointed. Between the commercial breaks and the fact that WWE seemed to have handcuffed the move set to the match, it was pretty disappointing. Maybe it's my fault for expecting too much. I'd at least like to see a 3 way match (preferably ladder) at SNME between Flair/Shelton/RVD for the IC belt. I realize that the WWE doesn't want to risk injury to any of them before Mania, but damn...come on. Throw us a bone. I don't need any more build up with the Masters/Carlito vs Big Show/Kane match, because it's not going to make me care any more or less about their match. But with RVD/Shelton? You have a potential franchise feud in the making if WWE will only dedicate the time to it.

[St. Jimmy]

Orton + Air Time = awesome.

[Arnold HamNegger]

Orton + Air Time = awesome.

He would have had the same amount of airtime either way.

[Loose Cannon]

That was a great ending. I marked out. That just planted the seeds for Orton/Cena down the line.